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Qkchk
17th July 2008, 10:41
New product out for the guys to stop your boys from shivering up and disappearing......


Willy Warmers (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Clothing/Menswear/Novelty-adult/auction-165172246.htm)

Isn't cute.... :laugh:

James Deuce
17th July 2008, 10:47
Shrinkage is perfectly natural. Bit like how a woman's vagina seals up after marriage, at least until the biological clock sends out its APB for children.

Mikkel
17th July 2008, 10:52
Shrinkage is good even - makes the erect state seem larger in comparison... Boosts confidence.

mstriumph
17th July 2008, 11:27
she's lacking in imagination - baby fluffy white??

now, if she'd done it in various team colours she may have found a better market :shutup:

kevfromcoro
17th July 2008, 12:20
lol..does it come in a size 12??

Skyryder
17th July 2008, 17:13
she's lacking in imagination - baby fluffy white??

now, if she'd done it in various team colours she may have found a better market :shutup:


Yep a skull on the sweet spot. I could think of other images like a 'pussy' cat or perhaps the devils trident. Whatcha think??


Skyryder

Mom
17th July 2008, 17:25
I have been known to produce a peter heater on request for special occasion parties!

Mine are usually very luridly coloured though, and not in such good taste!

PM me for details :killingme

mstriumph
17th July 2008, 17:54
got a pattern, Mom?? methinks we could take up our needles and turn 'em out by the bucketload in KB colours??

hey - it'd beat 1%er patches ANY day!! :2thumbsup

headlesschicken
17th July 2008, 20:15
she's lacking in imagination - baby fluffy white??

now, if she'd done it in various team colours she may have found a better market :shutup:

she used to :innocent:

puddytat
17th July 2008, 21:18
I think Oxford make one that you plug in next to you handwarmers....think they do an elctrically heated "Merkin" for the ladies too...:drool:

Maha
17th July 2008, 21:20
got a pattern, Mom?? methinks we could take up our needles and turn 'em out by the bucketload in KB colours??

hey - it'd beat 1%er patches ANY day!! :2thumbsup

Oh great...so mine would look like a 2lb Bee?.......:whistle:

Taz
17th July 2008, 21:43
Bugger.... Way too big for me :o

Flatcap
18th July 2008, 18:51
Only of any use for those with a Man-zilain.

I have sufficient fur naturally

Oakie
18th July 2008, 19:29
lol..does it come in a size 12??

You mean to fit a 12 year old boy?

hondamo
18th July 2008, 20:00
I like pillion girls with big hands.

DMNTD
18th July 2008, 20:02
I like pillion girls with big hands.

Might pay to check their Adam's Apples mate :blink: :confused:

CB ARGH
18th July 2008, 20:44
Too small. Won't fit. <_<