Britney Spears gives husband motorcycle [Archive]

Bob

11th January 2005, 01:02

“Oops I did it again” singer Britney Spears has bought husband Kevin Federline a brand new motorcycle. The bike has been personalised by having it emblazoned with a hand-painted depiction of the same dice they have tattooed on the inside of their wrists.

Spears has also promised to build a recording studio for Federline in their Malibu home so he can spend more time working on his musical debut.

bluninja

11th January 2005, 04:26

Well at least now he can have a good ride :2thumbsup

What?

11th January 2005, 05:25

Britney Spears? Singer?? :confused2

Skunk

11th January 2005, 07:17

Britney Spears? Singer?? :confused2 :killingme

bear

11th January 2005, 07:20

How nice to have a wife that can pay for everything!

vifferman

11th January 2005, 07:25

How nice to have a wife that can pay for everything!
:2thumbsup :hug: :) :) :yes:

Coyote

11th January 2005, 07:54

Shes married, again? :unsure:

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 07:57

“Oops I did it again” singer Britney Spears has bought husband Kevin Federline a brand new motorcycle..
So what is it? A Hardley, a Chopper, or a real bike?

Spears has also promised to build a recording studio for Federline in their Malibu home so he can spend more time working on his musical debut.
Ye Gods.... :shit:

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 08:14

Thats all the world needs! :crybaby:
Another tryhard teenie bopper! :baby: :puke:

Still...
Would you say no to a free bike and a room to scream your guts out??
I wouldnt. :headbang:
Would have to break out some ACDC or Metallica! :headbang:

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 10:10

Would you say no to a free bike and a room to scream your guts out??
I wouldnt. :headbang:
Would have to break out some ACDC or Metallica! :headbang:
Yes but he's married to Britney Spears, ergo he has no taste which means he probably sings along to Justin Timberlake or Milli Vanilli or some such crap.

Hmmm, what a beautiful day - might have to go out and polish my bike and subject the neighbours to a good, healthy, loud dose of Metallica to pay them back for all the jiggy boo shit they've been blasting out lately! :Punk:

James Deuce

11th January 2005, 10:20

Shes married, again? :unsure:
Yes, she did it again.

Ghost Lemur

11th January 2005, 11:02

Ewww

Give me Angelina Jolie with her very own Brutale over this dribble any day.

StoneChucker

11th January 2005, 11:31

I like Britney :cool2: Doesn't matter what type of bike it was, nice thought :beer:

Mr Skid

11th January 2005, 13:47

Hmmm, what a beautiful day - might have to go out and polish my bike and subject the neighbours to a good, healthy, loud dose of Metallica to pay them back for all the jiggy boo shit they've been blasting out lately! :Punk:
How's about the Sisters of Mercy CD I saw in your collection? :Punk:
They'll depress them to the point of mental instability.

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 13:54

Hmmm, what a beautiful day - might have to go out and polish my bike and subject the neighbours to a good, healthy, loud dose of Metallica to pay them back for all the jiggy boo shit they've been blasting out lately! :Punk:

Nice choice!
My stereo comps out any of the other ones in a two block radius, So I dont have to worry about listening to any of their crap.
I love it! :bleh: :2guns:
+ Mines ALWAYS going when Im home.

Slipstream

11th January 2005, 13:57

How's about the Sisters of Mercy CD I saw in your collection? :Punk:
They'll depress them to the point of mental instability.

Riff Raff...you have Sisters of Mercy??? :gob: Are you an X-Goth too???
My favourite album from them is "A Slight Case Of Overbombing"

Yokai

11th January 2005, 14:01

Riff Raff...you have Sisters of Mercy??? :gob: Are you an X-Goth too???
Are there more of us? Anyone with some Nephilim stuff?

MSTRS

11th January 2005, 14:11

Are there more of us? Anyone with some Nephilim stuff?
Not me. Used to give Nazareth a good airing with their cheeky :laugh: little number "Ballad of Hollis Brown". Could have explained the high suicide rate in my neighbourhood at that time:sneaky2:

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 14:22

Sorry, Not a goth!
But love the metal!
Mood permitting of cource.
Anything from techno to Hardcore metal.
and anything between.

None of this Bling Bling rubbish though!!!! :angry2:

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 14:33

Riff Raff...you have Sisters of Mercy??? :gob: Are you an X-Goth too???

Oh yes indeedy... had the black hair, pale skin, dark eye makeup, black lipstick, only wore black or purple clothing etc. Still love all my old music too... Sisters of Mercy, The Mission, Fields of the Nephilim, Bauhaus, The Cure etc. Ah those were the days. My gothic days were back in the UK - when I moved to New Zealand I discovered that Hastings wasn't quite ready for a goth chick - first time I went out nightclubbing the music stopped, and everyone turned round and stared at me. And I had toned my image down for the night too (i.e. wearing black top, miniskirt, kneehigh boots, with purple tights, black hair all teased out, dark eyes, and lightish purple lipstick!).
Sadly my CD collection has diminished over time due to thievery and whatnot so I have very little of the good stuff left.

