What's the most ridiculous movie you have seen? [Archive]

Boob Johnson

26th July 2008, 17:36

For me would have to be "Snakes on a Plane". Am yet to hear a good word about it.

Got emailed this today.....

Seems someone with Photoshop skills agrees....

lmfao!!!

Jez

26th July 2008, 17:45

Muriels Wedding - dumbest movie ever!

SoaP was dumb, but Samuel L Jackson has class, he also has a bad habit of never saying no to a movie offer :nono:

Mom

26th July 2008, 17:45

Without a doubt that would be...

Pokemon - The Movie!

Sad but true, I hid my face in my hands while it was on :lol:
The thing we do for our kids sometimes :clap:

MisterD

26th July 2008, 17:50

Remaking "The Italian Job" was a pretty f-ing dumb idea...and I don't think I'll ever be able to bring myself to watch the remake of "Get Carter"...Stallone? wtf.:bash:

Gubb

26th July 2008, 17:54

"Snakes On A Plane" was AMAZING!

For me, "Shoot 'Em Up" was ridiculous, but fantastic.

Boob Johnson

26th July 2008, 17:54

Without a doubt that would be...

Pokemon - The Movie!

Sad but true, I hid my face in my hands while it was on :lol:
The thing we do for our kids sometimes :clap:
*feels moms pain* :2thumbsup

Remaking "The Italian Job" was a pretty f-ing dumb idea...and I don't think I'll ever be able to bring myself to watch the remake of "Get Carter"...Stallone? wtf.:bash:
THAT was an absolute shocker :brick:

EJK

26th July 2008, 17:55

Breeders

Don't ask me how I saw it nor what was it like.. I dare you.

MisterD

26th July 2008, 17:56

THAT was an absolute shocker :brick:

Confirming what I had always suspected.

Virago

26th July 2008, 17:57

"Face Off" is memorable to me for all the wrong reasons. Absolute crap.

James Deuce

26th July 2008, 18:10

"The (not) Happening".

fire eyes

26th July 2008, 18:18

:shit: Hose Of A Thousand Corpses! I love to watch a good Horror .. but f*** that was not good.

Number One

26th July 2008, 18:21

Mac and Me.

At the end the human neighbours all rally together to help the aliens get citizenship and they are doing the whole pledging allegance to the flag and being welcomed into AMercian society :puke:

http://www.impawards.com/1988/posters/mac_and_me.jpg

Headbanger

26th July 2008, 18:36

Mac and Me.

At the end the human neighbours all rally together to help the aliens get citizenship and they are doing the whole pledging allegance to the flag and being welcomed into AMercian society :puke:

I think you win, I wanted to kill myself just reading about it.

Number One

26th July 2008, 18:37

I think you win, I wanted to kill myself just reading about it.
Yeah well if I'm truthful I was living in Singapore and 8 :lol:

Indiana_Jones

26th July 2008, 18:38

"Demolition man" with Sylvester Stallone & Wesley Snipes lol

Utter donkey crap

-Indy

Dave-

26th July 2008, 19:11

that kids movie where the kid has to fly a fighter jet to save his dad and he gets help from his dads squadron....cant remember the name

EJK

26th July 2008, 19:12

that kids movie where the kid has to fly a fighter jet to save his dad and he gets help from his dads squadron....cant remember the name

Wow sounds like one massive pile of bull shit movie :niceone:

Any chance it was Thunderbirds?

...no harm to Thunderbirds

Maha

26th July 2008, 19:14

Not to sure to be honest, I have the ability to evaluate a movie's ridiculousness by simply reading the Title...:baby:

Badcat

26th July 2008, 19:54

enough said.

Pedrostt500

26th July 2008, 20:24

Naked Lunch

kiwifruit

26th July 2008, 20:35

Jackass .

Cruisin' Craig

26th July 2008, 20:41

Easy question. No contest. I had to think about this movie for a week after I watched it just to figure out if I even liked it. The unprecedented level of stupidity had me in a kind of confused state of shock you see.

Have a look....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMMwzNnktmU

sleeqe2000

26th July 2008, 20:55

The Love Guru...........Mike Myers playing Austin Powers in a Sari and a beard

pzkpfw

26th July 2008, 20:59

that kids movie where the kid has to fly a fighter jet to save his dad and he gets help from his dads squadron....cant remember the name

Iron Eagle <n>?

My (current) vote: Showgirls.

(There's a difference between not liking a movie, and a movie actually being crap. e.g. I hated "Bridgitte Jones' Diary full of pointless whining" but I could see how some people could like it, and for what it was, it was well enough made.)

FLYMO

26th July 2008, 21:03

u me and dupree. feeking annoying owen wilson yet again

Cruisin' Craig

26th July 2008, 21:14

Actually it's kind of appropriate that I'm watching "Mars Attacks" as I read this thread.

ynot slow

26th July 2008, 21:18

Tom and Nicole in that epic USA speedway filem,waht name is Cole Trickle,sounds like the son of a battery manufacturer.Can't even recall the name,almost as bad as Top Gun.

bull

26th July 2008, 21:22

Tom and Nicole in that epic USA speedway filem,waht name is Cole Trickle,sounds like the son of a battery manufacturer.Can't even recall the name,almost as bad as Top Gun.

That would be "Days of Thunder".

Number One

26th July 2008, 21:58

Jackass .
:lol: you'll be tuned into channel two about now then sir :shutup:

Indiana_Jones

26th July 2008, 22:56

That would be "Days of Thunder".

Days of Thunder is a classic!

-Indy

Number One

26th July 2008, 23:03

Days of Thunder is a classic!

-Indy
I have to agree with bull however that last one they did together was even more effing painful to suffer through.

megageoff76

26th July 2008, 23:03

Too right its a classic.

One thing that always annoyed me with that movie was why the brain surgeon/specialist would ride on the back of Coles harley with no helmet.

Indiana_Jones

26th July 2008, 23:07

Too right its a classic.

One thing that always annoyed me with that movie was why the brain surgeon/specialist would ride on the back of Coles harley with no helmet.

Cause she's HARD CORE!

-Indy

Mikkel

26th July 2008, 23:53

The most ridiculous movie I have ever watched is probably BIODOME! - I laughed my arse off and it even stars Kylie Minogue.

Another ridiculous film is Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.

...I have totally enjoyed that at least 8 times so far :Punk:

awayatc

27th July 2008, 02:42

Napoleon Dynamite...complete waste of time

fatzx10r

27th July 2008, 06:07

torque, that is the most crap full of shit movie. even tho it is about bikes, all the stunts are done by computer

James Deuce

27th July 2008, 08:33

Napoleon Dynamite...complete waste of time
Vote for Pedro!

bull

27th July 2008, 09:22

Eagle Vs Shark

Oakie

27th July 2008, 09:57

Lake Placid II.
Lake Placid was a bit of a laugh but the sequel was just awful. I'm sure it was made to be a bit tongue in cheek but hell ... they went way too far.

Laava

27th July 2008, 10:01

MatrixII and III, Too much chop suey by far, to make up for complete lack of credible story. Disappointing after the first installment was quite clever

Number One

27th July 2008, 10:14

Eagle Vs Shark
OMG I agree completely and I love that guy - I was determined to try to 'get it' but it just drove me mental!!!!

something else ridiculous is that bloody kids programme 'In the Night Garden' iggle piggle fucking pooh bum is getting right on my tits - and NOT in a GOOD way :wacko:

James Deuce

27th July 2008, 10:18

The Night Garden?

It's AWESOME! Watch it drunk some time and tell it's not the best ever, except for Boobah which is best watched stoned.

Tell me the instant acceleration of the Ninky Nonk is not the coolest thing you've seen, and Iggle Piggle with his mishapen skull who falls to the ground twitching all the time is pretty cool too! Makka Pakka is obvioulsy OCD and there's nothing like laughing at someone else's psych problem. Your issue is your terms of reference.

Redefine them and Children's TV becomes FUN.

"Transformers,
Who ate all the pies?"

fire eyes

27th July 2008, 10:21

hahahaha .. Napoleon Dynamite .. goshhhhhhhh. He can dance though! n Yes I vote for Pedro to. LOL

Number One

27th July 2008, 10:46

Redefine them and Children's TV becomes FUN.

I think you are right - it's the repitition that kills me! Noticed Makka Pakka does have OCD he's cleaning everyones faces for them in the episode we have on DVD...arrrrrrrrrrrggggh help me :lol:

Pixie

27th July 2008, 13:47

An Inconvenient Truth

The Pastor

27th July 2008, 14:45

with out a doubt the most stupid movie is crossroads.

Trudes

27th July 2008, 15:20

It's not often I can't sit through a whole movie even if I'm not entirely enjoying it, BUT I could only handle about half an hour of Miami Vice, fuck that sucked!:argh:

Cruisin' Craig

27th July 2008, 15:26

Who has seen "Plan 9 from outer space"?
Surely that has to be worth a mention?

Biggles2000

27th July 2008, 23:04

Who has seen "Plan 9 from outer space"?
Surely that has to be worth a mention?

Plan 9........ was brillant, very very B grade but brillant. Hell im a B grade junkie.

Aeon Flux the movie really annoyed me cause the original MTV program was so good.

Thunderbirds the movie was a dissapointment, but I was seeing it through the eyes of a 45 and 10 year old.

Cruisin' Craig

27th July 2008, 23:08

Plan 9........ was brillant, very very B grade but brillant. Hell im a B grade junkie.

Fear not! I'm pretty sure it's possible for movies to be ridiculous and brilliant at the same time :cool:

yod

28th July 2008, 00:13

Megaforce!!! (circa '83?)

exceptionally shocking, and featuring Barry Bostwick in a headband, could it possibly get any worse?

cool toys tho

Donor

28th July 2008, 07:41

Who has seen "Plan 9 from outer space"?
Surely that has to be worth a mention?

Plan 9........ was brillant, very very B grade but brillant. Hell im a B grade junkie.

*SHUDDER*

And what's scarier, is I have watched this 3 times now... :crybaby:

xes0F36eTJA

Patch

28th July 2008, 08:59

Of the ones I have watched lately (in no particular order)

Knocked Up (only watched it because of Katherine, 27 Dresses is much better)
Before the devil knows your dead
I am Legend (first 3mins is pretty good, turns to shit after that)
Run Fat Boy Run
Hitman (not as good as the game)

FlangMasterJ

28th July 2008, 14:47

"Demolition man" with Sylvester Stallone & Wesley Snipes lol

Utter donkey crap

-Indy

WTF!!!??

That's a classic.

Take it back!

Anyway 'Going Overboard' with Adam Sandler is up there.

Also surprisingly the Futurama movie was a complete dissappointment.

Number One

28th July 2008, 14:50

No doubt I will get pummelled for this :dodge:

but...the STAR WARS SERIES. I'm sorry but I found each of them ridiculous all for differing reasons.

slofox

28th July 2008, 16:00

Anything with Steve Martin in it...........

RC1

28th July 2008, 16:03

LIKE MIKE , TITANIC, :yawn:

NOMIS

28th July 2008, 16:20

Bad boy bobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

enigma51

28th July 2008, 16:25

Biker boyz

Loud of shit!

bungbung

28th July 2008, 16:43

Nightbreed

Total arse

cynna

28th July 2008, 17:06

just seen the beast (la bete) - the most fucked up movie i have ever seen. no wonder it was banned for 30 years

BIGBOSSMAN

28th July 2008, 18:10

What an effing waste of space this was...

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2004_Alexander/2004_alexander_004.jpg

svr

28th July 2008, 18:59

Re-animator.

brendonjw

28th July 2008, 20:46

The latest Tarentino film ,death proof or whatever its called, total crap mixed with utter stupidity

Genestho

28th July 2008, 21:54

Dont know its name but a mate made me sit through a movie about Norton Commando that likes to kill dopey bikies. Guy out of fools and horses in it. It is the most lamest thing ever but really quite funny, in a very strange way.

Steam

28th July 2008, 22:24

Night Of The Lepus (1972)
Cute bunnies grown huge and vicious and man-eating!... still look cute.

http://www.poptheology.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/night_of_the_lepus_poster.jpg

Here are two 30-second clips of it on youtube. It was actually intended as a scary film!

