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DMNTD
10th July 2008, 07:47
Cheeky bastards... (http://www.invadenewzealand.com/)
Grahameeboy
10th July 2008, 07:54
Cheeky bastards... (http://www.invadenewzealand.com/)
Cannot access...what is it all about Sir
James Deuce
10th July 2008, 07:57
Bahahah!
Thank you for that sir.
marioc
10th July 2008, 07:57
hahaha nice one
Number One
10th July 2008, 07:59
Sadly, they have a point....
Deano
10th July 2008, 08:02
It would be a change for the good IMO.
bull
10th July 2008, 08:16
Great Vid - they make no mention of the Maori Special Forces Militia Group, youll notice that at 38seconds in you see a glimpse of them in the forest.
100% Mean Maori Mean.
(all the above is complete utter rubbish but i had fun typing it)
RantyDave
10th July 2008, 08:53
LOL.
http://www.invadenewzealand.com/
Dave
nodrog
10th July 2008, 08:54
you're going to get a smack
sinfull
10th July 2008, 08:58
Awwww now thats beautifull !
Worth every smack you might receive Dave !
deanohit
10th July 2008, 09:16
Hahahaha, thats brilliant!
Freakshow
10th July 2008, 09:17
Blooddy Aussies!!!
Mikkel
10th July 2008, 09:25
Awesome! :Punk:
Swoop
10th July 2008, 09:30
Superb.
I didn't know they had aquired an aircraft carrier...:whistle:
Swoop
10th July 2008, 09:42
The repost QRF will be after you (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=77491)...
R6_kid
10th July 2008, 10:14
Superb.
I didn't know they had aquired an aircraft carrier...:whistle:
Pretty sure they had one in the 70's/80's... a fair share of our Skyhawks were ex-RAN aircraft.
Qkchk
10th July 2008, 10:29
Cannot access...what is it all about Sir
Try installing flash........
MIXONE
10th July 2008, 10:46
As long as they lower our taxes
vifferman
10th July 2008, 10:52
They're really only after the sheep.
If we send a couple of shiploads over, they won't be interested any more.
Baaaaahh!
rat biker 08
10th July 2008, 11:19
LOL:rockon::rofl::rofl:
Sanx
10th July 2008, 11:43
I'm sure they could invade. I'm just not entirely sure why they'd want to.
Invade NZ! Then put up with 150 years of whinging about stolen land, repressed culture (half of which was invented the week before) and claims for compensation.
Grahameeboy
10th July 2008, 11:57
Try installing flash........
At work...have it at home...may see you tonite on ride and I'll show you "Flash"....lol
chrisso
10th July 2008, 12:00
Blooddy Aussies!!!
Haha we are massing the Troops as I speak.Get the FA 18s fuelled,
Guided missile Destroyers off.Look out for the NZ Navy -They got their Dingies armed & ready.
Watch out for the Cessna too-its pretty well armed.
Well at least your not sucking up to the Yanks:Punk:
firefighter
10th July 2008, 12:08
Haha we are massing the Troops as I speak.Get the FA 18s fuelled,
Guided missile Destroyers off.Look out for the NZ Navy -They got their Dingies armed & ready.
Watch out for the Cessna too-its pretty well armed.
Well at least your not sucking up to the Yanks:Punk:
hey don't even mention the navy theyr'e sinking all by themselves!
chrisso
10th July 2008, 14:38
Ya still have the Skyhawks? Theyre pretty cool
firefighter
10th July 2008, 14:41
Ya still have the Skyhawks? Theyre pretty cool
yep and theyr'e all wrapped up in condoms sitting in the rain corroding away outside a hangar- lucky they were pulled out of service theyr'e costing us more sitting there than it was to actually run them........
skidMark
10th July 2008, 18:34
Mate in aussie sent me this...
off a show on the ABC where 2 advertising agencies have to produce an ad that sells something unsellable
this week's theme was an invasion of NZ
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransfer/thepitch.htm (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransfer/thepitch.htm)
Bloodey brilliant i thought!
cs363
10th July 2008, 18:37
yeah I got emailed this today - bring it on I say, saves us having to move over there!! :)
Kornholio
10th July 2008, 18:47
We got our 'automatic banjo's' tho.... that'll hold em off for a while :)
RiderInBlack
10th July 2008, 19:19
Shit can they get their act together. Been waiting for years for some Ozzie ta be silly enough ta do that. Welcome the suckers in and then make things so unprofitable for them that they will want ta sell NZ back ta us just ta go back ta Gold Ozzie (time for a Tui:apint:).
Tumbles
10th July 2008, 19:32
Pretty sure they had one in the 70's/80's... a fair share of our Skyhawks were ex-RAN aircraft.
Correct. Yeah, we'd be toast head to head, but back in the real world, Our helicopters are the squadron of choice in Timor with Aussie army guys requesting us specifically when they ask for helo support because their owns guys are so inflexible. Also our infantry guys there actually have brains and relate to the locals, so we slowly bring them onside. The aussies are very confrontational and never get anywhere. The Kiwi attitude is worth so much its unbelievable.
And all they really want to come over for is to drink our far superior beer! :beer:
Swoop
10th July 2008, 20:10
Pretty sure they had one in the 70's/80's... a fair share of our Skyhawks were ex-RAN aircraft.
HMAS Melbourne (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAS_Melbourne_(R21))was the old one. The advert shows a newer (US) carrier.
RantyDave
10th July 2008, 22:17
http://www.invadenewzealand.com/
Repost? Ah, crap!
Dave
pete376403
10th July 2008, 23:16
Aren't we invading them by stealth even as they sit around talking about how easy it will be? How many Kiwis in Australia now?
MaxB
11th July 2008, 00:58
I'd still take our 4 million against their 20 or so anyday. But I would have to shoot my Aussie rellies which is a bit of a shame. Now I'm confused.
Toaster
11th July 2008, 10:05
very funny.... makes a good point too.
vifferman
11th July 2008, 10:29
And all they really want to come over for is to drink our far superior beer! :beer:
... and root our sheep.:eek5:
RiderInBlack
11th July 2008, 11:02
... and root our sheep.:eek5:Now that's taking too far. They can take over our Country but if they start raping our sheep they'll have all our RAMbos taking them out. Didn't they watch our Documentary on our GE sheep programme "Black Sheep". They should be worried. Very worried:whistle: .
Dakara
11th July 2008, 20:10
Love it!
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Hrmm should have put it in humor...
Flatcap
11th July 2008, 20:18
0% navy? We have at least 5% of a navy...
RiderInBlack
11th July 2008, 21:16
Heard that we are all safe for now. They have had to call it off cause they can't afford the Fuel. The cost if fuel was bad enough getting here, but having ta fuel up here ta get back home again just totally blew their budget.
Jez
23rd August 2008, 15:11
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and before people start ranting on about the serious implications of not having this that and the next thing please bear in mind that its a f***ing piss take!!! :2thumbsup:lol:
ps. Just looked around to check what my son was doing ... hes sitting there watching youtube videos of games that arent out here while listening to Linkin Park and singing along ... totally awesome :)
paulmac
23rd August 2008, 15:44
brilliant !!
Laava
23rd August 2008, 15:47
We're gonna get invaded!
Oh no! We're invaded as bro!
Wanna chup?
paturoa
17th June 2009, 19:24
Shamlessly nicked from an ozzie SV forum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JARkLg_lHFo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Esvdownunder%2Ecom%2Findex% 2Ephp%3Ftopic%3D21158%2E0%3Btopicseen&feature=player_embedded
They should play things like this on the big screens b4 the Bledisloe Cup games for the crowd.
Gibbo13p
17th June 2009, 21:16
They can't have ever seen Red Dawn :yes: we'd be coming out of the hills and sniping them
SLEEPING DOGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! LOL
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