Vagabond

11th January 2005, 14:35

[QUOTE=Riff Raff]So what is it? A Hardley, a Chopper, or a real bike?

:thud: So I take it then That you don't ride a REAL bike !
:shit:

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 14:36

WOW!!
Thats what I wore to work today!! :banana:

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 14:36

[QUOTE=Riff Raff] :thud: So I take it then That you don't ride a REAL bike !
:shit:
Not yet.... watch this space!

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 14:37

WOW!!
Thats what I wore to work today!! :banana:
And I bet you got exactly the same reaction as I did!!!

MSTRS

11th January 2005, 14:39

Oh yes indeedy... had the black hair, pale skin, dark eye makeup, black lipstick, only wore black or purple clothing etc. Still love all my old music too... Sisters of Mercy, The Mission, Fields of the Nephilim, Bauhaus, The Cure etc. Ah those were the days. My gothic days were back in the UK - when I moved to New Zealand I discovered that Hastings wasn't quite ready for a goth chick - first time I went out nightclubbing the music stopped, and everyone turned round and stared at me. And I had toned my image down for the night too (i.e. wearing black top, miniskirt, kneehigh boots, with purple tights, black hair all teased out, dark eyes, and lightish purple lipstick!).

Come back (to the Bay) All is forgiven :sly:

Blakamin

11th January 2005, 14:39

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 14:47

Come back (to the Bay) All is forgiven :sly:
He he, still won't be able to resist finding new ways of shocking the gentle folk of Hastings tho...

Vagabond

11th January 2005, 14:49

Not yet.... watch this space!
:argh: :soon: I'm looking at buying a real bike soon 2, a cruiser. :done:

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 14:49

got any black nail-polish left??? I have a scratch on my helmet....
No sorry - but I do have some purple...

Blakamin

11th January 2005, 14:51

:argh: :soon: I'm looking at buying a real bike soon 2, a cruiser. :done:
Hows the back, VB????? (i know.... :Offtopic: )

No sorry - but I do have some purple...
hmmm... dont think it would be the same somehow....

MSTRS

11th January 2005, 15:06

He he, still won't be able to resist finding new ways of shocking the gentle folk of Hastings tho...
You go girl. Time our country cousins were dragged kicking & screaming into the real world. Now, if we could only find it in our hearts to actually be nice to them.....

Slipstream

11th January 2005, 18:31

11th January 2005, 18:33

I'm a virgin too

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 18:37

Ahh those were the days...I never really wore the black lipstick, or ever wore purple. Only BLACK. ...But then I started to enjoy colours. My style started to change, then I saw a comic called "TANK GIRL" .....:yes:
Ah Tank Girl. I was just talking about TG yesterday - but unfortunately it was to someone too young to remember, so the conversation kind of petered out.... Saw the DVD for sale somewhere the other day as well, was tempted to buy it even tho it was pretty bad!

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 18:37

I think this has gone off topic a bit.
Dont get me wrong.. I like hearing what the girlies wear on here, but come on people! :2thumbsup

We are hear to talk about Britney, And when shes gonna find another excuse to wear tight latex! You go girl!! :killingme :killingme :not:

El Dopa

11th January 2005, 18:38

....sings along to Milli Vanilli.....

Now that would be a trick worth knowing, seeing as how they mimed everything! :bleh:

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 18:40

We are hear to talk about Britney, And when shes gonna find another excuse to wear tight latex! You go girl!! :killingme :killingme :not:
Oh puhleeeeeeze!! We Goths are hijacking this thread for the sake of your sorry arse soul...

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 18:42

Oh puhleeeeeeze!! We Goths are hijacking this thread for the sake of your sorry arse soul...

:kick: OUCH!
:cry: :cry: But I wanna talk about Britney!! :love2:

11th January 2005, 18:44

Oh puhleeeeeeze!! We Goths are hijacking this thread for the sake of your sorry arse soul...
I had a goth once, but I took some goth syrup. Cleared it up good.

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 18:48

:kick: OUCH!
:cry: :cry: But I wanna talk about Britney!! :love2:
Hmmm I'm sure you were into Metallica at the start of this thread..... Why don't you go and listen to both and then come back when your reasoning has returned.

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 18:49

I had a goth once, but I took some goth syrup. Cleared it up good.
:killingme: :killingme: :killingme:

Slipstream

11th January 2005, 18:51

:kick: OUCH!
:cry: :cry: But I wanna talk about Britney!! :love2:

Ok ... how about Britney looking goth?

http://www.hautetfort.com/britneyspears/images/britney-spears-208-f37844.jpg

No?....

How about this then?

http://www.enazuero.com/imagenes/madonnabg.jpg

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 18:53

Slipstream you're not helping with our evil plans to hijack this thread!!

Slipstream

11th January 2005, 18:59

Slipstream you're not helping with our evil plans to hijack this thread!!

Sorry ...how about this then???

http://ferncanyonpress.com/vampires/images/lostboy2.jpg

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 19:02

Sorry ...how about this then???

http://ferncanyonpress.com/vampires/images/lostboy2.jpg
Oooh that's bloody awesome mate. Loved that movie. You've redeemed yourself.

Slipstream

11th January 2005, 19:05

Oooh that's bloody awesome mate. Loved that movie. You've redeemed yourself.

I also have the sound track :Punk:

...Hey, you going to be at the fun day, this Sat, at Manfield Riff?

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 19:08

I also have the sound track :Punk:

...Hey, you going to be at the fun day, this Sat, at Manfield Riff?
I am. Yay I'm escaping Orkers. Thought I might be an umbrella girl for the day!! :banana:

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 19:27

I dont listen to Britney!!
What sane human would!!??

Always be a fan of Metalica!! Specially their older stuff!
S+M was superb!
Just bought Velvot Revolver, Now thats a good album!
My cd collection is nearly complete!

Now are you both gonna wear your tight latex to Hook's BBQ??
OH COME ON, GO ON! I DARE YOU!

and NO im not going to!
(before you ask!)

Slipstream

11th January 2005, 19:34

Just bought Velvot Revolver, Now thats a good album!

Now are you both gonna wear your tight latex to Hook's BBQ??
OH COME ON, GO ON! I DARE YOU!

Are you bleeding kidding! Velvet Revolver indeed!! Let's go back to Britney :confused:

As for the Latex....I never wore latex clothes...only leather and fishnets :P

Riff Raff

11th January 2005, 19:40

Are you bleeding kidding! Velvet Revolver indeed!!
As for the Latex....I never wore latex clothes...only leather and fishnets :P
I've got Velvet Revolver CD - took a little while for it to grow on me, but I really like it now. I've got wide ranging tastes - started very heavy metal, then went (cringe) glam metal, then goth, then goth metalhead, and now I like it all...
I never went latex either - mostly lycra, leather and fishnets. Still have a serious boot fetish from those days!!!

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 20:22

Now your both just teasing!!
:laugh: :brick:

Slipstream

11th January 2005, 20:34

Now your both just teasing!!
:laugh: :brick:

I liked the boots too...I have 2 pair left...one with heels and one without.:innocent:
I have pictures of me in those Goth days....Shame my scanner isn't working....:sweatdrop

StoneChucker

11th January 2005, 21:09

Shame my scanner isn't working
It is indeed.

Sparky Bills

11th January 2005, 21:16

Dont worry..
We'll see them at Hook's place eh?? :2thumbsup

StoneChucker

11th January 2005, 21:36

I have pictures of me in those Goth days, I never wore clothes...only fishnets and boots with heels

Um, yeah, can you wear that for Hooks' party? :killingme

Disclaimer: All components of the quote were copied and pasted from this thread

Slipstream

12th January 2005, 08:05

Um, yeah, can you wear that for Hooks' party? :killingme

Disclaimer: All components of the quote were copied and pasted from this thread

I can read between the lines :P

Riff Raff

12th January 2005, 08:12

I can read between the lines :P
:killingme :killingme You go girl !!!

Yokai

12th January 2005, 13:16

Still love all my old music too... Sisters of Mercy, The Mission, Fields of the Nephilim, Bauhaus, The Cure etc. Ah those were the days. My gothic days were back in the UK - when I moved to New Zealand I discovered that Hastings wasn't quite ready for a goth chick - first time I went out nightclubbing the music stopped, and everyone turned round and stared at me.

heh - I used to hang out at the Attic in Southampton... très Goth. - Went to a nightclub in Wellingborough once with my mate and still had the eyemakeup on from the night before in Southampton.... That was an interesting *run* home...

Sadly my CD collection has diminished over time due to thievery and whatnot so I have very little of the good stuff left.
Man - If I had CDs I'd let you borrow 'em but most of my stuff is tape... :(

Sparky Bills

12th January 2005, 13:27

Man - If I had CDs I'd let you borrow 'em but most of my stuff is tape... :(

Are they Tapes or 8 tracks?? :bleh:
:lol: :banana:

Yokai

12th January 2005, 13:34

Are they Tapes or 8 tracks?? :bleh:
:lol: :banana:

8 Tracks! wow - you're showin' your age! :bleh:

Sparky Bills

12th January 2005, 13:39

8 Tracks! wow - you're showin' your age! :bleh:

HAHA!!!
Jokes on you!
Im 20year young!! :bleh: :banana:

no really, I am! :yes:

SPORK

12th January 2005, 13:52

Britney Spears gives husband motorcycle

Gives him a motorcycle eh? So that's what they call it these days! KnowWhatImean, KnowWhatImean? Say no More!

Sparky Bills

12th January 2005, 13:55

Gives him a motorcycle eh? So that's what they call it these days! KnowWhatImean, KnowWhatImean? Say no More!

Sorry mate.
Im a bit too young and innocent for your games. :eyepoke:
What do you mean?? :2thumbsup

Coyote

12th January 2005, 14:09

Sorry mate.
Im a bit too young and innocent for your games. :eyepoke:
What do you mean?? :2thumbsup
Haha, he's probebly younger than you :p

Riff Raff

12th January 2005, 14:09

Sorry mate.
Im a bit too young and innocent for your games. :eyepoke:
What do you mean?? :2thumbsup
I too do not understand you :confused: - hey that rhymes :banana:

Sparky Bills

12th January 2005, 14:16

I too do not understand you :confused: - hey that rhymes :banana:

Hey, I work in the Hutt vally, at Motomart!!
You have no choice but to be F***ed in the head!
Your better off leaving me in the corner! :confused: :innocent:

Riff Raff

12th January 2005, 14:18

Hey, I work in the Hutt vally, at Motomart!!
You have no choice but to be F***ed in the head!
Your better off leaving me in the corner! :confused: :innocent:
????????????????????????????????????????

Coyote

12th January 2005, 14:18

Madcat was refuring to a skit in a Monty Python show

Sparky Bills

12th January 2005, 14:36

HaHa.
Like I said..
Just leave me in the corner. :blink:

Coyote

12th January 2005, 14:42

HaHa.
Like I said..
Just leave me in the corner. :blink:
WFT? Leave you in the corner? What corner?

Sparky Bills

12th January 2005, 18:44

What?
You mean you cant see it? :Pokey:
And you think im crazy???!! :banana:

Slipstream

12th January 2005, 21:06

KnowWhatImean, KnowWhatImean? Say no More!

a wink is good as a nudge to a blind bat :yes:

SPORK

12th January 2005, 23:06

Pearly eh? eh? Say no more Pearly!

Uhh, your wife... does she go? eh? eh? know what I mean? eh? Go? Does she? Does she?

I'm a sad sad man.

And by the way SB, I bet ya $10000 I'm younger than you! And more innocent!
Honest, occifer!

:Pokey: :bleh:

StoneChucker

12th January 2005, 23:24

SUITS you sir, ooooh...

Sparky Bills

13th January 2005, 13:29

And by the way SB, I bet ya $10000 I'm younger than you! And more innocent!
Honest, occifer!

:Pokey: :bleh:

Thats not fair!
You know how old I am, but I dont know how old you are!
Sounds like you have better odds in winning than I do! :sly:

Yeah!! Well my bike is bigger than yours!! :lol:

SPORK

13th January 2005, 13:59

I dunno how old you are! So poo on your shoe!

Ohhh, whip out the ol' "My E-Penis is bigger than yours!" technique! Way to go Captain!

:bleh:

Slipstream

13th January 2005, 14:05

SUITS you sir, ooooh...

Ba ha ha ha hahahahhahahhahaha :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

I love that guy :)

bungbung

13th January 2005, 14:40

nice work .

...Ohhh, whip out the ol' "My E-Penis is bigger than yours!" technique! Way to go Captain! ...

Yokai

13th January 2005, 15:06

SUITS you sir, ooooh...
Does she sir? Does she bend over, sir? looks up at you with those big doe eyes, sir? Ooooh I bet she does, sir! making those little noises, sir? OO OOOO OOO, Does she, sir?

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 15:08

Does she sir? Does she bend over, sir? looks up at you with those big doe eyes, sir? Ooooh I bet she does, sir! making those little noises, sir? OO OOOO OOO, Does she, sir?
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat.....

Slipstream

13th January 2005, 15:15

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat.....

That's like, soooooooo, last page :msn-wink:

Slipstream

13th January 2005, 15:16

I dunno how old you are! So poo on your shoe!

Ohhh, whip out the ol' "My E-Penis is bigger than yours!" technique! Way to go Captain!

:bleh:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=150206#post150206

:lol: :2thumbsup :lol:

Coyote

13th January 2005, 16:28

I dunno how old you are! So poo on your shoe!

Ohhh, whip out the ol' "My E-Penis is bigger than yours!" technique! Way to go Captain!

:bleh:
WFT?! You need to go for another ride, your going mad