Classic KB Quotes

[Ghost Lemur]

Alright as suggested in another thread. This thread (once stickied by a kind mod) is to be used for adding quotes by KB'ers.

Note: Please include a link to the thread where the quote was posted. Also include the number of the post in question (this can be found in the top right corner of the post). If you right click on the post number you can "copy link". past this in as a link using the thread's title and post number as the reference. Done a classic from our spudchucker as an example. If you click on the link you'll see that it brings up just the single post from spud. But in the top right corner it says the thread it's from. You can then click on that link to read the whole thread.

[Ghost Lemur]

From Cool photo! thread post #19 (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=146670&postcount=19)





I luv riding on soft sand. You just GIVE IT HEAPS.
Its a bit like when you had your first shag, you aren't really sure of what you're doing but you keep going hard out until you either fall off or arrive at your destination.

[Daisy Duke]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=7808

#14

yes I did laugh - despite the fact that I'm a bird.

[Racey Rider]

:gob:
:shit:

:eek5:

:disapint:

:weep:

A LEMUR STOLE MY BABY!!! :crybaby:

[Riff Raff]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=155898&postcount=10

By Paul in NZ post number 10

"Small block Guzzis are one fun bike in the twisties though! A friends Monza (500cc) is an utter hoot! It's just tiny and not real powerful yet roars like a randy Rhino with it's wedding tackle caught in the Rhino harems barbed wire boundary fence... handles like a 250...."

[Biff]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=7808

#14

yes I did laugh - despite the fact that I'm a bird.


Vote not valid - she's fambly. :bleh:

[NC]

:mellow: :blink:

[inlinefour]

Would have to be this joke I found on night shift :2thumbsup

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=8290&highlight=anger+management

[Hitcher]

Would have to be this joke I found on night shift :2thumbsup

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=8290&highlight=anger+management
Yargh! Way too many "assholes" for my liking...

[inlinefour]

Yargh! Way too many "assholes" for my liking...

They come in all forms and we are surrounded by them. However I let it do the rounds about work and it was well recieved.

[Milky]

not being able to feed the christains to the loins is no reason to get upset mate.

From the scottish thread. Where else...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3026&page=3&pp=20

Post #3321 IIRC

[phantom]

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Alexei Sayle

[SPORK]

From the scottish thread. Where else...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3026&page=3&pp=20

Post #3321 IIRC
Why's it called the Scottish thread?

[mikey]

go nuts. go to hospital.

Mikey, one question, are you trying to be funny? . . . :confused:

No, he is nuts... really. Honest.
..........

[Hitcher]

Why's it called the Scottish thread?
Least a terrible plague afflict you, should you refer to it by it's given name. The Lord Voldemort of threads...

[SPORK]

Least a terrible plague afflict you, should you refer to it by it's given name. The Lord Voldemort of threads...
Ahh, righto. So would I also be afflicted if I were to call it the Tea Cosy? I think it sounds so much nicer

[Ixion]

Ahh, righto. So would I also be afflicted if I were to call it the Tea Cosy? I think it sounds so much nicer

No indeed. No plague. But, every time you have a beer, when you hoist it to your lips, you'll find it turns into tea. OK , I suppose, if you happen to be very fond of tea.

[Ghost Lemur]

Why's it called the Scottish thread?

You know of the old actors superstition about not being able to say MacBeth, so they refer to it as the scottish play.

Well during the height of the scottish thread it was having fall out effects and spilling over into other threads. Around that time JR or Hitcher started calling it that. It was universially adopted from there.

There maybe a bit more to why they started calling it that, but I either don't recall or never knew.

[Al]

Don't get too far up your own rectum, you don't know what's been there....

You rock, Cryhavoc! :Punk:

Al

[HDTboy]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=243657&postcount=10

From Big Daves post#10

"Now lets ram the point home - to the bimbo.

'THE ONLY MOLLS THAT GET ON MY BIKE FUCK FOR IT' "

and

"I think
the bimbo might have been interested too - she came sniffing around later, but I thoroughly iced her. "

[SPORK]

You rock, Cryhavoc! :Punk:

Al
Oh, I only just noticed this! :love:

Thanks!

[Zed]

there appears to be no way out of this site - can i be unsubscribed please :rofl: from this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=1867&highlight=unsubscribe)

[SPORK]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=250591&postcount=1

While taking a spin around the waterfront tonight the mighty zxr rider got shat on.. not by a car, but the mighty SEAGULL OF DOOM
It owned me images/smilies/frown.gif as you can see in the pic - plonked it right on the visor, and to top it off mum laughed at me and said it was good luck

No idea why this makes me laugh...

[wkid_one]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=250591&postcount=1


No idea why this makes me laugh...

The question that really needs to be asked is why he was riding with his mum?

[justsomeguy]

So its up to you what you ride, but if your gone all night, smell like kerosene, smilling like you have won lotto and turn up to work late........then you know she's a perfect match for you

:Punk:

From the new sports bikes.....bit wank (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=12583) thread.

