Men Honestly!

[Mom]

:lol: We decided to buy a juicer the other day. You know the sort of thing, turn fruit and veg into healthy stuff for your body.

We have reduced all sorts of combinations of fruit to pulp and juice, bloody beautiful!

I want to do the veg thing, so got stuck in tonight and made myself a veg delight, bit of an experiment to be fair, but with a bit of salt and a splash of secret ingredient :blip: it is not too bad.

Maha came out to the kitchen for a look see and started giggling like a girl. When he finally settled he wanted to know if I had perfromed liposuction :eek:

It did not look that bad honestly :blink:

Some men :oi-grr:

:killingme

[98tls]

:laugh:So had ya?

[Maha]

I do not giggle like a girl.......:no:
Scooby Doo sounds nothing like a girl....
All I know is that when you combine carrot/pineapple/Broccoli plus whatever else...the end result is not pretty, I am suprised there was no marmite in it!

[FJRider]

I just prefer my vege' soup cooked... I thought everyone else did too...

[Mom]

I do not giggle like a girl.......:no:
Scooby Doo sounds nothing like a girl....
All I know is that when you combine carrot/pineapple/Broccoli plus whatever else...the end result is not pretty, I am suprised there was no marmite in it!

Pineapple?...dont be silly darling. I bet you any money I can sneak celery into your next fruit juice and you will never know :devil2:

I admit it did not look so wonderful in its unstirred state, but it tastes YUM!

[Number One]

I miss my Breville Juice Fountain :weep: Farken cats knocked it off the dishwasher and one of the large catchment bowls has a piece cracked off it...juice everywhere if I try to use it...

Must be able to get replacement parts....

[FJRider]

Pineapple?...dont be silly darling. I bet you any money I can sneak celery into your next fruit juice and you will never know :devil2:

I admit it did not look so wonderful in its unstirred state, but it tastes YUM!

The members of this site are renown for their ability to stir... its done without (usually) thinking. :innocent:

[Laava]

[QUOTE=Mom;1655041] I bet you any money I can sneak celery into your next fruit juice and you will never know :devil2:QUOTE]

So should we start a "What can we sneak into Maha's vege juice without him knowing" comp?:devil2:
Just as well they no longer do the milk bottles at the end of the drive! LOL!

[FJRider]

I miss my Breville Juice Fountain :weep: Farken cats knocked it off the dishwasher and one of the large catchment bowls has a piece cracked off it...juice everywhere if I try to use it...

Must be able to get replacement parts....


I used to have a dishwasher...but she left. Replacement parts are bloody expensive...:weep:

[Number One]

I used to have a dishwasher...but she left. Replacement parts are bloody expensive...:weep:
GOOD replacement parts are bloody expensive :lol:

[FJRider]

GOOD replacement parts are bloody expensive :lol:

Rent or buy...mmmmmmmm...:slap:

[98tls]

Rent or buy...mmmmmmmm...:slap: Just get a takeaway to come in once a week.;)

[Sparky Bills]

Juices are great!
You can use the pulp in things too...
Like dips and stuff :niceone:

[FJRider]

Just get a takeaway to come in once a week.;)

Nahhhhhh...would take me too long to figure out where to put the washing powder...:whistle:

[oldrider]

Golly mom that juicer story reminds me!

On the 1st of February 1964 I got myself a brand new kitchen utensil with every attachment imaginable.

Attractively designed and well put together too!

Forty four years of solid 24hour daily use and 65 years since it was originally manufactured (during the second world war) and it still works perfectly!

It's still going strong, never misses a beat, has even learned a few new tricks that were not even intended in the original design, scope or purpose.

Wouldn't it be nice if these "appliances" could comprehend and understand just how much we really do value them. :doh: John.

[FJRider]

Golly mom that juicer story reminds me!

On the 1st of February 1964 I got myself a brand new kitchen utensil with every attachment imaginable.

Attractively designed and well put together too!

Forty four years of solid 24hour daily use and 65 years since it was originally manufactured (during the second world war) and it still works perfectly!

It's still going strong, never misses a beat, has even learned a few new tricks that were not even intended in the original design, scope or purpose.

Wouldn't it be nice if these "appliances" could comprehend and understand just how much we really do value them. :doh: John.



The "older" models were always best, if looked after properly... if they are... they do... but tell them anyway...even if you think they're not listening...

[awayatc]

I used to have a dishwasher...but she left. Replacement parts are bloody expensive...:weep:

So you are doing the dishes by hand then....? :buggerd:


Plus most old dishwashers are not very economical...
You have to stack your dishes for several days before you can do a load.:banana:

[Bikernereid]

Bless ya that is lovely!!


Golly mom that juicer story reminds me!

On the 1st of February 1964 I got myself a brand new kitchen utensil with every attachment imaginable.

Attractively designed and well put together too!

Forty four years of solid 24hour daily use and 65 years since it was originally manufactured (during the second world war) and it still works perfectly!

It's still going strong, never misses a beat, has even learned a few new tricks that were not even intended in the original design, scope or purpose.

Wouldn't it be nice if these "appliances" could comprehend and understand just how much we really do value them. :doh: John.

[alanzs]

:niceone:I used t have a huge Champion juicer. It made the best juices, nut butters, soups, etc. Have fun.
I never did think about using it for liposuction though.... Hmmmm....:niceone:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

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QUOTE=Mom;1655041]Pineapple?...dont be silly darling. I bet you any money I can sneak celery into your next fruit juice and you will never know :devil2:
I admit it did not look so wonderful in its unstirred state, but it tastes YUM![/QUOTE]


Celery and Musrooms :2thumbsup



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QUOTE=Maha;1655015]I do not giggle like a girl.......:no:
Scooby Doo sounds nothing like a girl....


You Do :2thumbsup



Golly mom that juicer story reminds me!

On the 1st of February 1964 I got myself a brand new kitchen utensil with every attachment imaginable.

Attractively designed and well put together too!

Forty four years of solid 24hour daily use and 65 years since it was originally manufactured (during the second world war) and it still works perfectly!

It's still going strong, never misses a beat, has even learned a few new tricks that were not even intended in the original design, scope or purpose.

Wouldn't it be nice if these "appliances" could comprehend and understand just how much we really do value them. :doh: John.




You say the quietest thing's sometimes John.

[ynot slow]

So who watched Target last week eh?They had juicers as a test.

As for colour try making pork and paua sausages,look like small turds.

[Colapop]

Is Vodka a juice?

[Maha]

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Celery and Musrooms :2thumbsup

You Do :2thumbsup



Nows theres a combo that will certainly make me puke....:puke:


So who watched Target last week eh?They had juicers as a test.

As for colour try making pork and paua sausages,look like small turds.

Yeah saw the programme... thats why I got a Breville.....:2thumbsup
Pork and paua?.... I could do that but Mom?.Na ahhhhhhhhhhhh!.....:oi-grr:


Is Vodka a juice?


Barcardi/Triple Sec and fresh fruits?.... you gotta Daquari.....:beer:

[mstriumph]

..............Maha came out to the kitchen for a look see and started giggling like a girl. When he finally settled he wanted to know if I had perfromed liposuction :eek:

It did not look that bad honestly :blink:

Some men :oi-grr:

:killingme

and he gets off the crutches .... when??

[Grahameeboy]

Pineapple?...dont be silly darling. I bet you any money I can sneak celery into your next fruit juice and you will never know :devil2:

I admit it did not look so wonderful in its unstirred state, but it tastes YUM!

No clues of course!!

[FJRider]

Is Vodka a juice?

You get juiced AFTER you drink it...

[FLYMO]

so wats it like drinking liquid gremlins
still got vivid memorys of that movie