Bleck ice 1...MV 0

[DMNTD]

Oh well...anyone after a dinged up MV Brutale-R?? :whistle:

[chanceyy]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bugger no way to :dodge: that

[Patch]

pics or it never happened :Pokey:

[sinfull]

No !!
Damb thats a shame Man !

[nodrog]

fuckin n00b!!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Oh well...anyone after a dinged up MV Brutale-R?? :whistle:



First question is are you ok because as you know bikes can be replaced.

[Stirts]

:gob:

Has you freezer burn on your bum bum?

[MSTRS]

Damn. And no doubt just when you were thinking it's time to trade on to something new....
Hope you are not suffering too much injury to pride or body

[mark247]

I'll take it off your hands for $20 au.

[Grub]

That is sad ... but hey, you've had it for more than two months so it was due for replacement surely.

So when, where and how?

[Crisis management]

Hope your Ok D, you can obviously still type.....

You mentioned adventure bikes a while ago; now's the chance to mod the Brutale as it must have the obligatory scuff marks already. :niceone:

[007XX]

Oh no, no, NOoooooo...Say it isn't so!

Hope you're ok mate?

[jrandom]

Woopsa daisy! You didn't still have it wearing Supercorsas, did you? Those things are lethal in the cold and the wet.

:no:

Anyway, it's just a machine, hopefully you're all in one piece bro?

[TaNkSlApT]

dude...... that blows. was it the bleck 910r you got in your photos? pm me a list of whats needed and ill price it up at work tomorrow for yoo.

[shafty]

BUGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRR!

Hoping you're in one piece and not typing with your nose (or any other inappropriate body parts)

Would you like to share your story with the group?

[Colapop]

Meh - it's not like you haven't fallen off before... but you coulda chosen a lesser bike to break!

You're typing... so you can't be too bad eh bro!

[DMNTD]

pics or it never happened :Pokey:
Patience you sadist you!


No !!
Damb thats a shame Man !
All good...I have a back up bike, or two



fuckin n00b!!
I just pee'd on you bed bro! :love:



First question is are you ok because as you know bikes can be replaced.
Oh sure I'm fine. Just cracked/broken a coup[le of ribs I think...bit of a gouge in the bod here 'n there. All good.


:gob:

Has you freezer burn on your bum bum?
Yeah...and Unit has just got her tongue stuck to my botty! :yes:


Damn. And no doubt just when you were thinking it's time to trade on to something new....
Hope you are not suffering too much injury to pride or body
Ha! Had just decided to keep the current garage full...oh well,no worries.
Not worried re pride as shit happens...I'm just no good at this low speed riding thing!!



So when, where and how?
LOL...leaving my road...clicked into 2nd gear and whammo! High side's aren't pleasant! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



dude...... that blows. was it the bleck 910r you got in your photos? pm me a list of whats needed and ill price it up at work tomorrow for yoo.
Yep...that one. No worries re the pricing as I work in the industry too.
Cheers though mate!

[NZsarge]

That's a bugger mate, y'all in one piece so ...

[kiwifruit]

Timmay!!!!!!!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

You obviously forgot to place your 'lucky' banana down ya pants before you went out riding. Dumbarse! :p


Glad you are OK!!!

[RantyDave]

Oh well...anyone after a dinged up MV Brutale-R?? :whistle:
Ohhhhh globbits. Upside down smiles all round.

Dave

[EJK]

Ouch.... :Oops:

[vifferman]

Shame, Dude. Hope your bruises heal quickly.

[Qkchk]

Oh sure I'm fine. Just cracked/broken a coup[le of ribs I think...bit of a gouge in the bod here 'n there. All good.


So you wont be needing any bamboo for changing gears? :dodge: Glad to hear youre ok.

[jrandom]

anyone after a dinged up MV Brutale-R??

Hmmm.

Y'know, it strikes me that you may well have failed, of late, to pay correct tribute to the Jandal.

Foolish is he who does not heed the Sign of the Jandal. Yea, verily, he shall be jandalled forthwith, for the Jandal cometh as a thief in the night, and hath many manifestations with which it chastises those who go upon two wheels.

:nono:

You best go back and have a look at that intersection, dude. I guarantee you there's a jandal hiding somewhere nearby. Perhaps, even, planted by your enemies.

One can only hope, in fact, that the Highway Patrol have not discovered the Power of the Jandal.

Because if they have, folks, God help us all.

God help us all.

[Devil]

Hey, at least it was yours. *ahem* :devil2:

Bad luck.

[bucket boy]

Couple of broken ribs hardly worth winging about DUMPTED.Not on a straight road again

[DMNTD]

Couple of broken ribs hardly worth winging about DUMPTED.Not on a straight road again
LOL...no shit,it was albeit off camber.
I must give up this slow riding...I'm no good at it! :blink:


Hey, at least it was yours. *ahem* :devil2:

Bad luck.
Mwahahahaa...


So you wont be needing any bamboo for changing gears? :dodge: Glad to hear youre ok.
Heh! Nah no need for the bamboo this time, dammit!
Bike will be written off...what's next eh? :sunny:

[Swoop]

Bummer dude!

You need to buy a Honda and read the instruction manual...

5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.



:rolleyes::laugh:

[Qkchk]

Bike will be written off...what's next eh? :sunny:


Insurance-jobs-are-us.
Do you want to update your bike but afraid of the reprocussions?
Call 0800 CRAPPED OFF and we can do it for you!



So what are ya gonna replace it with? :scratch:

[nodrog]

So what are ya gonna replace it with? :scratch:

the choice is obvious (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=80255&d=1197863861)!

[McDuck]

So you wright it off before i can even get to see it? Barsted.

[EJK]

Bike will be written off...what's next eh? :sunny:

Awww MATE! :pinch:
Sorry to hear... Hows the boo boo? :grouphug:

More post I read, the situation seems getting worse

[avgas]

i'll give ya $20 for it - i need a new coffee table, i have a piece of glass that would fit it good

[BarBender]

wtf!?!?!?!:blink:

[gijoe1313]

:gob: Crikey mate, you sure like the fun stuff doncha? :wacko: I think the girls in the horspital were wondering when you were coming back? :lol:

So I guess you will be casting your beady eyes about for a new ride as your ribs cement themselves back in place? :pinch:

[scracha]

Was it really really early in the morning?

Get gordie to weld on the training wheels.

[Kornholio]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plop :p

[robertydog]

Thats no good mate. Glad you are all good.

[Gremlin]

black ice got you on the superduke didn't? or was it a zx10...

You sure know how to buy and destroy bikes :done:

Certain people won't be occupied while you heal I guess... :shifty:

[EroSamnin]

Time to upgrade to a Hyosung. In October you can have mine :D

[Maha]

I take it this all happened under 11.4 seconds??....:niceone:

[RC1]

so whats the next upgrade? maybe a matching 1098 ?

[Swoop]

the choice is obvious (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=80255&d=1197863861)!

At least that will not fall over...:rolleyes:

[nodrog]

At least that will not fall over...:rolleyes:

i bet you he could make it:yes:

[GIXser]

Dude........ stick to xbox like me, the real thing scares me to much...:)

[007XX]

LOL...no shit,it was albeit off camber.
I must give up this slow riding...I'm no good at it! :blink:


Maybe you should take up ice skating?

Oh my bad, I guess you already have...:lol:

[Sanx]

Oh well...anyone after a dinged up MV Brutale-R?? :whistle:

Genius....

[yungatart]

Speechless...you've left me speechless!
(Trust me, that don't happen often!)

[boomer]

At least that will not fall over...:rolleyes:

i did when i took that picture.. i fell over laughin !

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[DMNTD]

LOL!!!!!!!! I've just been informed that it's a year TODAY since I binned my Superduke :clap:
Happy anniversary!



http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d98/volcomchik2006/catinhat.jpg

[McDuck]

LOL!!!!!!!! I've just been informed that it's a year TODAY since I binned my Superduke :clap:
Happy anniversary!



http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d98/volcomchik2006/catinhat.jpg

wasnt it the zx10 that you binned?



or was that the year before?

[DMNTD]

wasnt it the zx10 that you binned?

I did my '06 ZX10 in Feb last year...same road :blink:

[McDuck]

I did my '06 ZX10 in Feb last year...same road :blink:

Me thinks you need to change roads...





or buy a suzuki.....

[Mom]

I did my '06 ZX10 in Feb last year...same road :blink:

I reckon you should move house, that will fix the problem :shutup:

Glad you are not too banged up!

[McDuck]

So speeking of bleck ice, is there anything you can do about it other than prepare to hit the deck?

[DMNTD]

...or buy a suzuki.....
I've had one or 15+ mate but then I gained taste :dodge:

[DMNTD]

I reckon you should move house, that will fix the problem :shutup:

Glad you are not too banged up!

It's ever since I've slowed down in order to ride "safer" :laugh:
Fark it...I was better off when I was riding like a mad man!

[McDuck]

I've had one or 15+ mate but then I gained taste :dodge:

or you started taking drugs....

[DMNTD]

or you started taking drugs....

No, actually...I stopped taking drugs and saw the error of my ways

[McDuck]

No, actually...I stopped taking drugs and saw the error of my ways

I know when i am beaten.

[MadDuck]

Damn bugger and whoopsie....Good to hear you are not too hurt - hope you didnt scuff that georeous new jacket of yours :eek:

[DMNTD]

Damn bugger and whoopsie....Good to hear you are not too hurt - hope you didnt scuff that georeous new jacket of yours :eek:

No darlings I didn't...was wearing a "work" jacket.
I'm not too sore apart from my ribs. I even went into work this arvo

[boomer]

I even went into work this arvo


I bet WINZ were happy to see you ok..!!!! :p

[Mom]

It's ever since I've slowed down in order to ride "safer" :laugh:
Fark it...I was better off when I was riding like a mad man!

Hows your helmet? :whistle: :blip:

[DMNTD]

Hows your helmet? :whistle: :blip:

Untouched!! :2thumbsup

[Mom]

Untouched!! :2thumbsup

*phew* I was worried you were going to say polished for a moment :innocent:

[DMNTD]

*phew* I was worried you were going to say polished for a moment :innocent:

It's matt black...needs a firm polishing

[scracha]

So speeking of bleck ice, is there anything you can do about it other than prepare to hit the deck?

Yeah...don't ride on anything shiny.

[Number One]

Yeah...don't ride on anything shiny.

:lol: indeed :niceone:

Sorry to hear of your bin, good to see you're up and about, take care and don't breathe too hard for a while, and avoid coughing too ;)

[DMNTD]

... don't breathe too hard for a while, and avoid coughing too ;)

LOL...my biggest problem is not laughing...damn drugs! :wari:

[boomer]

LOL...my biggest problem is not laughing...damn drugs! :wari:

Send some up via courier mate...! I could do with a laugh.

[Kornholio]

Send some up via courier mate...! I could do with a laugh.

How about, you and logan are going to win the endurance race :D or even better, you and Logan are going to beat Me and Fishflaps :spanking:

[avgas]

No, actually...I stopped taking drugs and saw the error of my ways
Prison sex does that to a man

[DMNTD]

Prison sex does that to a man

Heh...it was just last night and I've been on the outside for ages now e hoa :buggerd:

[placidfemme]

awww you poor thing! Hope the ribs heal soon! Never a better excuse (other than "just because I can") to buy a new bike... lol not that you need any excuses at the rate you go through them sexy beasts, its expected of you now!

[stify]

bugger au, oh an congrats on ya binaversery....:blink:

spose i don't get a ride now...:no:

[McJim]

Nae luck big fella. It's a real shame coz after you offered me a ride on one of your bikes if I was ever up your way I was planning a trip to see what these 910r s are all aboot.:rofl:

Seriously though - glad you're still in one piece...more or less.

[Brett]

What a silly man. Ah well, it was DUE for upgrade anyway wasn't it Chris :) At least the Duke is still looking the business end of a sharp stick. Hope you heal Ok & fast. How bad is the MV?

[Mr Skid]

You best go back and have a look at that intersection, dude. I guarantee you there's a jandal hiding somewhere nearby. Perhaps, even, planted by your enemies.I find they tend to lodge in the frame. You may wish to check there sir.

[Mikkel]

Sorry to hear it mate - at least it was a nekkid bike :niceone:

:chase:

Heal quick!


No, actually...I stopped taking drugs and saw the error of my ways

Much like the Suzukis I presume :yes:


Yeah...don't ride on anything shiny.

Or ride something hot enough that it'll melt the ice before you hit it. Dunno what that would be though - seeing as the MV didn't manage that.

[EJK]

So..... Back on to the CV50? ;)

[mugins]

Well well well u silly f#@k

[skidMark]

oh well...anyone after a dinged up mv brutale-r?? :whistle:


lollerskatesroflmfao

[DMNTD]

lollerskatesroflmfao

Glad you find broken ribs,a binned 30K bike funny...ya cock.

[Grahameeboy]

Glad you find broken ribs,a binned 30K bike funny...ya cock.

I thought it was a banana!!

[Grahameeboy]

I was thinking, maybe you need tyre warmers so the tyres melt the ice...:2thumbsup

[SixPackBack]

Glad you find broken ribs,a binned 30K bike funny...ya cock.

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[Unit]

Well what can I say. We had too many bike in the garage anyway. I know Mr D loves me playing nurse :doctor: but I think this takes it too far.

[Pussy]

Yep, I reckon it was just an excuse to get you in to that nurse's uniform, Unit