Bike crash permanent disabilities [Archive]

Rainbow Wizard

10th January 2005, 18:49

This could be a good idea for a poll so if any of you pollcreators want to do it be my guest. I know we (what do you mean WE white man?) come to grief from time to time, but I was wondering what the "permanent disability as a result" ratio is. Fortunately I have not acquired a PD but Onearmedbandit is a prime example of someone who has, and credit to him that he's still riding. And of crashes, what's the ratio of own/other person's fault? Posting invites are now open but I'd prefer the focus to be on road rather than track crashes. No restriction though OK.

James Deuce

10th January 2005, 19:01

I have the illusion of complete mobility, but I am in fact slightly paralyzed in my upper right quadrant, with reduced fine control, which I've mostly remedied with drumming. I'm rated as being 20% disabled, i.e one missing limb, but thankfully it is spread around a few components, so the net effect is less than that.

Every crash is my fault, including the 4 attributed to other people (or their actions) by the Police, but especially the last one I had by myself.

jrandom

10th January 2005, 19:32

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.

Blakamin

10th January 2005, 19:34

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.
I can only come up with 37..... am I missing some??? (got hit-n-run'd at 16, my knees are farqed too)

Rainbow Wizard

10th January 2005, 19:35

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.

Betcha ACC don't pay out on that one!

Riff Raff

10th January 2005, 19:35

My left knee is sore to kneel on. You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.
Tell her she has to go on top.... girls like that!!!

As for bike offskis - the rib I broke is taking a long time to heal - you'd be surprised how often sexual positions interfere with it!!! :Pokey:

Mongoose

10th January 2005, 19:41

Sheeesh, why do so many threads move onto either sex or grog? Suprised someone has not said how their injury makes it so hard to take the top of their single malt :yeah:
Mine, two neck operations and no comment on how that affects the sex life :wavey:

Riff Raff

10th January 2005, 19:47

Suprised someone has not said how their injury makes it so hard to take the top of their single malt :yeah:

Well Mr Jim Beam has been coming round to see me, along with Mr Bacardi, and the occassional Miss (ooh er) Chardonney. HAven't had any problems getting the top off with them around! :banana:

StoneChucker

10th January 2005, 19:48

Hey Riff Raff, are you sure you broke that rib on a bike ofski? Or was it some other activity related accident? :devil2: har har

My only bin, I can't blame on anyone but myself. Luckily I guess, I don't have any permanent disabilities from it, except that sometimes now I'm a complete and utter pervert. The knock must have transferred from my knee to my "pervert centre" in the brain. Doctors can't find any cure, and have given me a medical certificate to show to people, if they catch me perving.

Oh yeah, almost forgot to complete the subject: I love alcohol, sometimes...

Mongoose

10th January 2005, 19:49

Well Mr Jim Beam has been coming round to see me, along with Mr Bacardi, and the occassional Miss (ooh er) Chardonney. HAven't had any problems getting the top off with them around! :banana:

Because they are all people, you just undo the buttons of their tops to get them off. :killingme Awwwww crap, that leads you straight back to sex :no:

DarkNinja

10th January 2005, 19:52

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.
I think that deserves a classic quote.... And a single malt

Bonez

10th January 2005, 21:02

I permenantly lost my virginity because of motorcycles :o .

crazylittleshit

10th January 2005, 21:15

I crushed a nut by clipping it between the tank and my leg

owwwwwwwwwwwe :shit:

(Managed to save the bike though)

No permanent damage just my pride. :scooter:

Ghost Lemur

10th January 2005, 21:49

I permenantly lost my virginity because of motorcycles :o .

Isn't loss of virginity always permenant?

No disabilities here.

Sex and alcomohole.... mmmmm

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 07:53

I permenantly lost my virginity because of motorcycles :o .
Well I've always said, once I get a Ducati I won't need a man again!!! :love2:

Hitcher

11th January 2005, 08:12

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.
I've heard of "hard on the knees" but this is getting ridiculous...

Hitcher

11th January 2005, 08:14

Betcha ACC don't pay out on that one!
If they fund seeing-eye dogs for the blind, hearing dogs for the deaf and eating dogs for the anorexic, the mind boggles as to the sort of dogs they'd fund for this disability...

Hitcher

11th January 2005, 08:16

Isn't loss of virginity always permanent?
No. It's medically proven that your virginity will heal over again, given time...

Madmax

11th January 2005, 08:41

virginity will heal over again, given time
mine has not?
I have had some good offs
my right arm is now an inch shorter than my left since
they took out the proximal ro of bones
my left leg is a bit bung as well,
after they put the plate in and said you will be fine and in a year we
will take the plate out
when they went to take out the plate (i had had one more off since)
Not only had i rebroken the leg,I had bent the plate
the doctor said if i bent it again it would stay in
(still have it) :o

Skunk

11th January 2005, 09:07

Suprised someone has not said how their injury makes it so hard to take the top of their single maltMy injury made it hard to get the top off my single malt. :wavey:

Paul in NZ

11th January 2005, 09:47

Left thumb is pretty well rooted and looks a bit.... Odd! (not to mention shorter)

Left knee is a bit rooted but that was possibly the basketball.

Left ankle gets sore. (smashed up in the thumb incident)

Mind has totally gone and guts have swollen somewhat strangely.

Paul N

PS. It never stopped me enjoying any sexual position except when I was positioned between these two guys and one looked a hell of a lot like Elton John!

Wonko

11th January 2005, 10:06

What is this sex thing that you lot are going on about?

James Deuce

11th January 2005, 10:07

What is this sex thing that you lot are going on about?
If you lost the hair and the tophat, you might find out.

Wonko

11th January 2005, 10:24

If you lost the hair and the tophat, you might find out.

Have lost a lot of the hair, and it will all be gone come Febuary. Are you promising me sex when it's all gone?

James Deuce

11th January 2005, 10:30

Have lost a lot of the hair, and it will all be gone come Febuary. Are you promising me sex when it's all gone?

If you want :D

Hitcher

11th January 2005, 10:37

If you want
Jeez, I'm off to buy some Regaine -- pronto...

Jackrat

11th January 2005, 16:01

Back injury that ain't going away even after two op's.
I can ride 4 hours max,then need a break of about 2-3.
If I go more than 4 hours I pay for it over the next few days.
I always wear a back brace on the bike.
They offered me another op' but I told em' to forget it.
All accidents my own fault in one way or another.
Nobody told me to get out of bed on any of those days.

Mongoose

11th January 2005, 16:05

I permenantly lost my virginity because of motorcycles :o .

That is so so sad, i bet you dont even have the box it came in either :Pokey: Oops, must be :apint: Time :doobey:

Roadrash

11th January 2005, 16:35

hurt my right wrist about ten years ago didn't snap it but sometimes it still won't work, got no idea why.

Skyryder

11th January 2005, 20:03

No. It's medically proven that your virginity will heal over again, given time...

That's the hymen. Once Virginia has been visited by Mr Cockupp, she aint no virgin any more.

Skyryder

Hitcher

11th January 2005, 20:09

That's the hymen. Once Virginia has been visited by Mr Cockupp, she aint no virgin any more.
I thought the "Hymen Manoeuver" was when you grabbed somebody who was choking and made them cough it up?? Named after the legendary German physician Hymen Hacker...

Mongoose

11th January 2005, 20:12

I thought the "Hymen Manoeuver" was when you grabbed somebody who was choking and made them cough it up?? Named after the legendary German physician Hymen Hacker...

Close with a few unusual mistakes Mr Hitcher, change cough up to c#*k-up, and maybe you did save their life by choking them at the right moment?

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 20:27

Close with a few unusual mistakes Mr Hitcher, change cough up to c#*k-up, and maybe you did save their life by choking them at the right moment?
:killing me: :killingme: :killingme:

Vagabond

11th January 2005, 20:30

I thought the "Hymen Manoeuver" was when you grabbed somebody who was choking and made them cough it up?? Named after the legendary German physician Hymen Hacker...
What manouver do you use when a queer chokes ?

The Hindlick Manouver.
:devil2: :whistle:

StoneChucker

11th January 2005, 20:32

Now I understand why this girl I knew who asked me if I wanted to loose my virginity slapped me, when I reached from behind and started repeatedly squeezing her stomach/diaphragm...

Hitcher

11th January 2005, 20:36

Now I understand why this girl I knew who asked me if I wanted to loose my virginity slapped me, when I reached from behind and started repeatedly squeezing her stomach/diaphragm from behind!
You've got me curious now. Did you pop your cherry at that juncture or not?

Rainbow Wizard

11th January 2005, 21:41

Well I've always said, once I get a Ducati I won't need a man again!!! :love2:

Harder to ride well maybe! :buggerd:
I reckon le Voxan est le Ducati Francaise, power AND arrogance in one. Oops, did I say that?

WINJA

11th January 2005, 22:00

俺は頭を打ってバカになってもうた！それ以降いつも腹が立つ

StoneChucker

11th January 2005, 22:13

You've got me curious now. Did you pop your cherry at that juncture or not?

No :whistle:

Mr Skid

11th January 2005, 22:29

AS FOR WE STRIKING THE HEAD, BECOMING FOOLISH, ALREADY IT IS! AFTER THE THAT THE STOMACH STANDS ALWAYS

何 ????????

WINJA

12th January 2005, 17:48

[QUOTE=paparazzi]何 ????????[/QUOTE OH IS THAT WHAT IT SAYS

Mr Skid

12th January 2005, 23:27

[QUOTE=paparazzi]何 ????????[/QUOTE OH IS THAT WHAT IT SAYS
babelfish (http://world.altavista.com/) is my friend.

inlinefour

15th January 2005, 16:57

15th January 2005, 17:24

My left knee is sore to kneel on.

You'd be surprised at the number of sexual positions this makes uncomfortable.
Dude, I KNOW!!!!!! :shit:

Ms Piggy

15th January 2005, 18:59

Well I've always said, once I get a Ducati I won't need a man again!!! :love2:
Isn't that a Buell?

Jamezo

15th January 2005, 20:04

Dude, I KNOW!!!!!! :shit:

ever since I lost my shins when I was gunned down by Charlie in the Que Son Valley, I've never been able to attempt the Prancing Lotus.

come to think of it, I've never been able to attempt the Prancing Lotus anyway...

come to think of it, I never went to 'Nam...

WHO STOLE MY SHINS!?!?!?!