Flatmate wanted - Mt Roskill/end of Dom Road.

[Deviant]

FREE INTERNATIONAL CALLING!
FREE INTERNET!
NO LINE RENTAL CHARGES!
VERY WARM HOUSE!

Just one bill, power (and maybe water but haven't seen that in 4 months...)

Available Now. $160 pw.

http://www.flatfinder.co.nz/flatmate.asp?ID=83993

Yes. It's true. And it's unlimited- within reason.

One flatmate wanted- Clean and tidy, reliable with bills (edited).

Backyard is a golf course. Big deck overlooking the golf course. 2x Remote controlled heatpumps/airconditioners. Dishwasher. Smoking outside. We have- fully furnished room for you- Queen bed. Massive LCD widescreen TV. Alarm system PS3. 3 bathrooms. Central vacuuming system.

Lockable internal garage for bikes/storage, alarmed house.

You will not find a nicer place with more benefits for this price.

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Pizza, stores, liquor shop, main bus route to city only a few mins walk, chip shop, butcher, grocers, supermarket, Subway/ KFC/ Wendy's/ Pizzahut/ Indian/ Roast shop/ Cock & Bull and The Hilly bar just 5 mins across the golf course or 5 mins around the corner riding!

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Everything needed in bedroom, and house, heaps of electronics.


Current flatmates 25-30, working in IT, like a few drinks and just chilling out, going out on weekends, just the usual lad stuff!

CALL ME! 021 674 246

[Deviant]

Come on guys and girls, there must be someone you know who wants to live in a beautiful, modern, new house on a golf course, with a bus lane right to the city and 5 mins walk across the course to pubs and shops!

And remember, FREE INTERNET AND FREE CALLING ANYWHERE!

Call your cousin in Uganda on his mobile for an hour, and don't pay a cent!

[Deviant]

Still nobody wanting a secure lock-up, warm house, free internet and phone, buslane to town and walking distance to around two dozen shops? And a golf course? And 46" widescreen with PS3, hundreds of movies and music galore, in a modern modern self cleaning house?

Well you all suck and we don't want you either! :(

Call me if you change your mind though :)

[Number One]

hmmmmmmmm tell me about the benefits :blip: AND why you only want a foreign female?

[jrandom]

But its getting better now
He found it in him to forgive
He walked the city
And he found a place to live

In a halfway house
Halfway down Dominion Road...

[Morcs]

hmmmmmmmm tell me about the benefits :blip: AND why you only want a foreign female?

cos foreign is where it at :bleh:

[jrandom]

cos foreign is where it at :bleh:

I still say it's cheating.

[Morcs]

I still say it's cheating.

Nah its not cheating its just a damn site easier. Kiwi women are too much hard work.

[screamer]

Nah its not cheating its just a damn site easier. Kiwi women are too much hard work.

Besides kiwi women can't hit you around the head as good a morcs

[sosman]

Na thanks soundz to Deviant muhaha :lol:

[jrandom]

Nah its not cheating its just a damn site easier. Kiwi women are too much hard work.

Swot I mean.

S'bloody cheating.

[Morcs]

Besides kiwi women can't hit you around the head as good a morcs

You are more than welcome to disprove my theory on kiwi women ;)

[Deviant]

Oops, wasn't mean to say foreign, that was from an old ad back when we were looking for foreign students. Saying "foreign" made the students take more notice. We only wanted someone short term then, 3 months or so.

Now, we don't care who, as long as they pay the bills and don't trash the place. Guy or girl, local or not, biker or driver.

[Sanx]

You might want to say how much the room is...

[Mom]

You also might want to give a description of the existing flatmates too.

[Deviant]

True, it was a bit of a copy paste from an old ad...

Updated. $160, only one bill (power) and maybe water.

May get Sky HD for the big TV once we get a flatmate.

Young'ish guys- 25-30.

Like a few drinks or just chilling out, love to socialise, working in IT, do our own thing but often hang out together and go to bars or beaches, weekends away or concerts/festivals together, or not sometimes.

[FJRider]

I'm just trying to think why anyone would want to live in Auckland... the mad rush suggests....

[Deviant]

Here's a link to a new listing, realised we only have one valid listing now, have been kind of lazy and trying to find someone through word of mouth so far..

http://www.flatfinder.co.nz/flatmate.asp?ID=83993

[Deviant]

Flatmate found!

As usual, she walked in, looked around, said "Wow!" and went to get the bond right away. Moves in this weekend.

So you all missed out on living with the charming Mr Deviant, but don't worry, I'm sure another chance will present itself some day!