Guess what I got today!!??!!

[White trash]

New leather one piece.

I now ride at trackdays and stupid speed road rides in a shiny set of "Violator" leathers.

Unfortunately, one of my co-workers has bought a similar set. We also have similar bikes.

One of us is gay, the other isn't.

The gay one is the one that keep up with the straight one.

[toads]

so where are the photos???

[White trash]

Too embarassed. Come to Manfeild on Sat and you'll be able to laugh yourself silly, Lucy. :eek:

[Quasievil]

Piccies ???



And why you not coming on Saturday, if I can come all the way from Hammy you can get of your arse and take a easy drive up to feilding ya slack bastard

[Riff Raff]

Too embarassed. Come to Manfeild on Sat and you'll be able to laugh yourself silly, Lucy. :eek:
Do you feel violated in them????

[Slipstream]

New leather one piece.

I now ride at trackdays and stupid speed road rides in a shiny set of "Violator" leathers.


how nice for you

[White trash]

And why you not coming on Saturday, if I can come all the way from Hammy you can get of your arse and take a easy drive up to feilding ya slack bastard

WTF? You're on drugs ya bald git..........

"Not going" indeed. Hmph! I'll have you know, sonny, that I've been hanging out for this longer than any other prick here. I've juggled days off, child minding (thanx Slipstream) and all other kinds o' shit to get there.

What post did you read?

[White trash]

how nice for you

Do I detect a hint of jealousy? What about your spunky GSXR jacket that there's only 5 of in the country?

[Slipstream]

Do I detect a hint of jealousy? What about your spunky GSXR jacket that there's only 5 of in the country?

No, not jealous. Just wondering why you decided to "come out" on the forums?:shit:

".... one of my co-workers has bought a similar set. We also have similar bikes.

One of us is gay...."


:devil2:

[White trash]

Do you feel violated in them????

No. But a couple of honda and Yamashit riders are gonna feel Violated when they're left stranded in the wake of the mighty Gixxer! :ar15:

[Sparky Bills]

Mate!
You've just jinxed yourself!!
Gotta love brand new knee sliders to wear in! :headbang:
See ya Saturday.

[Slipstream]

... a couple of ... riders are gonna feel Violated

we understand...but now it just getting embarassing :o



:wavey:

[Skunk]

I now ride at trackdays and stupid speed road rides in a shiny set of "Violator" leathers.

One of us is gay, the other isn't. :shutup: Gay and wears "Violator" leathers :killingme

[jimbo600]

New leather one piece.

I now ride at trackdays and stupid speed road rides in a shiny set of "Violator" leathers.

Unfortunately, one of my co-workers has bought a similar set. We also have similar bikes.

One of us is gay, the other isn't.

The gay one is the one that keep up with the straight one.

Bloody hell it's the butt violator brothers.

[dangerous]

No, not jealous. Just wondering why you decided to "come out" on the forums?
WT..... while we are on the subject of "comming out" when the hell is my new lid "comming out" to me......... you dident spend the rest of that postage money on the new leathers now did ya...... Mr Violator?

[White trash]

WT..... while we are on the subject of "comming out" when the hell is my new lid "comming out" to me......... you dident spend the rest of that postage money on the new leathers now did ya...... Mr Violator?

No no son, takes a couple of days to get there. so you'll get it today or tomorrow.

Visor included.

You wont look as queer as I do in me leathers though mate.

[bungbung]

WT, you get the cheap deal on the pink and purple leathers?

[dangerous]

You wont look as queer as I do in me leathers though mate.
Wouldent matter if you were wearing the leathers or not WT :confused:

[White trash]

Wouldent matter if you were wearing the leathers or not WT :confused:

You cheaky prick!

That's it, no more cheap deals for KBers, Dangerous just fucked it for everybody. Direct all shitty PMs to him..... :Pokey:

[Riff Raff]

You cheaky prick!
That's it, no more cheap deals for KBers, Dangerous just fucked it for everybody. Direct all shitty PMs to him..... :Pokey:
Dangerous I told you yesterday I was going to kick your arse - now you're getting a double kicking!!!

