Lazy, lowlife excuses for neighbours - advice needed

[onearmedbandit]

Righto, not a big problem, but one I want to sort. My g/f and I have just moved, same area but 'better' part. Our place backs onto a quiet no exit street with a few units/houses sharing the same street. Now some poor, pathetic excuse for a human, who obviosly possesses no basic morals, has decided to dump their beer cans, albeit tied up in a plastic bags, right outside the entrance to our driveway. Not actually on the property, but in a position that they become our responsibilty.

Now I'm not cleaning some fucken lazy slobs shit up, we are all capable of cleaning up our own mess. And to go to the effort to crush the cans, tie them up, but not dispose of them properly themselves, well it just doesn't make sense to me. I have one place I suspect and I was going to go over and have a quiet talk, but the g/f pointed out that without evidence I can't prove a thing. (Damn logical women, just wanted to vent some steam)

So I come home from work today, a busy day as our manager just quit and I'm now trying to take up the slack, and carry on selling cars to make a living. And what do I find, two more fucken bags!! So I head across the road to 'chat' about the situation, but realise the futility of that. So come on peeps, what can I do? It seems to either happen late at night, or during the day when I'm at work. I've thought about picking them up and putting them outside their house, I've also thought about depositing them one by one around their house. Anyone had experiences like this before, if so what did you do. I hate untidy people, and feel like planting my Sidi Race sized 9 through someones teeth, and although I'm shorter than most, I'm flexible and have a strong front kick.

[Blakamin]

Fill them with sand and throw them at the fukkas

[Riff Raff]

Undo bag, spread all over their driveway. They'll soon get the hint.

[Mongoose]

Piss in 'em, chill 'em and give 'em back

[NC]

Gas-axe their car

[Sparky Bills]

I think if you dispose of them yourself, They will think they can get away with it and do it again!
But if you give them back(what ever way you would like) They will get angry and do it again!
So what ever you do, Its not looking good my friend. :brick:
Try not to get too angry infront of them, they will just laugh and tell their friends.
Will just see if any KB'er has any bright ideas. (thats NOT gonna get you in more hassels)!
Good Luck.

[Roadrash]

just put them in front of there drive-way like they did to you, get a mean haircut and sit on your porch polishing you're shotgun with a wild look in your eye. :2guns:

[Blakamin]

Gas-axe their car
not into doin things by halves (cept cars obviously)????

[NC]

not into doin things by halves (cept cars obviously)????
I'm just wrong in the head :blink:

[Mongoose]

Actually, dunno why you are asking us, just use your usual tact and deplomacey to work it out with them :kick: :2guns: :killingme :killingme

[Silage]

Hey Bandito

You could move to a "less popular part of town" eg from our experience in Hei Hei (read poorish for nonChchers) the neighbours have been great.

Retaliation feels good but has the effect of escallating the problem - next the cat gets it. : an Pokey: for an :Pokey:

Call the Council to clean em up and let em accumulate - messy

Some people are just pains

[mangell6]

Are you sure that it is them, ask them if they know who has been "depositing" said cans on your driveway as you want to speak to the people to ask that they don't do it. Politeness will always beat agro, any dickhead can get agro.

Just another opinion

[crashe]

Is there a place in Chch that does cash for cans?
If so you could make a killing off ya neighbours...
and you will be the one getting richer at there expense...

Yep it is a pain what they are doing... only choice you may have to prove who is doing it... is to set up a video recording camera.. but do it sneaky like so that they wont see the camera....

The ppl putting these rubbish bags out must be drinking a heck of a lot.... and must be going to the lou a lot as well... maybe block up the lou...lol

I wonder if they used to do it to another nieghbour before you and since you have just moved in this is you iniciation into the neighbourhood...lol

[Indiana_Jones]

Get two to four of my your mates that the neighbours havn't seen/met before, get them to put on black 2 piece suits, skinny black ties and wear ray-bans.

Get them to then pull up in a bigish car (with the plates off) with the stero blasting with "little green bag" or "Stick in the middle with you", stop, get out all cool, walk up to the neighbours mail box and smash the shit out of it, toss the rubbish (which u would have placed in the boot before hand) all over the driveway, drive off like nothing has happened.

Get them to carry airpistols/BB guns as to scare the people off if they get too close, and if they don't buy it, beat the crud out of one of them and
stick them in the boot, take them back to an empty construction site, and teach them a lession. :laugh:

[note : you can wear "ex-president" masks if your really worried about being seen]

http://www.gorenight.de/movies/rdogs/data/trailer.jpg

-Indy

[Deano]

Ring the litter control officer at the local council and let him handle it first. If that doesn't work, try any of the above.

[MadDuck]

A bad neighbourhood in Christchurch I was told didnt exist :shifty:

I think we had a thread like AGES a go and some suggestions included having a KB BBQ. All the bikers you can get together looking tough and mean would possibly scare the shites out of them when doing wheelies up and down the road throwing cans about, swearing etc. Having said that .... the KBers down there must be able to come up with some solutions.

Good luck cos whatever you do could back fire big time and we see ya on the tele for "Neighbours from Hell"

[Indiana_Jones]

A bad neighbourhood in Christchurch I was told didnt exist :shifty:

I think we had a thread like AGES a go and some suggestions included having a KB BBQ. All the bikers you can get together looking tough and mean would possibly scare the shites out of them when doing wheelies up and down the road throwing cans about, swearing etc. Having said that .... the KBers down there must be able to come up with some solutions.

Good luck cos whatever you do could back fire big time and we see ya on the tele for "Neighbours from Hell"

sounds like a sensible version of my idea (bottom of the 1st page) , but no suits :(

-Indy

[gman]

im with indy on this one ..besides sounds like fun!!!
:Devil2:

[curious george]

Com'on here guys! What sort of neighbours do you have anyway? Are they really that big and scary?
Most likely, when you next see one of them, have a poilte word.
Something like, "do you know where these came from?" "Can you tidy these up" or whatever.
Who knows, maybe they will do something crazy like tidy them up and move them to a more appropriate place........
They might tell you to piss off, but at least you know where they stand on the matter.
Then gas-axe their car.

[zooter]

Have you even met your neighbours? First stop go say g'day, blah de blah (by the way) some asswipe has been putting said cans on my doorstep, has it ever happened to you?? You sound perfectly capable of giving them the idea that you are one bad ass motherf****r while not actually threatening them with anything.
They sound decent enough with all the trouble they've gone to in crushing etc, What if they used to give the cans to the previous tennants to recycle and didn't know they'd gone?? :Oops: Easy enough to get aggro later!

[mattt]

What does a gixxer redlining in a driveway at 3am sound like again?

I have some flatmates who insist on watching TV up loud till 2am.

It's quite interesting the fact that they are yet to discover the relationship between me asking them to turn it down a bit, and me thoroughly warming up 900cc's of bike at 0530.

As said in a previous thread: In general, people are stupid :brick:

[Indiana_Jones]

Have you even met your neighbours? First stop go say g'day, blah de blah (by the way) some asswipe has been putting said cans on my doorstep, has it ever happened to you?? You sound perfectly capable of giving them the idea that you are one bad ass motherf****r while not actually threatening them with anything.
They sound decent enough with all the trouble they've gone to in crushing etc, What if they used to give the cans to the previous tennants to recycle and didn't know they'd gone?? :Oops: Easy enough to get aggro later!

good idea, but go "If I got this motherf*cker, I'll phone up a couple of pipe-hitting nigga's with a blow touch, I'll get medievil on his arse..."

-Indy

[Hitcher]

Step 1: Establish the facts. Who, exactly is depositing the cans? Your neighbours may not be responsible for this act. They may know who is. Ask them.

Step 2: Once having determined (by whatever means works) who is responsible for the littering, ask them to stop.

Step 3: If the perpetrators do not cease and desist, involve the relevant authorities. Start with the Council.

Step 4: Buy a high-powered rifle and kneecap the offenders during the act of littering.

[WINJA]

SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MOST PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET. I DO PRPOPERTY WORK AND AM SHOCKED AT MOST PEOPLES BEHAVIOUR, PEOPLE LIVING CLOSE TO EACHOTHER OR IN GROUPS ARE THE PITS. I HAD A GUY WHO LEFT A PILE OF MULCH ON SOMEONE ELSES CARPARK SO I MADE THE EFFORT TO PUT IT IN A BIN THEN EMPTY THE WHOLE BIN IN HIS YARD. I HAD THESE GUYS THAT KEPT PUTTING RUBBISH IN THE LARGE 110L RECYCLE BINS I GAVE HIM ONE WARNING AND THEN DUMPED A LOT OF RUBBISH ON HIS FRONT DOOR . JUST BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU ,DO AS A MANAGER IVE BEEN IN A FEW FIGHTS NOW LUCKILY I CAN LOOK AFTER MYSELF, GOOD LUCK

[Slipstream]

SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MOST PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET. I DO PRPOPERTY WORK AND AM SHOCKED AT MOST PEOPLES BEHAVIOUR, PEOPLE LIVING CLOSE TO EACHOTHER OR IN GROUPS ARE THE PITS. I HAD A GUY WHO LEFT A PILE OF MULCH ON SOMEONE ELSES CARPARK SO I MADE THE EFFORT TO PUT IT IN A BIN THEN EMPTY THE WHOLE BIN IN HIS YARD. I HAD THESE GUYS THAT KEPT PUTTING RUBBISH IN THE LARGE 110L RECYCLE BINS I GAVE HIM ONE WARNING AND THEN DUMPED A LOT OF RUBBISH ON HIS FRONT DOOR . JUST BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU ,DO AS A MANAGER IVE BEEN IN A FEW FIGHTS NOW LUCKILY I CAN LOOK AFTER MYSELF, GOOD LUCK

Well that'd explain the picture on your avatar....but I concur with you have said.....this time

[MadDuck]

WELL WINJA PEOPLE DONT LIKE BEING LIKE BEING YELLED AT (yeah yeah I know you heard it before)...go figure. There are always two sides to any story.

Sometimes a passive approach works best. Like I say for some weird reason people have an odd fear of a bunch of bikers. We must look way too scary for their afternoon quiet time :kick:

[onearmedbandit]

I'm not out to cause any agro, so I will just have a casual passing conversation with them (got tomorrow off) and mention it on the side. Hopefully thats all thats required. And as I said earlier, I'm not sure its them, just suspicious.

[WINJA]

Well that'd explain the picture on your avatar....but I concur with you have said.....this time
SO YOU LIKE THE HUNK IN THE AVATAR? PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT ETC ETC

[WINJA]

I'm not out to cause any agro, so I will just have a casual passing conversation with them (got tomorrow off) and mention it on the side. Hopefully thats all thats required. And as I said earlier, I'm not sure its them, just suspicious.
IF YOURE NOT SURE ITS THEM JUST TALK TO THEM FIRST , THAT ALONE MIGHT BE EMBARASSING ENOUGH. IM LUCKY MY NEIGHBOURS CANT GET AWAY WITH NOTHING I HAVE 5 CAMERAS ON 24/7. MY NEIGHBOUR BACKED INTO MY FENCE AND DAMAGED IT . I PRINTED A PIC OF HIS WRX ON MY FENCE, WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND SAID DO YOU KNOW WHO HIT MY FENCE HIM NO REALLY WHOS CAR IS THIS PARKED ON MY FENCE, HIM IM SOOOO EMBARESSED , OK SEE YOU TOMMOROW YOU CAN FIX IT :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . FARKIN FUNNY.
I ALSO HAD A TIF WITH A NEIGHBOUR HE RAN INTO MY HOUSE I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND SLAPPED HIM A BIT, SO HE CALLED THE POLICE , I GOT HIS PHONE OFF HIM AND TOLD THE COP ON THE OTHER END TO IGNORE HIM HES ON "P" AND ILL TAKE CARE OF IT

[Slipstream]

SO YOU LIKE THE HUNK IN THE AVATAR? PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT ETC ETC

I usually play clockwise (to the left) but if I was faced with that, I think I'd fold. :sick: Also I think he'd find it hard to raise for a kitty. :crazy:

[onearmedbandit]

I suppose it my irratated state I wasn't really clear enough, but as I'm not sure who really is doing it (as a few have posted) I wanted to find out a way to discover who is doing it, save sitting outside in my car waiting for whoever the fucker is. And whoever is doing it most know someone has moved in, because now there is a motorcycle with a one-armed rider going up this very quiet, very short, very narrow street and a Merc (only a '94 C220, I'm not that flush that "i've got a shiney new Merc') in the driveway.

So anyway, i'll ask these guys tomorrow if they know who's doing it, if they can keep an eye out for me. See where that gets me.

[Indiana_Jones]

Go for it, Wish I could help physically, but too far away :angry:
Ah well, best of luck, if not, I guess we can sort something out ;)

-Indy

[**R1**]

Hey bro,,,hows about me and jonny come round lay some rubber pointin at the wankers house...as the back wheel is spinning u can drop cans on it they should reach there house no probs :niceone:

[Mongoose]

Hey bro,,,hows about me and jonny come round lay some rubber pointin at the wankers house...as the back wheel is spinning u can drop cans on it they should reach there house no probs :niceone:


You not read to well, he does NOT even know who is doing it

[MadDuck]

Oh yes bro that will work...do you have razor blades for your wrists :stoogie:

[onearmedbandit]

BTW, the area we're in is a good location, St Albans for those that know it. Just a couple of units nearby with younger crew living in them, maybe early 20's. (Fark me, only a few years ago I was there, now nearly 30!) BTW, I don't think Aaron was being entirely serious in his post. Anyway, with his nightly bible readings to the underpriveleged, his serving dinner at the homeless shelter on Saturday, and of course his sermons on Sunday I don't know where he would fit it in.

[Madmax]

fly swat
amonia and iodione
when they step in in it will go bang
May help to tell when they are at it?
(just let it dry,have used this for all sorts of revenge mayhem)

[Mongoose]

BTW, the area we're in is a good location, St Albans for those that know it. Just a couple of units nearby with younger crew living in them, maybe early 20's. (Fark me, only a few years ago I was there, now nearly 30!) BTW, I don't think Aaron was being entirely serious in his post. Anyway, with his nightly bible readings to the underpriveleged, his serving dinner at the homeless shelter on Saturday, and of course his sermons on Sunday I don't know where he would fit it in.

That Aaron must be a friend of zeds :killingme :killingme :Pokey:

[Sniper]

Try a little sublimative messaging.

The idea of warming up a bike at 3am sounds great, but what about the other neibours?
Throwing the rubbish all over their house is a nice one to get back, but doesnt solve anything as it just puts you in their shoes.
Shooting them, well I bet thats fun, but the consequinse(Sp) of a 7 yr jail term doesnt apeal to me.

The idea to ask them whos doing it ect and seeing what they are saying. It may just be them being tossers but getting the council involved could change their minds.

But how about telling those wankers, thanks for the bag of cans because everytime you take them for recycling you get $30 cash. See what they say then.

Or buy a police dog and let him loose

[toads]

It has always been my experience living in a rural region most of my life, that it pays to make the effort to be on the best possible terms with your neighbours, you never know when you need to ask them for a favour. So here's my suggestion, which I realise will not appeal to the testosterone laden types at all.
Either bake a cake and go introduce yourself, offer them the hand of friendship etc and tell them you have just moved into the neighbourhood and stuff, and see what happens, it's entirely possible he doesn't realise you are new to the area, and he had a snitch against the former occupant of your house etc.
Alternatively have a bbq and invite all the neighbours, if you piss any of them off you might end up regretting moving there.
After you get to know them, if theres any more trouble, have a major kiwibiker bbq, and invite them over, then mention the problems when they show up!!

[Holy Roller]

Step 1: Establish the facts. Who, exactly is depositing the cans? Your neighbours may not be responsible for this act. They may know who is. Ask them.
.
Sounds like some young hoons finding a quiet place to have a few drinks, conciencious of them to put the cans in a bag and do it up though.

[Biff]

Righto, not a big problem, but one I want to sort. My g/f and I have just moved, same area but 'better' part. Our place backs onto a quiet no exit street with a few units/houses sharing the same street. Now some poor, pathetic excuse for a human, who obviosly possesses no basic morals, has decided to dump their beer cans, albeit tied up in a plastic bags, right outside the entrance to our driveway. Not actually on the property, but in a position that they become our responsibilty.

Now I'm not cleaning some fucken lazy slobs shit up, we are all capable of cleaning up our own mess. And to go to the effort to crush the cans, tie them up, but not dispose of them properly themselves, well it just doesn't make sense to me. I have one place I suspect and I was going to go over and have a quiet talk, but the g/f pointed out that without evidence I can't prove a thing. (Damn logical women, just wanted to vent some steam)

So I come home from work today, a busy day as our manager just quit and I'm now trying to take up the slack, and carry on selling cars to make a living. And what do I find, two more fucken bags!! So I head across the road to 'chat' about the situation, but realise the futility of that. So come on peeps, what can I do? It seems to either happen late at night, or during the day when I'm at work. I've thought about picking them up and putting them outside their house, I've also thought about depositing them one by one around their house. Anyone had experiences like this before, if so what did you do. I hate untidy people, and feel like planting my Sidi Race sized 9 through someones teeth, and although I'm shorter than most, I'm flexible and have a strong front kick.


This is shocking, I'm speachless, no wonder you need help, some professional help I'd say - I mean you actually sell cars - and admit it. Shame on you !

:doctor:


Seriously though, I had exactly the same problem with a neighbour once and found that a simply, friendly, non confrontational chat did the job. Some people just don't know that they're arseholes ya see. Although it would of course help if you knew who the idiots were.

[manuboy]

In my experience the fact that you haven't "gently" hassled anybody yet needs to get resolved. They'll be taking you for a bit of a softcock man and they'll keep doing it because up to this point in time there are no consequences.

A gentle rap on the door first can't hurt. Just make sure you play it cool, i find holding eye contact while you're "discussing" these sorts of things to be an advantage. People find it harder to BS you that way. Add into the conversation that you're a peace loving decent guy but if you find out who it is, you'll [insert very very subtle threat here].

So that's step 1. Talk to the surrounding neighbours and try to get a bead on who's doing it. You'll find it may end right there.

If not, you'll have to do some basic detective work. It's easy to throw that stuff into recycling so whoever is doing it, it's either a joke (normally indicates younger type guys - no apologies), or somebody with a grudge against the ex owner, or not even anybody on your street.

In the end, sorry to say what i'd do is place the bags in the middle of the street. Yeah it's littering, but if you make it a "street wide" problem instead of yours, you might get some help trying to resolve it. Nobody wants that stuff just sitting round aye.

In the end, having KB'er on real bikes with real pipes (read: TWINS / YOSHI's :whistle: :rolleyes: ) turn up at random times may also help with your don't fuck with me image... and i'm keen! Lemme know.

IMHO calling councils etc will get you nowhere fast.

[Riff Raff]

How come this hasn't turned into a beer thread yet? Have big street party - lots of beer, everyone happy!

Ah, but who disposes of the cans?? Ok back to you lot...

[toads]

.
IMHO calling councils etc will get you nowhere fast.

Oh how true, been waiting a mere 17 years to get our road tar sealed!!!

[vifferman]

Yeah, I agree with Toads.

For a start, it sounds like you don't really know your neighbours yet. Introduce yourself to them, mention in passing the beer can problem and ask them to tell you if they see anything. If it is them, they'll probably stop, and if it's not, they may catch whoever it is.

It's esy to get annoyed with your neighbours if you don't know them, and easy to jump to conclusions. We live in an area that used to be bush, and still has lots of native trees including a reserve behind us. Our newish neighbours first contacted us and told us they were going to be burning some rubbish and when my wife objected they said they were going to do it anyway, Later we heard they were going to be cutting down some mature manukas that screen their house from ours. At first it sounded like they wanted our permission, and then like they were going to cut them down regardless. We were really pissed off, as we thought, "If they don't like the trees, why buy in the friggin area?!?"
Then we moaned to our other neighbours about it, and they said that the manukas were prone to breaking and falling down when mature, and were quite close to the house. So we went and talked to the people behind us, and initially we were suspicious and "anti", till we found out they'd already had one tree fall on their shed, and in a previous house they'd had a tree limb come crashin through the bedroom roof, narrowly missing their baby, so naturally they were a bit paranoid about the same thing happening again.

All is good now, despite the view now being a bit different, they didn't cut down any of our trees (like it sounded they would). A bit of conversation and perspective (the trees loked lovely from our place, but menacing from theirs) helps to sort things out.

Sometimes it just doesn't work, like the time we built our first new house, and planted a plane tree on the west side of our house, deliberately chosen so as to give shade to our house in the late afternoon, while not blocking the neighbour's morning sun in the winter. We overheard the neighbours complaining about it, that it would block their morning sun in the winter...
They also complained about our fence being over their boundary (it was actually inside ours), because the next neighbour's fence was WAY inside their own boundary, making ours look like we'd gone too far the other way. So we got my wife's cousin to come and survey it with a theodolite, making it look all official, and they were happy.
Stupid, because they didn't even own the house...:Oi: Stopped them moaning though...

[Gixxer]

Get two to four of my your mates that the neighbours havn't seen/met before, get them to put on black 2 piece suits, skinny black ties and wear ray-bans.

Get them to then pull up in a bigish car (with the plates off) with the stero blasting with "little green bag" or "Stick in the middle with you", stop, get out all cool, walk up to the neighbours mail box and smash the shit out of it, toss the rubbish (which u would have placed in the boot before hand) all over the driveway, drive off like nothing has happened.

Get them to carry airpistols/BB guns as to scare the people off if they get too close, and if they don't buy it, beat the crud out of one of them and
stick them in the boot, take them back to an empty construction site, and teach them a lession. :laugh:

[note : you can wear "ex-president" masks if your really worried about being seen]

http://www.gorenight.de/movies/rdogs/data/trailer.jpg

-Indy

:killingme :killingme :killingme You need at least one of them in a matching purple 2 peice track suit, carring a 1980's motorola brick cell phone.

Just dump it next to there driveway, if they come over to have a chat about it, just plead ignorance, or you can draw down on them and fill em with lead. :ar15:

[**R1**]

That Aaron must be a friend of zeds :killingme :killingme :Pokey:
No, im a friend of OAB, and must you take everything so dam seriously? :Oi:

did you think i would actualy do that? ...yeah i probly would :Punk:

but only coz OAB is a good mate that duznt deserve o be shat on by dik heads.

but i wont take what you said to hart coz u wernt to know.

[Sniper]

No, im a friend of OAB, and must you take everything so dam seriously? :Oi:

did you think i would actualy do that? ...yeah i probly would :Punk:

but only coz OAB is a good mate that duznt deserve o be shat on by dik heads.

but i wont take what you said to hart coz u wernt to know.

Signature obviously isnt there for show? :doh:

[Coyote]

No, im a friend of OAB, and must you take everything so dam seriously? :Oi:

did you think i would actualy do that? ...yeah i probly would :Punk:

but only coz OAB is a good mate that duznt deserve o be shat on by dik heads.

but i wont take what you said to hart coz u wernt to know.
w3rd :lol:

[**R1**]

Signature obviously isnt there for show? :doh:
hell no! to much time riding and surfing in my younga days (pot didnt help much either) and not much ed-umi-catio-n, abbreviating everthing for tx msging duznt help either. but :whocares:

[Mongoose]

No, im a friend of OAB, and must you take everything so dam seriously? :Oi:

did you think i would actualy do that? ...yeah i probly would :Punk:

but only coz OAB is a good mate that duznt deserve o be shat on by dik heads.

but i wont take what you said to hart coz u wernt to know.


I fink I git dat decifered and no wot u mean, u is rite I dun werent to no, eh?

Phaaaaark its hard to type like you guys :doobey: :banana: :Pokey:

[toads]

hell no! to much time riding and surfing in my younga days (pot didnt help much either) and not much ed-umi-catio-n, abbreviating everthing for tx msging duznt help either. but :whocares:

We all know the answer to that one mate, Hitcher cares, very much!

[Coyote]

(pot didnt help much either)
Just when I thought it couldn't get worse :no:

[onearmedbandit]

Yeah, rather than being a peaceful, productive member of society who smokes pot, I'd rather be one of those wife-beating, child-scaring, drunk driver alcohol drinkers.

Don't get me wrong here, nothing against alcohol. But I have seen far worse acts commited by those who took the legal high 'alcohol' than anything by someone who smoked some pot. Alcohol has a lot to answer for, I know that first hand.

[Coyote]

Don't get me wrong here, nothing against alcohol. But I have seen far worse acts commited by those who took the legal high 'alcohol' than anything by someone who smoked some pot. Alcohol has a lot to answer for, I know that first hand.
Plus, after a night of booze, during a hang over, your estrogen levels rise, basically giving you tits. That has always put me off beer

[bungbung]

Point out to your neighbours that their 'beer titties' are unbecoming. I bet that'll dramatically reduce their beer consumption = less empties on your driveway

:done:

[Blakamin]

Plus, after a night of booze, during a hang over, your estrogen levels rise, basically giving you tits. That has always put me off beer
come on!!! I'd have tits to my knees if that was true!!!!

[Mongoose]

Yeah, rather than being a peaceful, productive member of society who smokes pot, I'd rather be one of those wife-beating, child-scaring, drunk driver alcohol drinkers.

Don't get me wrong here, nothing against alcohol. But I have seen far worse acts commited by those who took the legal high 'alcohol' than anything by someone who smoked some pot. Alcohol has a lot to answer for, I know that first hand.


With logic like that are you trying to keep the thread building to surpass "That Thread"?

[onearmedbandit]

There are certain people who shouldn't smoke pot, some that should limit their consumption, and some who can function perfectly well using it. Same as alcohol, in fact the same as almost anything we do in life. In was in fact an over generalisation in response to the typical negative response towards marijuana use, where as alcohol is all good as far as many members of this site are concerned.

Anyway, I'm not going to hi-jack this thread into a debate on marijuana use, its just another extremely bi-polar topic that will never be agreed upon. Like religion, what bikes the best, v-twin against I-4, etc etc etc. My response was to Alarumbas post, I thought I picked up a negative attitude there. I should've just ignored it.

[Blakamin]

Yeah, rather than being a peaceful, productive member of society who smokes pot, I'd rather be one of those wife-beating, child-scaring, drunk driver alcohol drinkers.

Don't get me wrong here, nothing against alcohol. But I have seen far worse acts commited by those who took the legal high 'alcohol' than anything by someone who smoked some pot. Alcohol has a lot to answer for, I know that first hand.
I've seen pot have a lot to answer for too.... not that I'm against it... falling asleep at the wheel and killing oncoming driver aside (best mates brother in victoria), people on pot can be just as unpredictable as drinkers and having a brother that was a dealer for 20-odd years, I've seen all-sorts......

[onearmedbandit]

Anyway, back to proccedings. They weren't home today (normally they are) so I'll go over tonight and see if they've seen anyone dumping the cans. See how it goes from there.

[Blakamin]

Anyway, back to proccedings. They weren't home today (normally they are) so I'll go over tonight and see if they've seen anyone dumping the cans. See how it goes from there.
:2thumbsup offer them a can (of beer) while ya there... ya never know, they might drink stubbies!!!! :o

[ching_ching]

The Tao of Ching:-

Step 1: Get a brown paper bag
Step 2: Fill said brown paper bag with poo
Step 3: Quietly carry filled brown paper bag to neighbour's main entrance
Step 4: Quietly and carefully place said brown paper bag in front of door
Step 5: Carefully ignite paper bag with lighter ("bic" brand recommended)
Step 6: Knock on door
Step 7: Remove thyself from current location post haste
Step 8: Relocate yourself to an inconspicuous point of observation
Step 9: Bathe in victory of imminent triumph (to supplement celebrations, crack open a can of beer)

Congratulations!!

Now who da man huh???? :headbang:

[**R1**]

We all know the answer to that one mate, Hitcher cares, very much!
im sure being the mature member that he is, he'll get over it :msn-wink:

[**R1**]

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse :no:
NB: "didnt help" as opposed to doesnt help.

anyway this is about cans, not what i did as a yungsta.

[El Dopa]

There are certain people who shouldn't smoke pot, some that should limit their consumption, and some who can function perfectly well using it. Same as alcohol, in fact the same as almost anything we do in life. In was in fact an over generalisation in response to the typical negative response towards marijuana use, where as alcohol is all good as far as many members of this site are concerned.

Anyway, I'm not going to hi-jack this thread into a debate on marijuana use, its just another extremely bi-polar topic that will never be agreed upon. Like religion, what bikes the best, v-twin against I-4, etc etc etc. My response was to Alarumbas post, I thought I picked up a negative attitude there. I should've just ignored it.

Ther's already a dedicated thread on this topic knocking around somewhere...

Ah, here it is.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3781

[moko]

Yeah, rather than being a peaceful, productive member of society who smokes pot

There`s your answer,dump your roaches on their drive. ;)

I found this on the net,good piece of advice at the end,says it all about dopers:

"What do you do with a "roach" (the butt of a joint) when it has become too small to hit? Well, in some circles, the person left holding the roach eats it. This is called "eating the peanut." (Note: Never eat the peanut when it is still lit)"

[inlinefour]

Righto, not a big problem, but one I want to sort. My g/f and I have just moved, same area but 'better' part. Our place backs onto a quiet no exit street with a few units/houses sharing the same street. Now some poor, pathetic excuse for a human, who obviosly possesses no basic morals, has decided to dump their beer cans, albeit tied up in a plastic bags, right outside the entrance to our driveway. Not actually on the property, but in a position that they become our responsibilty.

Now I'm not cleaning some fucken lazy slobs shit up, we are all capable of cleaning up our own mess. And to go to the effort to crush the cans, tie them up, but not dispose of them properly themselves, well it just doesn't make sense to me. I have one place I suspect and I was going to go over and have a quiet talk, but the g/f pointed out that without evidence I can't prove a thing. (Damn logical women, just wanted to vent some steam)

So I come home from work today, a busy day as our manager just quit and I'm now trying to take up the slack, and carry on selling cars to make a living. And what do I find, two more fucken bags!! So I head across the road to 'chat' about the situation, but realise the futility of that. So come on peeps, what can I do? It seems to either happen late at night, or during the day when I'm at work. I've thought about picking them up and putting them outside their house, I've also thought about depositing them one by one around their house. Anyone had experiences like this before, if so what did you do. I hate untidy people, and feel like planting my Sidi Race sized 9 through someones teeth, and although I'm shorter than most, I'm flexible and have a strong front kick.

I'd just throw the damn things in the general direction of the house in question. Fuck the proof :Oops:

[Mongoose]

Tis near the end of the weekend, how did the cans stack up?

[ajturbo]

The Tao of Ching:-

Step 1: Get a brown paper bag
Step 2: Fill said brown paper bag with poo
Step 3: Quietly carry filled brown paper bag to neighbour's main entrance
Step 4: Quietly and carefully place said brown paper bag in front of door
Step 5: Carefully ignite paper bag with lighter ("bic" brand recommended)
Step 6: Knock on door
Step 7: Remove thyself from current location post haste
Step 8: Relocate yourself to an inconspicuous point of observation
Step 9: Bathe in victory of imminent triumph (to supplement celebrations, crack open a can of beer)

Congratulations!!

Now who da man huh???? :headbang:

i pesonaly know that is what "someone" did 25 years ago... worked well then... :2thumbsup

[ajturbo]

Oh how true, been waiting a mere 17 years to get our road tar sealed!!!

Noooooo don't get the road sealed... i need as many places to run the dogs as possible!!!!
wirte a letter to the council thanking them for thier forsight, of leaving your road till last , so that you can run your dogs/ trail bike.. etc as fast as possible , tell them how you can power slide toyota surf side ways around most of the corners, ... see where that gets ya..
andy

[onearmedbandit]

Well I've introduced myself to most of the neighbours now, all seem like good people. However, while they have noticed the cans as well, no-one has any idea. Seems like I'm going to have get more cunning on this one.

[Coyote]

We moved away from my neighbours cause they were such dickheads (long story), they're f'n after my mum again. When they see her in town, they shout out to her some crap, and make hollering noises :killingme. Everyone else around must think they've had some kinda brain damage. Theres more crap but I will have to make ten posts to cover it all :p

[**R1**]

We moved away from my neighbours cause they were such dickheads (long story), they're f'n after my mum again. When they see her in town, they shout out to her some crap, and make hollering noises
Is your Mum a hotty(MILF) :killingme ?

[Panther]

what ever happened to those cans?:dodge:

[Brian d marge]

... we have the same problem here ,, recycling on Thursday rubbish on Saturday , we all take turns in the area to clean the place where you put the rubbish ,, and yes there is someone mixing shit with recyclables , yes we have to clean it all out ,,, we made up some leaflets and laminated signs its sort off worked ...

we found the house which was doing the damage and dropped a fe leaflets through the door ,, worded along the lines that the offense could be cause for eviction ,, ( 3 complaints and your out ,,,we are on our 2nd ,,, because I like ACDC ,, anything above a whisper!!! )


bide your time when you know who is doing it , just move bags back to where they should go

Stephen

[sunhuntin]

damn... was reading page two... got all amazed... i thought WINJA was back. and then i checked the date.

[jrandom]

what ever happened to those cans?

They lay buried for over two years and then someone got bored in the middle of the night and dug them up?

:shutup:

[Spyke]

i'd say make sure its them first, then chuck each can indevidually on thier roof. they'll all get stuck in the gutters after a rain fall, and the gutters will overflow. the the low lifes will have to get up on the roof and collect them and if your lucky one of them will fall off.

very time consuming on their side and it'd make their house look like poos!

[Steam]

Seems like I'm going to have get more cunning on this one.

Well since the thread has FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON been dragged from the grave, I may as well ask... what happened in the end?
Did you kill them and lay a patio over their graves, or did they move out, or did everyone learn to love each other and live happily ever after?
Their names weren't the Salt family, were they?

[bert_is_evil]

I too am bored and curious about the outcome of the can depositation.

[Steam]

depositation.
That's not a real word. But that's okay, William Shakespeare made up words too.

[Virago]

what ever happened to those cans?:dodge:

Aaaarrrggghhhhh!

It was two and a half years ago already......!:shit:

[terbang]

Late night, can of petrol, matches. They were in the market for a new car..?

[SARGE]

Righto, not a big problem, but one I want to sort.

RECIPE:


3 meals of green curry
14 hard boiled eggs
2 liters of lion red
500 grams coleslaw
4 steak & Cheese Pies

mix together internally and let mature for 48 hours. remove and place in large paper bag on neighbors doorstep at 0330. soak bag generously with petrol and light. Pound on the door vigorously and run to secluded area within sight of flaming bag and prepare for laughter.

[Panther]

Aaaarrrggghhhhh!

It was two and a half years ago already......!:shit:

Yes, and the infraction was so totally worth it!

[kro]

Undo bag, spread all over their driveway. They'll soon get the hint.

Do what Riff said, or have all the people you know who have dogs, throw their dog shit on your neighbours lawn, and one or two beer cans, just to garnish it.