Scumdog missing in unusual circumstances

[dangerous]

Now... some info has come to me via Aussie contacts, SD started this thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=79104 and some of us thought he was trolling and the likes of me was thinking he was on holiday, but he dosent go anywere with out Chrisie Bimbo aka Norma Gean (whom s on line as I type

Now it's a bit of a co-incidence that a drug-bust of at least $400 MILLION dollars happened in Aussie at the same time scummie was there, the ecstasy was hidden in 100's of cans labeled 'Tomatos' and filled a fair amount of room in a shipping container..heaps of arrests etc.
What has he been up to?

[Cajun]

dodgy bugger, them southern coppers

[dangerous]

dodgy bugger, them southern coppers

well yeah, CB isnt answering the phone, so Im not sure but after looking up the Oz news the bust is for real, was he under cover or involved, he is somewhat sus but I wouldent have thought (even after seeing odd shit around there place) that he would go that far, then again I have never trusted the coppers from the grunts to the highrarkie... eg, Scott Watson stich up.

[98tls]

I reckon hes walking the road to Woodstock searching for a certain piece of Sporty............:laugh:

[Swoop]

So Sir Scummy of the South has been over there buying tomatoes?:scratch:

[Cajun]

well he can't go undercover in nz, since his topless body was shown front page of the paper.

those aussies can't read so they be okay

[Gubb]

Someone's gotta supply McJim his fix.

[Skunk]

He's dirty man! All coppers are.

[sels1]

I reckon hes walking the road to Woodstock searching for a certain piece of Sporty............:laugh:

ha - it will be a rusty piece of zorst by now

[NighthawkNZ]

He is with Elvis.... :blink:

[Swoop]

He's dirty man! All coppers are.
I'm sure there will be soap and a shower, in The Riviera of the South.

[dangerous]

He is with Elvis.... :blink:

Yeah ut I seen Elvis down at the burger bar yesterday, I havnt seen SD for a while, or do you mean hes as high as, or dead as:blink:

[Kickaha]

I might be down his way in a couple of weeks I'll go and kick his door down, or stop at the local donut shop and see whats happening:rolleyes:

[NighthawkNZ]

Yeah ut I seen Elvis down at the burger bar yesterday, I havnt seen SD for a while, or do you mean hes as high as, or dead as:blink:

nah as far as I know the last email I had from him... (a couple of days ago) he is on holiday...

[avgas]

Scum always seems to sit on the surface of my roasts.........has anyone checked the top?
I mean doesn't scum go from the bottom up to the top.......mabey he's running 90 mile?

[MyGSXF]

:shit: Pa's missing...???!!!??? :confused: NNoooooooooooooooo..... :crybaby:

come back.. come back!!!!! :hug:

[oldrider]

He is with Elvis.... :blink:

No he isn't, I saw Elvis yesterday! :shifty: John.

[tri boy]

nah as far as I know the last email I had from him... (a couple of days ago) he is on holiday...

They give copper's holidays??????? WTF!
Theyr'e OUR slaves.:argh:

[NighthawkNZ]

They give copper's holidays??????? WTF!
Theyr'e OUR slaves.:argh:

hes a cop... well thats a double life and a smack in the face with a wet fish, ...you learn something new everyday... <_<

[Colapop]

As I understand he spent time skulking round at least one airport... maybe he's retraining to become a beagle?

One little lady was happy to see you anyway Scummie!!

[alanzs]

He is with Elvis.... :blink:

Its all part of the CONSPIRACY! :hug:

[terbang]

Oh what, he is missing? Hope he returns, he cooks a mighty fine rabbit stew. Also keeps some of the tossers around here on their toes by putting a common sense balance to their anti police screaming.

[Swoop]

Quite true Terbang.

Has anyone tried contacting the "Lost and found" office? He might be there.

[NighthawkNZ]

Has anyone tried contacting the "Lost and found" office? He might be there.

my theory is still the best... with Elvis... Elvis Hummingburgh he lives down the road...

[oldrider]

Scummys having time out up at Mapua (dress optional) motor camp! :shifty:

He goes at this time of the year to practice his quick change routine cos it's so changeable :cold::sunny::cold::sunny: :confused: John.

[avgas]

Quite true Terbang.

Has anyone tried contacting the "Lost and found" office? He might be there.
- 1 left shoe, adidas brand.
- 1 cellphone, broken nokia.
- 1 wallet, empty.
- 1 Iron Maiden t-shirt.
- 1 pair of sunglasses.
- 23 pokemon cards
......well i'll be........

[idb]

I reckon he might have become a victim of the Balclutha Triangle...also known as The Clutha Cleft.

She drinks at the Flying Jug and when she takes a liking to ya there is no choice given and usually no hope of return to this dimension.

[Patrick]

Now... some info has come to me via Aussie contacts, SD started this thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=79104 and some of us thought he was trolling and the likes of me was thinking he was on holiday, but he dosent go anywere with out Chrisie Bimbo aka Norma Gean (whom s on line as I type

Now it's a bit of a co-incidence that a drug-bust of at least $400 MILLION dollars happened in Aussie at the same time scummie was there, the ecstasy was hidden in 100's of cans labeled 'Tomatos' and filled a fair amount of room in a shipping container..heaps of arrests etc.
What has he been up to?

I saw those cans of Tomatos - there were no tassels on them, so they aren't his...

[westie]

Feels quite good. I heard many nzers go to aussie to stay

[dangerous]

As I understand he spent time skulking round at least one airport... maybe he's retraining to become a beagle?

One little lady was happy to see you anyway Scummie!!

Yes that little Ladie being SpeedyGirl, I heard she had seen him, was SD being acompanyed at that point?

Now I have spoken with CB aka Norma Gean, and it apaires SD was involved with smugling in Aussie... she couldent say to much but DONT expect SD back soon, ohh and theres a free and single CB going in Clutha, comes with not one but two Hardly Dangerusesesessssssss

[McJim]

I might head over to his hoose over the next coupla weeks tae see about some tomatoes I need for my bolognaise sauce.

[Grahameeboy]

I might head over to his hoose over the next coupla weeks tae see about some tomatoes I need for my bolognaise sauce.

Don't give it to the kids eh??

[dangerous]

I might head over to his hoose over the next coupla weeks tae see about some tomatoes I need for my bolognaise sauce.

You are a Scot ya bloody half wit, not a Iti... se consideering selling ya bike has fuked with ya already... you eat Haggis :Punk:

[McJim]

You are a Scot ya bloody half wit, not a Iti... se consideering selling ya bike has fuked with ya already... you eat Haggis :Punk:

Yeah, but the bike is Bolognaise (It's made in Bologna) :rofl:

[peasea]

Now... some info has come to me via Aussie contacts, SD started this thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=79104 and some of us thought he was trolling and the likes of me was thinking he was on holiday, but he dosent go anywere with out Chrisie Bimbo aka Norma Gean (whom s on line as I type

Now it's a bit of a co-incidence that a drug-bust of at least $400 MILLION dollars happened in Aussie at the same time scummie was there, the ecstasy was hidden in 100's of cans labeled 'Tomatos' and filled a fair amount of room in a shipping container..heaps of arrests etc.
What has he been up to?

Who cares?
He's a big boy.
(So the Winton Rugby Club says.....)

[Swoop]

and it apaires SD was involved with smugling in Aussie... she couldent say to much but DONT expect SD back soon

Caught smuggling Harley parts in a body orifice???:shit:

[peasea]

Caught smuggling Harley parts in a body orifice???:shit:

They can't have been 'forward controls' then.

[Swoop]

They can't have been 'forward controls' then.
A full set of headers, exhaust, and mirrors...

:spanking:

[peasea]

A full set of headers, exhaust, and mirrors...

:spanking:

......and a 'big block' Milwaukee Vibrator?

He's gonna kill me.

[dangerous]

......and a 'big block' Milwaukee Vibrator?

He's gonna kill me.

That will be why the Aussie police couldnt wipe the grin of his face :crazy:

[peasea]

That will be why the Aussie police couldnt wipe the grin of his face :crazy:


Soooo, what DID they wipe off his face?

[doc]

Personally I think cos of his involvment with KB'r he was demoted to Highway patrol and was so ashamed he decided to log off KB. CB is still chasing burglars tho , dressed in a rather fitting nightie. If it was me I wouldn't be running too hard. And nothing would be flailing round either. :banana:

[peasea]

Personally I think cos of his involvment with KB'r he was demoted to Highway patrol and was so ashamed he decided to log off KB. CB is still chasing burglars tho , dressed in a rather fitting nightie. If it was me I wouldn't be running too hard. And nothing would be flailing round either. :banana:


THAT is WAY too much information.
Funny tho.

[Squiggles]

dressed in a rather fitting nightie.


one of these?http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OmcrrcYdL._AA280_.jpg all kitted out for hot pursuit

[terbang]

Yup, just like that. But CB´s cuter...

[doc]

Yup, just like that. But CB´s cuter...

Obviously you are a pilot with taste. :msn-wink:

[scumdog]

So....now I find out what you lot have been up to when my back is turned!!

Some things just can't be kept quiet eh....loose-lips-sink-ships and all that guys..:Oi:

[98tls]

This thread is "useless without pics".:beer:

[dangerous]

So....now I find out what you lot have been up to when my back is turned!!

Some things just can't be kept quiet eh....loose-lips-sink-ships and all that guys..:Oi:

fuk me... they have the net in the nick, the system is so fucked up its not funny.

[NighthawkNZ]

So....now I find out what you lot have been up to when my back is turned!!

Some things just can't be kept quiet eh....loose-lips-sink-ships and all that guys..:Oi:

errr so how was Elvis....?

[98tls]

errr so how was Elvis....? Stoned and sweating like a pig.

[scumdog]

Hmm, the conversations at thePissed Penguin are going to be interesting I'd say..<_<

[McJim]

Hmm, the conversations at thePissed Penguin are going to be interesting I'd say..<_<

Are you gonna make some tomato soup? :drool::doobey:

[scumdog]

Are you gonna make some tomato soup? :drool::doobey:

Nah, the beagles were too crafty for me..:pinch:

[McJim]

Nah, the beagles were too crafty for me..:pinch:
That's the band that's part Bee Gees and part The Eagles innit?:rofl: