The fastest KB racer?

[carver]

who is the fastest KB racer?

[Sparky Bills]

I am... :bleh:

[Ixion]

Obviously. me. Noone- but no-one pilots a zimmer frame faster than me.

[carver]

Obviously. me. Noone- but no-one pilots a zimmer frame faster than me.

really, is that code for BMW GS?

[svr]

who is the fastest KB racer?

Its close between Carver and Craig Shiriffs (Carver would have em round the loop tho aye?)

[CHOPPA]

yeah either gixer racer or samsmith88 or speedracerjimmy

[carver]

Its close between Carver and Craig Shiriffs (Carver would have em round the loop tho aye?)

not a hope!

[Crazy Steve]

I would say Timmay is the fastest...

Crazy Steve..

[carver]

I would say Timmay is the fastest...

Crazy Steve..

Crazy Steve..

[MadDuck]

Some strange dude with last name of "Harris" kind of springs to mind......

[98tls]

Some strange dude with last name of "Harris" kind of springs to mind...... :2thumbsupyep.

[kiwifruit]

Matt Bleck

[avgas]

Motoracer........if he's not the fastest he's the craziest

[dino3310]

Some strange dude with last name of "Harris" kind of springs to mind......

there are the few that are in a league of there own,
but Shaun's da MAN

[SixPackBack]

Motoracer........if he's not the fastest he's the craziest

I can remember 'Girvi' dustin' Motoracer up on a northland run.......the fallout on KB was reminiscent of the recent incident at laguna seca where Rossi smoked Stoner resulting in a bit of finger pointing and sulking.....hahahahaha

Nope Motoracer aint that fast or crazy anymore, think he's been caught up!

[Shaun]

Thanks crew, But I am an old has been NOW:dodge:

1) Craig Shirriffs- Most history and experience

2) Sam Smith- Not YET Finished in his learning stage of racers groth

3) Speed racer jimmy- NOT Seen his true potentuall yet, raced all last season with a dodgy knee

4) Choppa- Showing brilliant form and attitude

5) White trash- would have been a real threat, if he had stayed on a 600 by now

[imdying]

Thanks crew, But I am an old has been NOW:dodge:No way man! I doubt anyone in your list would want to run against you at the IOM! Old don't make ya a has been! :Punk:

[Joni]

Yup, Mr Harris would be right up there for me....

But Im going to go with another line of thinking... my call would be Andy Scrivener, aka Scrivy. He been NZ champ how many times now? 6? 7? :niceone:

[Goblin]

Let's see how Sketchy Racer goes next season.:rockon:

[Quasievil]

mmmm if we are talking current racer and active KB member? then Whitetrash, CHOPPA (recent), Nicko.

Not so sure about the south island crew though.

[Matt Bleck]

gixer racer / Craig Shirriffs

[jrandom]

gixer racer / Craig Shirriffs

Quack.<tenchar>

[FROSTY]

The fastest is craig---it aint a discussion FFS --just check the lap times :innocent:

[Colapop]

SkidMark is - he'll tell you so!! Just ask him.

[driftn]

Me.

White trash

Deano. Tied for second

Vicki (flame)

Then last but not least Drew. If he could finish a race he would have scored a little better.

[wharfy]

The fastest is craig---it aint a discussion FFS --just check the lap times :innocent:

Is he a KB'er ?

[FROSTY]

Is he a KB'er ?
Yup he sure is --check -um gixxeracer I think

[Ivan]

My picks

not in order

Gixxer Racer, Jay Racer37 (Jay Lawrence), Shaun, Codgyolracer, SamSmith88, Speed racer Jimmy,

Im surprised young Jay hasnt been mentioned till now he is very quick indeed

[CHOPPA]

My picks

not in order

Gixxer Racer, Jay Racer37 (Jay Lawrence), Shaun, Codgyolracer, SamSmith88, Speed racer Jimmy,

Im surprised young Jay hasnt been mentioned till now he is very quick indeed

forgot about jay!

[driftn]

Thats cause hes slow:no:. I beat him last round:laugh:

[DEATH_INC.]

Gimme a decent bike..... :dodge:

[driftn]

Gimme a decent bike..... :dodge:

You have the best of them all mate.

[Deano]

No one has mentioned Johnny B yet.

I reckon next years Nat's will be entertaining -KBer's I know competing - JB, Choppa, Craig Shirriffs, Sam Smith...........is Jay Lawrence ?

[gav]

Dom Jones?

[CHOPPA]

Dom Jones?

Ah yeah, there was a good article in this months brm, it would be interesting to see how our top boys went against him

[CHOPPA]

No one has mentioned Johnny B yet.

I reckon next years Nat's will be entertaining -KBer's I know competing - JB, Choppa, Craig Shirriffs, Sam Smith...........is Jay Lawrence ?

Johnny for sure, yeah heard that Jay is riding 600s again i doubt it will be on kwaka thats all

[owner]

I dont think he's a KB'er but how would dirty old A, Slight match up with these guys? He must still be pretty fast.

[_Gina_]

I dont think he's a KB'er but how would dirty old A, Slight match up with these guys? He must still be pretty fast.
I think that's a good call mate, he's fast, and he's smooth and he makes it look effortless imo.

[gav]

I've always been surprised that we haven't seen Slighty race the Nationals, after he came back home.

[driftn]

Thats cause he is scared of the Mairs:wari:

[Toaster]

Some strange dude with last name of "Harris" kind of springs to mind......

By a country mile!

[brads]

I've always been surprised that we haven't seen Slighty race the Nationals, after he came back home.

UM? why would he? hes been there done that.

[Sketchy_Racer]

I guess that means he no longer gets a kick out of motorcycle racing?

You can just race for fun you know, and I don't think it'll be hard for him to get a sponsored ride!

[merv]

I dont think he's a KB'er but how would dirty old A, Slight match up with these guys? He must still be pretty fast.

Last time I saw Aaron race on the road was Wanganui 2002 for that big 50th anniversary meeting.

'spose he does look a bit "dirty" in this pic:

[Joni]

Ah yeah, there was a good article in this months brm, it would be interesting to see how our top boys went against himDamn good article eh? But yes I agree, Dom should be right at the top of the list!

Spent some time chatting to his dad again yesterday, he is sooo damn proud, its really lovely to see! I reckon in a few years the 3 Jones boys will be unstoppable, look at Cameron, he already took the 125's last year!

[Sollyboy]

yeah either gixer racer or samsmith88 or speedracerjimmy

yeah have to be samsmith88,SS//88, sam smith hh,sam smith heil hitler, SS heil hitler , hope he dont have shave head and tats

[enigma51]

Im sorry but you are all forgetting the one and only
BOOMER he is fast as fuck!

Cowpoos might be just as fast but boomer has never had the reason to push it hard .... always just enough to win!

[Crasherfromwayback]

I dont think he's a KB'er but how would dirty old A, Slight match up with these guys? He must still be pretty fast.

He'd waste them if he wanted to.


I think that's a good call mate, he's fast, and he's smooth and he makes it look effortless imo.

Aye. I've ridden with and raced against a LOT of fast people...but when I rode with Aaron at Manfeild when we made a dvd...I realized that Aaron and people like him, are on a different level.


I've always been surprised that we haven't seen Slighty race the Nationals, after he came back home.

He's got nothing to prove...and wouldn't want to risk getting taken out and fucked up by some tosser that wanted to 'show' him how good he/she is.


UM? why would he? hes been there done that.

You've got it.


I guess that means he no longer gets a kick out of motorcycle racing?

You can just race for fun you know, and I don't think it'll be hard for him to get a sponsored ride!

He's simply a winner that doesn't do things unless he wants to.

[svr]

I've always been surprised that we haven't seen Slighty race the Nationals, after he came back home.


Slights a keen cyclist (have ridden with him a couple of times around lake taupo), so the last thing he wants is some young johnny t-boning one his cycling legs in the first turn. (Anyone remember Richard Scott comming back from 500 GP having raced for Kenny Roberts and racing 250 production?! What the...)

SBK isnt the same now we dont get to see Slighty take em on aye? Don't know what you got till its gone, etc... Pity, and may be a long time before we see another world-class kiwi up there.

[Crasherfromwayback]

SBK isnt the same now we dont get to see Slighty take em on aye? Don't know what you got till its gone, etc... Pity, and may be a long time before we see another world-class kiwi up there.

Don't fret mate...I've dusted off my skeleton suit...just waiting for the phone call.

Beginning to wonder if they've misplaced my number.

[merv]

Perhaps carver is waiting for you to lend him that suit Pete else he would have won the world championship already.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Perhaps carver is waiting for you to lend him that suit Pete else he would have won the world championship already.

From what I've seen/heard of that tosser mate...I wouldn't lend him my gruts.

He sent me a message once saying "we're not all track fags...the road is the REAL race track"...or words to that effect.

What an oily wankstain he? is.

Real men/women show us how good they are (if they're that way inclined) with results, rather than stupidity on public roads.

I rate people that try to show us how good they are on public roads only slightly above kiddy fiddlers. They're both a menace to society.

Gutless.

[k14]

Im sorry but you are all forgetting the one and only
BOOMER he is fast as fuck!

Cowpoos might be just as fast but boomer has never had the reason to push it hard .... always just enough to win!
Yeah and don't forget Ivan...

[ManDownUnder]

Bikespeed - Shaun
Mouthspeed - tough call.

[Joni]

Mouthspeed - tough call.Now thats a new dimension all together... :wari:

[svr]

Pete - easy old timer - remember what the doctor said...

Still fit the skeleton suit?
Should do that tri series over the summer for a laff!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Pete - easy old timer - remember what the doctor said...

Still fit the skeleton suit?
Should do that tri series over the summer for a laff!

Yep....fits like a (tight) glove!

I'm not over the whole racing 'thing' mate. I'll pop up where you least expect it.

[jrandom]

He sent me a message once saying "we're not all track fags...the road is the REAL race track"...or words to that effect.

What an oily wankstain he? is.

carver talks huge steaming piles of shit, and then gets on his bike and rides on the road exactly the same as the rest of us. Probably more cautiously than some, from what I've seen.


Real men/women show us how good they are (if they're that way inclined) with results, rather than stupidity on public roads.

Fuckin' aye.


Gutless.

Or maybe just hasn't quite grown up to an extent that'd stop him from getting his jollies winding folk up on the internets.

It'd be nice if half the stuff typed on this forum wasn't pure fantasising, but unfortunately, that's not the case and never will be.

[enigma51]

Boomer is fast on the road and track


Carver this thread is useless without a poll

The options should be
Boomer
Boomhauer
No one else!

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Boomer is fast on the road and track


Carver this thread is useless without a poll

The options should be
Boomer
Boomhauer
No one else!

I can't help but agree with you there El Dudarino, but we're forgetting the big 'ol dirty dark horse - Brian Steele.
That guy kicks major asshole.

[blue eyed savage]

i am just give me ur bike

[carver]

From what I've seen/heard of that tosser mate...I wouldn't lend him my gruts.

He sent me a message once saying "we're not all track fags...the road is the REAL race track"...or words to that effect.

What an oily wankstain he? is.

Real men/women show us how good they are (if they're that way inclined) with results, rather than stupidity on public roads.

I rate people that try to show us how good they are on public roads only slightly above kiddy fiddlers. They're both a menace to society.

Gutless.

wow, your a real serious guy eh...

your rating system needs some reconsideration!

get angry, its the internet after all!

[sidecar bob]

Seeing as you guys have got your heads buried so far up your solo bike arses to even aknowledge Jonis' earlier post, Lets put it another way.
Has any KB member apart from Scrivy, owned the lap record for every track in the country?

[SixPackBack]

Seeing as you guys have got your heads buried so far up your solo bike arses to even aknowledge Jonis' earlier post, Lets put it another way.
Has any KB member apart from Scrivy, owned the lap record for every track in the country?

Are we talking about motorcycles?......sidecars are not bikes, they are a sad abomination from WW2

[Kickaha]

Are we talking about motorcycles?......sidecars are not bikes, they are a sad abomination from WW2

The thread said KB racer it didn't specify Motorcycles

I'll pay for your GSXR riding arse to go out with Scurvy at the Sidecar have a go day and see if that changes your opinion

[carver]

The thread said KB racer it didn't specify Motorcycles

I'll pay for your GSXR riding arse to go out with Scurvy at the Sidecar have a go day and see if that changes your opinion

fuck yeah, i would love to!
must be a cool rush!

[SixPackBack]

The thread said KB racer it didn't specify Motorcycles

I'll pay for your GSXR riding arse to go out with Scurvy at the Sidecar have a go day and see if that changes your opinion

So car racers, horse racers, boat racers are all included?

Yeah I'm sure Scurvy would scare the shit out of me, but not on a bike!?

[enigma51]

I can't help but agree with you there El Dudarino, but we're forgetting the big 'ol dirty dark horse - Brian Steele.
That guy kicks major asshole.

Very very good point there but issnt he down on horsepower?

[sidecar bob]

So car racers, horse racers, boat racers are all included?


No, I think its fair to say anything that is raced on an MNZ licence would be reasonable.

[roogazza]

Has any KB member apart from Scrivy, owned the lap record for every track in the country?

Mate, the coulda,shoulda,wouldas don't win races and still flap on here like experts ! ( quiet lately, maybe the penny's dropped ?)
How they think they compare with Craig S. amazes me. Gaz.

[GIXser]

Gimme a decent bike..... :dodge:

and a haircut.....

[driftn]

and a haircut.....



He needs hair to cut first mate:laugh:

[wybmadiity]

Kornholio would be fastest on the Coro circuit :dodge:

[CHET]

Its me just give me a good 600 please .

[Kornholio]

Boomer is fast on the road and track


Carver this thread is useless without a poll

The options should be
Boomer
Boomhauer
No one else!

All hail, King Boomhauer :wari:

[gav]

Seeing as you guys have got your heads buried so far up your solo bike arses to even aknowledge Jonis' earlier post, Lets put it another way.
Has any KB member apart from Scrivy, owned the lap record for every track in the country?
And he's done that on his own? Thought there was always another name attached to that lap record? The title of the thread was Racer, singular not plural, otherwise you guys would be a shoe in!

[sidecar bob]

And he's done that on his own? Thought there was always another name attached to that lap record? The title of the thread was Racer, singular not plural, otherwise you guys would be a shoe in!

I take absolutely no credit for the records, I have swung for other people & i didnt make them go fast, probably because i had dozed off, At least Scrivy keeps me awake most of the time.

[scrivy]

Ya cheeky b@stard!! Keeps you awake???
I was watching you yawning at me at Timaru with your right hand over your mouth doing the yawn signal!!! We still set the lap record with you doing that............

Most of the trouble is (and being honest), sidecar riders have to ride to a level that their swingers can endure, which often means slowing down to enable the swingers time to move around. In your case Bob, it doesn't matter how fast/hard I ride, you're still hanging on at the end of the race!! You know I constantly shake my head at you! You obviously had many years of self abuse as a kid............. :shifty::laugh:

[SixPackBack]

No, I think its fair to say anything that is raced on an MNZ licence would be reasonable.

Yeah, nah....I dunno sidecar bob, dress it up all ya like its still trike racin'

[Kickaha]

I'll pay for your GSXR riding arse to go out with Scurvy at the Sidecar have a go day and see if that changes your opinion


Yeah, nah....I dunno sidecar bob, dress it up all ya like its still trike racin'

The offer is still there to see how you'd go at it you big Nancy :bleh:

I'm sure Scurvy would be gentle with you:rolleyes:

[SixPackBack]

The offer is still there to see how you'd go at it you big Nancy :bleh:

I'm sure Scurvy would be gentle with you:rolleyes:

As long as I don't have to peddle:scooter:

[sidecar bob]

As long as I don't have to peddle:scooter:

Its a "have a go" day not a craft market, so you wont be able to peddle anyway, Pedaling on the other hand is another story. (on behalf of hitcher, hehe)

[enigma51]

As long as I don't have to peddle:scooter:

dont forget the beers

[Two Smoker]

I wish i was fast....

[Crasherfromwayback]

I take absolutely no credit for the records, I have swung for other people & i didnt make them go fast, probably because i had dozed off, At least Scrivy keeps me awake most of the time.

You c*nts are a sick bunch! I once swung on a chair for Garry Wright at Manfeild years ago...a TZ700...and I've never shat myself so badly.

Came home with a broken collar bone for my troubles. I'll never go near one again!

[sidecar bob]

You c*nts are a sick bunch! I once swung on a chair

Scrivy's the sick one, You wanna see some of the shit he dredges up on the internet!!!

[MillarsCarCentre]

Sorry guys doesn't matter a fark +

There NOW can be no argument --the fastest KB racer happens to be our latest KB member.
Er -fastest lap times etc etc

The ONLY way any one else is can be faster is to go faster in the future--or Buggie joining up

[gav]

Sorry guys doesn't matter a fark +

There NOW can be no argument --the fastest KB racer happens to be our latest KB member.
Er -fastest lap times etc etc

The ONLY way any one else is can be faster is to go faster in the future--or Buggie joining up
And that new member is ....... ?????????
:Oops:

[CHOPPA]

I wish i was fast....

Theres a guy that lives around your ways called Chris Sucich, he would smoke most of us, maybe you could see if he would give ya some tips...?

[Crasherfromwayback]

And that new member is ....... ?????????
:Oops:

A certain Andrew Stroud...and he's no slug!

[CHOPPA]

A certain Andrew Stroud...and he's no slug!

Just did a seach and found him, he just joined so he could top the list! :)

[gav]

A certain Andrew Stroud...and he's no slug!
Hmmm Stroud, rings a bell ...... :laugh:
Nice one, welcome aboard Andrew!

[GIXser]

I wish i was fast....

ya used to be..... and still would be if ya turned up!:shit: