Talula does the hula from Hawaii [Archive]

Colapop

24th July 2008, 08:32

You named your kid what?? Some parents are reall assholes! Funny, but assholes still...

stuff (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4628719a10.html)

That No.16 Bus shelter was a good night!! :shit:

Deano

24th July 2008, 08:36

Sex Fruit.........some people eh.

There was a slightly more subtle one a few years back - Andrew Peacock.

007XX

24th July 2008, 08:55

Funny, but only for a short period of time...for us!

My fav: "Sex unknown Keegan got lucky"...I can already imagine the father making high fives at everyone, singing "I got one past the goaaallllyyy!!!":rolleyes:

CB ARGH

24th July 2008, 09:01

Oh dear. That's insane.

Winston001

24th July 2008, 09:12

Yep, there are some folk who just shouldn't have children. Complete lack of empathy and intuition.

Krayy

24th July 2008, 18:43

I reckon the judge should order these tools to change their names to something frickin stupid so they can get a taste of their own medicine. Here's a few:

Ronald Numbnuts McShake
Chicken Korma von Suicide
Extreme Loser Who Doesnt Give A Toss if My Kid Gets The Shit Kicked Out Of Her For Having A Dumb-ass Name

I'm motarded

24th July 2008, 18:53

Seriously? I mean c'mon wtf is wrong with these people

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

24th July 2008, 19:08

I read that. I remember my mother having this conversation with someone about this - some person had named their daughter Afeelia Cox. And I knew a guy called Wayne Kerr. Now that is cruel.

Gubb

25th July 2008, 19:09

'Number 16 Bus Shelter', 'Violence' among kids registered names (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/story.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10523288)

How could you name your kids "Benson and Hedges", "Number 16 Bus Shelter" or "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii"?

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

FWIW "Apple" is no better. Damn celebrities.

325rocket

25th July 2008, 20:08

that reminds me, i wonder if little 4real is still kicking around the hutt?

mstriumph

25th July 2008, 20:11

unthinkingly naming a child is one of the primary ways to blight it's life IMHO

-fer'instance, my daddy named me for john wayne ...... do you KNOW how difficult it is for a GIRL to do that walk?? <_<

no wonder i'm twisted .................... pilgrim!

Ocean1

25th July 2008, 20:34

my daddy named me for john wayne ......

Y'know, I bet Marion John Wayne was way more pissed at his folks than you might have any reason to be...

peasea

25th July 2008, 20:57

scumdog

25th July 2008, 21:01

Y'know, I bet Marion John Wayne was way more pissed at his folks than you might have any reason to be...

Is that the same guy as Marion Michael Morrison?? (from memory) or have I got it wrong (again!!)

Skyryder

25th July 2008, 23:34

Is that the same guy as Marion Michael Morrison?? (from memory) or have I got it wrong (again!!)

John Wayn was Born Marion Robert Morrison but his parents changed the middle name to Michael becasue they wanted to give his brother the name of Robert.

John Wayne was given his name by studio excecs. He had no say in the name.

Duke was the name of his dog and as a kid he was known as Little Duke by the local fireman. He preferred Duke as his name instead of Marion.

Skyryder

fireball

25th July 2008, 23:42

makes you wonder if darwin was on a holiday.....
why would you call your kid something like that? i mean yeah i hate my name but it doesnt compare to that.

Nagash

25th July 2008, 23:46

And I used to have a whinge at my folks for calling me Josh..

I read this article in the paper this morning, bloody bastards who do this to their kids..

A friend of mine who's a teacher at Mangere primary does have the occasional kid where the parents have actually made spelling mistakes on their birth certificate..

Boob Johnson

26th July 2008, 02:16

A friend of mine who's a teacher at Mangere primary does have the occasional kid where the parents have actually made spelling mistakes on their birth certificate..
A spelling mistake is one thing, naming your child any of the above should be made criminal, that is indirectly causing child abuse. Kids as we all know will come up with all kinds of teasing names from nothing much at all but hell "Talula does the Hula from Hawaii"???

A good anti drug advert for sure but even that's not an excuse. Geez i've "experimented" with things in the past, still a fucking QUANTUM leap to naming a child a far out name like that :bash:

Brian d marge

26th July 2008, 02:31

When thinking of names for my kids ... I used

1st child was called, Horatio Wombat the 3rd
2nd child , Delphinus Stovepipe

no 16 bus shelter was my fave

If you asked me to spell my kids current names .. No chance, so now no1 son is called Dude. ( dont know why it just stuck for some reason ) The other is akachan

But Talula does the Hula ...show no creative thought whatsover ... the judge was right .

B. D. Marge( d )

Flatcap

26th July 2008, 08:39

You named your kid what?? Some parents are reall assholes! Funny, but assholes still...

Arse......

Maha

26th July 2008, 08:57

'Number 16 Bus Shelter', 'Violence' among kids registered names (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/story.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10523288)

How could you name your kids "Benson and Hedges",

Benson and Hedges were twins born in Rotorua years ago. They were in the hospital the same time as one of my Daughters, cant remember which, so it iehter 13 years ago or 18 years ago. There were another set of twins there at the same time named Senna and Piquet, named after the F1 Driver's of the 80's..... ah, so there ya go, must have been the 18 years ago time...:eek:

gunnyrob

26th July 2008, 09:19

A guy at work has named his son Jumbo. No shit.

Ixion

26th July 2008, 14:50

And then theere was a boy named Sue. Dunno what Ann de Montmorency thought about it. But I guess when you are Constable of France people aren't going to risk taking the mickey.

Boob Johnson

26th July 2008, 15:18

And then theere was a boy named Sue
A Jim Staford song isn't it?

Swoop

26th July 2008, 19:59

"Hindenberg" is the name of a child, of an underage mother, on the Norf Shore. Fucken spherical, lazy, piece of white trash, POS, 'tard that the kid is going to have as a mother...:angry2:

ynot slow

26th July 2008, 21:24

A family in Rahotu(Taranaki)I think had kids called Falcon,Fairmont,Fairlane,and all sorts of Ford aussie cars.

Virago

26th July 2008, 21:30

A family in Rahotu(Taranaki)I think had kids called Falcon,Fairmont,Fairlane,and all sorts of Ford aussie cars.

Didn't one of the girls work as an Escort...?

scumdog

26th July 2008, 21:43

A family in Rahotu(Taranaki)I think had kids called Falcon,Fairmont,Fairlane,and all sorts of Ford aussie cars.

And another lot are Mainline, Customline etc. Ding-a-lings the lot of 'em, leeches on society.

Street Gerbil

26th July 2008, 23:13

I have a friend bearing an albatross of a name Jedidiah. He told me that he kind of got used to it, but his childhood was a lifetime of humiliation. Some parents need to be castrated with dull and rusty scissors. Or worse.

Pedrostt500

27th July 2008, 00:56

There was a plumber in a certain town that had the Sirname Pipe, he named his son Dwain, Dwain became a plumber to.
I was in the Wharehouse in New Plymouth years ago and a 3yr old was destroying the toy section Mum and Dad were watching agahst as their kid wrecked havoc, then Mum said Zarquin stop that now!, I just thought to myself Kid you have the right to be a holy terror to your parents for the rest of their lives for a name like that.

Pedrostt500

27th July 2008, 00:57

there is also the Johnny Cash song about a boy named Sue.

Pixie

27th July 2008, 14:08

One of the companies I contract to has an employee named Mike hunt.
Before I realised this I was involved a confusing incident,when a woman employee asked me if I had seen Mike Hunt and then slapped me when I replied,"No ,Lift your skirt then"

Ixion

27th July 2008, 14:25

Sollyboy

27th July 2008, 20:15

carol shelby

scumdog

27th July 2008, 20:17

carol shelby

Gale Banks (He of turbo-sytems fame)

scumdog

27th July 2008, 20:19

One of the companies I contract to has an employee named Mike hunt.

Worked with a dude named Euan Love.

fredie

28th July 2008, 00:22

kant rott:doh:

Patrick

28th July 2008, 17:42

A family in Rahotu(Taranaki)I think had kids called Falcon,Fairmont,Fairlane,and all sorts of Ford aussie cars.

This is true - used to live in New Plymouth and wondered where they got to.... A family of 10 kids and all have ford names including Prefect, Zepher died of cot death (one other died as well...). Even the girls had car names (Capri for example). Oh dear.....

jrandom

28th July 2008, 18:05

A family of 10 kids and all have ford names including Prefect, Zepher died of cot death (one other died as well...). Even the girls had car names (Capri for example).

Ford Prefect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Prefect_(character)), of course, being one of the most famous fictional characters in twentieth-century literature.

I am also reminded of a particularly bad movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098987/).

peasea

28th July 2008, 22:06

And another lot are Mainline, Customline etc. Ding-a-lings the lot of 'em, leeches on society.

I'll have none of it! Some of my best friends have been Mainlines and Customlines.

The real dirtbags are in the navy; who'd call anyone 'Commodore'?

scumdog

28th July 2008, 22:09

I'll have none of it! Some of my best friends have been Mainlines and Customlines.

The real dirtbags are in the navy; who'd call anyone 'Commodore'?

Maybe they are named after some black singers from the 70's??:blank:

peasea

28th July 2008, 22:17

Maybe they are named after some black singers from the 70's??:blank:

You might be right; it was 'boogie nights' not 'bodgie nights'.

Or were all the bodgies in retirement homes by the time the Commodores were released? In fact, the real question is: Why were the Commodores in custody in the first place? (1,000 reasons spring to mind, even though they weren't 'hit' men!)

Groan.