The problems with senior sex

[Sully60]

A couple of eighty year olds hook up for some buisness time in the rest home.
Mr Senior rolls off Mrs Senior after completeing the deed and with a pained expression says:

"Gee If I knew you were that dry I would have spat on it first!"

To which she replies:

"If I knew you could still get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

[merv]

When I saw the thread heading I thought you were going to be telling us one of your life's experience stories of another dimension :rolleyes:

[AllanB]

OUCH

Nylon burns on ya ........

[Sully60]

OUCH

Nylon burns on ya ........

Even when ya spit on it?

[oldrider]

I'll bet it made her toes curl..! :Oops: John.

[Stirts]

"That's my Nan, the one with the baggy pantyhose" :eek:

[Sully60]

"That's my Nan, the one with the baggy pantyhose" :eek:

Haha, you remember that ad too:laugh: