Please wear lead undies. [Archive]

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AllanB

22nd July 2008, 15:24

wybmadiity

22nd July 2008, 15:32

That's okay, I don't have a prostate :2thumbsup
:dodge:

Ixion

22nd July 2008, 15:41

ELF EMF radiation at close exposure is unnatural and over time could have devastating biological consequences.

I always reckoned y' couldn't trust those damn elfs. Nasty sneaking things, doing nasty things to the preciousss - we hateses them we does. Never seen an elf riding a bike, either. Dwarfs, yes; hobiteses, yes; orcs yes (well, some of the riders on KB rides are so ugly I reckon they MUST be orcs). Never an elf. I'm with Sauron on this one.

scumdog

22nd July 2008, 16:27

I am lucky - my bike is old-school so I'm undie-optional, no need for lead.

(Although some in your pencil is deemed a desirable thing:niceone:)

007XX

22nd July 2008, 16:29

I got to wear undies?? :blink:

Ixion

22nd July 2008, 16:31

Certainly. Leather ones. Tassles optional

007XX

22nd July 2008, 16:37

Oh yes, now that'll be comfortable riding with, on, in...

ManDownUnder

22nd July 2008, 16:43

I got to wear undies?? :blink:

No but if you want to borrow mine - I ain't using them...

Ixion

22nd July 2008, 16:45

Oh yes, now that'll be comfortable riding with, on, in...

Whenever did fantasies involve comfort?

Maha

22nd July 2008, 16:47

No but if you want to borrow mine - I ain't using them...

Those Asbestos ones???.....very very handy the morning after a good feed of Mexican Food!....:weep:

007XX

22nd July 2008, 16:49

No but if you want to borrow mine - I ain't using them...

If there is one thing I don't do second hand, it's undies :sick:

Whenever did fantasies involve comfort?

Damn!! Extremely valid point...

Maha

22nd July 2008, 16:51

If there is one thing I don't do second hand, it's undies :sick:

Damn!! Extremely valid point...

Ned used to Work for Bendon as a 'Diesel fitter'...they are probably of good quality.

ManDownUnder

22nd July 2008, 16:51

Those Asbestos ones???.....very very handy the morning after a good feed of Mexican Food!....:weep:

Na mate - thats' the rundies... tres bad (just to really bugger up any language police watching)

Maha

22nd July 2008, 16:53

Na mate - thats' the rundies... tres bad (just to really bugger up any language police watching)

Hitcha' is way out of town....ya'll be rite.

ManDownUnder

22nd July 2008, 16:54

Hitcha' is way out of town....ya'll be rite.

Thanks' (or is it thank's)?

scumdog

22nd July 2008, 16:57

If there is one thing I don't do , it's undies :sick:...

Me too - but it never made me sick..

007XX

22nd July 2008, 16:58

Thanks' (or is it thank's)?

OI!!! It don't mean the BDOTGNZA is not watching :spanking:

It is "tres mauvais" and your mother smells of elderberries...

007XX

22nd July 2008, 17:01

Me too - but it never made me sick..

You would if they looked like that...lead undies!

scumdog

22nd July 2008, 17:03

You would if they looked like that...lead undies!

So where do me schlong and 'nads fit??:shutup:

Ixion

22nd July 2008, 17:05

Y' tuck em up inside of course.

Sully60

22nd July 2008, 17:12

What about the bit on the front that looks like a grater?:pinch:

scumdog

22nd July 2008, 17:12

Y' tuck em up inside of course.

Inside WHAT?:eek5:

ManDownUnder

22nd July 2008, 17:27

Inside WHAT?:eek5:

oooo car-verrrrrr...

FJRider

22nd July 2008, 17:36

So where do me schlong and 'nads fit??:shutup:

If she took the "undies" off you'd see where.... would'nt you ...??? :yes:

Citroenjunkie

22nd July 2008, 21:11

Has anyone actually tried to read the websites linked to the first post?

I tried and after a while gave up. It may be the half bottle of merlot but to me it sounds like a whole load of bollox!

What next? Now motorcycling, one of the few pleasures left is carcinogenic!

Oh well fuck it! My doctor says my cholesterol is 9mm/l I bet that gets me long before the ELF's do!:woohoo:

Bob

23rd July 2008, 00:11

I was sent this link as a joke.

OK the subject matter is not funny and no offense intended - but WTF is it for real, should I wear lead undies when riding?

And here I was thinking that loose splinter muscle feeling was due to me overcooking it in the corners - apparently not!

http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/

I remember seeing something about this a while back. At the time, I think the general consensus was "Oh, there's a surprise. This guy comes up with 'Biking causes radiation poisoning', and then suddenly there is the same guy with his 'Radical new stop radiation poisoning seat'!

I'd normally have been concerned if any other government was taking it seriously - but the UK Nanny State? I'm waiting for them to ban me from typing in case I damage my fingers!

007XX

23rd July 2008, 08:44

Y' tuck em up inside of course.

:rofl: That's just so wrong but...it sounds like the voice of experience so...

Has anyone actually tried to read the websites linked to the first post?

I tried and after a while gave up. It may be the half bottle of merlot but to me it sounds like a whole load of bollox!

What next? Now motorcycling, one of the few pleasures left is carcinogenic!

Oh well fuck it! My doctor says my cholesterol is 9mm/l I bet that gets me long before the ELF's do!:woohoo:

Why do you think this thread has gone belly up? Quite honnestly, I am hugely fed up with scientists finding something wrong with everything that's enjoyable.

I mean eh, don't get me wrong...i am as health conscious as the next person (probably even more than averagely concerned), but I refuse to have my every hobbies and likes dictated by some pimply, bottle bottom thick glasses wearing, nerdy goodie two shoes with nothing better to do than waste money on why we shouldn't fart because it endangers the Ozone layer and the lungs of the Polar Bears.

I say Drink wine, eat chocolate, ride naked in the rain if it pleases you... FFS...Live and have fun!

wysper

23rd July 2008, 11:36

Steam

23rd July 2008, 11:52

Quite honnestly, I am hugely fed up with scientists finding something wrong with everything that's enjoyable.

No, the point was the dangers of radiation from bikes is total bollocks, as are the supposed "shields". It's just a scam aimed at stupid bikers.

Badjelly

23rd July 2008, 11:59

Why do you think this thread has gone belly up? Quite honestly, I am hugely fed up with scientists finding something wrong with everything that's enjoyable.

I feel hurt :(

Read this guy to get an idea about what scientists actually think about this stuff.

http://www.badscience.net/
(OK, he's actually a doctor, not a scientist.)

007XX

23rd July 2008, 12:02

No, the point was the dangers of radiation from bikes is total bollocks, as are the supposed "shields". It's just a scam aimed at stupid bikers.

So is the point about chocolate being carcinogenic one day, then good for you against free radicals the next. Same for coffee and red wine...

My point is, all this so called "research" is far fetched at best, ludicrous at most...and anyone with any real common sense will see it for what it is.

007XX

23rd July 2008, 12:20

I feel hurt :(

Read this guy to get an idea about what scientists actually think about this stuff.

http://www.badscience.net/
(OK, he's actually a doctor, not a scientist.)

:confused: Why you feeling hurt? You got them lead panties on, don't you?

will read the linkie thing soon...

AllanB

23rd July 2008, 17:26

How the heck do you explain my 'glow in the dark' urine then?

just in case no one knows what it is :girlfight:
urine |ˈyoŏrən|
noun
a watery, typically yellowish fluid stored in the bladder and discharged through the urethra. It is one of the body's chief means of eliminating excess water and salt and also contains nitrogen compounds such as urea and other waste substances removed from the blood by the kidneys.

Bob

24th July 2008, 00:33

How the heck do you explain my 'glow in the dark' urine then?

Asparagus. Does really wierd things to the colour (and odour) of your urine.

Alternatively, have you been drinking "Mountain Dew"? I was the only person in the UK that liked that stuff!

(For anyone that has never seen it, "Mountain Dew" is another soft drink, made by Cola-Cola I think. Pour it into a glass - it is an almost glowing yellow colour.... I always said it looked like radioactive urine!)