Reasons to date bikers (help needed)

[midnight_lykos]

Hey, I wasn't too sure if someone had done this (they probably have and I'm sorry if so) and I wasn't too sure what forum to place it in.

I've seen so many lists of why to date hockey players and why to date soccer players, and I thought, what about a list for Bikers? Cause, let's face it, Bikers are the best guys to date - well, for a new biker chick like myself.

I've got a few to start off with and I'd really appreciate it if you'd pitch in some ideas. And if you think it's extremely gay, well, let me know and I'll hide in shame.

Reasons To Date Bikers (Some quick ones I thought of)

1. They always wear protection. :niceone:

2. The guys always have something long and hard between their legs.

3. If they see an opening between two things, they’ll try to fit themselves in it.

4. A slight flick of the wrist can get them all revved up and ready to go.

5. Their engines are always still hot after, and they can appreciate, a good ride.

Hope these give you some ideas.

Cheers,

midnight_lykos

[Sparky Bills]

Well im a biker, Mountain biker AND Hockey player...:rockon:

Havnt actually heard any reasons to date a hockey player though... must be out of the loop.

[sinfull]

A good percntage of bikers try to get the rubber smokin !

[peasea]

Hey, I wasn't too sure if someone had done this (they probably have and I'm sorry if so) and I wasn't too sure what forum to place it in.

I've seen so many lists of why to date hockey players and why to date soccer players, and I thought, what about a list for Bikers? Cause, let's face it, Bikers are the best guys to date - well, for a new biker chick like myself.

I've got a few to start off with and I'd really appreciate it if you'd pitch in some ideas. And if you think it's extremely gay, well, let me know and I'll hide in shame.

Reasons To Date Bikers (Some quick ones I thought of)

1. They always wear protection. :niceone:

2. The guys always have something long and hard between their legs.

3. If they see an opening between two things, they’ll try to fit themselves in it.

4. A slight flick of the wrist can get them all revved up and ready to go.

5. Their engines are always still hot after, and they can appreciate, a good ride.

Hope these give you some ideas.

Cheers,

Louise

They are trustworthy.
Your phone number please.

[Headbanger]

Pregnancy.....

[Mom]

The sporty riders generally have tight abs and buns.....good muscles for thrusting :o

[Pedrostt500]

Some are Crusisers and happy to go all night

[sinfull]

Riders don't get all squeemish if it gets really wet !

[Sparky Bills]

Honda riders are good handling and smooth.
Plus exceptional build quality :clap:

[peasea]

We are also very serious types.
Phone number....................???

[peasea]

Honda riders are good handling and smooth.
Plus exceptional build quality :clap:

So you have big hands and shave a lot?

[Sparky Bills]

XL Gloves, and everyones gota take care of themselves aye :dodge:

[cave weta]

Dirt Riders are not :buggerd:as bad as they sound! eeeeuuuw!

[peasea]

Dirt Riders are not :buggerd:as bad as they sound! eeeeuuuw!

Oh, that's so lame, I love it......
Don't you DARE take my job.

[Mom]

Dirt Riders are not :buggerd:as bad as they sound! eeeeuuuw!

Dirt Riders wash thoroughly before coming to bed...:drool:

[gammaguy]

road racers stick it in harder,go in deeper and burn rubber on the way out:yes:

[Subike]

old riders just keep on going

[mister.koz]

1. Bikers are used to holding on tight during a damn good thrashing
2. Bikers usually come slow and go fast through curves
3. Nothing quite like someone who keeps their engine clean and well lubed
4. Bikers are not worried about making heaps of noise
5. Bikers know the difference between leather and pvc
6. Bikers are normally happy to be tied down unless they are doing the riding

- damn, not on form today.

[peasea]

I still don't see no freakin phone number.........

[mister.koz]

I still don't see no freakin phone number.........

mine? sorry man, i don't do guys.

[Squiggles]

Dirt Riders wash thoroughly before coming to bed...:drool:

Dirt bikers dont start easily when hot. :buggerd: :lol:

[sinfull]

I still don't see no freakin phone number.........

Bikers never give up !

[FJRider]

Honda riders are good handling and smooth.

Plus exceptional build quality :clap:


:lol:Contradiction in term's...:lol:

[TOTO]

The more bikers show up for the ride, the better.

Bikers are happy to just come for a ride, and it doesn't have to lead anywhere.

Bikers like variety of lean angles.

Bikers like to sometimes get it up just for the viewing pleasure of others :D

Bikers are good c**ts

[midnight_lykos]

Lol, you guys have all got some kick ass ideas. When i get the chance, I'll compile a massive list. Keep them coming, I really appreciate the help.

Wheelies aren't the only thing they can keep up for ages.

They treat their engine with the uttermost care.

They don't care if it's slippery when wet.

They look good in leather.

They can apply their brakes and stop themselves quickly, to prevent 'accidents.'

[Nagash]

Bikers have the most fun not in the destination, but the journey.

Bikers will go an extra mile (or 50) just for fun.

Bikers are great fun when riding solo, but even more fun in groups.

[MyGSXF]

Bikers DO IT in leathers!!!!! :drool::drool:

[Sanx]

Most bikers have a big shiny helmet?

[Mikkel]

You need a reason? :eek5:

Surely you're not cut out to date a biker then... :no:

[FJRider]

It's OK to watch Bikers doing it by themselves...