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Toaster
18th July 2008, 10:01
The ultimate in mufti police cars spotted!

Spotted in Kaukapakapa this morning hiding behind the 50km/h speed sign.... :gob:

Fatjim
18th July 2008, 10:07
Hey, that's a cute little pig disguised as scummy.

MIXONE
18th July 2008, 10:09
Fuck they are driving tractors now?I haven't got a chance of out running one of those.

007XX
18th July 2008, 10:18
That's so wrong...pigs are not allowed to be cute!!!

scumdog
18th July 2008, 10:26
Hey, that's a cute little pig disguised as scummy.


Not me - no moustache.:whistle:

Toaster
18th July 2008, 10:41
Rural cops on tractors..... next they will have M109Rs! (same gearbox I believe!).

Toaster
18th July 2008, 10:44
Here is another photo of a rural cop making an ass of himself......

Choco
18th July 2008, 10:51
Fuck they are driving tractors now?I haven't got a chance of out running one of those.

You can't lane split past tractors :shit:
We're so screwed.:no:

Toaster
18th July 2008, 11:13
I'm thinking of painting the old tractor in Highway patrol colours and parking it on the side of SH16 just for a laugh....

scracha
18th July 2008, 13:29
they're breeding100578

Toaster
18th July 2008, 16:11
they're breeding100578

Very impressive mods there, nice one!

MadDuck
18th July 2008, 16:24
The ultimate in mufti police cars spotted!

Spotted in Kaukapakapa this morning hiding behind the 50km/h speed sign.... :gob:

Damn I might even have an ever so slight chance of out running him up SH16...what do ya reackon? ;)

Mom
18th July 2008, 17:18
I want him for my collection! He looks like a cutie :blip:

ElCoyote
18th July 2008, 19:32
I saw his offspring driving a pigmobile on HW 16 near the Helensville Golf Club on Peaks Rd, but with a ginga hairdo. All revved up with nowhere to go. Had he asked me I would have has some suggestions. Helensville and Kaukapakapa are fairly close, ne ce pas? Does the Pig in question have six fingers and toes? That would explain a lot...............plays sound score from Deliverance in background. Traffic Coppers are female reproductive organs, or more specifically reject Coppers whom neither the Railways or the Fire Service would touch with a barge pole but they still strive to get a uniform and wear a hat, ergo the Traffic Police welcome them as they don't have to pass a psychological test, which they would fail with the aforementioned organisations.

Sadly they do nothing to reduce the road toll, rather they engender hatred toward the proficient Police who are stretched to the max combating serious offences although revenue gathering is looked upon kindly by their Puppeteers ans Spinmeisters, not to mention the Reserve Bank of Helengrad.

Were there a school that majored in commomsense I would recommend they (Ginga Coppers and Non Ginga Coppers) attended but instead they recruit from anybody in Taggers Anonymous who can spell "a".:whistle::whistle::whistle:

Short answer, long answer to follow.

westie
18th July 2008, 19:47
Here is another photo of a rural cop making an ass of himself......

Can almost make out his chiefs hand mark on his arse from a darn good spanking

Toaster
18th July 2008, 21:10
Damn I might even have an ever so slight chance of out running him up SH16...what do ya reackon? ;)

Knowing my luck he'd probably pull out in front of me and I'd crash again. :crazy::scooter::rockon:

Toaster
18th July 2008, 21:14
I saw his offspring driving a pigmobile on HW 16 near the Helensville Golf Club on Peaks Rd, but with a ginga hairdo. ....

hey fella, as you can see, as I assume you can read, this was a fun thread. if you want to insult the cops how about you do that in the appropriate "ginga thread" elsewhere.

Toaster
18th July 2008, 21:17
Can almost make out his chiefs hand mark on his arse from a darn good spanking

I don't recall a spanking... I was having lunch at home that day, just a few days before I left the job to return to commercial banking. The Mrs took a few photo's for laughs.:innocent::love:

boomer
18th July 2008, 21:18
Knowing my luck he'd probably pull out in front of me and I'd crash again. :crazy::scooter::rockon:

that can easily be avoided; go do a refresher license or a defensive driving course. You could do with it by the looks of things.

ps.. don't forget to complain about this too.... :clap:

westie
18th July 2008, 21:20
I don't recall a spanking... I was having lunch at home that day, just a few days before I left the job to return to commercial banking. The Mrs took a few photo's for laughs.:innocent::love:

Darn busted(again) :Pokey:

Toaster
18th July 2008, 21:31
that can easily be avoided; go do a refresher license or a defensive driving course. You could do with it by the looks of things.

ps.. don't forget to complain about this too.... :clap:

haha boomer.... I assume that is what you did after you binned then. Or is it one rule for your highness and another for everyone else?

scumdog
19th July 2008, 04:37
I saw his offspring driving a pigmobile on HW 16 near the Helensville Golf Club on Peaks Rd, but with a ginga hairdo. All revved up with nowhere to go. Had he asked me I would have has some suggestions. Helensville and Kaukapakapa are fairly close, ne ce pas? Does the Pig in question have six fingers and toes? That would explain a lot...............plays sound score from Deliverance in background. Traffic Coppers are female reproductive organs, or more specifically reject Coppers whom neither the Railways or the Fire Service would touch with a barge pole but they still strive to get a uniform and wear a hat, ergo the Traffic Police welcome them as they don't have to pass a psychological test, which they would fail with the aforementioned organisations.

Sadly they do nothing to reduce the road toll, rather they engender hatred toward the proficient Police who are stretched to the max combating serious offences although revenue gathering is looked upon kindly by their Puppeteers ans Spinmeisters, not to mention the Reserve Bank of Helengrad.

Were there a school that majored in commomsense I would recommend they (Ginga Coppers and Non Ginga Coppers) attended but instead they recruit from anybody in Taggers Anonymous who can spell "a".:whistle::whistle::whistle:

Short answer, long answer to follow.

Haha, beauty, I hope you don't pay taxes 'cos this is how you benefit from those taxes - the finest way you can.!!!:bleh:
Enjoy.

Number One
19th July 2008, 14:47
The ultimate in mufti police cars spotted!

Spotted in Kaukapakapa this morning hiding behind the 50km/h speed sign.... :gob:
:lol: too much time on your hands man :laugh: Like it

Edbear
19th July 2008, 15:34
Not me - no moustache.:whistle:

Yeah, and what choo doin in Kaukapakapa anyway...?


I want him for my collection! He looks like a cutie :blip:


You collect rural cops...?:rolleyes:

Mom
19th July 2008, 15:36
You collect rural cops...?:rolleyes:

Well sort of...:eek:

No, I dont really,but I do have a substantial collection of pigs at my place. I got another one today, a crystal one a friend picked up somewhere for me, small and cute as.

cs363
24th July 2008, 17:46
Two more possible mufti cars spotted today - you have been warned!! ;)