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Nasty
13th August 2008, 19:18
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your
sex has become routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and
Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex,
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough
problems of my own.

Grub
13th August 2008, 19:23
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own.

Huh? ... WTF? ... Screw You!

Nasty
13th August 2008, 19:25
Huh? ... WTF? ... Screw You!


Oh oh oh ... what room tonight????? :jerry:

awayatc
13th August 2008, 19:40
Same research:

What do men do immediately after having had great sex?

2% indulge in afterplay
5% fall asleep
93% get dressed and go home

:scooter:

nudemetalz
13th August 2008, 21:10
Sheez,...Grub & Nasty's house isa rockin' tonight, Baby !!! :gob:

Patrick
18th August 2008, 21:13
Same research:

What do men do immediately after having had great sex?

93% get dressed and go home

:scooter:

To their wives???

Uh oh....... Caught. This is gonna hur

merv
18th August 2008, 21:54
Sheez,...Grub & Nasty's house isa rockin' tonight, Baby !!! :gob:

Yeah I can hear it from my house :gob: ...... or do you reckon that was just a thunderstorm passing :yes: ?

Nasty
19th August 2008, 15:57
Yeah I can hear it from my house :gob: ...... or do you reckon that was just a thunderstorm passing :yes: ?

Yeah it was the thunderstorm :jerry:

yungatart
19th August 2008, 15:59
Umm, what is sex????

Colapop
19th August 2008, 16:06
Sex is a gender issue...

Stirts
19th August 2008, 16:07
Umm, what is sex????

With tart in your name I would've thought you had known that missy!! :bleh:

Butt for all you boys and girls that don't know.............

rat biker 08
19th August 2008, 17:31
LOL:woohoo::rockon::done:

yungatart
19th August 2008, 17:33
With tart in your name I would've thought you had known that missy!! :bleh:

Butt for all you boys and girls that don't know.............

Sooooo, its one of those things I can look forward to when Zac leaves on Thursday??

MSTRS
19th August 2008, 17:34
ooooh, pick me! pick me!!! :jumpingupanddown:

Patrick
19th August 2008, 20:25
Yeah I can hear it from my house :gob: ...... or do you reckon that was just a thunderstorm passing :yes: ?

Might have been the kindergarten party at One Tree Hill. Bob the Builder too loud at 6.30pm.... them kids pinging on coloured lolly water creating a storm.