[Waylander]

Mate - better heads than mine have had a go at finding the Zeitgeist.
Robert Hughes - The Australian art critic for the New York times once described the artist as one who builds a bridge between two previously unconnected ideas.
Andy Warhol said 'Art is anything you can get away with.'
The physiologists point to hemispherical dominance in the brain.
Maybe in some cases it's drugs.
His critics said Warhol was the only 'genius' they knew with an IQ of 80. I admire what he 'got away with'.

I find i don't 'have' to think 'continually' outside the square, my spark is a love of the absurd and the quest to spot it comes quite naturally.
But are you implying i act and dress differently to any other large, hairy leathered up biker?


Referenced here. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=255173&postcount=94) He started out so seemingly eloquent and then plumets down to the depths of the more primal. (maybe it's just cause it's late and I'm tired)
The part I liked best was, "But are you implying i act and dress differently to any other large, hairy leathered up biker?" but you really have to read the whole post aswell as Zed's for it to make sense.

[Al]

NhuanH, this one of yours made me roar with laughter! :rofl:

Having bit of assumed knowledge is like a half eaten pie. You can still taste it, but you don't know what the cat has done to before you got there.

Al

[HDTboy]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=260775&postcount=7
Best thing I've ever seen from winja
"flys stuck to the back of your helmet"

[Coyote]

I went off after her, made sure she knew I was there without being aggressive, and longed for the good old days, when people half expected bikers to beat them up. Maybe I should trade the BM for a Hardley Ableson and wear some old denim?
:killingme

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=13247

[sAsLEX]

put it this way I rather watch paul homes for 2 hours than watch torque again

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[N4CR]

By Paul in NZ:

"whether your bike is loud enough to bother the vegitarian, iranian lesbians/homosexual autistic lawn tortise associations meditation seminar"

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=273347&postcount=24

[Al]

From R1Aaron



Weather was shit out side so i took the missus for a blast instead there was some funny noises comming from the head, back end feels all good tho..
:rofl:

[texmo]

A classic quote I cant post a link for this one as It came straight from JSG's mouth at the horse and trap. I have witnesses...

JGS says "you have a very manly voice" directed at texmo :blink:

[SixPackBack]

mean winja dad sed hes goin to rip your roof offand paint it with piss please stop hes mean
The moronic Hondaone!



The grand prize goes to this qoute,from the ever presant WINJA



WHY DID ZED CROSS THE ROAD???
<HR style="COLOR: #000000" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->COS HIS COCK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKEN.

[Riff Raff]

This post by SpeedMedic takes the cake. Priceless!

Signed Riff Raff and White trash.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=402710#post402710

[Phurrball]

ZeRax creates new rating scale for effectiveness (or not) of mirrors...

ZeRax: 'true that, think i was just in the reds when i got it to 140+ and the mirrors shake like an ape coming down off every drug known to man'

Original post <a href="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=295313&postcount=14">here.</a>

[Sniper]

ZeRax: 'true that, think i was just in the reds when i got it to 140+ and the mirrors shake like an ape coming down off every drug known to man'


He would know...... :banana:

[Cibby]

Is the R1 ok?

This was asked whilst he was being taken out of the ambulance at the hospital and then again about every 5 minutes until the concussion had warn off and he went to sleep


did it look awesome?

This was asked whilst he was lying in the emergency room at Northshore hospital

talk about dedication boys.. good effort.

[Sniper]

A brilliant one from mikey that damn near made me piss myself
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=427568&postcount=21

Or


white trash. im black man! real black. so black i dont see myself even when the sun is out

[Coyote]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=21489 Post #5


Drop your pants and bend over, cause there isn't much you can do about it.
:killingme

[Sniper]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=442695&postcount=89

Good old WINJA.


I DUNNO , I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BABIES , I PUT IT THERE SO IVE DONE MY BIT , THE REST IS UP TO HER AND THE MIDWIFE , IM NOT WASTING GOOD BIKE TIME ON THIS CHILD BIRTH CRAP , ILL TAKE OVER AT BIKE RIDING AGE

[WINJA]

my favourite qoute is not a kb one .
i was at the box night club in aucks about 10 years ago with a german girl , they were hitting the smoke machine pretty hard , i could hardly see my hand in front of my face , and the german said to me "now i know what its like to be jewish "

[cowpoos]

I'm not often wrong,but this time I'm right



someones sure of themselves...lol

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

a young lady
im 15 so next year a will be legal :eek:
some one`s reply
ya legal now if ya dad know`s:doh:

[Swoop]

Referring to the amount of crashes happening over the holiday break and the safety of motorcycles...


Sometimes it can be more fun when it's not safe... like shagging asian chickboys without a rubber.

Hmmm, a possible contender for "quote of the year" perhaps...

[RiderInBlack]

Lou's thought's re the "Abuse of fellow members" Thread
This was nothing more than a mosquito bite at the Kiwibiker virtual BBQ.Awesome. Almost semi-philosophical:niceone:

[Swoop]

Sarge's quote is a pearler!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=494737&postcount=96

"A lynch mob is an example of pure democracy in action. There is only one dissenting vote, and that is cast by the person at the end of the rope."