[Two Smoker]

Lets hope you dont have to do the standard scrub in the leathers.... or is that tyres :confused: ???

[Slipstream]

WT, you get the cheap deal on the pink and purple leathers?

No, no they're black.

I got a picture of them right here.

WT's new leather one piece.


http://www.sinwear.co.uk/images/products/gay1large.jpg

[Riff Raff]

http://www.sinwear.co.uk/images/products/gay1large.jpg
Mmmm WT - you won't have any problems attracting the boys in that little outfit!!!

[Skunk]

No, no they're black.

I got a picture of them right here.

WT's new leather one piece.


http://www.sinwear.co.uk/images/products/gay1large.jpggay1large.jpg :killingme

[Slipstream]

1 large

Taking orders??

I'll have an extra medium please :cool:

[White trash]

Check out my package ladies. Girls only need apply.

[dangerous]

Check out my package ladies. Girls only need apply.
LMAO......... fuk that pic cracks me up something wicked :eek: photo shop required on the WT profile pic I think.

[Blakamin]

Violator.... sounds like a suzuki thing... along with the intruder...gixxer....

[marty]

a pair of violators on an intruder just wouldn't look right......

says the suzuki riding violator wearing dude (with matching spidi gloves i might add)

[FROSTY]

well WT we did all wonder now you have confirmed it.
Being as ya don't sell bikes you must get ya money somehow-
:devil2:
call me back ya bugger

[Motoracer]

I hope you took a tumble while riding your push bike or running in your leathers to get rid of that gravitational pull towards the ground with brand new things.

The day after I bought my brand new pair of Spool 1pc, I had a bin and scurubbed it in. Go figure.

Violator?... I guess I'll just have to let you pass through cause I don't want no violator on my tail.

[White trash]

I guess I'll just have to let you pass through cause I don't want no violator on my tail.

Making up bogus excuses three days out from the event aint cool. ;)

[Slipstream]

SS... do you think that WT would fill them out aswell as the model in ya pic or will these leathers just be a wasted on him ;) ........ classic SS

What are you talking about?! That IS White Trash!



:Police: :Police: FASHION ALERT!!!:Police: :Police:

[Motoracer]

Making up bogus excuses three days out from the event aint cool. ;)

I wus just tryin to fit in with you Welly boys.

[Sparky Bills]

Yeah.
The first day I had my 1Pc, I went down on the track.
Slid for miles.
Guess I had to scrub them in somehow! :Oops:

[jimbo600]

I wus just tryin to fit in with you Welly boys.

You AK lot carry an awful lot of attitude for people that consistently get shown up on the road and track. :Pokey:

[White trash]

I wus just tryin to fit in with you Welly boys.


You AK lot carry an awful lot of attitude for people that consistently get shown up on the road and track. :Pokey:


OwwwwwIt's on now, Be-artch! :Pokey:

[NC]

I wanna see some gay boy "on" boy action :msn-wink: from you two :D

[wari]

SO WHite trash is gay ... :spudwhat: ...

BOy oh boy I wouldnta picked that ...

ANd I'm usually pretty sharp ... :doobey:

[Motoracer]

You AK lot carry an awful lot of attitude for people that consistently get shown up on the road and track. :Pokey:

Big words, New bike, flash Avatar... Let's see you live up to these on Sat, Jimboy.


OwwwwwIt's on now, Be-artch! :Pokey:

You bet your White trashy ass, it is!

[Quasievil]

Big words, New bike, flash Avatar... Let's see you live up to these on Sat, Jimboy.



You bet your White trashy ass, it is!

Fuck with all this talk I might get scared and not go on the track at all :shit:

I might go in the slow group and race the 50cc bikes:ride:

[Riff Raff]

Big words, New bike, flash Avatar... Let's see you live up to these on Sat, Jimboy.

Oooh, kewl - sparks everywhere on the day, and not just from knee sliders.

[jimbo600]

Big words, New bike, flash Avatar... Let's see you live up to these on Sat, Jimboy.



You bet your White trashy ass, it is!

That avatar aint flash son, that's just common old poppin' out to get some milk shit. It gets turned up at the track don't you worry. The avatar view is pretty close to what you'll be seeing though.

[Kickaha]

Dangerous I told you yesterday I was going to kick your arse - now you're getting a double kicking!!!


He'll enjoy that,he normally has to pay extra for the girls to give him that kind of service

[Slipstream]

Fuck with all this talk I might get scared and not go on the track at all :shit:

I might go in the slow group and race the 50cc bikes:ride:

Hey Quasi, you don't need to be that hard on yourself. Go in the next level up group,
"Grannies with Walkers" :rockon:

[dangerous]

He'll enjoy that,he normally has to pay extra for the girls to give him that kind of service
:Oi: Who pulled your chain.............

[gav]

http://www.starcycle.com/street/teknic_suits.html

[Riff Raff]

He'll enjoy that,he normally has to pay extra for the girls to give him that kind of service
You usually pay - hell I was going to do it for free. Right, no kicking for you now!

[Slipstream]

http://www.starcycle.com/street/teknic_suits.html

Yeah, they're almost as cool as the picture I posted :cool:

[Sparky Bills]

Yeah, they're almost as cool as the picture I posted :cool:


Yeah, but they are not as kool as a KBC repsol/Pirelli suit! :headbang:

[Slipstream]

Yeah, but they are not as kool as a KBC repsol/Pirelli suit! :headbang:

Yeah, the good ol' Kick Butt Cheek's :)

[Sparky Bills]

Yeah, the good ol' Kick Butt Cheek's :)

You DAMN STRAIGHT!! :Punk:
HAHA :shifty:

[Motoracer]

That avatar aint flash son, that's just common old poppin' out to get some milk shit. It gets turned up at the track don't you worry. The avatar view is pretty close to what you'll be seeing though.

Good then. I was going to chuck on a bald set of old blued out super corsas but since I'd rather not see your rear end on a thong I'll be on a hot set of Race Tecs. You ain't got no chance sonny... Unless you wana play dirty like WT and go buy yourself a 1K...

[Two Smoker]

Making up bogus excuses three days out from the event aint cool. ;)

OK, ill be straight up with you.... My ZXR400 is going to be the kick all the welly guys arses :shifty: ...

Yeah right.....

I feel like a Tui.....

[White trash]

Yeah, but they are not as kool as a KBC repsol/Pirelli suit! :headbang:

Kool? Sonny, the only time I'm gonna see your "kool" leathers is when I lap your sorry arse.

Which'll probably be once every three laps or so.......

[White trash]

Good then. I was going to chuck on a bald set of old blued out super corsas but since I'd rather not see your rear end on a thong I'll be on a hot set of Race Tecs. You ain't got no chance sonny... Unless you wana play dirty like WT and go buy yourself a 1K...

"Dirty"?

Me and Jimbo gonna swap bikes for a session, hadn't you heard?

sorry mate, this here's Welly teritory, can't have you young upstarts showing us up.

[Deano]

The irony of all this is that WT suggested starting a rumour in here that a couple of Welly KBers were gay (drunken idea just for a laugh), and now the tables have been turned and its going to be the Violator Boys on show this Saturday.

I hope they can keep their eyes off each other long enough to ride their bikes. Hope others at the track have got tinted visors to protect from the glare of the sparkly silver arm bits.


(Im gonna burn for this one)

[Riff Raff]

The irony of all this is that WT suggested starting a rumour in here that a couple of Welly KBers were gay (drunken idea just for a laugh), and now the tables have been turned and its going to be the Violator Boys on show this Saturday.

Probably did it to get people used to the idea, before coming out himself...

[White trash]

The irony of all this is that WT suggested starting a rumour in here that a couple of Welly KBers were gay (drunken idea just for a laugh), and now the tables have been turned and its going to be the Violator Boys on show this Saturday.

I hope they can keep their eyes off each other long enough to ride their bikes. Hope others at the track have got tinted visors to protect from the glare of the sparkly silver arm bits.


(Im gonna burn for this one)

Ohhhh you've no idea!

Fucken dead, Honda Boy. :ar15:

[Sparky Bills]

Kool? Sonny, the only time I'm gonna see your "kool" leathers is when I lap your sorry arse.

Which'll probably be once every three laps or so.......


HAHA!
Turn it up! :baby:

Last time I talked that much shit, my mate crashed on piekok hill the day after, and nearly died. (actually did a couple of times)
So sorry guys im just gonna have some fun.

[jrandom]

Ohhhh you've no idea!

Fucken dead, Honda Boy. :ar15:

Seriously, you guys, what *is* it with the endless 'gay' obsession?

Quite frankly, if you want to portray an entirely heterosexual image to all and sundry, I'd recommend a few less sequences of nudge-nudge slip-me-the-shaft-Jimmy "no YOU'RE ghey, muthafucka!" "no, YOU are!" posts.

At this point I think we're all developing an image of WT & Co as conflicted, socially repressed men who spend just a little too much time with each other, trying just a little too hard not to consciously stare at their mates' leather-clad buttocks...

[Deano]

Seriously, I'd recommend a few sequences of nudge-nudge slip-me-the-shaft stare at leather-clad buttocks...

Are you gay ?

[Deano]

Ohhhh you've no idea!

Fucken dead, Honda Boy. :ar15:

So can you do me a great deal on a rear sport tec then ?

See ya tomorrow.

[Slipstream]

Kool? Sonny, the only time I'm gonna see your "kool" leathers is when I lap your sorry arse.

Which'll probably be once every three laps or so.......

Do you realise how this sounds after the "come out" posts?:love2: :shake:

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme
and also,
"3 laps or so" is like being a 2 minute wonder, or so I'm told.:shake:

[White trash]

At this point I think we're all developing an image of WT & Co as conflicted, socially repressed men who spend just a little too much time with each other,

Really? Who told you that? Considering you've never actually met me or any of my mates personally, I'd say it's all heresay (sp) and conjecture on your part.

Possibly even bad, second hand information, misinterpreted from listening to only one point of view somewhere and reading that as gospel.

Frankly, I couldn't give a fuck who thinks I'm gay. One of my closest friends "stepped out" within the last few years, and untill then, I was considered a "homophobe". Ask your inside source.

Maybe I am a raving poofta. Anyone reckon they can overtake a suspected queer at the track on Saturday?

Then again, maybe, the way I've always expressed my friendship to my close mates is through taking the piss constantly and funnily enough, they do exactly the same to me.

[Slipstream]

Really? Who told you that? Considering you've never actually met me or any of my mates personally, I'd say it's all heresay (sp) and conjecture on your part.


Look at your posts...recently and others

[Blakamin]

Then again, maybe, the way I've always expressed my friendship to my close mates is through taking the piss constantly and funnily enough, they do exactly the same to me.
Tis definately a bloke thing... my best mate in Oz answers the phone with "g'day poof" and my reply is "howzit fagboy?".... been the same for 20 years!!! even when I ring his work I ask if the gay one is there...
Must just be us older fukkas... in the days before "PC"

[Slipstream]

WHITE TRASH IS NOT GAY

as far as I know

AND LIKES GIRLS LOTS

obviously this joke got a little out of hand

I appologise

[jrandom]

Really? Who told you that? Considering you've never actually met me or any of my mates personally, I'd say it's all heresay (sp) and conjecture on your part.

Possibly even bad, second hand information, misinterpreted from listening to only one point of view somewhere and reading that as gospel.

Nope. It's just my own take on "u r t3h gh3y LOL". I don't do 'second-hand information'. Mostly, I do random shots in the dark. You're not the first to get all twitchy about them. I should just shut the fsck up.


Then again, maybe, the way I've always expressed my friendship to my close mates is through taking the piss constantly and funnily enough, they do exactly the same to me.

I think that's nice. And healthy, and stuff like that.

Perhaps if I was a close friend, *my* piss-taking would be more acceptable...

[jimbo600]

WHITE TRASH IS NOT GAY

AND LIKES GIRLS LOTS


With big strapons reaming out his already baggy hoop.

[Blakamin]

I'm a lesbian........ cant help it....

[White trash]

Really? Who told you that? Considering you've never actually met me or any of my mates personally, I'd say it's all heresay (sp) and conjecture on your part.

Possibly even bad, second hand information, misinterpreted from listening to only one point of view somewhere and reading that as gospel.

Frankly, I couldn't give a fuck who thinks I'm gay. One of my closest friends "stepped out" within the last few years, and untill then, I was considered a "homophobe". Ask your inside source.

Maybe I am a raving poofta. Anyone reckon they can overtake a suspected queer at the track on Saturday?

Then again, maybe, the way I've always expressed my friendship to my close mates is through taking the piss constantly and funnily enough, they do exactly the same to me.


This aint twitchy. This is nervous.


Hey fuckhead, I stayed outta this as I know what it's like to be young, dumb and full of.... but since you've incorrectly dragged my good name into disrepute I'm jumping on the bandwagon.

Everybody on this forum knows where I work and who I am, bring your sorry sack of CBR shit into my work and face me when you spout shit.

I've run from "The Man" before but unlike a brainless little Honda riding piece of shit such as yourself, I don't advertise and brag about it. I mean, you got caught, what a fucken looser!

Grow up and when you've got a real brain and bike, come see me shit head.

Personall attacks at people I consider friends will have you spitting out teeth real soon cockhead.

This is twitchy.

Maybe you just got a little close to the truth, I dunno. :finger:

[jrandom]

I'm a lesbian........ cant help it....

We have a bit of an existential problem here.

*I'm* also a lesbian, but I do not desire to shag you. And I can't fit that into my worldview.

So you can't be one too. Sorry. Out of the treehouse, right now, go on...

[Blakamin]

So you can't be one too. Sorry. Out of the treehouse, right now, go on...
howz that then???... i enjoy watchin them an alll......

[Hooks]

WHITE TRASH IS NOT GAY

as far as I know

AND LIKES GIRLS LOTS

obviously this joke got a little out of hand

I appologise



Well in that case that sad bastard can stay away from my girls !!! :bash: .... Unless he can up with that payment as discussed :doobey: ........ What was the going rate again for 3 girls under 11 ??? :blank:

damn is that CiPS knocking on my door ..... :thud:
Hey SS & WT are you guys gonna come over for the BBQ ?? ...the kids are most welcome too ... :wavey:

[jrandom]

howz that then???... i enjoy watchin them an alll......

Logic, see.

Because you can't have lesbians that aren't potential sexual partners.

And we sure as hell aren't potential sexual partners.

And if you allow that in the definition, it all gets complicated, and you can no longer rely on h0t h0t s3xx0r whenever two lesbians achieve critical mass.

And that would *kill* the porn industry.

[Slipstream]

Logic, see.

Because you can't have lesbians that aren't potential sexual partners.

And we sure as hell aren't potential sexual partners.

And if you allow that in the definition, it all gets complicated, and you can no longer rely on h0t h0t s3xx0r whenever two lesbians achieve critical mass.

And that would *kill* the porn industry.

For the first time, I have abso-freaking-lutley no idea what the hell you are going on about:confused: :confused2 :crazy: :pinch: :o :unsure:

[Blakamin]

For the first time, I have abso-freaking-lutley no idea what the hell you are going on about:confused: :confused2 :crazy: :pinch: :o :unsure:
me neither.... but i'll still watch..... :lol:

[Riff Raff]

me neither.... but i'll still watch..... :lol:
I think it's because he thinks elliptical curves over prime finite fields in cryptography make maths fun... or some such shit. Who really knows what he's warbling on about. He probably doesn't either half the time. :spudwhat:

[NC]

Logic, see.

Because you can't have lesbians that aren't potential sexual partners.

And we sure as hell aren't potential sexual partners.

And if you allow that in the definition, it all gets complicated, and you can no longer rely on h0t h0t s3xx0r whenever two lesbians achieve critical mass.

And that would *kill* the porn industry.
Someones been thinking about this subject, long and hard... :mellow: ......:killingme

[Storm]

You do have such an appealing turn of phrase Madammoiselle NC

Must be why we all love you eh?

[Hitcher]

Logic, see.

Because you can't have lesbians that aren't potential sexual partners.

And we sure as hell aren't potential sexual partners.

And if you allow that in the definition, it all gets complicated, and you can no longer rely on h0t h0t s3xx0r whenever two lesbians achieve critical mass.

And that would *kill* the porn industry.
Words fail me. Particularly the bit about lesbians achieving "critical mass"...

[NC]

You do have such an appealing turn of phrase Madammoiselle NC

Must be why we all love you eh?
Honestly, I can't help it... :pinch:

[Hitcher]

Someones been thinking about this subject, long and hard...
"...and hard" is probably right. We're all in danger of drowning in a wet dream, I suspect.

[NC]

"...and hard" is probably right. We're all in danger of drowning in a wet dream, I suspect.
Ew....
I'm getting a boat...

And filling it with.......seamen.......

[Hitcher]

I think it's because he thinks elliptical curves over prime finite fields in cryptography make maths fun...
Gone orthogonal over a square root, more like...

[Sparky Bills]

With big strapons reaming out his already baggy hoop.



:yeah: :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Riff Raff]

Ew....
I'm getting a boat...

And filling it with.......seamen.......
Like Master Bates and Roger the Cabin Boy?

[gav]

Isn't it only one gay per village?

[Stevo]

Are any of the girls on this site lesbians? Would you admit it if you were?

[jrandom]

OK, right, I'd better 'splain about the lesbian logic thing then.

Blakamin and I can't *both* be lesbians, because the thing with lesbians is, they have sex with one another. Not with non-lesbians. Right?

And so if we're both lesbians, we're defining ourselves as being... mutually available.

And I've actually MET Blakamin, and, well, I esteem him greatly as a skilled rider of flaky Italian machinery and a worthy moderator of this here fine forum, but just let me say... even the Trashman and his Violators would be a preferable sexual alternative :hug:

(Does anyone else think that 'Trashman and the Violators' would be a great name for a rock band?)

Where was I?

Yes, well, anyway, there you go. And that's why Blakamin can't play with me in the lesbian treehouse.

Oh, yes, and for anyone who is (rightly) confused by Riff Raff's dark allusions to number theory, I should just state for the record that *that* conversation was consensual and between adults.

[Racey Rider]

... Mostly, I do random shots in the dark. You're not the first to get all twitchy about them.

I hear ya!

My wife gets a bit "Twitchy" about them too! :o

especial if it's getting late and she's got a big day tommorrow, or the kids have been ...

[White trash]

(Does anyone else think that 'Trashman and the Violators' would be a great name for a rock band?)



Yup. That's why I called us that. :spudbooge

[Blakamin]

*he said somethin here*
Thank fuck for that!!!!!!!

[SPORK]

Yup. That's why I called us that. :spudbooge
Well then shouldn't you spell "Violators" correctly? :bleh:

Holy Crap! I think I beat Hitcher! :P

[Hitcher]

Holy Crap! I think I bet Hitcher!
I think you think that you beat me...

[SPORK]

.... And I think you need to get out more :Pokey::bleh:

All better now, happy? :yes:

[White trash]

Well then shouldn't you spell "Violators" correctly? :bleh:

Holy Crap! I think I beat Hitcher! :P

Now now, no one likes a smart arse....... :shutup:

Fricken school kids, to big for their boots, mumble, steam.....

[Coyote]

Now now, no one likes a smart arse....... :shutup:

Fricken school kids, to big for their boots, mumble, steam.....
He's the smartest of all the arses :lol:

[SPORK]

Now now, no one likes a smart arse....... :shutup:

Fricken school kids, to big for their boots, mumble, steam.....
Still too stubborn to change it though?

And Alarumba knows what he's talking about.

[Jamezo]

(Does anyone else think that 'Trashman and the Violators' would be a great name for a rock band?)



trust me, if I ever make it big, and start a novelty side-band (ala Metallica's seminal Spastic Children. Hetfield drums I think), Trashman and the Violators will be right at the top of the list! cheers for that!