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Trudes

22nd July 2008, 17:53

I have a wee problem.
We had planned to go to see my mum and Gran in Wairoa for Xmas on the 24th of December and then go through to Taupo for the racing and be home on the Monday or Tuesday (29th/30th),
BUT..... my pussy doesn't like to be left for more than a couple of days without someone checking on him and giving him fresh water. All the catterys around here are fully booked and have massive waiting lists, so that option is out.
So is there anyone out there who'd like to come and see my pussy once a day over that time, or stay if you want a little holiday from your pad, or any out of towners who are coming to Welly for Xmas and need a place to stay in exchange for giving my pussy a little attention?
Pleeeease!!!

FJRider

22nd July 2008, 18:04

Sorry...would love to help. But when my dishwasher left...she took my pussy with her. Now I am just content, to stroke the odd stray... now and then ... if one lets me...

Number One

22nd July 2008, 18:32

Sorry...would love to help. But when my dishwasher left...she took my pussy with her. Now I am just content, to stroke the odd stray... now and then ... if one lets me...
Mrs K has pussy problems???? SHe didn't talk to me about it???? :weep:

RIght now I shall read the first post! :lol:

Number One

22nd July 2008, 18:34

Ok....You could've asked me to pet your pussy while you are otherwise engaged :rolleyes:

Anyway we are likely to hang close to home chick (except for the bucket trip....touchwood) - happy to pop up and service her and birdies daily if you like?

Pussy

22nd July 2008, 18:34

Very nice pussy you have, too, Mrs Kendog, though I never got a chance to get too near it

Trudes

22nd July 2008, 18:38

Won't someone come and love my pussy??
Yes my pussy is not the most sociable little fella, but he sure is cute (Pussy shot..)

Trudes

22nd July 2008, 18:39

Number One

22nd July 2008, 18:43

We will only go up for the Taupo weekend and pretty much straight back home again as the hope is to have an ADULT Monster time :lol:

Trudes

22nd July 2008, 18:48

We will only go up for the Taupo weekend and pretty much straight back home again as the hope is to have an ADULT Monster time :lol:

Excellent! :headbang:

Well thanks babe, if nobody is keen to come stay, then that would be great if you could pop over to check on my pussy for me.:rolleyes:

Number One

22nd July 2008, 18:50

I'll trade you for a couple of baths....Sully60 and Sully one will be left at home when I visit to play with your pussy

Trudes

22nd July 2008, 18:52

I'll trade you for a couple of baths....Sully60 and Sully one will be left at home when I visit to play with your pussy

I know you only love me for my bath and my pussy.:niceone:

Number One

22nd July 2008, 18:55

Oh no I love you for OTHER things too ;)

icekiwi

22nd July 2008, 20:08

I'm too young to be reading this post......

Number One

22nd July 2008, 20:29

I know you only love me for my bath and my pussy.:niceone:
AND I l0ve your other THINGS too! :drool:

Rubarb and Apple crumble with runny cream....mmmmmmmmmm you think your pussy might like some of that while you away too? :lol:

cs363

22nd July 2008, 20:35

Very nice pussy you have, too, Mrs Kendog, though I never got a chance to get too near it

Didn't the SPCA take out a restraining order to keep you away from small furry animals? :woohoo:

Mom

22nd July 2008, 20:37

We will only go up for the Taupo weekend and pretty much straight back home again as the hope is to have an ADULT Monster time :lol:

As I cant bling you for some restrictive reason, I will have to comment here....grubby bitch!

Pussy

22nd July 2008, 20:43

Didn't the SPCA take out a restraining order to keep you away from small furry animals? :woohoo:

Mate, I've got FOUR pussies here :D

ManDownUnder

22nd July 2008, 20:43

Mrs KD wants someone to.. tend... t.t.t.too.... her...p.p.p-pp-pus...

*SWOON*

cs363

22nd July 2008, 20:46

Mate, I've got FOUR pussies here :D

I will alert the appropriate authorities....... :2thumbsup

Pussy

22nd July 2008, 20:51

I will alert the appropriate authorities....... :2thumbsup

You're wasting your time... they know how much I LOVE my pussy :devil2:

cs363

22nd July 2008, 20:53

You're wasting your time... they know how much I LOVE my pussy :devil2:

What? Self loving???? Hmmm......so the rumours are true!!! :rolleyes:

Still, we digress and are getting dangerously OT.....:dodge:

Pussy

22nd July 2008, 20:56

Orright then... I have met the said pussy (the REAL Kendog), and it is a very nice pussy. I wouldn't hesitate to look after it if we lived a little closer. He'll be well looked after by Number One

Trudes

22nd July 2008, 21:08

Indeed he will, however I worry that we will come home to a two ton pussy if she feeds him cream!!

Pussy

22nd July 2008, 21:13

Indeed he will, however I worry that we will come home to a two ton pussy if she feeds him cream!!

Haha! Gassit Girl and I got a rev from the vet a few weeks ago... Baldwin, our youngest tabby, weighs just under FIVE kilos (and she's only a small pussy).

oldrider

22nd July 2008, 21:14

I'm too young to be reading this post......

Yeah right...and I'm too old to be reading it too! :slap: Sad, sad, John.

Trudes

22nd July 2008, 21:14

Big Fat Pussys are not attractive! :nono:

Pussy

22nd July 2008, 21:19

Big Fat Pussys are not attractive! :nono:

Neither are small boned FAT pussys. I shall pass the comment on to Baldwin for you, Mrs Kendog :D

FJRider

22nd July 2008, 22:12

AND I l0ve your other THINGS too! :drool:

Rubarb and Apple crumble with runny cream....mmmmmmmmmm you think your pussy might like some of that while you away too? :lol:

All that, and pussy... windy city isn't THAT far norf...

Number One

23rd July 2008, 07:08

CRIKEY! Step off ALL YOU Bitches...Mrs Kendogs pussy is mine! What an awesome christmas I will be having :niceone:

Trudes

23rd July 2008, 07:11

CRIKEY! Step off ALL YOU Bitches...Mrs Kendogs pussy is mine! What an awesome christmas I will be having :niceone:

Playing with my pussy? Since you're that excited about it, I'll gift wrap him for you before we leave.

FJRider

23rd July 2008, 07:14

CRIKEY! Step off ALL YOU Bitches...Mrs Kendogs pussy is mine! What an awesome christmas I will be having :niceone:

bugger.... enjoy the bath's, and give Mrs Kendog's pussy a stroke for me......:niceone:

Number One

23rd July 2008, 07:16

Playing with my pussy? Since you're that excited about it, I'll gift wrap him for you before we leave.

:lol: ewww imagine unwrapping THAT...Kendog would not be impressed!