Girls, what bike does he have to have for you to get interested?

[Conquiztador]

OK, so we all know that girls will say that personality is what grabs them.

But if we forget the personality, the job, the wallet and the size of the d...

What bike does he need to ride for you to wanna jump on the back?

[Nagash]

A vespa apparently.

[Conquiztador]

OK, so we all know that the bike does not matter...

But if it did, what would be the one that would make the diff?

[Tank]

if you have to ask - you're riding the wrong bike.

Different chicks dig different bikes.

Want a bike bitch - get a cruiser.
Want a hot 18yo - get a sports bike.
Want a little boy - get a Honda.

[yod]

mine, of course

at least thats what my wife reckons

[Conquiztador]

if you have to ask - you're riding the wrong bike.

Different chicks dig different bikes.

Want a bike bitch - get a cruiser.
Want a hot 18yo - get a sports bike.
Want a little boy - get a Honda.

Well, I added a 12 question thgingy to this and it was rejected...

Anyhow: I do not have a problem.

Just wanted the girls to tell what makes them tick...

[xwhatsit]

Clearly a shitty old Honda CB250RS. The girls think it's `cute and adorable'. Either that or a Super Cub.

[howdamnhard]

if you have to ask - you're riding the wrong bike.

Want a little boy - get a Honda.

Ha,ha,ha very good :lol::lol:
Seriously what is it with this Honda equals Gay thing?

[fireball]

Ha,ha,ha very good :lol::lol:
Seriously what is it with this Honda equals Gay thing?

a wise man once told me its a jealousy thing because honda riders spend more time riding than fixing their bikes.....

i think its penile insecurity :dodge:

[howdamnhard]

Ye Honda build quality is supposed to be better than the rest.I can't say that I've been really happy with my Suzuki,but then it is Chinese built.

[Gremlin]

Twins would be a good guess me thinks... tis the vibes ya see.

If it helps, I don't think they dig a zzr250, zx7r, or 04 zx10... unless I'm fucking up something chronic :lol:

[terbang]

Black bikes are supposed to be the chik magnets...

[owner]

My Honda 600RR bagged me a Good'en

Not a little boy

A primo sexy women
Thanks KB

[Patch]

Just wanted the girls to tell what makes them tick...
If only they actually knew - thats why we never will. There are much easier things in life to understand.



I have noticed that the female counterparts do tend to have a bigger grin after experiencing the throb of a big twin . . .

[Bikernereid]

My Honda 600RR bagged me a Good'en

Not a little boy

A primo sexy women
Thanks KB

I think you mean woman but I will take the compliment anyhoo. I must admit that I am into sports bikes and would never go near a Harley or bikes of that ilk but that is just me. Speed freak lover am I and although I prefer Suzukis I am getting used to the shame of dating a HONDA OWNER.

[buellbabe]

OK, so we all know that the bike does not matter...

But if it did, what would be the one that would make the diff?

GET REAL! OF COURSE the bike matters!

Personally if the guy doesn't have a bike then I ain't interested.
Some of my non-riding friends think I'm crazy but I have actually turned down a bloke (who is HOT HOT HOT) cos he rides too slow (he is on a geriatric bike)... we went for a 'date-ride' and I found myself thinking "FARK! could I ride at this speed all the time???"... decided that I couldn't so no go there...

Ideally my man would have a bike that I also wanna ride... something like a Buell/Triumph/Aprilia... oooooh the fun we could have! Riding with your partner is like foreplay...oops! is that too much information?

[Trudes]

I'm not fussy as long as it goes.

[Number One]

I have noticed that the female counterparts do tend to have a bigger grin after experiencing the throb of a big twin . . .

OOO yeah twins for the win.

Hubby got me with his TL1000S....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowil

Still got a soft spot for those bikes...hence the 1999 SV650S that I HAD to have :drool:

[buellbabe]

ooooh yes! How remiss of me... also VERY partial to a tidy TL...

grrr!

Maybe I am a bit fussy but believe me I have reason to be... I also used to think "so long as its got two wheels and it goes..." Well after a ride with an ex that took us 3 hours to get from Auck to Piupiu cos his bike was so hideously slow...I upped the criterior!

[Dooly]

GET REAL! OF COURSE the bike matters!

Personally if the guy doesn't have a bike then I ain't interested.
Some of my non-riding friends think I'm crazy but I have actually turned down a bloke (who is HOT HOT HOT) cos he rides too slow (he is on a geriatric bike)... we went for a 'date-ride' and I found myself thinking "FARK! could I ride at this speed all the time???"... decided that I couldn't so no go there...

Ideally my man would have a bike that I also wanna ride... something like a Buell/Triumph/Aprilia... oooooh the fun we could have! Riding with your partner is like foreplay...oops! is that too much information?

I like this.
You're a legendess!!:Punk:

[nodrog]

only a slapper would judge a person on what sort of bike they ride, the sort that judge people on their bank balance.

know me before you judge me.

[Pwalo]

Strange as it may seem I really didn't give a rat's arse what sort of bike women would like me to ride.

Oohh, except may be my Mum.

[CB ARGH]

Go the HONDA'S!!!! :niceone:

[Bikernereid]

Go the HONDA'S!!!! :niceone:

No not another puff!!!! Girls will only want you for your love of shopping.

[enigma51]

No not another puff!!!! Girls will only want you for your love of shopping.

:yes: ................

[SixPackBack]

Go the HONDA'S!!!! :niceone:

*Suitable for anal lovin' chicks only*

[Bikernereid]

*Suitable for anal lovin' chicks only*

Excuse you, mind who you are speaking on behlf of:devil2:

[Goblin]

*Suitable for anal lovin' chicks only*Rubbish! Please dont tell me my Honda gives the impression I take it up the poop shute. :sick:

It's not what he rides but how he rides it that attracts me. :ride:

[SixPackBack]

Excuse you, mind who you are speaking on behlf of:devil2:



Rubbish! Please dont tell me my Honda gives the impression I take it up the poop shute. :sick:

It's not what he rides but how he rides it that attracts me. :ride:



Honda riders are cheek parters....'tis scientifically proven!

[Monamie]

I don't really think the bike matters too much......its how he rides it ;).

You could meet an awesome guy with the most coolest bike and he rides like a Nana or a complete Nob.... :oi-grr:...not a turn on IMO. Now compared with someone that shows a certain degree of prowess and competency.....:drool:

[Goblin]

Honda riders are cheek parters....'tis scientifically proven!How? Tell you what, the only time my cheeks ever part is to let shit out! Not to put anything in there....that's just sick. All that poo and arse smells are NOT sexy! Perhaps if I rode a GSXR I might change my mind tho. :crazy:

[SixPackBack]

How? Tell you what, the only time my cheeks ever part is to let shit out! Not to put anything in there....that's just sick. All that poo and arse smells are NOT sexy! Perhaps if I rode a GSXR I might change my mind tho. :crazy:

You need some help looking for your sense of humour Goblin:msn-wink:

[Trudes]

Rubbish! Please dont tell me my Honda gives the impression I take it up the poop shute. :sick:

It's not what he rides but how he rides it that attracts me. :ride:


I don't really think the bike matters too much......its how he rides it ;).

You could meet an awesome guy with the most coolest bike and he rides like a Nana or a complete Nob.... :oi-grr:...not a turn on IMO. Now compared with someone that shows a certain degree of prowess and competency.....:drool:

I'm with these ladies. :niceone:
Then again, I don't like pillioning these days, so don't get on the back much anyway, but if I HAVE to, then the rider is what I judge whether I'll get on back or not on, if I know how they ride and I trust and respect them then it's all good.

[Patch]

GET REAL! OF COURSE the bike matters!

Personally if the guy doesn't have a bike then I ain't interested.
thats a bit shallow isn't it???

[jrandom]

the only time my cheeks ever part is to let shit out!

That's signature material that is.

[ManDownUnder]

That's signature material that is.

...not if Carver's using it...

[marioc]

Surely a Duc is the ultimate weapon for this purpose?
Girls?

[ManDownUnder]

Now compared with someone that shows a certain degree of prowess and competency.....:drool:

... as is the way with the rest of life as well. Fast bikes don't make good riders, stick me on fully set up GIXXR thou and Shaun on my shitty RF and my money would be on him.

If you're good - it shows - and people respect that (men and women).

[martybabe]

To date I've had 4.2 million bikes and the only ones that have ever drawn the women into my personal space are Harleys.

I actually heard a ladybird say, as I rode up, "now that's a bike I'd like a ride on" Then I removed my helmet to reveal my bald head and metre long beard with corn flakes still attached from brecky and she said " you know, I'm so over that bike riding thing" :clap:

Bikes have never worked in enticing females for me, fortunately, I'm massive in the front trouser department, which seems to get me by. :rolleyes: :laugh:

[Goblin]

You need some help looking for your sense of humour Goblin:msn-wink:Oh go on...I cracked a funny about GSXRs. :laugh::bleh:

[fire eyes]

:motu:In my "no bike-can't ride" experience (and yes I know they have places for people like me) most bikes get a glance from me HOWEVER it's the black sporty type bikes that actually get my long lingering second glance .. and I am not ashamed to say that even women riders on those bikes are privvy to my 'special' glances' lol :shutup::bleh:...

[Number One]

thats a bit shallow isn't it???
Hahahahaaa True - I also liked his arse :lol: :shutup:

[fire eyes]

:(:crazy:I sooo gotta start reading these questions properly

[007XX]

Honda riders are cheek parters....'tis scientifically proven!

I'll scientifically prove you right...wanna be my guinea pig, or is that wee bum of yours sealed shut? :devil2:

I don't particularly care the brand of the bike, but am partial to twins.

As long as the bike looks clean, and the rider doesn't look like a fuckwit, then he's got my attention.

Tinted visors are always hot, but can be a double edged sword :crazy:

[Patch]

All that poo and arse smells are NOT sexy!
maybe you should use a brush with soap more often - dove comes to mind (or lay off the eggs an licorice)

[SixPackBack]

I'll scientifically prove you right...wanna be my guinea pig, or is that wee bum of yours sealed shut? :devil2:

I don't particularly care the brand of the bike, but am partial to twins.

As long as the bike looks clean, and the rider doesn't look like a fuckwit, then he's got my attention.

Tinted visors are always hot, but can be a double edged sword :crazy:

You should know GSXR riders are the manliest beasts on the road and that I may be cheap but I aint easy:stoogie:

[marty]

i'd like an all black RSV, with all black leathers, helmet and tinted visor. i'd be just so BAD......

in the mean time i'll just have to make do with the bus and its ability to warp the time/space continuum

[NOMIS]

Street fighters own... a good looking blinged bike get more attention id say, from none riding girls any how. When I been out with my mates its my bike that get the attention. AND YES ITS A HONDA!!!! with a GSX-R light so what doesw that make me??

[007XX]

You should know GSXR riders are the manliest beasts on the road and that I may be cheap but I aint easy:stoogie:

Meh...a couple of bourbons and you'd be anyone's :bleh:

As far as manliness goes, I like the quiet achievers personally, always full of surprises. And a lot of GSXR riders ain't that quiet eh? :eek:

[Gremlin]

Black bikes are supposed to be the chik magnets...
tried that...

HOWEVER it's the black sporty type bikes that actually get my long lingering second glance ..
hmmm... didn't work for me...

black zx10 with black extras (dream bike really), looks fast standing still... black helmet, leathers, tinted visor... am I condemned? :done: Only "action" I got was just about every boy racer wanting to take me on... not quite what I was after :laugh:

[buellbabe]

Ok I may be taking this a bit off topic and I apologise for that but I felt I needed to respond to these posts...


only a slapper would judge a person on what sort of bike they ride, the sort that judge people on their bank balance.

know me before you judge me.

Actually I am Vice President of Slappas MC!!!! and proud of it but anyone who knows me knows that I don't judge people and I couldn't give a rats how rich/poor you are...for me its all about the ride and sharing it with someone who has similar riding style and yeah it helps if he rides a bike that I fancy OR...a bike that is compatible with mine :love: Nowt wrong with that!


Originally Posted by buellbabe
GET REAL! OF COURSE the bike matters!

Personally if the guy doesn't have a bike then I ain't interested.thats a bit shallow isn't it???

Shallow??? Once again I have to say that those who know me know that my 2 passions in life are my bike and my critters. I have tried a few times to have a relationship with a guy that doesn't ride and it just doesn't work for me. I was miserable... it taught me that I need a partner who shares my passions. Is that shallow?

And lets be honest we all have our fav bikes... just cos I only named 4 brands doesn't mean I automatically rule out a man who rides something else! I also agree with another point made in this thread... that skill counts for a LOT!

[nodrog]

GET REAL! OF COURSE the bike matters!



.... but anyone who knows me knows that I don't judge people and I couldn't give a rats how rich/poor you are...

have you got alzheimer's, make up your mind woman :yes:

[Swoop]

And a lot of GSXR riders ain't that quiet eh? :eek:
A lot of them are quite noisy. Lots of grunting going on as they are trying to drag their gixer out of the ditch and back up onto the road.

[limbimtimwim]

A Harley.

I have been told so many times.

It's that simple. Non-biker women don't care about 'better' or 'more fun' they just think 'Harley' and that's it.

It's not like men don't have simplistic wants in women either.

[jrandom]

I like the quiet achievers


<img src="http://orly.yarly.org/orly.jpeg"/>

[Xile]

Riding with your partner is like foreplay...

Totally agree :D
Can be quite intense...
just following his ass bouncing out of the bike each corner kinda turn me on easily :drool:

[alley cat]

Black bikes are supposed to be the chik magnets...

Oh yessssssssss



Surely a Duc is the ultimate weapon for this purpose?
Girls?

Perfect perve material:sweatdrop Dont want to be on the back tho.

All hail the 1050 trumpy. Black, bad and sexy, makes its rider look like a hoodlum:love::love::love: scream, thats hot.

[007XX]

A lot of them are quite noisy. Lots of grunting going on as they are trying to drag their gixer out of the ditch and back up onto the road.

Ouch! :lol:


orly

http://www.o--rly.com/owl_yarly.png

[fire eyes]

it taught me that I need a partner who shares my passions. Is that shallow?

:first:buellbabe rocks ... this girl knows what shes about, not prepared to settle for any less than what will make her happy, and more importantly not afraid to voice it! awesome stuff buellbabe:niceone:

[peasea]

Black bikes are supposed to be the chik magnets...

I know the ones you mean; you kick the crap out of them and they go "runnnn, nigger,nigger,nigger"

[jrandom]

:first:buellbabe rocks ... this girl knows what shes about, not prepared to settle for any less than what will make her happy, and more importantly not afraid to voice it! awesome stuff buellbabe:niceone:

Men take this sort of attitude for granted; why do girls seem to feel the need to pat each other on the back about it?

:confused:

[MIXONE]

have you got alzheimer's, make up your mind woman :yes:

Women are born with a form of selective alzheimers.:Pokey:


It's not what you ride it's how you ride it that counts.

[alanzs]

After excluding money, fame, huge cock, tongue that can lick the back of your head, breathing through the ears, my wife was at a loss on how to answer the question posed.
Lucky me. :niceone:

[007XX]

Men take this sort of attitude for granted; why do girls seem to feel the need to pat each other on the back about it?

:confused:

A natural wish to compensate for said boys' lack of appreciation...tis all about balance, isn't it?

[jrandom]

A natural wish to compensate for said boys' lack of appreciation...tis all about balance, isn't it?

It just seems a bit sad to see an ability to pursue one's own happiness as something praiseworthy.

It is a good thing, of course; it's just that seeing it as being a standout quality speaks kinda badly as to where the average is at.

[Sully60]

, with all black leathers, helmet and tinted visor. i'd be just so BAD......



So these don't turn you on then?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=48&pictureid=6622


Dammit back to the drawing board!

[alanzs]

It just seems a bit sad to see an ability to pursue one's own happiness as something praiseworthy.

It is a good thing, of course; it's just that seeing it as being a standout quality speaks kinda badly as to where the average is at.

Ain't that the truth! It is unfortunate but I guess that's why the average is just that; average.

I always strive for out-fucking-standing! :woohoo:

[Number One]

Men take this sort of attitude for granted; why do girls seem to feel the need to pat each other on the back about it?

:confused:

MY OWN TAKE ON THIS: Seems to me it is often almost expected and encouraged for women to put their needs last..after the kids, after their husband, after the housework, after their parents and after their careers...there is so much expectation and sadly many of us buy into that at the expense of our own happiness. Ask any mother of a young child...she'll tell you how much HER life has changed...then ask the father how much his life has changed (NOT a stab at men or fathers btw!)...it is NOT the same and guys seem to be far more able to resist responding as expected to this pressure at times..so IMO women should congratulate each other for it. How many of you mums out there still feel at least SOME pang of guilt at spending money on yourselves, or going off for a girls weekend or even asking someone to babysit YOUR children...


A natural wish to compensate for said boys' lack of appreciation...tis all about balance, isn't it?

My man is wonderful in this regard :love: I do feel appreciated. He is very supportive of me getting out and about. I struggle with it at times as I was brought up to worry about everyone else first and to be responsible and take care of those around me and while I was brought up to be independant there was an ever present tension that almost negated that message - and I didn't even have brothers and sisters!!!!:blink:

Sucks the big fat kumara at times but I am working on it :sunny:

[Sully60]

...it is NOT the same and guys seem to be far more able to resist and respond to this pressure at times..so IMO women should congratulate each other for it.





So I'm not getting any because you're not turned on by my new riding gear then?:crybaby:

[LilSel]

A v-twin with pipes mmmm.... I.E firestorm with scorpians or SV or ducati... something along those lines

[Number One]

So I'm not getting any because you're not turned on by my new riding gear then?:crybaby:

Hadn't seen that :lol:

Um well I guess at least if I get you dirty I can just hose you off :lol:

You know you would get it from me whatever you were wearing :love:

...well actually - if you had a pair of 'those' denim shorts you probably wouldn't :lol:

[Sully60]

A twin with pipes mmmm....

Why is it that girls can say this stuff but when I say I get slapped?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00411/Quinn_USA280_411858a.jpg

I dunno!

[alanzs]

I struggle with it at times as I was brought up to worry about everyone else first and to be responsible and take care of those around me and while I was brought up to be independant there was an ever present tension that almost negated that message - and I didn't even have brothers and sisters!!!!:blink:

Sucks the big fat kumara at times but I am working on it :sunny:

That ever present tension is due to the culture we buy into. I think as thinking people, we need to act accordingly, not by what the culture says. It gets back to that question "who profits/benefits from this?"

Like the song said "Teach, our children well..."

Oh yeah, kumara's taste great with butter and a dash of lime and salt. :msn-wink:

[LilSel]

Why is it that girls can say this stuff but when I say I get slapped?


:lol:.... cuz girls.... just can!? :niceone:....

oh n fwiw i meant what kinda bike would 'she' have that interests you lol!! no matter what kinda bike 'he' would have, I still wouldnt be interested.... hehe :p

[MadDuck]

only a slapper would judge a person on what sort of bike they ride

...then call me a slapper - have been called way worse than that!

Picture this gals..... Red VTR Firestorm with Yoshi pipes. Bloke 6ft tall, black draggin jeans, black leather jacket, black helmet and tinted visor.....very hot indeed. :drool:

[jrandom]

Bloke 6ft tall, black draggin jeans, black leather jacket, black helmet and tinted visor...

... and then he takes the helmet off and you realise it's just Big Dave?

:laugh:

[MadDuck]

... and then he takes the helmet off and you realise it's just Big Dave?


hmmmm. Not quite the picture I had in my head sir :mellow:

[Sully60]

:lol:.... cuz girls.... just can!? :niceone:....

oh n fwiw i meant what kinda bike would 'she' have that interests you lol!! no matter what kinda bike 'he' would have, I still wouldnt be interested.... hehe :p

Ah Ok, hard for me to comment on you're viewpoint.:shutup:

I'm more about confident women, no matter what they ride.

I'd be more inclined towards sprotbike riders because that's more my bag(sorry luv) and I'd find it hard to resist a chick with a 1098 if I wasn't married but only if she wore yellow PVC:love:

But there's this one chick on a Silver SV 650:drool:

[jrandom]

guys seem to be far more able to resist responding as expected to this pressure at times..so IMO women should congratulate each other for it.

It's aiight, sweetie, we do realise that you girls are all precious wilting flowers whose fragile beauty must be carefully tended to lest it wither in the searing heat of life's misfortunes.

:msn-wink:

Me, I'm probably best described as some sort of noxious creeping weed. With prickles. And slugs living on it.

[jrandom]

no matter what kinda bike 'he' would have, I still wouldnt be interested....

Don't crush me like that!

:crybaby:

[LilSel]

Don't crush me like that!

:crybaby:

Awwwe.... :hug:

[fireball]

A v-twin with pipes mmmm.... I.E firestorm with scorpians or SV or ducati... something along those lines

Fireballs bike = EPIC FAIL

[jrandom]

Fireballs bike = EPIC FAIL

fireball = bike not required for desirability.

:love:

[LilSel]

Fireballs bike = EPIC FAIL

Honey it doesnt matter what you ride... so long as your riding me ;)

[LilSel]

fireball = bike not required for desirability.

:love:

Exactly :D even beating the feet would be ok lol

[Number One]

It's aiight, sweetie, we do realise that you girls are all precious wilting flowers whose fragile beauty must be carefully tended to lest it wither in the searing heat of life's misfortunes.:msn-wink:

Yeah that's me...a fragile beauty :lol: :rofl: :laugh: I think actually at times I'm just too much of a sucker!


Fireballs bike = EPIC FAIL

Oh well you MUST be good in bed then :blip:

[Sully60]

Yeah that's me...a fragile beauty :lol: :rofl: :laugh:

Yeah, precious wilting flowers don't tend to go thud when they hit the ground:shutup:

[Number One]

Yeah, precious wilting flowers don't tend to go thud when they hit the ground:shutup:

Bite me

...later :love:

bout half hour or so to be precise!

[flame]

Dont really give a rats arse what my mans riding. As long as it aint some other chick!!

...... or MY bikes lol

[Big Dave]

... and then he takes the helmet off and you realise it's just Big Dave?

:laugh:

When did I shrink 6" - it's not that cold.

[jrandom]

When did I shrink 6" - it's not that cold.

Down in MadDuck's world, everything above 5'8" or so is much of a muchness.

[klingon]

...

It's not what he rides but how he rides it that attracts me. :ride:

Yep. I agree with this... and by "how he rides" I mean he has to be capable of riding fast and furious, but also capable of being generous enough to slow down and ride with me when we're riding together.


Picture this gals..... Red VTR Firestorm with Yoshi pipes. Bloke 6ft tall, black draggin jeans, black leather jacket, black helmet and tinted visor.....very hot indeed. :drool:

oooh MadDuck you're painting a pretty yummy picture, but I want to know what you've been doing spying on my man! (But he must have stolen someone else's bike coz my bloke rides a silver SV but accurate with the rest of the description.)

For the boys' education I'll tell you why this picture appeals - we like the 'danger' of the 'bad boy' who wears black and is all mysterious behind his tinted visor. We want him to be masculine and powerful. So yeah, any bike that's going to help give that impression is a good start. But also remember it's the whole package (so to speak) - we also don't want to be disappointed when we find out what's behind the visor! :doh:

[fire eyes]

Men take this sort of attitude for granted; why do girls seem to feel the need to pat each other on the back about it?

:confused:


JJ! :hug: I loved buellbabes comments & response to the thread question! had you typed the same response I would have acknowledged your's as well!

Yes, it so happens that I think women riders rock, however, my initial motivation is that I was really impressed with her attitude.

It was a positive acknowlegment and gender didnt actually even come into it for me!

Would you like a cup of tea JJ? :shutup:

[MadDuck]

Down in MadDuck's world, everything above 5'8" or so is much of a muchness.

I'll have you know sir that even "down" in my world 2 inches does make a difference :innocent:

[Patch]

it taught me that I need a partner who shares my passions. Is that shallow?
no, but not giving the bloke half a chance because he isn't one or two things on ya list is. Maybe your lesson is you might need to be more accepting of who he is.


He doesn't need to share your every passion but to give you the support in your passions an likewise. Relationships are about compromise, you don't have to be doing everything together - sometimes its quite healthy not too.


The key to your relationship is quite simply you. Just because he doesn't ride a bike is not the end of the world, you might enjoy other things in his company more. You won't know unless you give it a solid crack.


To not allow yourself to be with someone because they do not fit your ideal persona (which you have created) is a little short sighted. There is no such ideal perfect mate. We are human and we have flaws, its how we accept them that makes the difference.

[Bikernereid]

Surely a Duc is the ultimate weapon for this purpose?
Girls?

Suzuki all the way, now this is sex on two wheels

[Number One]

OK, so we all know that girls will say that personality is what grabs them.

But if we forget the personality, the job, the wallet and the size of the d...

What bike does he need to ride for you to wanna jump on the back?

Funny how this thread has turned into a 'some of you girls are shallow to judge a man by his bike'...note the original question above ... specifically the bit in bold.....

Some of you boys are sensitive aren't ya :msn-wink:

[SixPackBack]

Meh...a couple of bourbons and you'd be anyone's :bleh:

Perception is not reality.

And a lot of GSXR riders ain't that quiet eh? :eek:


I would say in the real world completely the opposite is true!

[Patch]

Suzuki all the way, now this is sex on two wheels
ur just cheap aren't ya??

[Rollestonchick]

It's not what you ride it's how you ride it that counts.

very true:2thumbsup

[Lonely_wolf]

My personal opinion is that the bike doesn't matter. It all depends on the guy that wants you to jump on the back with him. Oh, and whether or not he will let you take the bike for a spin :whistle:

[PrincessBandit]

Women are born with a form of selective alzheimers.:Pokey:


.

Hmm, i wondered about that. Almost all of my boyfriends had bikes and for the life of me I can only remember one of them. The BIKEs that is, not the bf's!! Andrew had a Titan. There. I can't remember what any of the others rode. As long as the bike was mobile, I was up for a ride. Didn't matter what it was.

[DMNTD]

Luckily some of us don't "need" a flash bike to get a lady's interest :oi-grr:




...but it hasn't hurt either

[dipshit]

Anything brand-new. They can smell money.

[Pussy]

Luckily some of us don't "need" a flash bike to get a lady's interest :oi-grr:




...but it hasn't hurt either

Ah, yes, I've seen photos of your 12" tongue, on this forum as well! :bleh:

[tri boy]

MHO. They love thumpers/harleys/high frequency two strokes. All with a bit of rope on the pillion seat that has a small knot in it.:love:

[Bikernereid]

ur just cheap aren't ya??

Excellent taste is never cheap my dear!! Just ask OWNER.

[Bikernereid]

Luckily some of us don't "need" a flash bike to get a lady's interest :oi-grr:




...but it hasn't hurt either


Ah, yes, I've seen photos of your 12" tongue, on this forum as well! :bleh:

12" tongue and bike, gee wizz he must be beating them off with a stick. Or maybe just a tongue lashin!!

[owner]

I ride a Honda

You know what they say; your not a man until you've had a man

And yes she definately has cheap taste in bikes

[SixPackBack]

I ride a Honda

You know what they say; your not a man until you've had a man

And yes she definately has cheap taste in bikes

Who says that??.......must be a saying popularized in Honda circles:whistle:

I must admit to looking lovingly at the new CBR1000-awesome bike, I bet they sell heaps of 'em!

[Bikernereid]

Who says that??.......must be a saying popularized in Honda circles:whistle:

I must admit to looking lovingly at the new CBR1000-awesome bike, I bet they sell heaps of 'em!

Traitor!!!!!

[SixPackBack]

Traitor!!!!!

'Sokay nymph the 09' sooki will be out soon and retake the crown:soon:

The constant questioning of my sexuality if I was to buy a honda kinda puts me off. Plus I can feel a V-twin comin' on :Punk:

[Bikernereid]

'Sokay nymph the 09' sooki will be out soon and retake the crown:soon:

The constant questioning of my sexuality if I was to buy a honda kinda puts me off. Plus I can feel a V-twin comin' on :Punk:

Pheew I was begining to worry for a second then!!! So when do I get to get on a real bike again?

[SixPackBack]

Pheew I was begining to worry for a second then!!! So when do I get to get on a real bike again?

Give us a yell when you get back:2thumbsup..........I might even let OWNER take you out on it for the afternoon, might help with the sexuality issues hehe [only joking bro']

[Bikernereid]

Give us a yell when you get back:2thumbsup..........I might even let OWNER take you out on it for the afternoon, might help with the sexuality issues hehe [only joking bro']

Ah thanks hun that is so sweet of you, brought a tear to my eye!!! Not sure about the sexuality issue tho, it is just a HONDA owner affliction I will have to endure! Luv ya.

[owner]

All the girls love the new blade too.

Hmmmn, I walked in to honda dealer over here and scored a 35 litre top box, mounting base plate, and they bolted it up for FREE!! yes I rode in said I needed a top box and they GAVE me one and fitted it for FREE! It had couple of superfical scratches on it but hey FREE!
Along with the great service at Wild West Honda, and the woman I pulled , that has cemented Honda in my good book. Nuff said

Cheers SPB, Might take you up on that. What twin is taking your fancy at the mo?

[SixPackBack]

What twin is taking your fancy at the mo?

The new Buell and RC8 look nice to me, but we shall see the K6 still has plenty of life left in her.

[buellbabe]

no, but not giving the bloke half a chance because he isn't one or two things on ya list is. Maybe your lesson is you might need to be more accepting of who he is.


He doesn't need to share your every passion but to give you the support in your passions an likewise. Relationships are about compromise, you don't have to be doing everything together - sometimes its quite healthy not too.


The key to your relationship is quite simply you. Just because he doesn't ride a bike is not the end of the world, you might enjoy other things in his company more. You won't know unless you give it a solid crack.


To not allow yourself to be with someone because they do not fit your ideal persona (which you have created) is a little short sighted. There is no such ideal perfect mate. We are human and we have flaws, its how we accept them that makes the difference.

Hmmmm... have we ever met? Do you know me? No... but you take one honest comment that I make and use that to form a judgement of me. Nice.

If I judge people at all its by whats on the inside. The guy I mentioned who rides like a nana? He and I are great friends, he acknowledges that he is a nana, we laugh about it :rolleyes: but at no point did I say that I won't be with someone because they don't fit my ideal persona.. However, I have been around long enough and compromised my own dreams and desires so often for my partner that I now have a much clearer idea of what is important to me. Everyone has a different idea of whats right for them, I am not looking for perfection, just someone who is 'right-for-me'. Bikes and dogs are my passions in life, if a bloke isn't into that then we won't be spending much time together...pretty simple really.

[enigma51]

The new Buell and RC8 look nice to me, but we shall see the K6 still has plenty of life left in her.

Presonally the olsen twins do it more for me than the RC8 and Buell :jerry:

[enigma51]

I must admit to looking lovingly at the new CBR1000-awesome bike, I bet they sell heaps of 'em!

:shit: ...............................

[SixPackBack]

Presonally the olsen twins do it more for me than the RC8 and Buell :jerry:

Pretty easy to snap those bitches bro'....can't see them lasting one night with SPB the incredible


:shit: ...............................

:o Oh the shame..........

[Patch]

but at no point did I say that I won't be with someone because they don't fit my ideal persona.. . . . . just someone who is 'right-for-me'.
Bikes and dogs are my passions in life, if a bloke isn't into that then we won't be spending much time together...pretty simple really.
do you not see this as a contradiction i.e. mixed messages. If they don't like things that bark or growl then thats it then . . .


I wasn't judging you, only a mere observation as to what you are saying, putting out there. Do with it what you will. your choice = your life.
Hope you find what you are looking for.

[007XX]

no, but not giving the bloke half a chance because he isn't one or two things on ya list is. Maybe your lesson is you might need to be more accepting of who he is.


He doesn't need to share your every passion but to give you the support in your passions an likewise. Relationships are about compromise, you don't have to be doing everything together - sometimes its quite healthy not too.


The key to your relationship is quite simply you. Just because he doesn't ride a bike is not the end of the world, you might enjoy other things in his company more. You won't know unless you give it a solid crack.


To not allow yourself to be with someone because they do not fit your ideal persona (which you have created) is a little short sighted. There is no such ideal perfect mate. We are human and we have flaws, its how we accept them that makes the difference.

Love your work, couldn't have put it better meself.



I would say in the real world completely the opposite is true!

I know bud, I know...was just playing. :hug:


Luckily some of us don't "need" a flash bike to get a lady's interest :oi-grr:
...but it hasn't hurt either

*says he shamelessly posting yummy pics of himself in the "purvy girls" thread for all to lust over...*:girlfight:


Ah, yes, I've seen photos of your 12" tongue, on this forum as well! :bleh:

Shit, you ain't too far from the truth too...Unit is a very lucky lady!;)

[owner]

*says he shamelessly posting yummy pics of himself in the "purvy girls" thread for all to lust over...*:girlfight:



Ooh let me go check him out, I am a HONDA owner after all:2thumbsup

[007XX]

*says he shamelessly posting yummy pics of himself in the "purvy girls" thread for all to lust over...*:girlfight:



Ooh let me go check him out, I am a HONDA owner after all:2thumbsup

Mate...you're seriously starting to worry me eh!

I wouldn't mess with the DMNTD one if I were you. A little bird tells me he's way too much man for you to handle :shifty:

[Bikernereid]

Mate...you're seriously starting to worry me eh!

I wouldn't mess with the DMNTD one if I were you. A little bird tells me he's way too much man for you to handle :shifty:

Oh I am sure OWNER will be fine, he has got to grips with me ok!!!

[007XX]

Oh I am sure OWNER will be fine, he has got to grips with me ok!!!

eeeerrr...ok :confused:. Sorry chick, but I don't think you can really compare. You met DMNTD before?

[Sully60]

eeeerrr...ok :confused:. Sorry chick, but I don't think you can really compare. You met DMNTD before?

He certainly got Number One's attention<_<

[007XX]

He certainly got Number One's attention<_<

Well...to her defence, she didn't know who it was on the pic at the time, and, and...*knotting herself up trying to find decent excuses* :doh:

Look, if that can make you feel any better, I think that half of the female KB population finds DMNTD not half bad, so there, she's just got tastes, and she married you, didn't she?:msn-wink:

[Sully60]

Well...to her defence, she didn't know who it was on the pic at the time, and, and...*knotting herself up trying to find decent excuses* :doh: Yeah you should've seen the look on her face when I said it might be jrandom:jerry:


Look, if that can make you feel any better, I think that half of the female KB population finds DMNTD not half bad,

Yeah I'd boof him, but I get the distinct impression homy don't play that.
Neither do I but I can appreciate a good looking bloke when I see one.



so there, she's just got tastes, and she married you, didn't she?:msn-wink:

Aww, you know how to talk to a fella :hug:

[007XX]

Yeah you should've seen the look on her face when I said it might be jrandom:jerry:

Bahahahhahaha...*falls off chair laughing*

I really regret having run out of bling for you at this point!


Yeah I'd boof him, but I get the distinct impression homy don't play that.
Neither do I but I can appreciate a good looking bloke when I see one.

Yes, I know what you mean...nothing wrong with beingable to appreciate a fine specimen of humanhood! Damn, I do it all the time :yes:



Aww, you know how to talk to a fella :hug:

Only stating facts mate. :hug:

[nodrog]

this is the funniest shit i have read all day!

[007XX]

this is the funniest shit i have read all day!

Just cos you know you'd do him in a flash if you were given the chance? :innocent:

I mean, he represents the epitome of contrasts for this thread...Which bike to get the girls??? No bike in particular: DMNTD's had them all (almost all types of bikes under the sun) and yet, girls find him attractive!

Guys, maybe that should give you a clue eh?

[MadDuck]

I think that half of the female KB population finds DMNTD not half bad

Say what? Did I miss some kind of pole or are you making presumptions about the female population of KB (or half of it) :scratch:

Me.......I prefer nodrog. He likes slappers :love:

[007XX]

Say what? Did I miss some kind of pole or are you making presumptions about the female population of KB (or half of it) :scratch:

Me.......I prefer nodrog. He likes slappers :love:

Eh, you're choice in which half you feel like being in...I certainly didn't make a list of who was where, did I? :D

I would love to put up a poll on the subject, but it wouldn't be able to be restrictive to females only and the boys would muck up the results.

And re: Nodrog...I guess the under dog can have some appeal :whistle::dodge:

[Number One]

He certainly got Number One's attention<_<


Well...to her defence, she didn't know who it was on the pic at the time:

THAT's right! and I loves and lusts you sweetheart. That was naughty of him to trick me like that - I mean it was a purvy girl thread afterall...just a pity I didn't recognise the track - then I might not have :drool:ed so quickly OR openly :buggerd:



I think that half of the female KB population finds DMNTD not half bad:

Judging by the PM's I got after those comments it may well be more than half of the female KB population...and a few males too!!! :lol: Unit must have to keep a big gun handy to keep them all away :2thumbsup


she's just got tastes, and she married you, didn't she?:msn-wink:

That's right!


he represents the epitome of contrasts for this thread...Which bike to get the girls??? No bike in particular: DMNTD's had them all (almost all types of bikes under the sun) and yet, girls find him attractive! Guys, maybe that should give you a clue eh?

Clearly TOO he is also a blardy nice bloke - has a damn long list of friends on here and I have yet to see/hear anyone say anything other than nice things about him. Beauty on the in and outside I'd say!

The other thing about this thread that i should add is that not only is it great to have a man that has a cool bike but if he can work on/fix my bike he is extra rootable in my book....aye babe :love: see you tonight.....

[jrandom]

That was naughty of him to trick me like that - I mean it was a purvy girl thread afterall...just a pity I didn't recognise the track - then I might not have :drool:ed so quickly...

Personally, I think it's the bike that makes that photo.

:niceone:

[nodrog]

Say what? Did I miss some kind of pole or are you making presumptions about the female population of KB (or half of it) :scratch:

Me.......I prefer nodrog. He likes slappers :love:

finally some taste has arrived in this thread!

[MadDuck]

I would love to put up a poll on the subject, but it wouldn't be able to be restrictive to females only and the boys would muck up the results.


Personally I find that to be somewhat cheap in taste.

Imagine the outcry if the blokes put up a poll about one of the gals.

[jrandom]

Did I miss some kind of pole...

I bet Gordie'd get a pole up for you anytime.

[Str8 Jacket]

It's aiight, sweetie, we do realise that you girls are all precious wilting flowers whose fragile beauty must be carefully tended to lest it wither in the searing heat of life's misfortunes.


FINALLY! Someone who understands me!

