Calling all "Beauty-Disadvantaged Women"

[James Deuce]

Mayor of Mt Isa sounds like a laugh.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4660374a12.html

"Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness," Molony told the Townsville Bulletin newspaper last week.

Bahahahahaha

[Naki Rat]

It's a well know fact that desperate lads do better to target the ugly ones 'cos they appreciate it more, and with looks like that she would have to put out to make friends :Oops:

[Big Dave]

'Never been to bed with an ugly woman - but I sure have woken up with a few.' - Rude, Rodney. 1986.

[pzkpfw]

Link to dodgy website:

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/mg19926694.500-beer-goggles-are-real--its-official.html

[Trudes]

Sounds about right to me, "Desperate times call for drastic measures."

[merv]

'Never been to bed with an ugly woman - but I sure have woken up with a few.' - Rude, Rodney. 1986.

Yeah nothing that drink doesn't fix on the night eh Dave. I haven't been to Mt Isa but I did spend some time in Newman, Camp Anderson and Dampier a while back, and the few girls there definitely got a lot of attention.

Anyway what's wrong with a sixsome anyway - 5 guys, 1 chick - wasn't that the ratio?

Hey how does this place compare to Middlemarch?

Can any of them sing without a double in the background, now that is another question?

[McJim]

*****Caution******

To all chicks considering this move

Your dad must own a brewery :rofl:

[rottiguy]

Just remember..... they all look the same with the lights out :blink:

[Trudes]

And pink on the inside.:shutup:

[rottiguy]

mmmmm Pink :love:

[<G>]

beauty is in the eyes of the be(er)holder ?

[Grumpy Gnomb]

trust the aussie's to poke "PC" in the eye

[Big Dave]

Yeah nothing that drink doesn't fix on the night eh Dave. I haven't been to Mt Isa but I did spend some time in Newman, Camp Anderson and Dampier a while back, and the few girls there definitely got a lot of attention.

I was headed for Mt Newman and a job driving at the mines when I was 23.

Sold my XS1100 (only asset) for bus fare and rent and did 72 hours on a bus to Perth.

2 clandestine quarts of Bourbon later I met up with Co-pilot - who I had dated for 6 weeks in Sydney a few months before. Coincidentally she was moving to the Golden West and she picked me up at the terminus.

6 weeks later, when I emerged from her bedroom, I said 'stuff the mines' and got a job in Welshpool.

[oldrider]

I knew an ugly woman once, so I married her, because I believed she deserved an ugly man! :shifty: John.

[sinned]

I knew an ugly woman once, so I married her, because I believed she deserved an ugly man! :shifty: John.
WTF Are you still married to her? If so and she reads this I recon you have just had your last bang.

[rottiguy]

hey man can't you tell, they are happy in their mutual ugliness :blink:
Anyway, he can tell her she's only ugly on the outside :crazy:

[merv]

6 weeks later, when I emerged from her bedroom, I said 'stuff the mines' and got a job in Welshpool.

Great, saved your sanity then to come and lose it over here :crazy: listening to the stories and opinions of other KBers.

[oldrider]

WTF Are you still married to her? If so and she reads this I recon you have just had your last bang.

I'm so ugly, she feels sorry for "me", so I still fancy my chances with that next bang!

She bought me some little pick me up pills, she thought they matched the colour of my bike but they gave me a stiff neck!

Guess they didn't work. :doh: John.

[Mikkel]

What a laugh. I have to support that man simply on the basis that it's the least political correct statement I've heard all year. :clap:


And pink on the inside.:shutup:

The liver is more of a brownish-red... a bit like rust.

[alanzs]

Some people just have a way with words...:lol:

[Swoop]

and the few girls there definitely got a lot of attention.
No Honda riders anywhere?:buggerd:

:dodge:

[SPman]

6 weeks later, when I emerged from her bedroom, I said 'stuff the mines' and got a job in Welshpool.
Welshpool!
You poor bastard!

[Big Dave]

Welshpool!
You poor bastard!

I was a sales rep calling on the shipyards and gas platforms and flogging them consumables. Freeo to Kwinana was my territory.

[mstriumph]

there's a hell of a stink about it in the media - last i heard they were marching in the street and demanding his resignation ........

if HE's a sample of what's on offer, any takers would have to be blind as well as deaf and ugly :laugh:

[merv]

Did they have their boobs out on that march or were they not attractive enough?