Who would you turn gay for?

[alley cat]

Dont freak out............ a hypothetical question.

Man up and spill the beans:baby:

PINK is a hottie:o:love:

[jrandom]

Presumably you're asking girls. Never met a woman who didn't consider fucking other women at least a possibility. 'Turn gay', pfft. Most women exist in a grey zone with no more than a preference one way or the other.

Male sexuality isn't that fluid, though, so don't expect the boys to respond to this thread seriously.

Well, apart from YamahaR64Life. He has some interesting fantasies about Valentino Rossi.

[sinfull]

Ummmmm any chick really, well no thats a lie cause you used the word TURN ! I've known i am a lesbian from the very first girl on girl movie i saw, I mean them girls weren't doing nothing i wouldn't so i must be !

[nodrog]

Kornholio.

[James Deuce]

Not without my $20.

[007XX]

*this thread was bound to be a train wreck from the start :doh:*

Well, anyway since it is an hypothetical question...I'd turn for Angelina Jolie anyday.

[Laava]

Chuck Norris mainly cos he wouldn't be ringing up after

[Number One]

OMG who wouldn't I turn gay for :rolleyes: I concur with 007 about Angelina...she has really grown on me over time.

Others though would be Beyonce, Heidi Klum, Mrs Kendog, Carmen Electra, Halle Berry, Mrs Kendog, wow actually it's a wonder I haven't already run off with a woman :eek: I put that down to my HOT HOT man actually :yes:

Oh and on another note...no one could scare me lesbian quite so quick as that Carver fellow...he has been propositioning me...something about a hair cut and an all blacks jersey :puke: DOUBT IT LITTLE MAN YOU COULDN'T AFFORD OR SATISFY ME!

[Flatcap]

Please define "Gay"

Is that just mincing around in an italian suit saying "Faaabulous"

Or does in involve full anal intercourse?

[007XX]

Others though would be Beyonce, Heidi Klum, Mrs Kendog, Carmen Electra, Halle Berry, Mrs Kendog, wow actually it's a wonder I haven't already run off with a woman

:shit: WHAT??? and what about me???

Fine, I'll run away with Stirts then :done: :love:

[Number One]

:shit: WHAT??? and what about me???

Fine, I'll run away with Stirts then :done: :love:
I didn't want to appear presumptious my love...yes definitely YOU and STIRTS and MRS KENDOG of course! :love: Actually and Flame too and while I'm at it....:rofl:

[Patch]

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/fluff/meanboys.jpg

[jrandom]

yes definitely YOU and STIRTS and MRS KENDOG of course! :love: Actually and Flame too and while I'm at it....:rofl:

Y'know, I bet you wouldn't, in reality.

:sherlock:

[Number One]

ANd boys are smelly too....

[jrandom]

boys are smelly

So are girls.

[Number One]

Y'know, I bet you wouldn't, in reality.

:sherlock:
SOunds like a dare to me...oh well - you'll never see pics lets just say that...anyway they are all connected already and not one of them has even hinted they'd turn gay for me :rolleyes:

[Patch]

SOunds like a dare to me...oh well - you'll never see pics lets just say that...anyway they are all connected already and not one of them has even hinted they'd turn gay for me :rolleyes:
tickets for sale anyone - bring ya own popcorn.

[jrandom]

SOunds like a dare to me...oh well - you'll never see pics lets just say that...

As you have already pointed out, there are many pictures of women having sex with each other on the internet already.

www.abbywinters.com ftw.

But I wasn't fishing for a salacious response; I genuinely suspect that you wouldn't actually be very likely to ever have sex with another woman.

I mean, how old are you now?

And have you, yet?

:sunny:

[Number One]

I wasn't fishing for a salacious response; I genuinely suspect that you wouldn't actually be very likely to ever have sex with another woman.

I mean, how old are you now?

And have you, yet?

:sunny:
Oh you weren't! :lol:

I'm Dirty Thirty and without wanting to scare some of my 'admired' girls off Actually YES I have had sex with a woman before - so there!

[Patch]

I mean, how old are you now?

And have you, yet?

:sunny:
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/jfa0192l.jpg



YES I have
:laugh: got owned there pip squeak :laugh:

[jrandom]

Actually YES I have had sex with a woman before - so there!

That is so totally awesome.

I'll just be away from my desk for five minutes...

[jrandom]

*cartoon awesomeness*

Settle, petal, this thread is nothing but crap.

:hug:

[Patch]

Settle, petal, this thread is nothing but crap.

:hug:
I know, you hold the most posts in here :cool:

[Number One]

That is so totally awesome.

I'll just be away from my desk for five minutes...
It's not actually that uncommon. When I was a tech student girls were giving lesbianism a really good go! Too many drugs, too much drinking and not enough MEN around...just idiot boys whose main interest was to get as plastered as they could cos that made them really really cool...no wonder we started looking at each other.

[007XX]

Oh you weren't! :lol:

I'm Dirty Thirty and without wanting to scare some of my 'admired' girls off Actually YES I have had sex with a woman before - so there!

That's my guuuurrrrlll :clap: (why would you think you're scaring anybody?)

C'mere you :hug:

Oh and disclaimer: no, that lucky other girl wasn't me :p

[Number One]

That's my guuuurrrrlll :clap: (why would you think you're scaring anybody?)

C'mere you :hug:

Oh and disclaimer: no, that lucky other girl wasn't me :p
She was rather similar though...long wavy golden syrup hair and also a hottie. Infact I wonder where she is at these days....:shutup:

[jrandom]

I know, you hold the most posts in here :cool:

If you don't enjoy shooting the shit and discussions without much point, why read this thread, then?

And, on a more general point, if you think a post of mine in a more serious thread lacks value, how about addressing what's wrong with it instead of just blurting "Bah buggerybollocks bullshit!" onto the thread?

Even if I'm wrong about something, your content-free ejaculations add even less than I do.

[Patch]

why don't you say what you really feel Sir Random??

[jrandom]

why don't you say what you really feel Sir Random??

Hmm?

I just did.

:confused:

See, now we're just derailing the thread.

Anyway, if I hadn't jumped in, #1 might not have ended up admitting to that episode of blonde rug munching, and the thread would be way less awesome.

So I do occasionally add value.

;)

[mark247]

Isnt this website ment to be Kiwibikers not Kiwidykers???? Fark. lol.

[007XX]

Isnt this website ment to be Kiwibikers not Kiwidykers???? Fark. lol.

You're just pissy cos there are no pics on offer, aren't you?

C'mon boys...participate nicely will ya?

So far, only Laava admitted to a life long wet dream for Chuck Norris...

Or is the challenge of "tell all" too hot for you guys to handle, hmmm? :dodge:

[scrivy]

Ok Dudettes,
all this 'talk' has now got me monitoring this thread..........:cool:

[jrandom]

C'mon boys...participate nicely will ya?

I'd turn gay for kiwifruit, but he says he wants to keep his anal virginity for marriage.

[Patch]

C'mon boys...participate nicely will ya?
don't know what ever you mean??









Never thought about a bloke that way before. Not likely too either. Hairy backs - ewwwwwwwwww

[ManDownUnder]

Isnt this website ment to be Kiwibikers not Kiwidykers???? Fark. lol.

Dude - each to their own.

I wouldn't turn gay for anyone because I'm not. I was hit by a Bi guy on a couple of times and found it very flattering, but the "desire" was one way only. No big deal. He's happy being who he is, and I'm happy being who I am.

[mark247]

You're just pissy cos there are no pics on offer, aren't you?

C'mon boys...participate nicely will ya?

So far, only Laava admitted to a life long wet dream for Chuck Norris...

Or is the challenge of "tell all" too hot for you guys to handle, hmmm? :dodge:

hahahaha im sorry ill be more "open minded" next time :bleh::blip:

[nodrog]

Isnt this website ment to be Kiwibikers not Kiwidykers???? Fark. lol.

theres a difference between lesbians and Dykes, a lesso likes to lick abit of minge, a dyke generally hates men, but trys to be one.




So far, only Laava admitted to a life long wet dream for Chuck Norris...



has all that masturbating made you blind?

[007XX]

I'd turn gay for kiwifruit, but he says he wants to keep his anal virginity for marriage.

Somehow, I can't blame him tbh...


Never thought about a bloke that way before. Not likely too either. Hairy backs - ewwwwwwwwww

Helps to hang on when on a rough ride!


Ok Dudettes,
all this 'talk' has now got me monitoring this thread..........:cool:

With eyelids half closed and a hands on approach I bet!

[mark247]

theres a difference between lesbians and Dykes, a lesso likes to lick abit of minge, a dyke generally hates men, but trys to be one.

This sounds complex

[007XX]

hahahaha im sorry ill be more "open minded" next time :bleh::blip:

That's more like it!


theres a difference between lesbians and Dykes, a lesso likes to lick abit of minge, a dyke generally hates men, but trys to be one.

mmmm, interesting...although I am not so sure that they would all agree with your take on the subject.


has all that masturbating made you blind?

Nope, just very pleasantly tingly and a little sleepy :bleh:

[alley cat]

By the way you boys are squabbling you must surley be into a bit of man on man hypotheticly:shutup:




theres a difference between lesbians and Dykes, a lesso likes to lick abit of minge, a dyke generally hates men, but trys to be one.


Qoute of the century LMFAO:2thumbsup

[Patch]

theres a difference between lesbians and Dykes, a lesso likes to lick abit of minge, a dyke generally hates men, but trys to be one.
he's not the only one of that opinion - few man haters around

[Grub]

Man up and spill the beans

So .... ? Answer your own question.

[Grub]

ANd boys are smelly too....

At least we don't smell like yesterday's Catch of the Day :msn-wink:

[Patch]

At least we don't smell like yesterday's Catch of the Day
bit of sauce - still tastes good

be sure to give the poke test tho - spongy . . . hard . . . spongy . . . hard

[Number One]

At least we don't smell like yesterday's Catch of the Day :msn-wink:
O Grub...Did you HAVE TO?!

[Grub]

O Grub...Did you HAVE TO?!

Well .... yes

[Trudes]

I'm Dirty Thirty and without wanting to scare some of my 'admired' girls off Actually YES I have had sex with a woman before - so there!
Hmmm, reallllllly!! I'd fuck you if we were both that way inclined...


Oh and disclaimer: no, that lucky other girl wasn't me :p
Me neither!

I have a friend who was always into her men until she hooked up with a lesbian in Aussie. Didn't last too long, she said it was like screwing herself and there were just too many hormones and emotions to ever work. I can imagine!!
Personally I prefer cock, but there are definitely things about women that are appealing. Women generally smell pretty good, long soft hair is nice and there's something very nice about a soft womanly body, like nice curvy boobies.
Anyway I regress, I don't know about 'turning gay' for any of them but I quite like the look of Nicole Kidman, Claudia Schiffer, Scarlett Johansson and Hilary Duff's a bit of a cutie...... blonde or brunette.

[nodrog]

At least we don't smell like yesterday's Catch of the Day :msn-wink:

or the dunny door off a fishing trawler :gob:

[alley cat]

So .... ? Answer your own question.

I did already, but for the record.
Pink!
gwen stefani maybe, and carmen electra would be on my list too.

[Number One]

I have a friend who was always into her men until she hooked up with a lesbian in Aussie. Didn't last too long, she said it was like screwing herself and there were just too many hormones and emotions to ever work. I can imagine!! Personally I prefer cock

YUP been there done that :yawn: and it was an experience I enjoyed as I was the receiver...how can you NOT enjoy that :lol: A relationship though :crazy: FARK NO! hormones and emotions indeed!

BTW - Kendog doesn't need to worry about me whisking you away either - I also prefer cock, one in particular actually :bleh:

[CB ARGH]

Simple, I wouldn't. But my brother would.

[jrandom]

At least we don't smell like yesterday's Catch of the Day :msn-wink:

:woohoo:

KkEHFJbTeOI

[jrandom]

it was an experience I enjoyed as I was the receiver...

Did she go down on you, or was it fingers only?

[Number One]

Did she ....
I have already said too much :lol: AND like I'm going to give you buggers any more information to fuel your wankfests :rolleyes:

[imdying]

*fap fap fap*

[nodrog]

Did she go down on you, or was it fingers only?

or scissor action?

[jrandom]

or scissor action?

Oddly enough, most girls don't seem to think of that on their own until someone points out the possibility.

I bet it was a man who originally came up with the idea of that position.

Edit: Can't have been; #1 said she was the 'receiver'.


I have already said too much :lol:

I bet it was fingers only.

:(

[Number One]

I bet it was fingers only. :(

Not taking the bait...go fish somewhere else :rolleyes:

[jrandom]

Not taking the bait...go fish somewhere else

It's all right. You totally get major points already for telling us about it in the first place.

:hug:

*fap fap fap*

[nodrog]

I bet it was fingers only.

:(

i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved

[Jez]

who would i turn gay for? ... id have to say ill stick with my hot Japanese girls, roll em over they look like a guy without the hairy ass ... thats as close to gay as im going :P

[Number One]

i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved
:rofl: You boys are really having some fun with this aren't ya?! :rolleyes:

Slow day at work me thinks.....

[007XX]

i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved

Kind of sad that a vegetable should do a better job of it than you boys, eh! :whistle:

[jrandom]

i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved

We should open a book on this.

I'll pay:

$40.00 on the scissors
$30.00 on full fisting
$20.00 on fresh produce
$3.00 on use of purpose-built toys
$1.60 on fingers only
$2.50 on a chow-down
$8.00 on any form of anal penetration

and give Number One two thirds of the book profits if she fesses up.

Gentlemen, place your bets.

[Number One]

I'll pay:

$40.00 on the scissors
$30.00 on full fisting
$20.00 on fresh produce
$3.00 on use of purpose-built toys
$1.60 on fingers only
$2.50 on a chow-down
$8.00 on any form of anal penetration

and give Number One two thirds of the book profits if she fesses up.

Gentlemen, place your bets.
So do you have a grand to spare do ya? :shutup:

[jrandom]

So do you have a grand to spare do ya? :shutup:

I'm pretty sure Finn would underwrite me on this venture.

Edit: Most likely interpretation of that comment is obviously that she got it in up to her wrist. Odds duly modified, a fisting bet now pays only $5.00.

[nodrog]

:rofl: You boys are really having some fun with this aren't ya?! :rolleyes:


not as much fun as the vege bin in your fridge.


Kind of sad that a vegetable should do a better job of it than you boys, eh! :whistle:

its kind of sad that your experiences have made you come to this conclusion. does your man know that a bushell of limp celery out performs him in the bedroom?

[jrandom]

its kind of sad that your experiences have made you come to this conclusion. does your man know that a bushell of limp celery out performs him in the bedroom?

Oh, gawd, did you have to push the button to trigger the inevitable post implying how awesome 007XY is, no really, etc?

I will now take any very quick bets over the next 30 seconds on the number of different smileys that get used in it.

[Number One]

not as much fun as the vege bin in your fridge

I have no need for veges now...except for juicing...hubby has more than enough meat to keep me on the straight and narrow :msn-wink:

[scrivy]

Did she go down on you, or was it fingers only?
Personally, I'm thinking latex fist, or strap on........ :Punk::woohoo::clap: does wonders for me.....:whistle:

I have already said too much :lol: AND like I'm going to give you buggers any more information to fuel your wankfests :rolleyes: BLING given!! What's it gunna cost me for more info......... :devil2:

It's all right. You totally get major points already for telling us about it in the first place.
:hug:
*fap fap fap*
Too true!!

[007XX]

its kind of sad that your experiences have made you come to this conclusion. does your man know that a bushell of limp celery out performs him in the bedroom?

Oh, what a very unpredictable come back ...is that the best you can do? :bleh:

Right, so I'll humour you...first of all, I said "boys", and trust me, my man is just that: a man.

And secondly, only an insecure being would lack in enough balls to imagine himself "all that is necessary in the bedroom".

Don't tell me that no toys WHATSOEVER has ever been part of your bedroom play? :shit: :yawn:

[jrandom]

hubby has more than enough meat to keep me on the straight and narrow :msn-wink:

And, ladies and gentlemen, we now have Number One, out of the starting gates with only a single smiley.

It's like the final time trial stage in the Tour de France, though - the lesser performers always go first.

Still time to place those bets!

[jrandom]

:bleh: :shit: :yawn:

Three smileys, folks, that's three smileys, sorry to y'all that didn't get it right this time, but keep on betting!

[scrivy]

So do you have a grand to spare do ya? :shutup:

What??? We talkin rimjobs here????

[007XX]

Oh, gawd, did you have to push the button to trigger the inevitable post implying how awesome 007XY is, no really, etc?

I will now take any very quick bets over the next 30 seconds on the number of different smileys that get used in it.

:lol: oh and: :motu:.......:nya:

*is that enough smilies for ya?*

[Number One]

And, ladies and gentlemen, we now have Number One, out of the starting gates with only a single smiley.

I'm into minimalist stylings sometime less SAYS MORE :lol:

[jrandom]

I'm into minimalist stylings sometime less SAYS MORE :lol:

Sorry, too late for excuses. Now Sully60 knows for the rest of time that he only has a single-smiley penis.

Hope nobody links Stickchick to this thread.

[scrivy]

Jrandom, I suggest going and washing your hands about now!!!!
Time to change the tissues too!!!!????? :bleh:

[Number One]

:lol: shhhhhhhhhhhh dammit man - you gonna get me in trouble :shutup:

ANYWAY - he knows how I feel about his cock

[scrivy]

Maybe this thread should have been called:
"Boys, who would you spank your monkey for?"

[Number One]

NWS...sorry couldn't find the R tag for this....

http://www.coedhumor.com/images/posters/600/lesbians-without.jpg

[nodrog]

Oh, what a very unpredictable come back ...is that the best you can do? :bleh:

Right, so I'll humour you...first of all, I said "boys", and trust me, my man is just that: a man.

And secondly, only an insecure being would lack in enough balls to imagine himself "all that is necessary in the bedroom".

Don't tell me that no toys WHATSOEVER has ever been part of your bedroom play? :shit: :yawn:

you are going to need a bigger spade than that to dig out of that hole.

[007XX]

Hope nobody links Stickchick to this thread.

I'm sure no one would be that nasty...:innocent:

[scrivy]

you are going to need a bigger spade than that to dig out of that hole.

Which hole??

[nodrog]

Which hole??

whatever one the turnip isnt in.

[Number One]

:lol: I see Stickchick has arrived....come on then - how smiley worthy is your mans ahem....just for the record you understand...

[007XX]

you are going to need a bigger spade than that to dig out of that hole.

Meh...How about: I fancy your woman rotten, can I borrow her sometime?
Is that a big enough spade? :D

[martybabe]

Sorry, too late for excuses. Now Sully60 knows for the rest of time that he only has a single-smiley penis.

Hope nobody links Stickchick to this thread.


wish I had a smiley penis, I could entertain ladies on the bus with it. :laugh:

[Joni]

Hmm, for me it would be Carmen Electra... reckon she is pretty hot! :sunny:

Seeing we are talking hypothetically here, if we took it closer to home! Planna would be the lady!

:done:

[nodrog]

Meh...How about: I fancy your woman rotten, can I borrow her sometime?
Is that a big enough spade? :D

as long as she pre cooks my eggs, sure not a problem.

[marioc]

Ok well if it was literally a matter of life or death.
Brad Pitt or Sean Connery or the fag off coro st lol

[Number One]

Seeing we are talking hypothetically here, if we took it closer to home! Planna would be the lady!

:done:
oo yeah she's hot...well not that I've ever seen her but I likey her posts :lol:

[scrivy]

Meh...How about: I fancy your woman rotten, can I borrow her sometime?
:D

Errrr....... I have a spare room and a camera (no face shots will be taken), and a well stocked fridge of veges..........
I'll pay money......... :shifty:

Ok, ok, I've gone too far........ back to work! :doh:

[scrivy]

oo yeah she's hot...well not that I've ever seen her but I likey her posts :lol:

You're right, she is hot!! Her posts are fine too!! (She might even take you up on that offer Numberone - If I pay enough cash...)

[Joni]

oo yeah she's hot...well not that I've ever seen her but I likey her posts :lol:She is a hottie in person! :yes:

[Number One]

Now Sully60 knows for the rest of time that he only has a single-smiley penis.

Hope nobody links Stickchick to this thread.

She was here and still NO smilies....awwwww seems you got a no smiley penis :dodge: :girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

[nodrog]

Errrr....... I have..........and a well stocked fridge of veges.......... ........ :shifty:

shouldnt your fridge be full of frozen pies and beer? i thought sidecar racers were supposed to be tough, not some vege eating hippies? you really are a lesbian arent you? :bleh:

[scrivy]

shouldnt your fridge be full of frozen pies and beer? i thought sidecar racers were supposed to be tough, not some vege eating hippies? you really are a lesbian arent you? :bleh:

Who said I eat the veges?????? And about the lesbian thing - Yes, with all my heart!! :laugh:

[nodrog]

Who said I eat the veges??????.....

now i have mental images of you and sidecar bob "training"
:eek5::puke:

[scrivy]

now i have mental images of you and sidecar bob "training"
:eek5::puke:

Oh dude, steady on!! Don't change the topic of this lovely thread...... :laugh:

Oh, and if I was a woman, I'd turn gay for......... All woman!!! :2thumbsup

[slofox]

Well if I wasn't a heterosexual, I'm pretty sure I'd be a lesbian......

[007XX]

Hmm, for me it would be Carmen Electra... reckon she is pretty hot! :sunny:

Seeing we are talking hypothetically here, if we took it closer to home! Planna would be the lady!

:done:

Oh good call, I forgot about Carmen. Haven't had the pleasure of meeting Planna yet, but she has an awesome sense of humour too!


Errrr....... I have a spare room and a camera (no face shots will be taken), and a well stocked fridge of veges..........
I'll pay money......... :shifty:

Ok, ok, I've gone too far........ back to work! :doh:

Oh so very selfless, it is admirable! :p

[Stirts]

:shit: WHAT??? and what about me???

Fine, I'll run away with Stirts then :done: :love:

Oh I see....I am just seconds to you :girlfight: :cry:


and not one of them has even hinted they'd turn gay for me :rolleyes:

I'd do you and 007XX (even though she pines after you I still take a sympathy root! And CARMEN ELECTRA and ANGELINA JOLIE and FERGIE FROM BEP'S and JESSICA ALBA and and and.....

BUT really I just like mans meat too much!!!!

[Number One]

I'd do you and 007XX (even though she pines after you I still take a sympathy root! And CARMEN ELECTRA and ANGELINA JOLIE and FERGIE FROM BEP'S and JESSICA ALBA and and and.....
oo yeah Jessica...now she IS HOT HOT HOTTTTTTTTT

And thanks...it means alot to know that you would do me :ol:

[007XX]

Oh I see....I am just seconds to you :girlfight: :cry:



I'd do you and 007XX (even though she pines after you I still take a sympathy root! And CARMEN ELECTRA and ANGELINA JOLIE and FERGIE FROM BEP'S and JESSICA ALBA and and and.....

BUT really I just like mans meat too much!!!!

Don't be silly woman...I knew you first! And I cleared the way with your man, so what more do you want?

bloody demanding females...no wonder I'm not gay! :rolleyes:

[jrandom]

And thanks...it means alot to know that you would do me

Mm, see, this is what I was talking about with my first post on the thread.

'Heterosexual' women having sex with each other really isn't anything out of the ordinary, and certainly doesn't constitute 'turning gay'.

[enigma51]

If any of the ladies dont want to be fully gay i will joing in for free!

Its a service i will provide cause im a nice guy

I will not charge either

[Patch]

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/fluff/tn2_carmen_electra_3.jpg
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/fluff/jessica-alba-bikini-07.jpg

[Number One]

'Heterosexual' women having sex with each other really isn't anything out of the ordinary, and certainly doesn't constitute 'turning gay'.

I see your point, ok then....FTR...I have never 'turned gay' :bleh:

[jrandom]

I see your point, ok then....FTR...I have never 'turned gay'

Good girl, that's what we like to hear.

[fizbin]

Isn't the obious answer to this question Rove who else is worth turning gay for?
Hypotheticly speaking of course:laugh:

[MSTRS]

Oh I see....I am just seconds to you :girlfight: :cry:





At least they're not sloppy sec-...:bleh::chase:

[oldrider]

Who would I turn "gay" for? Make that because of and Helen Clark comes to mind immediately but only hypothetically of course! :lol: John.

[Skyryder]

I think real question is not who you would turn gay 'for' but how much would it take to turn gay........ if only once. :msn-wink:


Skyryder

[puddy]

TOO EASY! I'd turn gay for BOOMER! :eek5:(Sorry enigma51, I know he's ya HERO!)

