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WINJA
17th January 2005, 20:49
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, " My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at K Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars ...a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to K Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ K Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to K Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping @ K Mart

StoneChucker
17th January 2005, 20:59
:killingme

avgas
17th January 2005, 21:06
Bit like that,
"Watch for Slow Children" sign - makes you feel like your at a zoo

Sniper
18th January 2005, 10:46
Hehe, good one

Coyote
18th January 2005, 11:01
:killingme

No caps :niceone:

curious george
18th January 2005, 11:06
Ha! Very good

Jamezo
18th January 2005, 13:07
:killingme

No caps :niceone:

copy. paste. PLESE JUMP UP MY BUTT YUO MANTURNIP!!!##2

WINJA
18th January 2005, 14:43
:killingme

No caps :niceone:
NO CAPS CAUSE I STOLE IT

Blakamin
18th January 2005, 15:50
NO CAPS CAUSE I STOLE IT
was gunna say that you C&P'd it but didnt wanna go thru that again..... :Pokey:

StoneChucker
18th January 2005, 19:27
How else do you get jokes. VERY few people make up their own jokes, or GOOD ones at least. So ofcourse the ones you hear are copied from somewhere/someone.

Roadrash
18th January 2005, 19:31
:crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: