Drunken debauchery [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 09:54

This is an experiment.

Given that most threads lately have inevitably ended up, at some point, discussing the merits of various alcoholic beverages and the effects of consuming said, I thought it may be interesting to see if a thread established solely for this purpose could endure...

Joni

13th January 2005, 09:55

James Deuce

13th January 2005, 10:00

Do you guys prefer tighter fabric riding gear with a single layer of thermals or baggier gear with more layers of clothes?

vifferman

13th January 2005, 10:30

Does anyone else find that BT-020F tyres buzz when cornering even the slightest amount?

Joni

13th January 2005, 10:36

Does anyone else find that BT-020F tyres buzz when cornering even the slightest amount?

Ian actually I noticed that the same thing.... I thought I was cornering too aggresively, but now that you mention it.... :killingme

:first:

Sniper

13th January 2005, 10:37

Do I look gay when I wear my shirt like this?

jrandom

13th January 2005, 10:40

I sat on my back porch for 20 minutes yesterday evening, admiring my new Pirellis.

Joni

13th January 2005, 10:43

I sat on my back porch for 20 minutes yesterday evening, admiring my new Pirellis.

Dragons?....

jrandom

13th January 2005, 10:45

Dragons?....

Sport Demons.

James Deuce

13th January 2005, 10:54

Worldwide Pants!

Motoracer

13th January 2005, 10:56

Sport Demons.

They'd be the perfect set of tyres for your bike dude. My TZR can really cane through the corners with em on, wet or dry.

Who else can't wait for Saturday to come around for the Manfield track day? :Punk:

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 10:56

Does anyone else find that BT-020F tyres buzz when cornering even the slightest amount?
Yes, I had. Metzeler Roadtec Z6s do too...

Ms Piggy

13th January 2005, 10:57

Do I look gay when I wear my shirt like this?
I think tight is good. ;)

But what I really want to know is...how do I get rid of the rust on the chrome on my bike. :ride:

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 10:57

Worldwide Pants!
David Letterman's company.

Coyote

13th January 2005, 10:59

Who else can't wait for Saturday to come around for the Manfield track day? :Punk:
Me, If I get to go

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 11:03

Anybody else thirsty??

James Deuce

13th January 2005, 11:04

This is rude but fun (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-02-11&res=l)

Biff

13th January 2005, 11:11

If my father was Cuban and my mother originated from Iceland - would that make me an Ice Cube?

Sniper

13th January 2005, 11:15

I think tight is good. ;)

Yay i got a girl to admire me. :eek: :buggerd:

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 11:19

Does anyone else get excited about their farts??

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 11:20

But what I really want to know is...how do I get rid of the rust on the chrome on my bike. :ride:
steel wool :niceone:

Motoracer

13th January 2005, 11:21

Within Kiwibiker, why does Wellington have a larger gay community than Auckland? :unsure:

Just wondering...

Ms Piggy

13th January 2005, 11:26

Anybody else thirsty??
Yes thirsty and I'll tell you a lovely drop of Sav Blanc that isn't too expensive is Shingle Peak, it's about $15- and is lovely. I haven't had a wine that ncie in a long time. Anotehr that I really love is Alan Scott, Sav Blanc again. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ms Piggy

13th January 2005, 11:27

steel wool :niceone:
Cheers - I'll have that VB ready mate.

Motoracer

13th January 2005, 11:27

Does anyone else get excited about their farts??

You mean like, when you light them?

Biff

13th January 2005, 11:27

Does anyone else get excited about their farts??

My dog does. But then again my aunties best friends next-door neighbours uncles cousin is a fishmonger whose wife works for a bank where there's a woman who once saw Cliff Richard in concert. She farts occasionally - and has been known to grin.

Ms Piggy

13th January 2005, 11:28

Does anyone else get excited about their farts??
No. Usually between me & the dog I have to leave the room in disgust. :rolleyes:

Biff

13th January 2005, 11:30

Anybody else thirsty??

Is the answer a Ferrari? Do I win, do I win?!!!!

oh hang on - no - on second thought, is it Russell Crowe?

Coyote

13th January 2005, 11:31

Does anyone else get excited about their farts??
Doesn't everyone?

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 11:31

Within Kiwibiker, why does Wellington have a larger gay community than Auckland? :unsure:

Just wondering...
Bigger suzuki dealership??? :wacko:

runs away farqin quickly

jrandom

13th January 2005, 11:34

Yes thirsty and I'll tell you a lovely drop of Sav Blanc that isn't too expensive is Shingle Peak, it's about $15- and is lovely. I haven't had a wine that ncie in a long time. Anotehr that I really love is Alan Scott, Sav Blanc again. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If I feel like sauvignon blanc I always just drink Willow Hill, now. $20 a bottle, but it's been good every year since I started drinking it in '01. It's really good. Really, really good. I just can't bring myself to not buy it.

Oops.

There goes the hijack.

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 11:47

If I feel like sauvignon blanc I always just drink Willow Hill, now. $20 a bottle, but it's been good every year since I started drinking it in '01. It's really good. Really, really good. I just can't bring myself to not buy it.

Oops.

There goes the hijack.
Sacred Hill....mmmmmmmmm

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 12:19

Sacred Hill....mmmmmmmmm
Is that where virgins are taken to consume alcimaholic beverages of the grape variety before being deflowered?

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 12:27

Yokai

13th January 2005, 12:36

Why is it, that {snip} 50 people have followed you and are staring at you in horrified fascination....

Because 50 people always follow me staring in horrified fascination - they can't believe that I'm allowed to live - most of them are doing theses on me as a miracle of victorian medical science. 1 even got a grant.

Biff

13th January 2005, 12:47

Why is it, that whenever you're in a crowded shop/moopersarket/department store etc, you always get a really big fart brewing? And so you go off to the corner where no one else goes i.e the one with all the expired dairy products, clothing that went out of fashion 400 years ago, the broken and mismatched crockery that was never, and will never be tasteful etc, and you release aforementioned fart. It's loud, and it's stinky. And you turn round to find 50 people have followed you and are staring at you in horrified fascination....

Ahh, stand aside folks, this is my domain. It takes me back to my days my university days studying quantum physics, biochemistry and biology ( :laugh: ) does this one.

In laymans terms for the benefit of our less well read members:

Basically your stinky bottom burps consist primarily of negatively charged pollutants. Said pollutants particles, being negatively charged, attract shoppers as they are positively charged.

Basic fisiks and magnetesium really innit.

MSTRS

13th January 2005, 12:49

Is that where virgins are taken to consume alcimaholic beverages of the grape variety before being deflowered?
Yep - I dragged Mrs MSTRS there by the hair, married her, and after a brief but enjoyable flirtation with the fine liquids available, I was talked into a bit of gardening. :killingme

MSTRS

13th January 2005, 12:51

Ahh, stand aside folks, this is my domain. It takes me back to my days my university days studying quantum physics, biochemistry and biology ( :laugh: ) does this one.

In laymans terms for the benefit of our less well read members:

Basically your stinky bottom burps consist primarily of negatively charged pollutants. Said pollutants particles, being negatively charged, attract shoppers as they are positively charged.

Basic fisiks and magnetesium really innit.
So it really is a case of the *attraction* of farts

Motoracer

13th January 2005, 12:51

Ahh, stand aside folks, this is my domain. It takes me back to my days my university days studying quantum physics, biochemistry and biology ( :laugh: ) does this one.

In laymans terms for the benefit of our less well read members:

Basically your stinky bottom burps consist primarily of negatively charged pollutants. Said pollutants particles, being negatively charged, attract shoppers as they are positively charged.

Basic fisiks and magnetesium really innit.

Is that why so many of us are attracted to the female buttocks? :shit:

manuboy

13th January 2005, 12:52

Why is it, that whenever you're in a crowded shop/moopersarket/department store etc, you always get a really big fart brewing? And so you go off to the corner where no one else goes i.e the one with all the expired dairy products, clothing that went out of fashion 400 years ago, the broken and mismatched crockery that was never, and will never be tasteful etc, and you release aforementioned fart. It's loud, and it's stinky. And you turn round to find 50 people have followed you and are staring at you in horrified fascination....

Where do you shop, just out of interest? (In case i prefer my goods "un-polluted").

I find cordura pants can extend the life of your average ass-cough ten fold. I can drop one at work and still make the partner puke when i arrive home - or maybe i just need a wash?

sels1

13th January 2005, 13:04

Bigger suzuki dealership??? :wacko:

runs away farqin quickly

hahahahahahahahaha......er, who are we talking about now?

sels1

13th January 2005, 13:07

Anybody else thirsty??

C.J. Pask - Roys Hill - Cab Sav - nice drop of red from HB

Sniper

13th January 2005, 13:09

Candy bars?? Or maybe... umm never mind, yep a nice drop of drambuie

sels1

13th January 2005, 13:09

I need some new tyres - who does the best deals?

MSTRS

13th January 2005, 13:12

J.Walkers do a very good *tyre* in black..... :innocent:

vifferman

13th January 2005, 13:51

Anotehr that I really love is Alan Scott, Sav Blanc again. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Indeed.
My wife bought some of that when she last visited Blenheim, plus some of the nicest Pinot Noir (but I can't for the life of me remember what it's called...:eek5: )

Visiting there in a few weeks, so we'll have to do some more shopping.
Even though I should really give up the drinking...

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 14:01

Is that why so many of us are attracted to the female buttocks? :shit:
Just because it is you... I wouldn't do it for anyone else mind you... but since you are such an appreciative audience, tonight I will eat a fine meal of curry, so that I may regale you with the splendour of my aromatic and musical bottom burps all the way to Palmerston North. No please, don't thank me. I will do this for free out of the kindness of my heart! :lol:

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 14:02

Candy bars?? Or maybe... umm never mind, yep a nice drop of drambuie
Combine the two - mmmmm alcamaholic chocolate! :love:

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 14:04

Where do you shop, just out of interest? (In case i prefer my goods "un-polluted").
I cannot divulge such information ... too many 'fans' would start turning up in my special farting corners.....

I find cordura pants can extend the life of your average ass-cough ten fold. I can drop one at work and still make the partner puke when i arrive home
Oooh cool, thanks for the tip!!! :devil2:

Slipstream

13th January 2005, 14:24

Does anyone else get excited about their farts??

WT (and his younger brother) taught our girls that farts are funny.:wacko:
This disturbed me, but who am I to interfer with Daddy daughter bonding...until we went to my very old (meaning no control over bodily air-flow), very Catholic, very uptight Grandparents place for lunch.... :(
But I must admit, when the girls laugh about it...it is kinda funny...:mellow:

Sniper

13th January 2005, 14:26

Indeed.
My wife bought some of that when she last visited Blenheim, plus some of the nicest Pinot Noir (but I can't for the life of me remember what it's called...:eek5: )

Visiting there in a few weeks, so we'll have to do some more shopping.
Even though I should really give up the drinking...

Get in touch if you ride down. I may even be able to jack a place up for you. :wavey:

Biff

13th January 2005, 14:27

Never before in the field of human gossip has so much crap been posted by so many for the benefit of so few - Winifred Churchill

vifferman

13th January 2005, 14:28

Get in touch if you ride down. I may even be able to jack a place up for you. :wavey:
Thanx, I did think of looking you up, but we're flying down, and renting some boringarse car (would've like summat sporty, but they don't do sporty at Blenheim Budget).
You do aircraft engineering, or summat like that, don't you?

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 14:31

The best sphincter control I have witnessed came from a friend of my brothers who, prior to farting, would ask for somebody to either hum or play a note on any convenient musical instrument. He would then fart exactly that note. Scary.

At the other end, he was sufficiently prodigious as to be able to belch the alphabet in two belches and the Lord's Prayer in three (fortunately for him, he was Catholic). He was aiming to do it in two, but was hitting the wall at "give us this day our daily bread". Very scary...

Sniper

13th January 2005, 14:32

You do aircraft engineering, or summat like that, don't you?

Nope, assistant manager at a car rental firm. I just PM'd you about coming down. :shifty:

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 14:36

At the other end, he was sufficiently prodigious as to be able to belch the alphabet in two belches and the Lord's Prayer in three (fortunately for him, he was Catholic). He was aiming to do it in two, but was hitting the wall at "give us this day our daily bread". Very scary...
got a mate who can set off car alarms with the same method..... gets everyones attention wherever you go....

Devil

13th January 2005, 14:44

At the other end, he was sufficiently prodigious as to be able to belch the alphabet in two belches
I have been known on occasion to be able to do it in one :D
As for farting. Im still learning my fathers tricks, i.e. One fart per step in the family house from the garage level, to the living level (approx 10). Then blame it on squeaky wood.

vifferman

13th January 2005, 14:54

Saw these some time ago, and just found them again:

Slipstream

13th January 2005, 14:57

...Had to post it.

Penis Song - Unknown

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 14:58

I have been known on occasion to be able to do it in one
ONE?? Respect...

Devil

13th January 2005, 14:59

ONE?? Respect...
The gasmaster brand was all my idea. I should be a rich man.

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 15:00

Saw these some time ago, and just found them again:
So, it is the Force you are seeking? Danger, Vifferman, Danger!

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 15:01

Saw these some time ago, and just found them again:
which one was the STX???? i've got money on number 2.....

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 15:05

Penis Song - Unknown

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Reminds me a bit of this, from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation album. Ahem...

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're all blown away!

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 15:45

...Had to post it.Penis Song - Unknown

I think in my next life I will come back as a man so I can have a penis...

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 15:56

Reminds me a bit of this, from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation album. Ahem...

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're all blown away!
I haven't heard that for YEARS!!!! :niceone:

Coyote

13th January 2005, 16:32

I haven't heard that for YEARS!!!! :niceone:
A person in my class had the Monty Python CD. We heard that one all the bloody time

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 16:34

A person in my class had the Monty Python CD. We heard that one all the bloody time
shit... last time I heard it, CD's werent fuckin invented!!!!

wari

13th January 2005, 16:53

I DOnt drink VB anymoe ... its poisonn ... and thatsa fact ... :yeah:

BOy oh boy hassit been :sunny: today or what ...

I Tooka di-rect hitt onda verry tipp of m' nose today ... :mellow:

I HAve one cor-ona left inda fridge ... best I go drinkitt ... :spudwave:

F5 Dave

13th January 2005, 17:11

Yeah I might go Polish off a Becks or two with dinner.

PS Foodtown in the Hutt (Welly) at least are having a pretty kickarse wine sale.

Think they are doing the Allan Scott Sav (had a bottle a few nights ago)
But try the Wither Hill, about $5-$6 off so $20 a bottle wine becomes $15. Shweet!

St Clairs Sav is another I think on special & always good drinking. & the Mudhouse Sav is cheaper still & great.

Motoracer

13th January 2005, 17:12

Just because it is you... I wouldn't do it for anyone else mind you... but since you are such an appreciative audience, tonight I will eat a fine meal of curry, so that I may regale you with the splendour of my aromatic and musical bottom burps all the way to Palmerston North. No please, don't thank me. I will do this for free out of the kindness of my heart! :lol:

Awwwww that is so sweet and kind of you!!! I am touched :o. It almost brings a tear to my eye... :confused2 Or is that the smell? :sick: :puke:

wari

13th January 2005, 17:24

...

I Tooka di-rect hitt onda verry tipp of m' nose today ... :mellow:

...:

WHere's my headatt today ... I dunno ... :spudwhat:

IT wassa bee ... gott me right onda endof my nose .... un-belllievabble .. :yeah:

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 18:10

WHere's my headatt today ... I dunno ... :spudwhat:

IT wassa bee ... gott me right onda endof my nose .... un-belllievabble .. :yeah:
A bee? Your poor honker - has it swollen up to twice the size?

MSTRS

13th January 2005, 18:24

Just for RR. Did you know that all smells are particulate - best to set fire to them hmmmm? :sneaky2:

MSTRS

13th January 2005, 18:25

Which reminds me.....farts smell so that deaf people can enjoy them too :laugh:

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 18:29

Which reminds me.....farts smell so that deaf people can enjoy them too :laugh:
:killingme :killingme So it really sucks when you have a deaf captive audience, you do an almighty ripper of a fart, butt cheeks quivering from the aftershock, loud as a.. well a loud thingee, and then the bastard doesn't smell. Happens every time...

Hooks

13th January 2005, 18:32

has it swollen up to twice the size?

Oh OH OH ...... pass the bee !!! :banana: :doobey: :soon:

MSTRS

13th January 2005, 18:36

so RR, get some new friends that will appreciate you for what you can do, not for who you are :blink:

Hitcher

13th January 2005, 18:36

Oh OH OH ...... pass the bee !!!
Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four
Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee has got to be
Vis a vis its entity.
-d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.
-Singing!...
All sing: La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Leader: Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
All yell: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Leader: I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer's afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
All sing: He loves him carnally...
Leader: Semi-carnally.
(speaks)
The End.
Voice: Cyril Connolly?
Leader: No, semi-carnally.
Voice: Oh.
All sing: (Quietly)
Cyril Connolly

NordieBoy

13th January 2005, 19:05

Blakamin

13th January 2005, 19:10

It's Monty Pythons "Not the Noel Coward Song"
I knew it was python!!!!

MSTRS

13th January 2005, 19:11

I knew it was python!!!!
No skiting please, there are children viewing this

Riff Raff

13th January 2005, 20:35

Today's bottom burpy brewings have such an unusual aroma, I'm thinking of bottling them. PM me if you would like a sample... :banana:

13th January 2005, 22:37

Imagine the fun in the ambulance, patient strapped in and you let rip with a good one....hehehehe :laugh:

Al

StoneChucker

13th January 2005, 22:46

I think in my next life I will come back as a man so I can have a penis...

For Sale:
1 Penis, hardly used, with a bodykit. Been highly polished. Comes with instructions.

Make an offer.

Indiana_Jones

13th January 2005, 22:50

That "drinking injury" I got on the side of my head has gone now, no idea how da hell I got it lol, last thing i remember was singing summer of 69 and vauge images of lying on a deck vommiting :stupid:

Don't play circle of DEATH

-Indy

jrandom

13th January 2005, 23:40

For Sale:
1 Penis, hardly used, with a bodykit. Been highly polished. Comes with instructions.

Make an offer.

Also For Sale:

1 Penis, well run in and regularly serviced. One careful owner. Polishing has been neglected of late, but a good finish will undoubtedly return with careful grooming.

Third party has first right of refusal and may develop homicidal tendencies toward any bidders.

Warning: has tendency to generate ongoing maintenance problems, which are likely to disappear of their own accord within twenty years but require expensive attention in the interim.

John

13th January 2005, 23:55

i reply becuase I can, and also I'm not talking of penis. end the war.

scumdog

14th January 2005, 02:30

The disappointment of farting while riding a motorbike is that NOBODY get to appreciate the fart - and they can be a whole lot harder to 'discharge'.

Jantar

14th January 2005, 02:35

The disappointment of farting while riding a motorbike is that NOBODY get to appreciate the fart - and they can be a whole lot harder to 'discharge'.

This problem can easily be overcome by wearing one piece leathers fastened up real tight. The aroma can then be stored up until the time is right, then just unzip your leathers and let everyone enjoy the experience.
:laugh:

scumdog

14th January 2005, 02:58

I have been known on occasion to be able to do it in one :D
As for farting. Im still learning my fathers tricks, i.e. One fart per step in the family house from the garage level, to the living level (approx 10). Then blame it on squeaky wood.

Had a mate who could fart the first few bars of The Star Spangled Banner... :eek5: .

Hitcher

14th January 2005, 08:15

Today's bottom burpy brewings have such an unusual aroma, I'm thinking of bottling them. PM me if you would like a sample...
Could you please fax me one?

MSTRS

14th January 2005, 08:22

Also For Sale:
require expensive attention in the interim.
Ahem....not wanting to appear pedantic or anything....but this would seem to be a typo. I think you meant *expa nsive* :lol:

pete376403

14th January 2005, 22:24

I think in my next life I will come back as a man so I can have a penis...
But as a woman you can have as many as you want.

Skunk

15th January 2005, 18:23

What was the subject again? Oh yeah, I remember.

Beach House Wines. Try it if you can find it. Related to Roosters Beer. :shifty:

Ms Piggy

15th January 2005, 18:49

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - Macs Blonde - yum, yum, yum! :2thumbsup

Riff Raff

15th January 2005, 18:53

I'm drinking Cider tonight....not doing terribly wellwith burping- need more practice. However my farts....

StoneChucker

15th January 2005, 19:10

I'm drinking Cider tonight....not doing terribly wellwith burping- need more practice. However my farts....
Funny you should mention that, I ate a heap of potent xmas cake last night :moon:
bwahahaha

Pickle

15th January 2005, 20:21

Beach House Wines. Try it if you can find it. Related to Roosters Beer. :shifty:

Ah yes Beach House wines - do a dam fine dry reisling

Good strip of road that starting at Gannets Bar, Beach House wines then 2 more wineries and a cafe before the end of the road

Skunk

15th January 2005, 20:38

However my farts....Your farts... yes... do go on. :confused2

MSTRS

15th January 2005, 20:41

Your farts... yes... do go on. :confused2
No no no don't encourage her. She'll get all carried away & go for the big one (and undo all the osteo's good work with the strain) :whistle:

scumdog

16th January 2005, 01:08

Somebody let the 'big one' go at the Southie tonight, it was enough to gag a skunk - and is wasn't me!! :o

Sorry Skunk, I didn't mean you, I know it would take a whole lot more to gag you!! :shit:

marty

16th January 2005, 03:33

The disappointment of farting while riding a motorbike is that NOBODY get to appreciate the fart - and they can be a whole lot harder to 'discharge'.

i thought that is what pillions are for...

Skunk

16th January 2005, 12:09

Somebody let the 'big one' go at the Southie tonight, it was enough to gag a skunk - and is wasn't me!! :o

Sorry Skunk, I didn't mean you, I know it would take a whole lot more to gag you!! :shit:I'm just sorry I wasn't there to compete with it. :moon:

inlinefour

16th January 2005, 13:52

Joni

16th January 2005, 18:10

However the want for alcoholic beverages has since passed me by along with my youth... :doh:

I think you need a drink.... :confused:

Skunk

16th January 2005, 18:29

However the want for alcoholic beverages has since passed me by along with my youth... :doh:And to stop posting to really old threads... :pinch:

MSTRS

16th January 2005, 21:55

A dastardly plot exposed. My son & RR conspiring to tell lies about me "dropping the Gixxer". (Don't let on that I did) :sweatdrop

sels1

17th January 2005, 22:21

Had a mate who could fart the first few bars of The Star Spangled Banner... :eek5: .

I can do "shave and a haircut" some mornings....

Skunk

18th January 2005, 09:00

I think you need a drink.... :confused:Isn't that off topic? :Pokey:

Riff Raff

18th January 2005, 09:07

A dastardly plot exposed. My son & RR conspiring to tell lies about me "dropping the Gixxer". (Don't let on that I did) :sweatdrop
I haven't told a soul.... but maybe you should come out and confess!!!

Riff Raff

18th January 2005, 09:09

No no no don't encourage her. She'll get all carried away & go for the big one (and undo all the osteo's good work with the strain) :whistle:
:o Sadly I cannot compete with Two Smoker's farts at the moment... His are loud and proud whilst mine are just little parps today.

MSTRS

18th January 2005, 10:40

I haven't told a soul.... but maybe you should come out and confess!!!
You must be the soul of discretion. Wasn't my fault - I was cleaning it and it went off, honest.

MSTRS

18th January 2005, 11:04

Oh all right, I admit it. I dropped one :killingme

hXc

18th January 2005, 11:16

Oh all right, I admit it. I dropped one :killingme

So MSTRS you dropped one....GSXR 1100 :banana: :lol: this is sort of what happened to the bike... :thud: ...just as a reanactment.
It's allright everyone has done it once (except for me cause i fell off and broke my thumb :2thumbsup ) So thats another beating to a bike on the list along with trying to teach your son (me) to do dohnuts but it sometimes help if your not in 2nd :2thumbsup
Well i might shut up now before i get a beating like his bike did :lol: and im gunna make my getaway now :scooter: :shake: :killingme

Riff Raff

18th January 2005, 11:25

So MSTRS you dropped one....GSXR 1100
MSTRS I bet you're going to regret introducing your son to KB - no secret is safe now!!!

MSTRS

18th January 2005, 11:34

MSTRS I bet you're going to regret introducing your son to KB - no secret is safe now!!!
Oh how easy it is to be smart AFTER the fact. FYI I got blindsided :thud:

hXc

18th January 2005, 11:34

All is revealed now! :killingme :blah: No secret is safe with XhardxcoreX on the loose :sly: :2thumbsup :wavey: :rockon:

MSTRS

18th January 2005, 11:49

Why oh why didn't I listen to my mother when I was still young & sparkly-eyed.
Kids are a (heavily disguised) blessing really. No, it's true. Isn't it?

Riff Raff

18th January 2005, 12:08

Why oh why didn't I listen to my mother when I was still young & sparkly-eyed.
Kids are a (heavily disguised) blessing really. No, it's true. Isn't it?
Hold him down and fart in his face! :shifty: It won't solve anything, probably start a war or something, but you'll feel really good at the time!