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scumdog

28th July 2008, 22:25

Jonathan Livingstone Seagull.

Had more enjoyment having my appendix out.

Big Dave

28th July 2008, 23:04

Jonathan Livingstone Seagull.

Had more enjoyment having my appendix out.

Cops are Born 'not to understand drugs'.

scumdog

28th July 2008, 23:06

Cops are Born 'not to understand drugs'.

Ain't found a drug that would get me through that drawing-teeth movie.

'Cept ether.

Big Dave

28th July 2008, 23:10

Ain't found a drug that would get me through that drawing-teeth movie.

'Cept ether.

I got by on the soundtrack - always liked Diamond - 'Hot August Night' and 'The Pretendender' - J. Browne were the only 2 albums that co-pilot & I duplicated when the collection became 'ours'.

peasea

28th July 2008, 23:11

Ain't found a drug that would get me through that drawing-teeth movie.

'Cept ether.

You're obviously not shopping in the right places.

Anyway........'Chrome and Hot Leather' was so lame it hurt. 1970-something I think. So worth a You Tube search....

scumdog

28th July 2008, 23:12

I got by on the soundtrack - always liked Diamond - 'Hot August Night' and 'The Pretendender' - J. Browne were the only 2 albums that co-pilot & I duplicated when the collection became 'ours'.

It was the visuals that dragged on like 4th Form homework....

Big Dave

28th July 2008, 23:14

You're obviously not shopping in the right places.

Anyway........'Chrome and Hot Leather' was so lame it hurt. 1970-something I think. So worth a You Tube search....

Pretty much ALL of the 'Biker Film' genre is the same.

peasea

28th July 2008, 23:16

Pretty much ALL of the 'Biker Film' genre is the same.

Have you checked it out? This one is soooo special.

inlinefour

28th July 2008, 23:18

peasea

28th July 2008, 23:20

The worst most painfull movie was called "biker boys (or boyz)". I got more pissed off with it the longer I watched it. Only someone with no friggin idea of what its like to ride a sprotbike would get off on that shit, bloody yanks!:mad:

I loved it.
Whats a sprotbike?

scumdog

28th July 2008, 23:23

Big Dave

28th July 2008, 23:27

Pretty much anything with William Smith in it is both fantastic and absurd simultaneously

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inlinefour

28th July 2008, 23:28

Aw c'mon, don't come the raw-prawn with us crusier riders - we KNOW what you sprotsbike riders are like...:crazy:

Mate, I'll happily ride a cruiser, even a HD. Just dont ever expect me to watch that dribble again. Hell I can even admit to watching all of American Chopper and most of the bikes was awesome, esp the trike for the dude in the wheelchair. Ive still got that one, just in case I win lotto and need a few pointers. Then we will see who rides a cruiser...

Anyone who thought biker boyz was a good movie has no clue about riding a good sportsbike. I allways used to laugh at people who brought surfboards but never got them wet. I guess there are also people out there that buy croch rockets but dunno how to ride them either?

bert_is_evil

29th July 2008, 13:27

Number One

29th July 2008, 13:35

Eyes Wide Shut

Pausing between every....................................third word and......................whispering is....................not artistic it's..............just boring................
BLING for you! I mentioned it earlier on it really was fucking annoying wasn't it?!!! THANKYOU

Patrick

29th July 2008, 17:19

Eyes Wide Shut

Pausing between every....................................third word and......................whispering is....................not artistic it's..............just boring................

Plus 1... Nice tits in the scenes in the "play" room though...

Pumpkin Farm was the all time "winner" of dumb movies....

arlene1

8th November 2013, 07:57

Good tits are always welcome :-)

I think either http://www.amazon.com/Oldboy-Choi-Min-shik/dp/B00E25RD68/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383854288&sr=8-1&keywords=oldboy http://amazon-new-zealand.com/
or
http://www.amazon.com/Requiem-Dream-Ellen-Burstyn/dp/B000JCSBU0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383854313&sr=8-1&keywords=requiem+for+a+dream

both are kinda brain-bending.

Banditbandit

8th November 2013, 08:16

Epic thread dredge - five years .. is that a new record???

Naki Rat

8th November 2013, 08:23

Sharknado :facepalm:

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EJK

8th November 2013, 08:26

rustyrobot

8th November 2013, 08:28

Sharktopus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0‎

EJK

8th November 2013, 08:30

OK I'm worried now. What relationship is there between a bad film and sharks?

BuzzardNZ

8th November 2013, 08:32

Sharknado, but I enjoyed it :wacko:

haydes55

8th November 2013, 09:33

Move over sharknado... There's a new shark movie fail....

Avalanche sharks.

Sharks can move through snow like normal sharks go through water. They eat skiers...

Swoop

8th November 2013, 09:50

Sharks can move through snow like normal sharks go through water. They eat skiers...
I still have my sweatshirt from the '80s with that on. Purchased in Interlaken and seemed to be a local joke for the tourists.
Great times!

nzmikey

8th November 2013, 09:50

Fast 6 ...... I mean come on .......

http://news.boldride.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Fast-6-Runway1.jpg

Big Dave

8th November 2013, 11:22

We had this discussion again the other night too.

Around the table 'The Cable Guy' got the nod.

Maha

8th November 2013, 11:31

Move over sharknado... There's a new shark movie fail....

Avalanche sharks.

Sharks can move through snow like normal sharks go through water. They eat skiers...

Shark Dundee/Honey I ate the Sharks/Two Men and a Shark?

mashman

8th November 2013, 11:34

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

EJK

8th November 2013, 11:37

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

As if it wasn't bad enough, Taylor Lautner is in it :tugger:

5150

8th November 2013, 11:49

that kids movie where the kid has to fly a fighter jet to save his dad and he gets help from his dads squadron....cant remember the name

Iron Eagle??? :cool:

Swoop

8th November 2013, 12:31

Iron Eagle??? :cool:
Which one?
I, II, III or IV?:eek5:

The Israelis must have loved hollyweird arriving with a big cheque book...

mashman

8th November 2013, 15:10

As if it wasn't bad enough, Taylor Lautner is in it :tugger:

ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa... I guess you must have kids if you've seen that :innocent:. At least he hasn't changed his acting, erm, style.

EJK

8th November 2013, 15:16

ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa... I guess you must have kids if you've seen that :innocent:. At least he hasn't changed his acting, erm, style.

The real problem is I DON'T have kids and still I've seen it!!!! :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

nzmikey

9th November 2013, 16:05

I have found a new one ... .I thought Fast 6 was shit ... but NOOOO this one takes the cake ...

It is called 200mph ... in short it is F&F made by a couple of 16yo's on a budget of $2000 with some strippers thrown in for good measure .

it makes twifag look good .

this is the imdb report : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1823051/?ref_=nv_sr_1

kinger

9th November 2013, 16:27

Mom

9th November 2013, 16:58

I have probably posted this before, but it is worthy of a repeat...

http://youtu.be/GXrAYdSeWY8

Laava

9th November 2013, 19:05

Surf nazis must die.

Fastmark

9th November 2013, 19:47

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Yep same for me, having kids can be a blessing, but no-one mentioned anything about having to watch this crock of shit:brick:

husaberg

10th November 2013, 16:26

movie where Sly Stallone was meant to be a indy car driver . yes very plauseable.
googled it Driven was like days of thunder only worse.
http://i40.servimg.com/u/f40/17/90/21/48/301_1s10.jpg

FlangMasterJ

10th November 2013, 19:03

Transmorphers.

lhAefsEqJsI

Banditbandit

11th November 2013, 08:07

My immediate thought went to Sharknado, but then I remembered a film I saw many moons ago, which I think was called Metamorphosis, in which a bloke went to bed and woke up the next day a giant beetle. His wife threw an apple at him which stayed in his head for the rest of the film.
It was French.

It's a Franz Kafka novel - much older than the movie ... the books is the complte internal monologue of the guy turned into a beetle - up to the point he loses consciousness and dies ..

While it's an interesting story it would make a dreadful movie

(And in the book he wasn't married - he was still living at home with hizs parents and sister ...)