Gixxer owners, different from "normal" people?

[Maki]

Just our of curiosity, are people who own gixxers different from most of us, or perceived to be different in some way? If so, in what what way are they different?

I am asking because I have seen hints and insinuations on this forum to the effect that they are in some way different from most of us. No one elaborated on this so I am left in the dark. Could someone please enlighten me?

[Quasievil]

Yes youre right examples

Boomer, Cowpoos, crazy steve , yes these people are seriously different :yes:

[Cajun]

were not gay honda riders dc:<

nah alot of people think gixxers are dime a dozon bikes, every man and his dog has a gixxer,

and that all gixxers are been thrashed, and crashed.

But like anything,

[vifferman]

Yeah, Gixxer riders have huge wangers, superhuman skills (especially stunting skills), and are all exceptionally good looking.

[Maki]

Yeah, Gixxer riders have huge wangers, superhuman skills (especially stunting skills), and are all exceptionally good looking.

Thanks, thats what I thought.

[Cajun]

Yeah, Gixxer riders have huge wangers, superhuman skills (especially stunting skills), and are all exceptionally good looking.

cheers mate you summed me up great.

[Deano]

were not gay honda riders dc:<


10 homophobic ch

[Toaster]

Gixxers are great bikes... I owned and really enjoyed my 750 and the 1000. The fastest way to lose your licence thats for sure!! (and the very reason I sold them... that and family reasons).

[merv]

Thanks, thats what I thought.

What, so now will you admit to owning a Gixxer or something like that?

[Blackbird]

Oh yes, and they're all fabulously wealthy or have understanding insurers as most Gixxer riders have binned at least 3 of them. That's why sales are so high(ducks for cover):rolleyes:

[Freakshow]

Nothing wrong with them they just ride disposable bikes!

[Kornholio]

Yeah, Gixxer riders have huge wangers, superhuman skills (especially stunting skills), and are all exceptionally good looking.

Hey I resemble that remark :p


Oh yes, and they're all fabulously wealthy or have understanding insurers as most Gixxer riders have binned at least 3 of them. That's why sales are so high(ducks for cover):rolleyes:

Lol I have actually binned 3 of them :p But I am poor :pinch:

[driftn]

Im a little twisted in the head but consider myself to be normal.
Its every other bike rider that is that is not "normal"

[Hidalgo]

don't you feel proud in what u ride?

[Toaster]

Oh yes, and they're all fabulously wealthy or have understanding insurers as most Gixxer riders have binned at least 3 of them. That's why sales are so high(ducks for cover):rolleyes:

I never binned the gixxers although the 1000 did get me a few tank slappers.

[Swoop]

Different... like The Dover.:rofl:

[Toaster]

don't you feel proud in what u ride?

Do you mean the bike or the Mrs?:innocent: Both are awesome.

[Toaster]

Different... like The Dover.:rofl:

Now that's an entertaining chap we haven't heard from in a while.

[Hidalgo]

Do you mean the bike or the Mrs?:innocent: Both are awesome.

:killingme :niceone: i thought,we were talking about bikes :innocent:

[Stormer]

HA!!
Gixxer owners...
Yeah, we`re like, y`know, SPECIAL dude...:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

[Reckless]

HA!!
Gixxer owners...
Yeah, we`re like, y`know, SPECIAL dude...:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

What like "special needs" people!

Sorry couldn't resist that LOL!!!

[Stormer]

What like "special needs" people!

Sorry couldn't resist that LOL!!!

Fer sure!!
Us "GIXXER SPECIALS" are an elite breed.

[sosman]

Yeah, Gixxer riders have huge wangers, superhuman skills (especially stunting skills), and are all exceptionally good looking.

I can vouch for that! :rockon:

[uksteve]

I. We Gixxer riders are the dogs bollocks. This is, indeed, a well known fact.:laugh:

[FilthyLuka]

i ride the first and last of the REAL gixxers :bleh:

[Marknz]

Yeah, Gixxer riders have huge wangers, superhuman skills (especially stunting skills), and are all exceptionally good looking.

Thank you

:whistle:

[Cruisin' Craig]

i ride the first and last of the REAL gixxers :bleh:

I feel strangely compelled to agree with you there!

[oldrider]

Have you ever noticed how dog owners and their dog's resemble each other? :ride: Well..........Think about it! :blip: John.