[Maha]

So do you have a grand to spare do ya? :shutup:


Dont really need the money when one already knows the whos who!!!
Now wasnt this very topic talked about a few weeks ago in person?
Albiet under the influence of some 'Top Shelf'....
Let me see, where do I start?.....:shifty:
All I can say at this point is that, a certain 'Friend' of your's NOW lives within the Auckland area??
Or have I said too much?....:shutup:

[scracha]

oo yeah Jessica...now she IS HOT HOT HOTTTTTTTTT

And thanks...it means alot to know that you would do me :ol:
Bwahahahah..

Umm...I'm probably cheap but I'd probably be Ewan Mcgregor's Padawan for well under a million. It'd be one hell of a Jedi night.

[fireball]

im sorry but i do not know who i would turn gay for......;)

[Number One]

Dont really need the money when one already knows the whos who!!!
Now wasnt this very topic talked about a few weeks ago in person?
Albiet under the influence of some 'Top Shelf'....
Let me see, where do I start?.....:shifty:
All I can say at this point is that, a certain 'Friend' of your's NOW lives within the Auckland area??
Or have I said too much?....:shutup:
What you talkin about Willis...too much top shelf - can't remember what I said...oh dear :confused:

[Maha]

What you talkin about Willis...too much top shelf - can't remember what I said...oh dear :confused:

Oh come on!!!
Message in a bottle??....ring a bell??..;)

[nodrog]

Dont really need the money when one already knows the whos who!!!
Now wasnt this very topic talked about a few weeks ago in person?
Albiet under the influence of some 'Top Shelf'....
Let me see, where do I start?.....:shifty:
All I can say at this point is that, a certain 'Friend' of your's NOW lives within the Auckland area??
Or have I said too much?....:shutup:

:2thumbsup


What you talkin about Willis...too much top shelf - can't remember what I said...oh dear :confused:

:lol:

and so are the days of our lives....

[enigma51]

TOO EASY! I'd turn gay for BOOMER! :eek5:(Sorry enigma51, I know he's ya HERO!)


Sorry mate eddie has already turn gay for him ...... his taken :crybaby:

[Number One]

Oh come on!!!
Message in a bottle??....ring a bell??..;)
oooo YOU mean when I lived in Devonport :lol:

[Mom]

What you talkin about Willis...too much top shelf - can't remember what I said...oh dear :confused:

Yep, that Tequilla is a killer sometimes for sure :lol:


oooo YOU mean when I lived in Devonport :lol:

Watch him love, he is really sneaky with what he remembers sometimes...:hug:

[boomer]

TOO EASY! I'd turn gay for BOOMER! :eek5:(Sorry enigma51, I know he's ya HERO!)


Sorry mate eddie has already turn gay for him ...... his taken :crybaby:

i aint riding with you two homos AGAIN !!!


:blink::shutup::shit:

[jrandom]

i aint riding you two homos AGAIN !!!

Fair call.

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/tom-cruise/pictures/tom-cruise-picture-2.jpg">

<img src="http://i26.tinypic.com/1zvwsjl.jpg">

Oh baby

-Indy

[rachprice]

hmmm I have always liked charlize theron and kate bekinsale in the underworld...and random girl just looks like she would be fun in bed haha

[peasea]

I'd go to Micheal Douglas's house, punch him in the nose, race out for a sex change and run off with his missus.

Where's my twenty?

[Boob Johnson]

Well if judging by the amount of replies Patch has entered here & his avatar id say its pretty damned obvious who the pillow biter is

Turned? I think he has always been :rofl:

[Number One]

<img src="http://i26.tinypic.com/1zvwsjl.jpg">

Oh baby

-Indy
ewwwww Kevin Bacon has camel toe...although is it called that if you a boy...maybe it's called saddlebags? meh whatever - surely there were better pics of Kevy boy?

[Maha]

All very well on stating who you would turn gay for but, the question has to be asked, would the nominees accept you???? Or indeed, are the nominated people infact, gay?? All I get out of the replies is, it wouldn't take much for some of you switch codes. Seriously, Rove has alot to answer for. :done:

[fire eyes]

:bleh: I would definitely turn gay for RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON!

[jrandom]

... surely there were better pics of Kevy boy?

In some cheesy thriller from a few years back, um, I forget the name, check IMDB, Denise Richards was in it, anyways, at one point toward the end of the film Kevvy boy does a full-frontal walk out of the shower toward the movie camera for your delectation.

:niceone:

[Trudes]

Wild Things

[Number One]

:bleh: I would definitely turn gay for RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON!
Well he is a bit of a girl :dodge: :lol:

[fire eyes]

Actually I would pretty much do anything he wanted me to do :spanking:

[Gwinch]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/johnny_depp.jpg

[jrandom]

*Cap'n Depp*

The thread title says 'turn', sweetie.

[Bren]

Dude - each to their own.

I wouldn't turn gay for anyone because I'm not. I was hit by a Bi guy on a couple of times and found it very flattering, but the "desire" was one way only. No big deal. He's happy being who he is, and I'm happy being who I am.


Funny thing about this post is the blokes name...."Mandownunder" dont ya think thats a bit gay?


or scissor action?
WTF???


i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved
http://omlet.co.uk/images/bass-and-marrow.gif
This guy is getting into the action with a Phallic shaped veggie....although the marrow is actually a fruit by definition.


Who would I turn gay for....NO ONE! I love pussy way too much....
Who would tempt me to go bi...robably the bloke with the best chance sung about precipitation....and it was no Golden Shower...it was Purple Rain...

Prince has to be one of the sexiest men out there, well vocally anyway
His music is always erotic so I can bet he would be able to teach me a thing or two...Not that I need to learn much more, cos I am after all a StudMuffin in bed!
http://images.dailytech.com/nimage/6625_Prince_CV4625961_400.jpg


and would like to know if the rumour is true...."once ya go black ya dont go back"



I will not indite myself any further

[fire eyes]

Funny thing about this post is the blokes name...."Mandownunder" dont ya think thats a bit gay?


WTF???


http://omlet.co.uk/images/bass-and-marrow.gif
This guy is getting into the action with a Phallic shaped veggie....although the marrow is actually a fruit by definition.


Who would I turn gay for....NO ONE! I love pussy way too much....
Who would tempt me to go bi...robably the bloke with the best chance sung about precipitation....and it was no Golden Shower...it was Purple Rain...

Prince has to be one of the sexiest men out there, well vocally anyway
His music is always erotic so I can bet he would be able to teach me a thing or two...Not that I need to learn much more, cos I am after all a StudMuffin in bed!
http://images.dailytech.com/nimage/6625_Prince_CV4625961_400.jpg


and would like to know if the rumour is true...."once ya go black ya dont go back"



I will not indite myself any further
o m g ... prince .. or the artist formally known as .. I am still in shock.

[Number One]

Prince has to be one of the sexiest men out there, well vocally anyway
His music is always erotic so I can bet he would be able to teach me a thing or two...Not that I need to learn much more, cos I am after all a StudMuffin in bed!

Got the name from a friend of yours called Vanessa bet...she told me a fantasy that got me all wet....something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside...oooo what she told me then got me so hot I asked her if we could slide...ooooooo....Get off....23 positions in a one night stand...get off...I'll only call you after if you say I can...get off...let a woman be a woman and a man be a man...get off...if you want to baby here I am - HERE I AM!


EDIT: Oh yeah I never new that Marrow is a fruit...what the fark do ya do with it? We grew zucchinis but let them go a bit...were told we had marrows but farked if I knew what to do with them...other than the obvious suggestions on this thread - however seen the size of a marrow after you've let it grow and grow....I ain't keen to give birth the wrong way!!!

[Bren]

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper

[Number One]

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper
:lol: Excellent!

[Bren]

EDIT: Oh yeah I never new that Marrow is a fruit...what the fark do ya do with it? We grew zucchinis but let them go a bit...were told we had marrows but farked if I knew what to do with them...other than the obvious suggestions on this thread - however seen the size of a marrow after you've let it grow and grow....I ain't keen to give birth the wrong way!!!

I used to slice them, and deep fry them ....man they tasted good....but really fatty done that way...yup....all Squash are fruit (includes Gourds, Zucchini, and Pumpkins....all are closely related to Melons.(no not the bouncy floppy ones)

[Number One]

thanks :niceone: don't have any bling but here have a melon on me :lol:

Warning includes melons...as in the bouncy floppy ones - where's that damn R button on here?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=529&pictureid=6075

[scumdog]

Dont freak out............ a hypothetical question.

Man up and spill the beans:baby:

PINK is a hottie:o:love:

Can't be naffed reading the whole thread but where does your question leave those who are ALREADY gay????:eek:

[Number One]

Can't be naffed reading the whole thread but where does your question leave those who are ALREADY gay????:eek:
Who could switch you back maybe?

:lol:

[scumdog]

Who could switch you back maybe?

:lol:

Any woman scantily clad wearing a pair of 6" heels can switch MY back anytime baby......:shifty:

[Bren]

Any woman scantily clad wearing a pair of 6" heels can switch MY back anytime baby......:shifty:

things dont always appear as they seem...just make sure that woman aint hiding her sausage!

[Number One]

Any woman scantily clad wearing a pair of 6" heels can switch MY back anytime baby......:shifty:
Like this...http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/117085926_45828bee4b.jpg?v=0

[Number One]

Nah...more like this eh?

http://www.angelsdesire.com/images/original/J2752.jpg

yeah in those heels she could switch my back and front :eek:

[alley cat]

johnny_depp.jpg

oh he is lovely:love:

opps this is all about gayness.......how about that chick off 'LOST', shes quite a lovely thing:innocent:

[Number One]

oh he is lovely:love:

opps this is all about gayness.......how about that chick off 'LOST', shes quite a lovely thing:innocent:
I wonder if you mean Freckles...aka Evangeline LIlly...and yes...she is a hottie...eve if she doesn't have any tits...I got enough for both of us anyway :bleh:

[alley cat]

I wonder if you mean Freckles...aka Evangeline LIlly...and yes...she is a hottie...eve if she doesn't have any tits...I got enough for both of us anyway :bleh:

Thats her! I wouldnt miss the boobs, id prefer sporty chicks myself.
Hypotheticly:cool:

[Number One]

Thats her! I wouldnt miss the boobs, id prefer sporty chicks myself.
Hypotheticly:cool:
I am athletic - very strong gymnasts thighs...but I have girly curves and decent jugs...so you and I will never work! :crybaby:

[HenryDorsetCase]

I am athletic - very strong gymnasts thighs...but I have girly curves and decent jugs...so you and I will never work! :crybaby:

so I am surfing through the post listing this morning, scanning for interesting stuff. and your post WINS, BY A HUUUUUGE MARGIN, the prize for "best cocktease post ever on KB, and its far too early on a Thursday morning to be thinking about this stuff, but if you wanted to post some photos, that would be OK too....." ;)

brightened my day considerably, cheers.

[Number One]

:lol: you clearly weren't logged in about this time yesterday sir but thanks :sunny: AND you might get a wee gift on your profile...if you play your cards right ....:devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

Funny thing about this post is the blokes name...."Mandownunder" dont ya think thats a bit gay?

LOL... exactly whose insecurities did you want to expose?

[alley cat]

I am athletic - very strong gymnasts thighs...but I have girly curves and decent jugs...so you and I will never work! :crybaby:

alas, all is lost:msn-wink:

[jrandom]

very strong gymnasts thighs...but I have girly curves and decent jugs...

"Attention all fat bastards: bring supplies if you travel to the capital, someone already ate all the pies"?

Duly noted.

[Number One]

"Attention all fat bastards: bring supplies if you travel to the capital, someone already ate all the pies"?

Duly noted.
:lol: cheeky bitch!

[Sully60]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=77144&d=1195450116

I dollar for my thoughts?

[BIHB@0610]

What??? We talkin rimjobs here????

Did I mention my tongue's so long I can stick it up my own nose? Pointy little tip too ..... :shifty:

[BIHB@0610]

Seeing we are talking hypothetically here, if we took it closer to home! Planna would be the lady! :done:


oo yeah she's hot...well not that I've ever seen her but I likey her posts :lol:


You're right, she is hot!! Her posts are fine too!! (She might even take you up on that offer Numberone - If I pay enough cash...)


Oh good call, I forgot about Carmen. Haven't had the pleasure of meeting Planna yet, but she has an awesome sense of humour too!

Oh so very selfless, it is admirable! :p

Oh my goodness! Why thank you chickadees (and Scrivy!). There's nothing like a bit of mental lesbianism to welcome in a wicked weekend!

I'll catch up with you in Christchurch in September Joni :love:

NumberOne - am in Wellington in August :love:

007XX - am in Auckland next week :love:

Scrivy - will see you in October. Should I bring the non-mol board? :love:

:first: :second: :third: :grouphug:

[Cruisin' Craig]

[SIZE="1"]

Well, anyway since it is an hypothetical question...I'd turn for Angelina Jolie anyday.

My wife has said from the start that the only person she'd leave me for is Angelina Jolie. So apparently you ain't alone.

[jrandom]

007XX - am in Auckland next week :love:

Can I get in on that?

[kiwifruit]

Eddie, on the LG sponsored GSXR1000 in the vic series.

[scrivy]

Did I mention my tongue's so long I can stick it up my own nose? Pointy little tip too ..... :shifty:

Um, Planna, that would be called a nose-job, not a rimjob!!

But I like your thinking!!!

[scrivy]

Can I get in on that?

Dude..... Get in line mate - I started it....... :bleh:

Bastard, I need to go to the loo again......... :laugh:

[007XX]

007XX - am in Auckland next week :love:


Excellent!!! :clap: Make sure to get in touch.


My wife has said from the start that the only person she'd leave me for is Angelina Jolie. So apparently you ain't alone.

Ay...trust me, I know. Just as well I'm not obsessive about my fantasies, eh?


Can I get in on that?

No, you can't...now run along, and if you're a really, really good boy, I might tell you all about it afterwards.
*if I disappear, please send the rescue team, cos he's gonna kill me!*

[Number One]

NumberOne - am in Wellington in August :love:

Too right would love to meet you 'in the flesh' :lol:

[flame]

I didn't want to appear presumptious my love...yes definitely YOU and STIRTS and MRS KENDOG of course! :love: Actually and Flame too and while I'm at it....:rofl:

phoooaaaarrrrrr better watch my alcomahol consumption tomorrow night!:lol:

[sidecar bob]

Did I mention my tongue's so long I can stick it up my own nose? Pointy little tip too ..... :shifty:

I already knew that, Eat your heart out Scrivy. :bleh:

Or should that be "spank your monkey scrivy"

[Slicksta]

I would turn gay for carver <3

[Citroenjunkie]

What's the difference between a Gay man and a straight man?

Two Beers:Punk: