Magpie Madness Rally 2008 (21-23 Nov)

[Evo1132]

So who's going?
I am really looking forward to a fantastic summer of riding, and what a way to start, I have never been to the Mad Magpie, who's been before?

[NighthawkNZ]

So who's going?
I am really looking forward to a fantastic summer of riding, and what a way to start, I have never been to the Mad Magpie, who's been before?

Most defenintly...


Mad Magpie, first official rally of summer.

Errr the Pissed Pengiun at Kaka point is really classed as the first... then the matesmc rally and then the magpie, burt munroe, then the longdrop... KB Rally and I am sure I have missed a couple...

[scumdog]

Yeah, the Pissed Pengiun is the 'first' of the season - but the Magpie is I feel the first 'summer' rally.

Both are good and a great place to catch up with KBers.:woohoo:

[FJRider]

Chatto Creek 1000 miler... only real men, and Jantar need apply...

[scumdog]

Chatto Creek 1000 miler... only real men, and Jantar need apply...

Ah, all that riding eats into the drinking time too much:shutup:

[NighthawkNZ]

Ah, all that riding eats into the drinking time too much:shutup:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Evo1132]

Chatto Creek 1000 miler... only real men, and Jantar need apply...

Wheres Chatto Creek 1000 miler held?

[Jantar]

Chatto Creek 1000 miler... only real men, and Jantar need apply...
Oh, so you're not entering this year then?

[NighthawkNZ]

Oh, so you're not entering this year then?

ok that made me larf

[Rollestonchick]

So who's going?
I am really looking forward to a fantastic summer of riding, and what a way to start, I have never been to the Mad Magpie, who's been before?

I went last year, my first ever rally:first:, it was awesome:woohoo:. Am sure you will enjoy it. :Punk::drinkup::headbang::rockon:( Check out www.ttag.org.nz, if you need more info) Am now addicted to rallys:ride:

[shafty]

Chatto Creek 1000 miler... only real men, and Jantar need apply...

I'm pleased you made that distinction FJRider!, lol

[FJRider]

Oh, so you're not entering this year then?

When she asks ... no. But it would be RUDE not to do it again... 5 times is NEVER enough...:innocent:
Would your body cope... at your age ...???

[fatzx10r]

when is the magpie madness? that's alway's a bit of fun:cool:

[FJRider]

Wheres Chatto Creek 1000 miler held?

Chatto Creek (tavern)...!!! start noon 1st weekend in dec.(saturday) finish at the same place(1000 MILES later) at noon on the sunday...easy...:banana:

[scumdog]

when is the magpie madness? that's alway's a bit of fun:cool:
Fark, YOU going to be there too??

See the start of the thread for dates etc.

[FJRider]

Ah, all that riding eats into the drinking time too much:shutup:

You may be "working" anyway... They (we) may well be passing the "Riveria" in our travels. Cage the "Hawk" that night...

[scumdog]

You may be "working" anyway... They (we) may well be passing the "Riveria" in our travels. Cage the "Hawk" that night...

Work?
I've just undergone extensive efforts to make sure I have this weekend off!

Fail to attend at your peril!!:devil2:

[FJRider]

Work?
I've just undergone extensive efforts to make sure I have this weekend off!

Fail to attend at your peril!!:devil2:

Are you refering to the KB rally or the cc 1000 miler ???

[MyGSXF]

but the Magpie is I feel the first 'summer' rally.

What are you saying Pa...???!! :spanking: Whadda bout the Nelson Rally 31 Oct - 2 Nov :rolleyes:




and I am sure I have missed a couple...

yep.. http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=78511&page=3 but I'll let you away with it.. :msn-wink:

[NighthawkNZ]

yep.. http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=78511&page=3 but I'll let you away with it.. :msn-wink:

that and the "Back of the Beyond", "Globe Trotter Challenge", "Southern Safari", and and and and...

Warning Rally over load... warning Rally over load... warning Rally over load...


ah but what a way to go... :D

[Jantar]

....Whadda bout the Nelson Rally 31 Oct - 2 Nov :rolleyes:
...

All going to plan, I'll use this rally as a practice/training ride for the CC 1000.

[Rollestonchick]

when is the magpie madness? that's alway's a bit of fun:cool:

21-23 november 08

[scumdog]

Are you refering to the KB rally or the cc 1000 miler ???

Pissed Penguin Rally AND Magpie Rally AND KB rally AND Woodstock Rally AND Vincent Rally AND.....


And a few others I have forgotten at the moment.:woohoo:

[NighthawkNZ]

Pissed Penguin Rally AND Magpie Rally AND KB rally AND Woodstock Rally AND Vincent Rally AND.....


And a few others I have forgotten at the moment.:woohoo:

see I'm not the only one that can't remember them all :crybaby:

[scumdog]

What are you saying Pa...???!! :spanking: Whadda bout the Nelson Rally 31 Oct - 2 Nov :rolleyes:





yep.. http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=78511&page=3 but I'll let you away with it.. :msn-wink:

Meh.. you live in a pernament summer so it's hard to tell when the 'first' summer rally starts......and you live a long way from your pa too;).

[FJRider]

Meh.. you live in a pernament summer so it's hard to tell when the 'first' summer rally starts......and you live a long way from your pa too;).

Down here every day above ZERO is "summer"...:2thumbsup

[nallac]

whats this ZERO you talk about?????
surely not the temp?...

i know, it was the springboks score....

[MyGSXF]

All going to plan, I'll use this rally as a practice/training ride for the CC 1000.

Woohoo!!! :woohoo: Look forward to catching up M!!!! :hug:


see I'm not the only one that can't remember them all :crybaby:

Still wuv's ya! :hug:


Meh.. you live in a pernament summer so it's hard to tell when the 'first' summer rally starts......

:shifty: I knooowww.. ;)


and you live a long way from your pa too;).

:confused: I knooooowwww... :crybaby::crybaby:

[FJRider]

whats this ZERO you talk about?????
surely not the temp?...


New term....lucky dip power slides. You don't choose where or when...:wari:

[98tls]

As its so close i always think na wont bother with the Magpie but once again i change my mind so will see you all there,actually SD i hope i dont get to see quite so much of you this year..:laugh:Hangover in the morning was bad enough but then to be greeted by you in your undies:blink:

[NighthawkNZ]

Hangover in the morning was bad enough but then to be greeted by you in your undies:blink:

get use to it... :laugh:

[1billyboy]

I will be there,but how do you know if someone is a KB

[fatzx10r]

I will be there,but how do you know if someone is a KB

they look funny:beer:

[FJRider]

I will be there,but how do you know if someone is a KB

Dont tell about the "secret" wave...:innocent:

[xknuts]

in the morning was bad enough but then to be greeted by you in your undies:blink:

I bet that was better than to be greeted by SD in the altogether, eh! National news down this way recently.:rolleyes:

[FJRider]

actually SD i hope i dont get to see quite so much of you this year..:laugh:Hangover in the morning was bad enough but then to be greeted by you in your undies:blink:

Feel priviliged... you have seen how long the "long arm of the Law" is... :beer:

[_Shrek_]

will be there coz it's Nighthawk's 40th :clap: B/d "SHOUT" :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup:

[NighthawkNZ]

I will be there,but how do you know if someone is a KB

secret wave... and I'll point them out to you, so we can laugh at them together... :lol: :dodge:

[Xaria]

I will be there,but how do you know if someone is a KB

Yay Billyboy will be there. I want to be on your dance card again.

[helenoftroy]

Yay Billyboy will be there. I want to be on your dance card again.
Another dancing buddy !!!:blip:

Im going......:woohoo:

[scumdog]

I will be there,but how do you know if someone is a KB

Look for the most dodgy, insane bunch there..

OR go to the north-western part of the Winchester A&P grounds - and THEN look for the most dodgy, insane, drunk, noisy bunch.
A ginga on a Guzzi with a flash knocked-up doris (if his spunk wasn't too watery)
A tassled Harley rider & his doris, both probably drining tequila.
A Oamaruvian twat with the flashest TLS bike you have ever seen and drinking Woodstock.
A bearded drongo with a worried look and a flash neoned blue bike and a tent the size of the Taj Mahal.

SHOULD all be nearby.

[far queue]

I'll be there. Looking forward to Nelson, then this. Still thinkin' about whether to do the Penguin :scratch:

[scumdog]

I'll be there. Looking forward to Nelson, then this. Still thinkin' about whether to do the Penguin :scratch:

So... who is going to bring the appreciation trophy/award eh??

[NighthawkNZ]

A bearded drongo with a worried look and a flash neoned blue bike and a tent the size of the Taj Mahal.


Be we have already meet... and he knows that... oh wait he just knows all the above :baby:

and you are just jealous your bike not got neon thingys :Pokey:

[1billyboy]

Yay Billyboy will be there. I want to be on your dance card again.
Not a problem for the dancing but I will need NighthawkNZ to point out all the KBs

[Mr Triple]

I'll be there not going to miss out on Nighthawks 40th:headbang:

[_Shrek_]

I'll be there. Looking forward to Nelson, then this. Still thinkin' about whether to do the Penguin :scratch:

want to come through the black forest onto Oldriders then who knows where
arriving at the PP either friday night or saturday morning :sherlock:

[oldrider]

Not a problem for the dancing but I will need NighthawkNZ to point out all the KBs

Pissed Penguine Kbr's, how to find them!

Go in the gate, head due West until you reach the fence, look over the fence (where everyone pees at night) and you will see a hammock!

Just pitch your tent East of the fence and you will be amongst most of the KB'rs. (stay close to the hammock, it's a once only night time experience. :zzzz:)

Just listen and you will soon hear them, then see them and next thing you will be among them! Problem solved. :niceone: John.

[Mr Triple]

Go in the gate, head due West until you reach the fence, look over the fence (where everyone pees at night) and you will see a hammock


:laugh::laugh: That's about right to:rofl:

[far queue]

So... who is going to bring the appreciation trophy/award eh??What have you been up to to earn one this time? Not frightening the locals again I hope :crazy:


want to come through the black forest onto Oldriders then who knows where
arriving at the PP either friday night or saturday morning :sherlock:Yep, sounds good. But we should really move the PP talk away from this thread before we upset someone :calm:

[oldrider]

So who's going?
I am really looking forward to a fantastic summer of riding, and what a way to start, I have never been to the Mad Magpie, who's been before?

I will be going to the Mad Magpie!

It is one of my annual target rallies!

Quiet wee (tarmac) ride over, lots of friendly KB people, nice wee (gravel) ride home!

Magic! :yes: What else does one need from life! :ride: Cheers John.

[R1madness]

I will be there. Its a good rally at a good site. Nice facilitys and cheap booze. Usually a great burnout show some good tats on show too if you are into that kind of thing. Fun mix of people.

[NighthawkNZ]

I will be going to the Mad Magpie!



Cool...

I just finished filling in the entry form, wrote the cheque out and ummm will probably forget to post it on Monday... lol

[woodybee]

I have to admit, I didn't enjoy this rally, the first one ever, for a reason or two, but maybe will be making this one.back on line now at last.....phew

Woodybee..................

[NighthawkNZ]

I have to admit, I didn't enjoy this rally, the first one ever,

:shit: :crazy: :gob: say what... this be a cool rally :) anyway you gotta go to my birthday rally...

[scumdog]

I have to admit, I didn't enjoy this rally, the first one ever, for a reason or two, but maybe will be making this one.back on line now at last.....phew

Woodybee..................

Well... I'll be there so it should be perfect for you THIS time...:whistle::crazy:

[Kemet]

Look for the most dodgy, insane bunch there..

OR go to the north-western part of the Winchester A&P grounds - and THEN look for the most dodgy, insane, drunk, noisy bunch.
A ginga on a Guzzi with a flash knocked-up doris (if his spunk wasn't too watery)
A tassled Harley rider & his doris, both probably drining tequila.
A Oamaruvian twat with the flashest TLS bike you have ever seen and drinking Woodstock.
A bearded drongo with a worried look and a flash neoned blue bike and a tent the size of the Taj Mahal.

SHOULD all be nearby.

I thought I had the Taj Mahal. Maybe , if that name's taken, I'll call mine Valhalla.....

[Ghost_Bullet]

I never been to this one, so this year NO Justin Timberlake concert!!! yay... so will pitch me tent at this one.

[Solly]

anyway you gotta go to my birthday rally...[/QUOTE]

We'll have to have a wee celebratery drink or two:drinknsin:apint::apint:
might even be 3 or 4:banana::beer:

[bikergirl]

The magpie falls on our wedding anniversary.Nothing says I love you like getting drunk in a field with ya bike (and all you other buggers) :beer: Will so be there as it is one of our faves and often for us the first of the season. :headbang:

[far queue]

Welcome to the site and I'll see you there.

[1billyboy]

The magpie falls on our wedding anniversary.Nothing says I love you like getting drunk in a field with ya bike (and all you other buggers) :beer: Will so be there as it is one of our faves and often for us the first of the season. :headbang:

I to like getting pissed in a paddock with a good band playing my kind of music.:rockon::wari:

[scumdog]

I to like getting pissed in a paddock with a good band playing my kind of music.:rockon::wari:

A shame we have to ride those awful motorbikes all that way to do it eh??:shutup:

[NighthawkNZ]

I never been to this one, so this year NO Justin Timberlake concert!!! yay... so will pitch me tent at this one.

and my 40th birthday of course... :innocent:

[Ghost_Bullet]

and my 40th birthday of course... :innocent:

Yeah thankfully that Kylie concert is not until December, so that will not stop me this year!!!!!!!

[98tls]

Yeah thankfully that Kylie concert is not until December, so that will not stop me this year!!!!!!! Oh dear........donkey shanks and muslim chicken,:shit::shutup:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Oh dear........donkey shanks and muslim chicken,:shit::shutup:

he he, dont go talking about that damn goat, gettin her lippy on in the porta-loo's!!!!!!

Oh dear... maybe Kylie is not realy Kylie at all, maybe Ms Minogue has been that goat all along......:shifty::Offtopic:

[SDU]

Yay We've been reprieved & Lemans & I are gonna make it this year & the 40th Birthday bash:Punk: Bring on the bourbon :drinkup:

[helenoftroy]

Yay We've been reprieved & Lemans & I are gonna make it this year & the 40th Birthday bash:Punk: Bring on the bourbon :drinkup:
Excellent!!!some fun will be had:banana:
Party party!!:2thumbsup

[SDU]

Excellent!!!some fun will be had:banana:
Party party!!:2thumbsup

Is Casualty bringing the Teguila:innocent:

[NighthawkNZ]

Y40th Birthday bash:Punk: Bring on the bourbon :drinkup:

is it the 40th Magpie????

[LittleAngel]

I'll be there!! :wari:

I went to the March Hare and had a ball.. not sure if Papa Bear will be along to this one or not.

Be awesome to meet some more KB'ers, have met a few but be great to put more names to faces!

Hopefully meet some of you on the WNR's!

:rockon:

[xknuts]

when is the magpie madness? that's alway's a bit of fun:cool:

November 21/22/23rd
http://www.ttag.org.nz/MagpieMadness2008.doc

[fatzx10r]

November 21/22/23rd
http://www.ttag.org.nz/MagpieMadness2008.doc

cheer's mate, but i wont be making it this year

[_Shrek_]

Is Casualty bringing the Teguila:innocent:

he may need to bring two :whistle: :laugh:

[stevewederell]

I'll be there! :Punk: I'm a Rally virgin so I'll be looking confused, or pissed, or pissed and confused.

Secret wave, I thought it was just the funny way you all walked?!:bleh:

[NighthawkNZ]

I'm a Rally virgin so


Fresh meat...

[Rashika]

hmmm yes...

anyone told him what happens to rally virgins yet? :whistle:

[scumdog]

hmmm yes...

anyone told him what happens to rally virgins yet? :whistle:

They don't remain virgins for long.....:msn-wink:

[Daffyd]

hmmm yes...

anyone told him what happens to rally virgins yet? :whistle:

Do you think we should tell him, or let him find out first hand? :gob:

[Jantar]

Do you think we should tell him, or let him find out first hand? :gob:

No wait till he wakes up Sunday morning, then we'll tell him the reason for the vaseline. :laugh:

[SilverGrin]

Don't mention the golden rivet then.

[southernmike]

I sure I enjoyed it last year. I had to hangover back in a hurry to build a chicken coup.

[98tls]

Finally fixed this leaking fuel pump gasket that had threatened to turn me into a ball of flame so methinks i will see you you lot once again at the Magpie.Remember since last year ive found god so expect no foul language and best behaviour at all times.:innocent:

[98tls]

I sure I enjoyed it last year. I had to hangover back in a hurry to build a chicken coup.

What day you going up?A few of us were thinking through the Waimo gorge and an inlandish route to get there.Nothing like tractors and cow shit to make things interesting.

[NighthawkNZ]

Remember since last year ive found god so expect no foul language and best behaviour at all times.:innocent:


phhhhhhhfffftttt please

[southernmike]

What day you going up?A few of us were thinking through the Waimo gorge and an inlandish route to get there.Nothing like tractors and cow shit to make things interesting.

Depends on work and how many children I can hide in the attic.

[98tls]

phhhhhhhfffftttt please Serious,worse than that the rumour about onda riders being faggots..............:niceone:Dont shoot me im only the messanger.

[oldrider]

Finally fixed this leaking fuel pump gasket that had threatened to turn me into a ball of flame so methinks i will see you you lot once again at the Magpie.Remember since last year ive found god so expect no foul language and best behaviour at all times.:innocent:

So you found God! Was he in your petrol tank hiding from all the bad language when you found the hole? :devil2: Amazed, John.

[phaedrus]

...ive found god...
was he behind the couch? whenever I lose anything it always ends up there.

[_Shrek_]

Remember since last year ive found god so expect no foul language and best behaviour at all times.:innocent:

DnDn DnDn DnDn & now there's two :whistle:

[stevewederell]

Any hot tips from all you veterans on things to take to Rallies? Things that you just wouldn't think of until...gee wish I had grabbed my ...?

Sounds like Vaseline is a must eh? :eek5:

[scumdog]

Any hot tips from all you veterans on things to take to Rallies? Things that you just wouldn't think of until...gee wish I had grabbed my ...?

Sounds like Vaseline is a must eh? :eek5:

Tent/sleeping-mat/sleeping-bag/change of clothes.

Yer favourite booze- and a little to share;)

[MarkH]

I am considering going - but I will decide last minute and pay the extra cost for the gate sale rather than book early. I will base my decision on the long range weather forecast probably on the Monday or Tuesday before the weekend in question. For me it would be a VERY long ride there & back as well as 2 ferry crossings, so for the time & money costs it is a bit much if I have to put up with crappy weather. Are any other bikers from the north heading down?

What time does everything kick off on the Friday? I couldn't see any mention of times on the website or entry form.

Also, what time does it finish on Sunday? Or do we all just crash out in our tents late Saturday (wee hours of Sunday morning) and just pack up and head out whenever we wake up on Sunday?

[MarkH]

Bump - need to sort out time off and Ferry crossing times, can someone answer the above?

[98tls]

I am considering going - but I will decide last minute and pay the extra cost for the gate sale rather than book early. I will base my decision on the long range weather forecast probably on the Monday or Tuesday before the weekend in question. For me it would be a VERY long ride there & back as well as 2 ferry crossings, so for the time & money costs it is a bit much if I have to put up with crappy weather. Are any other bikers from the north heading down?

What time does everything kick off on the Friday? I couldn't see any mention of times on the website or entry form.

Also, what time does it finish on Sunday? Or do we all just crash out in our tents late Saturday (wee hours of Sunday morning) and just pack up and head out whenever we wake up on Sunday? Friday afternoon you will be able to ride in and set your tent up,sunday is as you say whenever you wake up pretty much.Saturday afternoon is bike show/tatt show etc followed by tit show,bands and plenty of bourbon and bullshit.Oh and if needed theres a bit of a breakfast that can be purchased on site Sunday morning,bacon eggs etc,coffee free,remember to bring a mug.

[MarkH]

Friday afternoon you will be able to ride in and set your tent up,sunday is as you say whenever you wake up pretty much.

OK, Thanks for the info.

I might head down to Wellington on Thursday and take the 6:15pm ferry across to Picton. I can camp somewhere that night and head into the Magpie Friday afternoon. Sunday I can probably be at Picton in time for the 6:05pm ferry. So I guess I just need to take Thursday, Friday & Monday off work.

I suppose I could head down to Christchurch on Thursday night and crash on a KiwiBiker's couch? Though It would be pretty late by the time I got there. Or maybe find a KiwiBiker between Picton & Christchurch with an available couch.

[98tls]

Mate i am sure you will find someone with a couch,if me i would start a seperate thread asking that very thing,the Ch-CH mob are a good bunch and am sure they will get you sorted,would say stay here but i am 100 odd kms further south than the Magpie.Sing out if you end up coming down to the rally on your own and we will give you directions to the KB spot to set up tent at the rally.

[woodybee]

Anyone, know where I can find this?

[NighthawkNZ]

Anyone, know where I can find this?

http://www.southernrider.co.nz/index.php?option=com_docman&task=doc_details&gid=19&&Itemid=412

[NighthawkNZ]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=80022

[scumdog]

well... no suprises how the thread will start, WHOS BLOODY WELL GOING?

Magpie Madness 2008
21-23 Nov
Winchester show grounds/domain

I get the impression you are, Mr GrumpPants - now get on the right thread....:bleh:

[98tls]

Fucking gingas always trying to steal the limelight.<_<Next year he would be due to show up on a mount with sidecar methinks,motorcycling is such a family thing.

[NighthawkNZ]

Fucking gingas always trying to steal the limelight.<_<Next year he would be due to show up on a mount with sidecar methinks,motorcycling is such a family thing.

nah the kid will be small enough to fit in the top box... ;) and if its twins just get side saddles... or one on each bike... no problem ;)

[98tls]

nah the kid will be small enough to fit in the top box... ;) and if its twins just get side saddles... or one on each bike... no problem ;) Thought he already had side saddles:doh:thats right there cylinders.

[dangerous]

So who's going?
I am really looking forward to a fantastic summer of riding, and what a way to start, I have never been to the Mad Magpie, who's been before?

haha... it started last w/e with the nelson rally :niceone:
yeah you could say I have been ohh about 8 or so times and you bet ya... back this year.

Stay tuned if ya keen on a smallish group ride there, most likely via Horarata and the inland road to Geraldine for a early lunch then to the rally. :first:
Or join us at the far end of the camp. if you dear.

PS: you other lot back a page... up ya nose with a rubber hose :p

[SpeedyGirl]

So rather than going thru all the posts, where and when are all meeting??? I have decided to get my butt into gear and go to this one!! :Punk:

[SDU]

So rather than going thru all the posts, where and when are all meeting??? I have decided to get my butt into gear and go to this one!! :Punk:

Awesome be good to see you there:Punk:

[helenoftroy]

So rather than going thru all the posts, where and when are all meeting??? I have decided to get my butt into gear and go to this one!! :Punk:


Awesome be good to see you there:Punk:

Excellent!!us totally awesome girls will have some fun!!!:wari::wari:

[scumdog]

So rather than going thru all the posts, where and when are all meeting??? I have decided to get my butt into gear and go to this one!! :Punk:

Do I detect a snog'n'squeeze in the near future???:msn-wink:

[dangerous]

So rather than going thru all the posts, where and when are all meeting???
ummm its not been posted up as yet, still 3 weeks away. But I would be asuming if weather is good then the inland route and leaving round 9 from the Yaldie... confirmed in a couple a weeks aye.



Excellent!!us totally awesome girls will have some fun!!!:wari::wari: and I know of a few more girls headed south one hehehe, a rally virgin :Playnice:

[alley cat]

and I know of a few more girls headed south one hehehe, a rally virgin :Playnice:

Think im goin to go too, Not quite a virgin tho:buggerd:

[_Shrek_]

well I hope you all have a good time & have big hang overs etc... but my son's gradution is on the same weekend in Balclutha :crybaby: & as i'm the head of the house I have made an executive decision we will be going there & will be taking the nissan :baby:

HAPPY 40TH for then Dale

make sure he :drinkup: heaps so that he :puke: & has a big big head :dodge:

[SpeedyGirl]

Awesome be good to see you there:Punk:



Excellent!!us totally awesome girls will have some fun!!!:wari::wari:

We will!!! I'm looking forward to it


Do I detect a snog'n'squeeze in the near future???:msn-wink:

Oh bring that on baby!!!:woohoo:

[NighthawkNZ]

Do I detect a snog'n'squeeze in the near future???:msn-wink:

wait in line birthday fella first :Pokey:

[MarkH]

Think im goin to go too, Not quite a virgin tho:buggerd:

Not quite? This had me confused, then I saw the animated smiley and understood what you were saying. :lol:

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Or were we still talking about motorcycle rallies? :whistle:

[dangerous]

some how the event was missed of the calander, but dont worry I sorted it, so regester ya going here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&ea=attend&e=1761

[Ghost_Bullet]

Awesome, I am there... bloody longing for a ride again....a drink or two... and a camp... whats the ground like at this one.... rooty? I dont wanna end up in the same seedy situation as up Nelson.

[Dave-]

it's a possibility....Might have to go down late on friday....

[helenoftroy]

I'll be there! :Punk: I'm a Rally virgin so I'll be looking confused, or pissed, or pissed and confused.

Secret wave, I thought it was just the funny way you all walked?!:bleh:

My young one will be there too(casualty)so play nicely with the rally virgins:devil2:

Rashika!!line up the shots!!there will be tequilla:drinknsin

[dangerous]

I'll be there! :Punk: I'm a Rally virgin so I'll be looking confused, or pissed, or pissed and confused.

Secret wave, I thought it was just the funny way you all walked?!:bleh:

hehe... ohhhhhhhhh newbees

stand by for details on a group ride or the KBer's usually asemble at the far end of the site towards the road.

[scumdog]

hehe... ohhhhhhhhh newbees

stand by for details on a group ride or the KBer's usually asemble at the far end of the site towards the road.

Only the better, classy ones mind....:innocent:

[Xaria]

Only the better, classy ones mind....:innocent:

So where are you going to be?

[dangerous]

So where are you going to be?
no were near us... gezz girl you have seen him in his nickers in the morning aint ya?

[scumdog]

So where are you going to be?

Leading the way and setting the standard...sheesh, ya had to ask??

[hayd3n]

so how many ks from dunedin is the site?

[scumdog]

so how many ks from dunedin is the site?

About 130 miles

About 210km


I think.

[hayd3n]

About 130 miles

About 210km


I think.

ohh not much at all!!!

[NighthawkNZ]

so how many ks from dunedin is the site?

from my place to the show grounds is 223km's

[MarkH]

so how many ks from dunedin is the site?

I think you would be in for a shorter ride than me.

It looks like NighthawkNZ is pretty close to what wises.co.nz says
http://www.wises.co.nz/d/33/Otago/Dunedin+City+Centre/Dunedin/Canterbury/Winchester/Winchester/

[QRUZN]

So who's going?
I am really looking forward to a fantastic summer of riding, and what a way to start, I have never been to the Mad Magpie, who's been before?

You know we will be there.... feeling the madness already!!

[scumdog]

from my place to the show grounds is 223km's


Ah well, my guess wasn't THAT far out!:2thumbsup

[hayd3n]

hymm to go to burts or magpies???
i have family in wyndham and can crash there
n magpie it only 223 ks away
ummmmmmm:thud:

[NighthawkNZ]

hymm to go to burts or magpies???
i have family in wyndham and can crash there
n magpie it only 223 ks away
ummmmmmm:thud:

Why not both... Magpie one weekend... Burt the following????

[scumdog]

Why not both... Magpie one weekend... Burt the following????

Like CB and I intend to do:Punk:

[98tls]

Whos all going friday?Trouble i have with the Magpie is its to damn close,could go up after work friday i guess.

[scumdog]

Whos all going friday?Trouble i have with the Magpie is its to damn close,could go up after work friday i guess.

CB and I intend a genteel lazy tour up to the rally with some of the Dunners crowd, a nice lunch at Palmy, cruise on to Temuka for tea and scones then onto the site. Or something like that.

Not too hectic for you??

[hayd3n]

Why not both... Magpie one weekend... Burt the following????

money money savin 4 xmas

[98tls]

CB and I intend a genteel lazy tour up to the rally with some of the Dunners crowd, a nice lunch at Palmy, cruise on to Temuka for tea and scones then onto the site. Or something like that.

Not too hectic for you?? Friday or Saturday mate?i have to work until 6 on friday.

[NighthawkNZ]

money money savin 4 xmas

whats this xmas you talk of???


Friday or Saturday mate?i have to work until 6 on friday.

Friday 6pm I'll be half cut...

[hayd3n]

whats this xmas you talk of???

yea i know family n missus etc

[NighthawkNZ]

yea i know family n missus etc

I believe me and Xaria are hiding this Xmas... or going for a ride... wait for the petrol stations to open and ride home again... :lol:

[MarkH]

I am thinking that this will be a long trip to put up with crappy weather on, but currently metservice suggests I will be going to the South Island next week:
http://www.metservice.co.nz/default/index.php?alias=rainfcst_7daytas
It looks like the current forecast is for there to be a big circle with an H in the middle of it to the left of NZ a week from now.

If this forecast doesn't change then I would guess that there will be several days of good weather at the end of next week - :woohoo: :sunny:

[scumdog]

Friday or Saturday mate?i have to work until 6 on friday.


Friday.

We'll give ya a tootle ( with vigour) on the way through.

And be well 'into it' by the time you get there.:woohoo::drinknsin

[far queue]

Whos all going friday?I'll be there Friday

[LittleAngel]

ummm its not been posted up as yet, still 3 weeks away. But I would be asuming if weather is good then the inland route and leaving round 9 from the Yaldie... confirmed in a couple a weeks aye.

Since it is only a week away - any further plans? :blink:

I'm not a rally virgin - but would like to join you fellas :drinknsin as PapaBear (hubby) sold his bike :shutup: and won't be coming..

[98tls]

Since it is only a week away - any further plans? :blink:

I'm not a rally virgin - but would like to join you fellas :drinknsin as PapaBear (hubby) sold his bike :shutup: and won't be coming.. More the merrier,see ya there.:apint:

[LittleAngel]

More the merrier,see ya there.:apint:

Awesome!! Be great to put faces to the names.. :yeah:

Hope the weather holds out and is just like this weekend.. nice and hot! :sunny:

[helenoftroy]

Since it is only a week away - any further plans? :blink:

I'm not a rally virgin - but would like to join you fellas :drinknsin as PapaBear (hubby) sold his bike :shutup: and won't be coming..

The CHCH girls are going to be there in force!!:chase:

Dangerous will round up the rabble soon Im sure:bleh:

[_Shrek_]

The CHCH girls are going to be there in force!!:chase:

:nono: just coz i'm not going to be there to keep you out of trouble, does not mean you can scare all the young fella's :spanking:

[NighthawkNZ]

:nono: just coz i'm not going to be there to keep you out of trouble, does not mean you can scare all the young fella's :smacking:


bwahahahaha... sorry I just had a tui moment

[scumdog]

The CHCH girls are going to be there in force!!:chase:

Dangerous will round up the rabble soon Im sure:bleh:

Ah yes, 'the rabble' - Dangerous is the rabble ring-leader...and there seems to be more and more of 'em as time goes by:crazy:

[helenoftroy]

:nono: just coz i'm not going to be there to keep you out of trouble, does not mean you can scare all the young fella's :spanking:
:doh:but its fun!!:nya:

[dangerous]

Since it is only a week away - any further plans? :blink:

I'm not a rally virgin - but would like to join you fellas :drinknsin as PapaBear (hubby) sold his bike :shutup: and won't be coming..

Ok... listen up you lot.
as the ride straight there is bland as hell then heres how we will tackle it for extra enjoyment.

asemble at, the yaldhurst pub car park (watch for glass)
asemble time, from 8:30 (have full tanks)
leaving time, 9:00am
route, yaldhurst
Darfield
Coalgate
Mayfield
Geraldine (time to grab a drink and lunch at the pub)
Winchester (tent up far end towards the rd)

This route involves straights, sweapers, tight catch ya out corners and single lane bridges.

[laRIKin]

route, yaldhurst
Darfield
Coalgate
Mayfield
Geraldine (time to grab a drink and lunch at the pub)
Winchester (tent up far end towards the rd)

This route involves straights, sweapers, tight catch ya out corners and single lane bridges.


We, that is SDU and I are doing a similar ride.
But are not leaving until about 11:00- 11:30am as we have dogs to drop off at the Kennels first and can not do that before 10:00am.
So should get there before 4:00pm.

So will see the rest of you about then and leave us some Bourbon will you. Thanks

[scumdog]

Ok... listen up you lot.
as the ride straight there is bland as hell then heres how we will tackle it for extra enjoyment.

asemble at, the yaldhurst pub car park (watch for glass)
asemble time, from 8:30 (have full tanks)
leaving time, 9:00am
route, yaldhurst
Darfield
Coalgate
Mayfield
Geraldine (time to grab a drink and lunch at the pub)
Winchester (tent up far end towards the rd)

This route involves straights, sweapers, tight catch ya out corners and single lane bridges.

Any good spot en route that CB and I could meet up with all of youz Canterbury rabble and have a cuppa/beer/root whatever?

We're coming up on the Friday and thought a ride out to meet y'all would be a good thing. (and cut down on the bourbon/tequila/whisky bill for the day).

[dangerous]

Any good spot en route that CB and I could meet up with all of youz Canterbury rabble and have a cuppa/beer/root whatever?

We're coming up on the Friday and thought a ride out to meet y'all would be a good thing. (and cut down on the bourbon/tequila/whisky bill for the day).

Well just head in reverse, we will be stopping at geraldine but thats only 10min's from the rally, and unfortunatly the other side of Ger is straights

[LittleAngel]

Ok... listen up you lot.
as the ride straight there is bland as hell then heres how we will tackle it for extra enjoyment.

asemble at, the yaldhurst pub car park (watch for glass)
asemble time, from 8:30 (have full tanks)
leaving time, 9:00am
route, yaldhurst
Darfield
Coalgate
Mayfield
Geraldine (time to grab a drink and lunch at the pub)
Winchester (tent up far end towards the rd)

This route involves straights, sweapers, tight catch ya out corners and single lane bridges.

Awesome! Nice wee trip it will be :clap:

See ya's at 8.30ish!

[scumdog]

Well just head in reverse, we will be stopping at geraldine but thats only 10min's from the rally, and unfortunatly the other side of Ger is straights

Hoekay, we'll either meet yez at Gers if we're slack (yeah, it happens) or carry on down the road a bit until we meet you (I'll know it's you rabble by the secret KB wave aye!) and hopefully not have a head-on while joining up with ya.:headbang::woohoo:

[helenoftroy]

Any good spot en route that CB and I could meet up with all of youz Canterbury rabble and have a cuppa/beer/root whatever?

Err....that last bit,do we form an orderly line or is it a draw straws thing??:innocent:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Subike]

Err....that last bit,do we form an orderly line or is it a draw straws thing??:innocent:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

could depend upon what the "draw strings " are attached too :eek:

[scumdog]

Err....that last bit,do we form an orderly line or is it a draw straws thing??:innocent:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

With you being part of the Canterbury Rabble you should know it will be an undignified scramble.....and devil take the hindmost:shit:

[woodybee]

Hey Dudes and dudess's greetings to the lot of you.

Blimey my head is swimming with the Garstonian Rally, Poster will be on there very soon, IDB and me got heads down designing it at this very mo.......

Going to get to the rally site, by lunchtime I reckon, so would be great to hook up with you dudes for a beer beforehand.:drinkup: I'll ring Scummy and see what the crack is.

Hope its a warm one, frig that Waimoomoo got the arsey weather eh, sat in my mates HouseBus and watched the trees doing limbo's under an invisible pole, god it looked awful:cold:.

Anyway, have done a Sun Dance (yep there is one) made it up actually, :wari:so hopefully it will be a hotty.:sunny:

Looking forward to seeing you dudes.

Take it easy, and stay on the black stuff.:ride:

Going to :zzzz:as I can't stop the :yawn:'s that'll teach me getting up for the Gym at 6, to have a session before work...:eek:

Adios Honeys and Bunny's:msn-wink:

[stevewederell]

Hey you crazy bunch o' bastards!

It's the Rally virgin again...seems like Connie has all her bits going round & round, in & out, squirting and stinking in all the right places again so I'll be there:woohoo:

No chance of me getting Friday off so I'll just have to meet up with you all maybe 7ish. Feel free to keep a cosy spot for my tent...

Now I just need to make sure all my stuff fits snugly on the back and all will be sweet! Better make sure camera be all charged up for the Wet t-shirt, I mean all the gnarly rides:Punk:

[dangerous]

so I'll just have to meet up with you all maybe 7ish. Feel free to keep a cosy spot for my tent...


SEVEN... Sat night, bloody hell ya going to miss the best part of a rally, siting around chatting/dringing/mower racing and drag sleads...

we are leaving the Yaldie at 9 if ya wanta join in.

[NighthawkNZ]

Fuck I am already suffering my Suday morning hangover,.... :(

[stevewederell]

SEVEN... Sat night, bloody hell ya going to miss the best part of a rally, siting around chatting/dringing/mower racing and drag sleads...

we are leaving the Yaldie at 9 if ya wanta join in.

Me reckons I have the noob/virgin excitement and have days all mixed up. :eek:Looked at poster and as it said that it started Fri, so I was planning to head up Fri after work. Now I see that your morning start was Sat, makes far more sense now.:niceone:

Just might tag along actually, prob safer for me, though I'll just be pottering along at the rear of the field, don't wanna road test my gear.:spanking:

[dangerous]

Just might tag along actually, prob safer for me, though I'll just be pottering along at the rear of the field, don't wanna road test my gear.:spanking:
There will be others pottering aswell on 250's

[laRIKin]

Fuck I am already suffering my Suday morning hangover,.... :(

It's because you are getting OLD.:Oops:

[NighthawkNZ]

It's because you are getting OLD.:Oops:

mutter mutter curse swear :argue:



:lol:

[Spuds1234]

we are leaving the Yaldie at 9 if ya wanta join in.