Anyhoooo, I would never date a guy without a bike cause then what would we do together?!?!? Not to mention that we'd have nothing to talk about!
My man was riding a GSX when I first "noticed" him. He had a beautiful smile and a sweet, happy, caring nature so I really wouldnt have cared what he rode, not with an arse like his! :drool:

[jrandom]

Imagine the outcry if the blokes put up a poll about one of the gals.

As opposed to a 'Dumpty or nodrog' poll? Nah, it'd be sweet.

I'm sure 007XX and Number One wouldn't mind going toe to toe, although it'd probably be better if we didn't make it such an obvious race between the arse men and the tit men.

Perhaps we should line up 007XX and Bikern1mpho? I know which I'd pick...

:corn:

[Trudes]

My man was riding me with a beautiful smile and has a sweet, happy, caring arse! :drool:

Indeed he does!

[Str8 Jacket]

Indeed he does!

B I T C H ! ! :argue:

[007XX]

THAT's right! and I loves and lusts you sweetheart. That was naughty of him to trick me like that - I mean it was a purvy girl thread afterall...just a pity I didn't recognise the track - then I might not have :drool:ed so quickly OR openly :buggerd:

Was bloody funny though...


Judging by the PM's I got after those comments it may well be more than half of the female KB population...and a few males too!!! :lol: Unit must have to keep a big gun handy to keep them all away :2thumbsup

Nah mate...that man's got eyes for no one but his lady! :niceone:


Clearly TOO he is also a blardy nice bloke - has a damn long list of friends on here and I have yet to see/hear anyone say anything other than nice things about him. Beauty on the in and outside I'd say!


he definitely is a good bloke. He really helped me when I did my first trackday, bloody god mentor!


Personally I find that to be somewhat cheap in taste.

Imagine the outcry if the blokes put up a poll about one of the gals.

Eh, that was completely tongue in cheek. Of course I'd never put up a poll excluding voters based on gender. <_<

[Gremlin]

Yeah I'd boof him, but I get the distinct impression homy don't play that.
I wouldn't be too certain... I was chatting to him last night on msn, and he's going about the duc (well, it is a good bike I guess), going on about how sexy it is etc... then chucks in... like me. Naturally I respond with something like... yeah right. Well, this weirdo then says, nah go on, you'd have a bit of this wouldn't you. I said I was busy looking for a vomit emoticon (This would have been handy: :puke:). So maybe you have a shot Sully... Where's dmntd? :dodge:


Which bike to get the girls??? No bike in particular: DMNTD's had them all (almost all types of bikes under the sun) and yet, girls find him attractive!

Guys, maybe that should give you a clue eh?
Ah... bike doesn't matter eh? All down to us... right... so we're :buggerd: ??

[Number One]

I'm sure 007XX and Number One wouldn't mind going toe to toe, although it'd probably be better if we didn't make it such an obvious race between the arse men and the tit men.

:rofl: geez you go away and do some work and have a liquid lunch and what do you find when you get back?! :pinch: FTR - I would most definitely vote for 007XX:hug: she is WAY hotter than I...I mean I don't get hot thinking about myself at all ;)


Indeed he does!

ooo yeah nice botty and lovely smile...if I wasn't married :whistle:I'd take him home and keep him in my spare room...just to look after him mind...he is so cute and nice. ;)


Was bloody funny though...

Yeah - FOR everyone else!!!! ..I felt quite wude after that :crazy: :lol: Sorry Unit!!! I wasn't really macking on your man...that was just some harmless and honest appreciation on my part - and I really didn't know he was a KBer. I'm not really a complete slapper honest! Well actually maybe I am but just for one guy.....

[007XX]

Ah... bike doesn't matter eh? All down to us... right... so we're :buggerd: ??

They still have to be legally able to ride their bike eh! Got you licence back yet? :bleh:

[007XX]

:rofl: geez you go away and do some work and have a liquid lunch and what do you find when you get back?! :pinch: FTR - I would most definitely vote for 007XX:hug: she is WAY hotter than I...I mean I don't get hot thinking about myself at all ;)

Like hell I am...I know plenty of guys who don't find me hot, and would just drool over you!
Beauty is in the eye of the revolver holder m'dear!

[Gremlin]

They still have to be legally able to ride their bike eh! Got you licence back yet? :bleh:
yep, whole 1.5 months... been sober and good for that length too.... I feel soo cleeeeaaaannnn

[mstriumph]

..........What bike does he need to ride for you to wanna jump on the back?

only PASSENGERS do that .....

the rest of us have our OWN bikes thanks! :first:

[Number One]

Like hell I am...I know plenty of guys who don't find me hot, and would just drool over you!
Beauty is in the eye of the revolver holder m'dear!

Revolver holder :lol: haven't heard that one before...I am soooo sheltered :laugh:


I feel soo cleeeeaaaannnn

I know how to fix that but I don't know anyone able to oblige...sorry :eek:

[007XX]

Revolver holder :lol: haven't heard that one before...I am soooo sheltered :laugh:


eerrr...sorry, just pulled that one out of nowhere. I must need a holiday :cool:

And Gremlin, you go you good thang :2thumbsup

[Patch]

I feel soo cleeeeaaaannnn
couple hundy will get u all dirty :devil2:

[MadDuck]

Eh, that was completely tongue in cheek.

Really???? Oh I must have way over interpreted the way the thread was going and the "meat market" tone.

Back to my corner I go!

[Conquiztador]

only PASSENGERS do that .....

the rest of us have our OWN bikes thanks! :first:

Yeah, allright, point taken.

But I was genuinely interested in what bike/if the bike is important when an initial interest is created. And if a certain bike then is what is needed.

I have been to enough of bike parties/shows to see the hot girls hang around the guys with the shiny toys, the most expensive ones. Perhaps there is something else that pulls them, and these guys also have a shiny toy? Not sure.

However, from my personal experience, a show pony will pull the girls, but there is no guarantee that they stay.

And mstriumph, a girl with a own bike wins any day with me.

[Curious_AJ]

for me it'd have to be a big, sexy, grunty cruiser... Indy doesn't have one though... sports bikes for the loss...

[Her_C4]

....Some of my non-riding friends think I'm crazy but I have actually turned down a bloke (who is HOT HOT HOT) cos he rides too slow (he is on a geriatric bike)... we went for a 'date-ride' and I found myself thinking "FARK! could I ride at this speed all the time???"... decided that I couldn't so no go there...
......?

OOOh dear, I actually went out with a guy once or twice and his driving a car drove me INSANE!!!! I know that comes across as shallow, but not only was I not overly keen on the poor chap - the driving s-l-o-w-l-y e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e all the time killed it completely (kinda refelcted his personality in a bizzare way). :bash: I know my limits.


.....

It's not what he rides but how he rides it that attracts me. :ride:

Gotta agree with that one - but its more than that - its how his personality is reflected in his riding style. He doesn't need to be a showman, he doesn't really need to be fast - he does need to ride smartly and intelligently and take of fellow riders and pillions.

Luckily there are more than one or two guys out there like that :scooter::wari::yes: Options are always good!!


Surely a Duc is the ultimate weapon for this purpose?
Girls?

OOOhhh yes - that would be nice but not totally necessary.


Dont really give a rats arse what my mans riding. As long as it aint some other chick!!

...... or MY bikes lol

LOL excellent response Doll. Yes that as well. :rockon::eek5:

[Bikernereid]

Can someone please post that pic of the amazing DMNTD as I have no idea whether he is

a) as fit as some seems to say
b) it is his bike that makes rhe pic
c) if he is more OWNERS type than me
d) OWNERS can handle him

[Sully60]

Perhaps there is something else that pulls them, and these guys also have a shiny toy? Not sure.



Like this?

http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/0/r/6/njoy_fun_wand.jpg

[marioc]

haha is that what i think it is....

[Sully60]

haha is that what i think it is....

If you think it's a shiny toy you would be correct;)

[Conquiztador]

Like this?

http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/0/r/6/njoy_fun_wand.jpg

Balls of steel.

[007XX]

Well, the thing is...I found that (personally) a man that rides is sexy, full stop.

So, this can be sexy
http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_images_n300/0024-0406-2502-3110_motorbike_rider.jpg

Or this:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/500/medium/April_08_020_001.jpg

Disclaimer: this pic has been pinched from someone's gallery on here...no representation is intended on the person in question. Cheers.

However, this is not :oi-grr:

http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2757.jpg

[Number One]

What the hell - so long as he is a man, has a bike and a pulse eh? and his own teeth and hair! :lol:

Still maintain that the bikes I find sexy that make me want to jump on the back with the rider are growly twins...those Ducatis are farken sexy too - infact I'd be happy to jump on the back with FLAME anyday :yes:...bugger being on the back though I dream of a turn on the front! :yes:

[Lissa]

Most girls like a guy in a uniform right? I think bikers look sexy in their leathers, dont really care too much about the bike, as long as its not pink. :niceone:

The thing is you really don't know what the person under the helmet looks like, or how their personality is, even the most hottest guy can be a down right cock.

[saul]

As soon as I turned up at the drivers bar on my girlz bike gordy was mine (nodrog):devil2:

17th June 2008 17:48nodrog
you guys are queerer than me, and im gay (only with Glen though)!:niceone:

[Trudes]

Like this?



Number One know you've been going through her drawer of big girl's toys again?

[fire eyes]

Well, the thing is...I found that (personally) a man that rides is sexy, full stop.

So, this can be sexy


Or this:


Disclaimer: this pic has been pinched from someone's gallery on here...no representation is intended on the person in question. Cheers.[/SIZE]

However, this is not :oi-grr:



:lol: This has really made my day ... Iv been siting here crackin up laughing .. aww the piggy looks so cute! Thankyou 007XX :2thumbsup

[007XX]

:lol: This has really made my day ... Iv been siting here crackin up laughing .. aww the piggy looks so cute! Thankyou 007XX :2thumbsup

:D you're very welcome! I just figured it was a good representation.

*and please remember to delete pics out of the quotes if you can, cheers :niceone:*

[Sully60]

Number One know you've been going through her drawer of big girl's toys again?

Well she did have all my toys to play with in the weekend.:yes:


:D you're very welcome! I just figured it was a good representation.



You're right the first pic represents someone wheelie skillfull, the second someone with ahh, sex appeal and the last is someone who's really stymieing their chances.:lol:

[mstriumph]

.........................

But I was genuinely interested in what bike/if the bike is important when an initial interest is created. And if a certain bike then is what is needed.
.................


ok - point taken
i was going to answer that the bike wasn't important ..... then it struck me that i couldn't see myself dating a guy who rode a scooter :laugh:

then again - anyone I'D date, wouldn't be riding a scooter anyway sooooo :confused:

interesting question ........ there WAS a time when the bike was more important than the guy for me (provided he let me ride it .....) - but i haven't been quite that shallow for some time now :love:

i don't think

[Number One]

Number One know you've been going through her drawer of big girl's toys again?

:lol: sorry I shouldn't have showed him that one...you'll never get it back off him now :whistle:


Well she did have all my toys to play with in the weekend.:yes:

True that :niceone:

[Conquiztador]

Most girls like a guy in a uniform right? I think bikers look sexy in their leathers, dont really care too much about the bike, as long as its not pink. :niceone:

The thing is you really don't know what the person under the helmet looks like, or how their personality is, even the most hottest guy can be a down right cock.

So, if you then pick one with a decent bike, then perhaps you can live with the other shortcomings?

[Conquiztador]

ok - point taken
i was going to answer that the bike wasn't important ..... then it struck me that i couldn't see myself dating a guy who rode a scooter :laugh:

then again - anyone I'D date, wouldn't be riding a scooter anyway sooooo :confused:

interesting question ........ there WAS a time when the bike was more important than the guy for me (provided he let me ride it .....) - but i haven't been quite that shallow for some time now :love:

i don't think

I don't count it as shallow. Why would it be?

A hot guy on a 50 cc chinese scooter is probably not what you want to turn up with.
Or a top bike ridden by a nana in cords...

It is hard to find a good man. (Or was that re a good woman???)

[mstriumph]

....... dont really care too much about the bike, as long as its not pink. :niceone:

...............

s'funny
the love of my life [etc etc ;)] was actually riding a pink and purple bike when i first got to know him ..................... [the bike that later got pinched when MentalTrousers had it .....]

under the paint, it was a great bike
under the 'poor taste in bike paint colour' HE is a great bloke ......

"c'est la vie" say the old folk "it goes to show, you never can tell" :ride:

[mstriumph]

..........................
It is hard to find a good man. (Or was that re a good woman???)

just takes determination, single-mindedness, focus, willpower ........

then, the minute you give up looking and get on with living your life - there they are!! :hug:

the gods have a sense of humour!

[Jorja]

In my case it was a yellow SV650 race bike.

Mind you it was the cheeky grin that really did it. :love:

[Bikernereid]

Mine was a common CBR 600RR and the fact that he was really shy off the bike and a complete hoon on it.

[Her_C4]

So, if you then pick one with a decent bike, then perhaps you can live with the other shortcomings?

Ummmm what shortcomings exactly? Why does the bike have to be 'decent'? The fact that he rides would be pretty cool, and as mentioned earlier - the WAY he rides is prolly more important.

The only (albeit poor) analogy that I can thing of is like buying a house (oh god I can already hear the responses:Playnice:....):calm:

You want to buy a house (find a mate) and have a set of expectations yes? You look at a few houses (date a few men) and realise that given the choices (area, cost, # rooms) you have to prioritise your expectations ...... yes?

When you give up looking and then find the house (man) that you want - and it feels right, you throw out all your preconceived ideas and priorities and realise that a double garage was what you wanted all along!!!:hug:


s'funny
the love of my life [etc etc ;)] was actually riding a pink and purple bike when i first got to know him ..................... [the bike that later got pinched when MentalTrousers had it .....]

under the paint, it was a great bike
under the 'poor taste in bike paint colour' HE is a great bloke ......

"c'est la vie" say the old folk "it goes to show, you never can tell" :ride:

Yep - exactly ... "c'est la vie" !!:banana:

[Trudes]

I got my man into bikes, so I uped his sexy stakes.:woohoo:

[Number One]

I got my man into bikes, so I uped his sexy stakes.:woohoo:
Bow chicka wow wow Nige :blip:

[Bikernereid]

Ummmm what shortcomings exactly? Why does the bike have to be 'decent'? The fact that he rides would be pretty cool, and as mentioned earlier - the WAY he rides is prolly more important.

The only (albeit poor) analogy that I can thing of is like buying a house (oh god I can already hear the responses:Playnice:....):calm:

You want to buy a house (find a mate) and have a set of expectations yes? You look at a few houses (date a few men) and realise that given the choices (area, cost, # rooms) you have to prioritise your expectations ...... yes?

When you give up looking and then find the house (man) that you want - and it feels right, you throw out all your preconceived ideas and priorities and realise that a double garage was what you wanted all along!!!:hug:



+1 couldn't agree more. Sometimes what you think you don't want ends up being what is best for you

[Conquiztador]

+1 couldn't agree more. Sometimes what you think you don't want ends up being what is best for you

No wonder I have given up trying to figure you females out.

[Number One]

No wonder I have given up trying to figure you females out.
AND if you ever get close we will change our minds :lol:

[Pussy]

Aha! You've just let one of the secrets out!

[Her_C4]

......

But if we forget the personality, the job, the wallet and the size of the d...


Ooooh back up buddy............. I appear to have missed the last bit!!!
I mean like WTF??? :spanking::msn-wink: (relax ---- just kidding ...I think)
:Pokey:

[Number One]

Aha! You've just let one of the secrets out!
Nah everyone always knew that....remember...

RULE ONE: The lady is always right
RULE TWO: If the lady may be wrong refer to rule 1

:lol:

[DMNTD]

http://cdbaby.name/h/i/highrisk.jpg

[Bikernereid]

No wonder I have given up trying to figure you females out.

Come on we are simple as, we always have the propensity to change our mind

[mstriumph]

.................... a double garage was what you wanted all along!!!:hug:


yep!!

... that and a furnace in the cellar ...

:Oops: did i really say that? :o

[Her_C4]

yep!!

... that and a furnace in the cellar ...

:Oops: did i really say that? :o

Mmmmm I fink u may b rite:wari::love:

....oh shite I am in the wong threed 4 drunken ramblings....??:shit:

[pete376403]

No wonder I have given up trying to figure you females out.
"...because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know"
Donald Rumsfeld, talking about Iraq. But it would equally apply to women

[Bikernereid]

"...because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know"
Donald Rumsfeld, talking about Iraq. But it would equally apply to women

Are you sure that was Rumsfeld and not Bush? Obviously both bumbling idiots so never gonna be confused for women!!

[BIHB@0610]

+1 couldn't agree more. Sometimes what you think you don't want ends up being what is best for you

Oooh I don't want dark chocolate, smoked salmon, Gruyere cheese, Central Otago pinot noir, organic blueberries, fair trade coffee beans, the ability to raise my kids in peace, go to bed when I want, look how I want, travel when I want, buy what I want, see my girlfriends (and boyfriends!) all the time, and develop my career. No, don't want any of that ........ and it's all bloody good for me - you're spot on! :lol:

Oooh and I REALLY don't want a matt black Ducati monster ........

[Conquiztador]

"...because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know"
Donald Rumsfeld, talking about Iraq. But it would equally apply to women

In his case there is one more that he forgot (or left out...): "There are unknown knowns, those are the knowns we think we know all about but we really have no fuckin idea about"

And THAT one is what applies to males knowledge of females (apart from small fuckups like 1/2 a doz wars started in the last 50 years by USA...)

[Lissa]

So, if you then pick one with a decent bike, then perhaps you can live with the other shortcomings?Well, the actual make and model of bike is irrelevant. The fact that in the first place we have something in common, like motorcycling is enough to spark an interest. (So I cant really over look the fact that the guy is a cock even if he has an awesome bike. ;))

But than again, if a girl saw a guy on a really nice bike I suppose it would that that attracts her in the first place... so umm maybe girls a little more complicated than you think. :)

[Toaster]

a wise man once told me its a jealousy thing because honda riders spend more time riding than fixing their bikes.....

i think its penile insecurity :dodge:

one best keep it in ones pants ... makes it feel more secure ... although anothers pants is just as cozy.

[Conquiztador]

so umm maybe girls a little more complicated than you think. :)

As mentioned, I do not under estimate the complicate nature of girls. There is no way to figure them out. No way. But it is probably a little like putting together a bitza without any plan. It just ends up like it does. I mean, to build a female from a rib...

[fire eyes]

As mentioned, I do not under estimate the complicate nature of girls. There is no way to figure them out. No way. But it is probably a little like putting together a bitza without any plan. It just ends up like it does. I mean, to build a female from a rib...

I believe the woman came first!

Amazing how 'time' has changed things. :(

[Sully60]

I believe the woman came first!




Only if she's lucky ;)

[fire eyes]

Only if she's lucky ;)

:bleh: :lol:

[Jez]

I believe the woman came first!

Amazing how 'time' has changed things. :(

nup ... still happens that way in this house :devil2:

[SixPackBack]

I believe the woman came first!

She certainly does in our household:devil2:

[Pussy]

She certainly does in our household:devil2:

That's not with one of those "appliances" is it, SPB? :D

[The Lone Rider]

I have the answer to this - any bike. No matter what bike you have there will be a female who finds it attractive or becoming of you.

[gunrunner]

Ye Honda build quality is supposed to be better than the rest.I can't say that I've been really happy with my Suzuki,but then it is Chinese built.

Is that why they dont hold there price - honda that is:argh:

[Hitcher]

It's hard work finding a man who gives good wallet.

[klingon]

ok - point taken
i was going to answer that the bike wasn't important ..... then it struck me that i couldn't see myself dating a guy who rode a scooter :laugh:
...


Ah you see, I like a guy who's flexible. ;) So if he has a big bike AND a scooter, then he must be perfect!

[Conquiztador]

Ah you see, I like a guy who's flexible. ;) So if he has a big bike AND a scooter, then he must be perfect!

"Honey, I want to ride fast today, so you can take the scooter...":second:

[Number One]

Only if she's lucky ;)


FTR I am always lucky :2thumbsup :cool:

[jrandom]

It's hard work finding a man who gives good wallet.

Not necessarily.

:pinch:

[Lissa]

As mentioned, I do not under estimate the complicate nature of girls. There is no way to figure them out. No way. But it is probably a little like putting together a bitza without any plan. It just ends up like it does. I mean, to build a female from a rib...
Just give up trying to work us out, you never will... its just one of life's mysteries, just like the fact that women don't get overly upset about guys failure to multi-task (eg walk and talk at the same time, cooking dinner and watch tv, etc etc ).

[mstriumph]

It's hard work finding a man who gives good wallet.

..... erm .........not!!

'wallet' is easy ...... other, more desireable qualities are MUCH harder to find!!






:sunny:

[Number One]

..... erm .........not!!

'wallet' is easy ...... other, more desireable qualities are MUCH harder to find!!

Indeed! What she said. AND if wallet was all that mattered I'd have been a kept woman a long time ago as would a lot of my friends :lol:

[mstriumph]

Indeed! What she said. AND if wallet was all that mattered I'd have been a kept woman a long time ago as would a lot of my friends :lol:


what she said!! :first:

[BIHB@0610]

AND if wallet was all that mattered I'd have been a kept woman a long time ago as would a lot of my friends :lol:

Too true. I'd keep ya babe :love:

My girlfriends and I have had this conversation - between four of us, we earn over $450k a year - more than enough to flat together and have a fabulous lifestyle, if wallet was the only consideration. But for some strange reason, we are all still living singly, and we are happy to wait for as long as it takes for a good man (sans wallet!!).

[fastas8]

Im a Good Man....Ladies....I Like Women....I ride a Red VTR 1000.......Whats this thing about honda= gay???????????????????:beer::beer:

[Gremlin]

lol, as long as he doesn't want you to ride him as well.
a famous quote I saw, that a famous someone ex-kb had mounted on his bike...

"Gas, grass or arse, no-one rides for free". :whistle:

Brilliant :dodge:

[Bikernereid]

a famous quote I saw, that a famous someone ex-kb had mounted on his bike...

"Gas, grass or arse, no-one rides for free". :whistle:

Brilliant :dodge:

Have heard that from a resident KBer!!!!

[jrandom]

a famous quote I saw, that a famous someone ex-kb had mounted on his bike...

"Gas, grass or arse, no-one rides for free". :whistle:

Was it wrapped round the brake master cylinder?

:love:

I last saw that bike, looking very bent indeed, being trailered off the track at Taupo...

[alanzs]

What's this "arse" shit? Its "Grass, ass or cash, nobody rides for free."

You see, it all kinda rhymes. Arse doesn't rhyme with cash or gas... :shake:

[007XX]

What's this "arse" shit? Its "Grass, ass or cash, nobody rides for free."

You see, it all kinda rhymes. Arse doesn't rhyme with cash or gas... :shake:

Gah...*thud* The BDOTGNZA protests profusely.

And Arse can rhyme with a whole lot of things, trust me. You just got to say it right :bleh:

[Gremlin]

Was it wrapped round the brake master cylinder?

:love:

I last saw that bike, looking very bent indeed, being trailered off the track at Taupo...
yep... so thats what happened to it aye? bugger... Jace would have been gutted :weep: (along with the owner I would imagine)