[puddytat]

Naah... theyre not different ,just like to think they are...just as big a :tugger: as an R6 rider:blip:

[Meekey_Mouse]

What like "special needs" people!

Sorry couldn't resist that LOL!!!

Yip... I road the short bus to school :stupid:





You thought I was joking? No seriously.....

I am special :bleh:

[Leong]

Lol I have actually binned 3 of them :p But I am poor :pinch:
Haha, I've only binned one, THREE times!!!! Anyone want to buy it??

[Swoop]

Have you ever noticed how dog owners and their dog's resemble each other? :ride: Well..........Think about it! :blip: John.
:scratch:

I haven't seen any dog's that have binned it into a corner...<_<:laugh:

[Mikkel]

Lol I have actually binned 3 of them :p But I am poor :pinch:

...now. ;)

[scumdog]

Just our of curiosity, are people who own gixxers different from most of us, or perceived to be different in some way? If so, in what what way are they different?

I am asking because I have seen hints and insinuations on this forum to the effect that they are in some way different from most of us. No one elaborated on this so I am left in the dark. Could someone please enlighten me?

Welllll...some seem to have two cocks.

After all, ya can't get THAT silly just playing with one...:oi-grr:

[Pussy]

We're not ALL the same, for example I don't think Meeky Mouse is 6ft tall, 97kg, and has a beard. I could be wrong.....

[oldrider]

:scratch:

I haven't seen any dog's that have binned it into a corner...<_<:laugh:

I watched one catch and bury a GSXR once, the rider got away though! :lol: John.

[justsomeguy]

They're the cheapest fast-bikes to own and the easiest to ride quick.

Simple.

I miss my bike...:crybaby:

[Meekey_Mouse]

We're not ALL the same, for example I don't think Meeky Mouse is 6ft tall, 97kg, and has a beard. I could be wrong.....

You can tell you haven't met me :shifty::shutup:

Just kiddin... Although I'd almost take bein 97kg and havin a beard just to be 6ft :D

[kiwifruit]

Haha, I've only binned one, THREE times!!!! Anyone want to buy it??
yep, how much?

[Drew]

Real simple:

The gixxer thou has been regarded the best inline thou for ages, (I dont want to argue about the why's and hows, it's the common theme in all shoot out comparrisons is all I'm saying), so the idea seems to be that owning one makes you the best. This will change, (if the K8 aint something very special given the gains the other manufacturers have made for their latest releases), and so will the perception of it's riders.

I had one, fuckin loved it, had some race success on it, and my head swelled visibly. I'd have another one though, christ it was a great bike.

Somebody give me their K2!!!

[beyond]

Hey I resemble that remark :p



Lol I have actually binned 3 of them :p But I am poor :pinch:

LOL. you think that bining 3 of them might be why you are poor and oh, paying for helens lunch everytime the mobile tax collecter catchs up wouldn't help either. :cool: :dodge:

[munterk6]

They're the cheapest fast-bikes to own and the easiest to ride quick.

Simple.

I miss my bike...:crybaby:

This is the truth, I have ridden all the latest jap one litre sports bikes, Blade, ZX10, R1, GSXR1000K6, and IMHO, the Gixer is by far the easiest and most fun(wheelies on demand) bike out! Its in the delivery of the power that makes it "special".
One other thing about the riders, they are the sort of people that demand the best value for $$$$ (bang for buck) when they buy a bike, in other words, cheap barstards!! They are also the most outrageous when they drink piss, and the rudest buggers I know!:beer:

[Leong]

They're the cheapest fast-bikes to own and the easiest to ride quick.


Haha, I've only binned one, THREE times!!!! Anyone want to buy it??

They ARE comparatively cheap to fix after binning. I should know!!!! Actually they also seem to crash well at the track, much better than the CBRs it seems... um I mean they don't get damaged as much.


yep, how much?
Just kidding. The Gixxer's turned 2yrs old last week and I still love it. You may remember my loss of license the day after I got it http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=32493. I'm back to no demerit points again so there was a bit of a celebration.

What is it about the Gixxer? The CBR is in many ways a better bike but its the one I'd sell. Make me an offer on that!

[dilz]

we get the hottest chicks...:lol:...dont hate the player:oi-grr:

hate the game. gixxers are nice:rockon:

[kickingzebra]

I have found it to be practically impossible to crash Gixxers on the road...
I have however made up for this by crashing every single gixxer I have ever ridden on the race track.

Gixxer Crashes are well into the double figures by now... That makes me speshul

(except Poos 810, I just ran that over an exhaust pipe and nearly jumped the pitlane wall at manfield on it.)

[madbikeboy]

Real simple:

The gixxer thou has been regarded the best inline thou for ages, (I dont want to argue about the why's and hows, it's the common theme in all shoot out comparrisons is all I'm saying), so the idea seems to be that owning one makes you the best. This will change, (if the K8 aint something very special given the gains the other manufacturers have made for their latest releases), and so will the perception of it's riders.

I had one, fuckin loved it, had some race success on it, and my head swelled visibly. I'd have another one though, christ it was a great bike.

Somebody give me their K2!!!

Mines on the market, check out my profile for a picture. PM me if you're interested.

[madbikeboy]

Okay, been considering this at a deeper level than cheap to fix after binning, and the penis extention thing (which gixer riders don't need as a prerequisite for riding is larger than normal manhood and testicles).

Look at the alternatives. Honda CBR's. Girl's bike. If I wanted to ride a CBR, I'd probably also own a Mondeo wagon. It does everything really well, but it's dull. It's like screwing a hot accountant (there's no such thing btw).

Kawasaki ZX10R/ZX6R. Umm, nice bikes, but they seem to throw people down the road a lot. This is like a bitch mistress who gets suicidal or homicidal, and it's hard to which is when. The 10R is like owning a HSV, with the traction control off, in the rain. It's like fucking your bosses daughter, you do it for thrills, but it's not a long term plan.

R1/R6. IMHO, the only viable alternative (until recently). But the R6 is gutless, my RGV250 had more poke. The early R1's would become violent slappers at a moments notice. The latest is worthy of attention, especially in black. The R1 is like the best bits of a WRX Sti, but with the same stupid backwards baseball cap and the baggy pants showing your underwear elastic. It's the hot chick at a party, who might be good in bed, but she might have herpes...

Ducati? Slow. Expensive. A fashion statement. This will be parked up next to the wife's SUV, next to the BMW/Porsche midlife crisis. It's not as good as you think it would be, it'd be like Cameron Diaz, only to discover she didn't like sex. But still expected the attention and pressies.

Aprilia? The thinking man's V-twin. Like owning an Alfa 147 GTA. Crap for all the same reasons, but still a load of laughs. The hot receptionist who is great in bed, and low maintenance, but still has a sense of humour.

Harley. Like owning a tractor. Like fucking an ugly fat chick with big tits. It's really not worth it.

New RC8 or Superduke. Like an Evo10 + WRX Sti, both on laughing gas. This is the perfect woman who is fun, sassy, faithful, and good looking.

And then there's the gixer. 20 years worth of evolution. Style that makes sense. Handling and brakes that are commensurate with horsepower. A good fit for most of us. the 600 is the perfect allrounder. The 750 is the even betterer all rounder. The 1000 is faster than a Hayabusa except in top speed. It wheelstands well. They're mechanically indestructable. The 600 is like a WRX. The 750 is an WRX STi. The 1000 is an EVO FQ360. This is the perfect woman who is a long termer, into kinky sex, and who is still good looking after all these years.

MBB.

[Mikkel]

Okay, been considering this at a deeper level.

WOW - that was DEEP man! :rofl:

You still refer to your gixxer as "the evil bitch" - doesn't fit very well with your comments here... :scratch:

[Drunken Monkey]

Okay, been considering this at a deeper level ...


I have to say, never a more accurate, true or valuable post has EVER been posted on this forum or ever will be.

Best post ever. Period. :first:

[scumdog]

Okay, been considering this at a deeper level than cheap to fix after binning, and the penis extention thing (which gixer riders don't need as a prerequisite for riding is larger than normal manhood and testicles).

Look at the alternatives. Honda CBR's. Girl's bike. If I wanted to ride a CBR, I'd probably also own a Mondeo wagon. It does everything really well, but it's dull. It's like screwing a hot accountant (there's no such thing btw).

Kawasaki ZX10R/ZX6R. Umm, nice bikes, but they seem to throw people down the road a lot. This is like a bitch mistress who gets suicidal or homicidal, and it's hard to which is when. The 10R is like owning a HSV, with the traction control off, in the rain. It's like fucking your bosses daughter, you do it for thrills, but it's not a long term plan.

R1/R6. IMHO, the only viable alternative (until recently). But the R6 is gutless, my RGV250 had more poke. The early R1's would become violent slappers at a moments notice. The latest is worthy of attention, especially in black. The R1 is like the best bits of a WRX Sti, but with the same stupid backwards baseball cap and the baggy pants showing your underwear elastic. It's the hot chick at a party, who might be good in bed, but she might have herpes...

Ducati? Slow. Expensive. A fashion statement. This will be parked up next to the wife's SUV, next to the BMW/Porsche midlife crisis. It's not as good as you think it would be, it'd be like Cameron Diaz, only to discover she didn't like sex. But still expected the attention and pressies.

Aprilia? The thinking man's V-twin. Like owning an Alfa 147 GTA. Crap for all the same reasons, but still a load of laughs. The hot receptionist who is great in bed, and low maintenance, but still has a sense of humour.

Harley. Like owning a tractor. Like fucking an ugly fat chick with big tits. It's really not worth it.

New RC8 or Superduke. Like an Evo10 + WRX Sti, both on laughing gas. This is the perfect woman who is fun, sassy, faithful, and good looking.

And then there's the gixer. 20 years worth of evolution. Style that makes sense. Handling and brakes that are commensurate with horsepower. A good fit for most of us. the 600 is the perfect allrounder. The 750 is the even betterer all rounder. The 1000 is faster than a Hayabusa except in top speed. It wheelstands well. They're mechanically indestructable. The 600 is like a WRX. The 750 is an WRX STi. The 1000 is an EVO FQ360. This is the perfect woman who is a long termer, into kinky sex, and who is still good looking after all these years.

MBB.

Gee mister, you sure must have ridden a lot of bikes to assess them like that!!

[Mikkel]

Gee mister, you sure must have ridden a lot of bikes to assess them like that!!

I'd be more worried about his unofficial job record, considering the objects of comparison.

[vifferman]

I have to say, never a more accurate, true or valuable post has EVER been posted on this forum or ever will be.

Best post ever. Period. :first:
:rolleyes:

You need to get out more.
Or summat.


It's like screwing a hot accountant (there's no such thing btw).
:whistle:
Says you.
While this was a post you obviously spent some time on (and it was quite entertaining), you rendered your whole diatribe untrustworthy with this one statement.
You need to get out more.
Or summat.

I don't know many accountants (and many of those I do know are your archetypal, nerdy, fish-like humanoids), of the few I know, three of the female persuasion are definitely hot. I wouldn't be married to one of them if she didn't have attributes other than a fat salary.

Or were you talking about the male ones? None of them are hot...
:Pokey:

[Drunken Monkey]

:rolleyes:

You need to get out more.
Or summat.



Bah! You're just jealous I have a Gixxer Thou AND an Evo IX.

:P

[vifferman]

Bah! You're just jealous I have a Gixxer Thou AND an Evo IX.

:P
Yeah, that's it.
Obviously.
And my wanger is very tiny as well. :rolleyes:

[madbikeboy]

WOW - that was DEEP man! :rofl:

You still refer to your gixxer as "the evil bitch" - doesn't fit very well with your comments here... :scratch:

She's evil, her kinkiness seems to involve harder and faster a lot of the time.

[madbikeboy]

Gee mister, you sure must have ridden a lot of bikes to assess them like that!!

Umm, I've ridden a few bikes. I own three. Haven't ridden that many Harleys though, perhaps less than 10, but I'm a fast learner as to what doesn't thrill me...

[madbikeboy]

I don't know many accountants (and many of those I do know are your archetypal, nerdy, fish-like humanoids), of the few I know, three of the female persuasion are definitely hot. I wouldn't be married to one of them if she didn't have attributes other than a fat salary.



I was engaged to an Accountant, she was good looking, sometimes kinky, but hotness turned into ice. Maybe the Vifferbabe is the exception to the rule...

[Deano]

Look at the alternatives. Honda CBR's. Girl's bike. If I wanted to ride a CBR, I'd probably also own a Mondeo wagon. It does everything really well, but it's dull. It's like screwing a hot accountant (there's no such thing btw).
.

Did you honestly think the 08 thou was dull ?

It seems to have the power (was the best in a few magazine shoot outs) but the biggest difference I found was that the front end felt planted and not airy fairy and vague like the Gixxer.

Oh - heres one hot accountant too. ;)

[Mikkel]

She's evil, her kinkiness seems to involve harder and faster a lot of the time.

That's not evil!

Besides, there's a limit to how fast and how hard you can go anyway - and it has nothing to do with kinkiness in my experience.

[scumdog]

Umm, I've ridden a few bikes. I own three. Haven't ridden that many Harleys though, perhaps less than 10, but I'm a fast learner as to what doesn't thrill me...

Likewise, turbine smooth, 'sniky' gear-shift and scads of plastic covering the 'mechanical gubbins don't do it for me....

Each to their own but I don't knock another mans choice of scoot.

(Hell, if we all had H-Ds and tassles how would I look cool??)

[madbikeboy]

Did you honestly think the 08 thou was dull ?

It seems to have the power (was the best in a few magazine shoot outs) but the biggest difference I found was that the front end felt planted and not airy fairy and vague like the Gixxer.

Oh - heres one hot accountant too. ;)

Christ, I thought that was my evil ex, almost spitting image, except the lady in the picture is missing horns and a pitch fork.

The 07 was dull, haven't ridden an 08 yet. The 07 felt like a CBR600 to me, flat delivery, but handled well with a planted front end that was confidence inspiring. The Gixer was more animal, required more faith, but felt a heap faster and more involved. The K5 1000 is the best one, aside from the k2, the K2 still has the most torque (when it's worked like mine... :bleh:)

[madbikeboy]

Likewise, turbine smooth, 'sniky' gear-shift and scads of plastic covering the 'mechanical gubbins don't do it for me....

Each to their own but I don't knock another mans choice of scoot.

(Hell, if we all had H-Ds and tassles how would I look cool??)

ScumDog, you're the coolest Harley owner on KiddieBiker. You could wear a pink shirt and still be cool. And I'm not knocking choice, difference is good, if we all saw the world my way we'd declare war on Britney Spears instead of picking on oil rich Muslim nations...

[madbikeboy]

[QUOTE=madbikeboy;1658239]
Ducati? Slow. Expensive. A fashion statement. This will be parked up next to the wife's SUV, next to the BMW/Porsche midlife crisis. It's not as good as you think it would be, it'd be like Cameron Diaz, only to discover she didn't like sex. But still expected the attention and pressies.QUOTE]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Slow you say eh?? Ok...well mine isn't yet it isn't as good as I thought it would've been. It has been better.

Slow. SLOW. Sllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww wwww. It needed 1000cc of Ducati to beat 750cc's on IL4.

[Deano]

The 07 was dull, haven't ridden an 08 yet.

Try the 08 CBR thou. You might be pleasantly surprised. The engine has that 'raw' growl like the Gixxer and heaps of power on tap - it was sooooo much more responsive than my 05 CBR.

[Drew]

Mines on the market, check out my profile for a picture. PM me if you're interested.

You bastard, that's the identical paint scheem to mine an' all! Man I wish I had money.

[DMNTD]

Slow. SLOW. Sllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww wwww. It needed 1000cc of Ducati to beat 750cc's on IL4.

Hard case as I've owned a Gixxer thou,my last 2 ZX10's were 176rwhp,have a 180 rwhp ZX14 atm...and I assure you that my 1098S is not slow.
Oh...unless you're only talking about straightline squidness :eek:

[mstriumph]

Yeah, Gixxer riders have huge wangers, superhuman skills (especially stunting skills), and are all exceptionally good looking.

girls also ride gixxers
my third bike was a gixxer
and it was a little one [little - or rather non-existent - also goes for the rest of the above ..... except for the 'exceptionally good looking' bit, of course - :innocent:]

so if gixxer riders are strange, does that make me only slightly strange, passing strange or strange-but-she-grew-out-of-it?

[madbikeboy]

Try the 08 CBR thou. You might be pleasantly surprised. The engine has that 'raw' growl like the Gixxer and heaps of power on tap - it was sooooo much more responsive than my 05 CBR.

I just couldn't get enthusiastic about riding the new one, it looks better in the flesh than in mags, but still wasn't fussed. The new RC8 on the other hand; what a fine looking piece... Interesting that all the bike mags rate the 08 CBR as "the bike". Big leap as opposed to gentle evolution on the gixers.

[avgas]

gixxer owners no - colgate tubes yes