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huck farley
25th July 2008, 18:55
I must tell the Mrs what I found on the internet today. The article is very long. But makes interesting reading. Do you reckon it's true or a pile of shit?

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Study: Fellatio may significantly
decrease the risk of breast cancer in
women
Thursday, October 2, 2007 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
(AP) -- Women who perform the
act of fellatio and swallow semen
on a regular basis, one to two
times a week, may reduce their
risk of breast cancer by up to 40
percent, a North Carolina State
University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link
between the act of fellatio and breast
cancer, but new research being performed
at North Carolina State University is
starting to suggest that there could be an
important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women
suspected of having performed regular
fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid,
over the past ten years, the researchers
found that those actually having performed
the act regularly, one to two times a week,
had a lower occurance of breast cancer
than those who had not. There was no
increased risk, however, for those who did
not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt
that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said
Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School
of Medicine, who was not involved in the
research. "I am surprised by these
findings, but am also excited that the
researchers may have discovered a
relatively easy way to lower the occurance
of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that,
though breast cancer is relatively
uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the
risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurance will your
chances be reduced, so I encourage all
women out there to make fellatio an
important part of their daily routine," said
Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the
researchers at the University. "Since the
emergence of the research, I try to fellate
at least once every other night to reduce
my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of
Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast
cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said
women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop
in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who
are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to
volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the
frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also
key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are
again waiting for more test data.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had
performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years,
and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had
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performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who
had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the
absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

Number One
25th July 2008, 19:01
:lol: this story seems rather 'convenient' doesn't it :laugh:

Laava
25th July 2008, 19:06
Don't knock it till you've tried it! *snigger*

jrandom
25th July 2008, 19:13
Another year, another generation of gullable interweb newbies.

It warms the cockles of my heart.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

rachprice
25th July 2008, 19:16
Dr. Len Lictepeen?
Its Dr. Len Lichtenfeld.....what a load of shit!
Im pretty sure those other doctors don't exist either!
Nice try :P

Gubb
25th July 2008, 19:16
Ssssssshhhh. Don't tell the Missus. (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp)

KiwiRat
25th July 2008, 19:25
Another year, another generation of gullable interweb newbies.

It warms the cockles of my heart.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp


Dr. Len Lictepeen?
Its Dr. Len Lichtenfeld.....what a load of shit!
Im pretty sure those other doctors don't exist either!
Nice try :P


:lol: this story seems rather 'convenient' doesn't it :laugh:

Ya party poopers.:laugh:

varminter
25th July 2008, 19:49
Seen this before. I think it's promulgated by the Semen Marketing Board (bit like Fontera). Who is the fella Tio anyway.

rottiguy
25th July 2008, 19:49
Where do ya sign up to be be in this experiment :whistle:, And before anyone says, NO ,as a recipient not on the bobing end :crazy:

Number One
25th July 2008, 19:53
as a recipient not on the bobing end :crazy:
Sure that's what you *meant* :rolleyes:


:lol:

rottiguy
25th July 2008, 20:07
oh no my cover is blown, well something is :innocent:


Sure that's what you *meant* :rolleyes:


:lol:

Taz
25th July 2008, 20:41
Dr. Len Lictepeen?
Its Dr. Len Lichtenfeld.....what a load of shit!
Im pretty sure those other doctors don't exist either!
Nice try :P

So you don't swallow this theory then?

rachprice
25th July 2008, 20:54
So you don't swallow this theory then?

hahahahaha not unfounded theories no :innocent:

xgnr
25th July 2008, 21:25
Have passed on to Mrs X as a potential live saver :niceone:

scrivy
25th July 2008, 21:29
I told the missus that gargling it was better than using a mouth wash........ :shutup:

Forest
25th July 2008, 22:35
Sadly the real answer is much less convenient:


People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11819-oral-sex-can-cause-throat-cancer.html

Number One
25th July 2008, 22:37
Sadly the real answer is much less convenient:



http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11819-oral-sex-can-cause-throat-cancer.html

Oh you see -now it is a life an death matter for me to not go down :niceone:

Hubby will be sooo pleased :bleh::rolleyes:

ANd I used to go to school with a girl called papiloma...poor girl!

gammaguy
25th July 2008, 22:46
originally posted by Number One :ANd I used to go to school with a girl called papiloma...poor girl!

so if she got run over by a truck,would that be a pap smear?:bash:

Number One
25th July 2008, 23:01
wa wa wa waaaaaaaa tiddy bom tish!

:lol:

yod
25th July 2008, 23:17
can someone explain to me why there are MEN posting evidence in here to show this is a hoax?!?

Number One
25th July 2008, 23:22
can someone explain to me why there are MEN posting evidence in here to show this is a hoax?!?
Clearly they must just all hate blowjobs :lol:

flyingcrocodile46
26th July 2008, 00:44
One word.................. antioxidants

fireball
26th July 2008, 01:03
what is this semen stuff that you all speak of?

Forest
26th July 2008, 08:26
what is this semen stuff that you all speak of?

They work on ships and submarines.

fireball
26th July 2008, 13:13
They work on ships and submarines.

ohhhh thank you for clearing that up for me!:laugh:

rachprice
26th July 2008, 13:18
Sadly the real answer is much less convenient:



http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11819-oral-sex-can-cause-throat-cancer.html

Shit....this is actual evidence
Same virus that increase cervical cancer
Though it doesnt just apply to women, men as well :crazy:

Sanx
27th July 2008, 01:34
To Fellatio or not to Fellatio this is the Question!

Fellatio is a noun describing the act. The verb is 'fellate'.

Indiana_Jones
27th July 2008, 02:16
Though it doesnt just apply to women, men as well :crazy:

Argghgh!!!! Images!!! :bash:

-Indy

huck farley
27th July 2008, 09:24
Fellatio is a noun describing the act. The verb is 'fellate'.

I'm not into English lessons. besides I copied and pasted direct to our site. So it's the writer that is wrong, or you. But really who gives a toss.

The question I asked. Was the post for real? or a pile of shit? I now have my answer, yes it is. But my wife still swallows the tale :bleh:

gammaguy
27th July 2008, 22:25
Fellatio is a noun describing the act. The verb is 'fellate'.

you know what they say-better fellate than never:whistle:

sonicjett
28th July 2008, 10:20
I reckon - what's with the hesitation here...nothing like it - good for the complexion too I hear - that explains my english peaches and cream - yes please!!

:apint:

Don't need drugs - Hard enough being normal!

Sanx
28th July 2008, 10:34
I reckon - what's with the hesitation here...nothing like it - good for the complexion too I hear - that explains my english peaches and cream - yes please!!

Boomer - is that you?

boomer
28th July 2008, 22:07
Boomer - is that you?

yes mate, do you require another helping?

* health warning.. any more for you Dan and you'll turn invisible...

scumdog
28th July 2008, 22:13
Fellatio is a noun describing the act. The verb is 'fellate'.

I thought that was what you did to fish.

"Yep I had to fellate about 5kg of cod".

Indiana_Jones
28th July 2008, 22:18
<IMG src="http://www.harlick.com/img/gal/ice/brian5.jpg">

WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO?!

-Indy

scumdog
28th July 2008, 22:21
I told the missus that gargling it was better than using a mouth wash........ :shutup:

It's the tongue-action snog afterwards that has you having second thoughts...

Number One
28th July 2008, 22:24
<IMG src="http://www.harlick.com/img/gal/ice/brian5.jpg">

WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO?!

-Indy
Damn I want to bling you for that I was thinking exactly the same thing about this thread today :lol:

Indiana_Jones
28th July 2008, 22:29
Damn I want to bling you for that I was thinking exactly the same thing about this thread today :lol:

lol someone had to say it. I just happen to have the CD on when I was reading this thread.

-Indy