Mind if I tag along?

Cant think of a better way to start my holiday than to start it with a rally, just not sure how to get there is all.

[98tls]

Pissing down here so got all packed up.Ready to go:blink:

[scumdog]

Pissing down here so got all packed up.Ready to go:blink:

Dry-as and windy, just starting to get packed, oh man, the memory is not good after the 'non-rally' season eh!!
Where is this and what happened to that, how did we fit that last time etc.:blink:

[98tls]

Dry-as and windy, just starting to get packed, oh man, the memory is not good after the 'non-rally' season eh!!
Where is this and what happened to that, how did we fit that last time etc.:blink: :clap:Had the same problem mate,seemed the tent,sleeping bag,tent pegs were everywhere they shouldnt have been.Never seem to have the same amount of room for gear as there was last year.One thing i will avoid at Winchester this year is having to sit around broiling in leathers as ive bought a pair of Quasis fancy jeans with kevlar whatsit in em,great for short jaunts like this one.

[helenoftroy]

Thought I was going to have two gorgeous cute young fellas accompany me but my Sam has got cold feet but I will bring another rally virgin:devil2::devil2:

Be nice,dont scare him you lot!!:calm:

[98tls]

Thought I was going to have two gorgeous cute young fellas accompany me but my Sam has got cold feet but I will bring another rally virgin:devil2::devil2:

Be nice,dont scare him you lot!!:calm: No doubt he will be fine in the evening but if SD decides to parade round in his undies sunday morning:oi-grr:It aint pretty.

[MarkH]

Well, I am a bit concerned about the forecast for Saturday (Thursday and Friday look GREAT!) but I think I will go regardless and hope for the best. I will pack tonight and tomorrow morning I will double check the weather forecast then leave nice and early. At this stage I will stick to my plan and cross the strait on the ferry around 6pm - I am not too sure if I will be able to push through to Christchurch Thursday night or stop near Blenheim to sleep and then go from there to Winchester Friday morning.

I can fit my tent, sleeping bag & bedroll under the seat on my scooter, though I might strap the sleeping bag to the tail bag and put some other stuff under the seat. My camera gear completely fills the top box, but I really want to take it to snap a bunch of pics on Saturday. This will be my first camping trip on the scooter - I hope I manage to take everything I need.

[dangerous]

Thought I was going to have two gorgeous cute young fellas accompany me but my Sam has got cold feet but I will bring another rally virgin:devil2::devil2:

Be nice,dont scare him you lot!!:calm:
ohhhhhhhhh smack Sam about a bit, whats his problem... then again... hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa... means mum can play up a bit :gob:



Mind if I tag along?
ya dont need to ask ya pillic... ohh and Rashika is driving so if you want some gear taken down let us know.

[98tls]

[QUOTE



ya dont need to ask ya pillic... ohh and Rashika is driving so if you want some gear taken down let us know.[/QUOTE] :2thumbsupcan she drive down under and grab mine:2thumbsup:buggerd:

[Subike]

... ohh and Rashika is driving so if you want some gear taken down let us know.
will she be at the yauldy sat morn ?

[Mr Triple]

Ok... listen up you lot.
as the ride straight there is bland as hell then heres how we will tackle it for extra enjoyment.

asemble at, the yaldhurst pub car park (watch for glass)
asemble time, from 8:30 (have full tanks)
leaving time, 9:00am
route, yaldhurst
Darfield
Coalgate
Mayfield
Geraldine (time to grab a drink and lunch at the pub)
Winchester (tent up far end towards the rd)

This route involves straights, sweapers, tight catch ya out corners and single lane bridges.


Sounds good to me c ya at the yaldy at 830

[Spuds1234]

Thought I was going to have two gorgeous cute young fellas accompany me but my Sam has got cold feet but I will bring another rally virgin:devil2::devil2:

Be nice,dont scare him you lot!!:calm:

Im gorgeous and cute (kinda) and a rally virgin so your back up to two I guess.


ya dont need to ask ya pillic... ohh and Rashika is driving so if you want some gear taken down let us know.

Thanks Dangerous, I always like to ask though.

I appreciate the offer of letting me put some stuff in the truck, but if I cant carry it, it wont be coming. Got 3 weeks of biking to enjoy after this rally.

See you guys on Saturday.

[helenoftroy]

No doubt he will be fine in the evening but if SD decides to parade round in his undies sunday morning:oi-grr:It aint pretty.
Yeah it aint purdy!!lol:sick:

ohhhhhhhhh smack Sam about a bit, whats his problem... then again... hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa... means mum can play up a bit
Hes coming:banana:and surprise surprise !!his mum will prolly still play up a little bit!!:lol:

Im gorgeous and cute (kinda) and a rally virgin so your back up to two I guess.

Cool!! three gorgeous boys:calm::hug:

[alley cat]

Cool!! three gorgeous boys:calm::hug:

Oh its a hard life isnt it hel!
:D

[helenoftroy]

Oh its a hard life isnt it hel!
:D

Absolutely!!....the things one must endure !!:sweatdrop:whistle::blip:

[SpeedyGirl]

Well I will have to catch you all another time, i am not heading down to this now :(

[dangerous]

Well I will have to catch you all another time, i am not heading down to this now :(

OHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh WHAT? :crybaby:
the numbers are dropping like flys now, whats the story people :beer:


Cool!! three gorgeous boys:calm::hug:

Oh its a hard life isnt it hel!
:D
AND... me :whistle:

[xknuts]

surprise surprise !!his mum will prolly still play up a little bit!!:lol:

Cool!! three gorgeous boys:calm::hug:

Maybe 4 ?? !! :hug:
Oops I'm only doing Friday night, Damn ! Missed out again.
Probably won't see ya, unless you all arrive by 2.00 ish. :shit:

[NighthawkNZ]

I'll be too messed up to be classed as gorgeous...

[scumdog]

Well I will have to catch you all another time, i am not heading down to this now :(

Jiminy cricket wtf's going on??

And most important, when am I going to get that snog???, oh the misery...

[Daffyd]

Well, I've got the bike all packed up and have just finished watching the Breakers go to the top by thrashing the Diamonds.

[far queue]

I've got a new WoF, new Rego, and new back tyre, I'm all packed and ready to go. I'll be leaving straight from work tomorrow and will be at the site around 6-6.30pm. I'll see ya'll at the rally :2thumbsup

[SpeedyGirl]

Jiminy cricket wtf's going on??

And most important, when am I going to get that snog???, oh the misery...

Dont worry, i am keeping a tab...!!!!!

If the weather is ok on Saturday morning i may come for the ride down and then head home .....

[helenoftroy]

Dont worry, i am keeping a tab...!!!!!

If the weather is ok on Saturday morning i may come for the ride down and then head home .....

Yes do that!!

Would be great to see ya:banana:

[_Shrek_]

:Punk: with Mrs Shrek @ scumdog's :wari:

:mega::mega::mega: LOOSE OLD WOMAN will be at the rally young one's be very careful she does not have her minder with her :shutup:

[98tls]

:angry:Im out methinks,got something in my eye a few days back and just thought it would come right,last night it started to puff up bad and this morning its crap,weeping shit out etc so unless something happens quick:angry:Have fun the rest of you,have a bourbon for me eh.

[stevewederell]

Wire brush and dettol will fix that right up...or go to pharmacy and get some chloramphenicol topical, or take an asprin - wait 9 months and if you get a big belly you're pregnant

[far queue]

wait 9 months and if you get a big belly you're pregnantOh Christ! I must be pregnant then :gob:

[BBzz]

:angry:Im out methinks,got something in my eye a few days back and just thought it would come right,last night it started to puff up bad and this morning its crap,weeping shit out etc so unless something happens quick:angry:Have fun the rest of you,have a bourbon for me eh.

Yo 98 I have heard that Brest Milk is good for conjutavitious, so that should help with the Crap and probably good for the weeping eye.:cool:

[helenoftroy]

:mega::mega::mega: LOOSE OLD WOMAN will be at the rally young one's be very careful she does not have her minder with her :shutup:
:angry:oi !! I will be exceptionally well behaved,the height of decorum!!:innocent:

And anyway you should be here to look after me!!:angry2:

Breast milk does work,just got to find a lactating female!!:blip:

[98tls]

:angry:oi !! I will be exceptionally well behaved,the height of decorum!!:innocent:

And anyway you should be here to look after me!!:angry2:

Breast milk does work,just got to find a lactating female!!:blip: Got to go into town soon so will see if i can find one.Went into work and used the eye rinse thingy so hopefully that helps,may see you all tommorow.:niceone:

[T.W.R]

Breast milk does work,just got to find a lactating female!!:blip:

Christ don't tell him that :crazy: He has a obession with Lactating breasts :rolleyes:

Mike HTFU :Pokey:

There's been a steady flow of bikes past work since mid morning

My ETA will be around 8ish tonight :cool:

[dangerous]

Breast milk does work,just got to find a lactating female!!:blip:
Yeahhhhhhhhhh... OI 98, there will be a close to lactator at the rally, maybe a lick n tickle will start the machine producing... then you can poke me in the eye and Ill give it a spin :pinch:




:angry:Im out methinks,got something in my eye a few days back and just thought it would come right,last night it started to puff up bad and this morning its crap,weeping shit out etc so unless something happens quick:angry:Have fun the rest of you,have a bourbon for me eh.Thought you were spose to be some kinda hard arse Omaruian... HUH




If the weather is ok on Saturday morning i may come for the ride down and then head home .....Thats what Thunder is doing... so come and ride back with him.

[98tls]

Yeahhhhhhhhhh... OI 98, there will be a close to lactator at the rally, maybe a lick n tickle will start the machine producing... then you can poke me in the eye and Ill give it a spin :pinch:



Thought you were spose to be some kinda hard arse Omaruian... HUH
Yea im goin D,crook eye or not bugger it.See you all tommorow.Anyone from south passing through Oamaru about 1 ish?

[Ghost_Bullet]

Whew, made it through the week of work that was.... hell it was in some respects.... so whether the weather is good or bad, I aint gonna be sad!!!!:doh::eek:

Right gotta dash and wipe the son bum.... aggh being a dad uh.... BIG Danger man..... ya'll can look forward to that..... :bleh:

[Rashika]

Breast milk does work,just got to find a lactating female!!:blip:

well if you see my t shirt looking like it should be in the Competition then I could well be at that stage, but I dont think so yet!! :whistle:


and I AINT giving it a go either...

[dangerous]

well if you see my t shirt looking like it should be in the Competition then I could well be at that stage, but I dont think so yet!! :whistle:
OHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh... I duno, from 1/2 a hand full to 'more' than a hand full in 3 months is some what impressive in my books... cheap boob job :woohoo:

[timg]

cheap boob job :woohoo: Cheap??! :laugh::rofl: Betcha you won't be saying that when the wee gingerling is 20 and still sucking yer tit dry:shutup:

[Papa Bear]

2nd rally in a row that the wife has gone without me, last one I wasnt bothered much by having to stay at home, but this one, shit I wish I was there with her and all the KB'rs. Sounds like they are having a blast. Better get on TradeMe and find a bike to buy. :scooter:

[_Shrek_]

Happy Birthday Dale I hope this thread has found you with a wopping hangover now that you're in the old farts club, you can now jion the Ulysies :scratch: & ride like a nana :rofl:

:Oops:Paula I gavel at you're feet :thud: I did not relise that Kathy had not meet you b4 will fix that next month was great catching up with you guys tiz a pitty I couldn't stay & help with the rally virgins :devil2:

[Bren]

Hope you guys had a fantastic time ....





....Bastards (muttering)

[MotoRad-ical]

Thanks to all for the good weekend!
Cheers Dangerous for mustering us lot into a group that all made it there in one piece.

Hope alley cat made it home in one piece.
I've never seen a girl packed and ready to go before anyone else was even up!

[xknuts]

Cheap??! :laugh::rofl: Betcha you won't be saying that when the wee gingerling is 20 and still sucking yer tit dry:shutup:

No, TIMG.
Its not the tits that get sucked dry! At 20 they suck ya wallet dry, mate:argh:!

[dangerous]

Thanks to all for the good weekend!
Cheers Dangerous for mustering us lot into a group that all made it there in one piece.

Hope alley cat made it home in one piece.
I've never seen a girl packed and ready to go before anyone else was even up!

WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa... HAHAhahahaaaaa, hey look guys, its the rally virgin that keeled over at 4:30 PEE EM

Mate AC never went to bed hence her being 1st up :blink:

[woodybee]

Blimey finally got home from the Magpie at 6pm tonight.

Firstly Happy Birthday Daleypoos, welcome to the Naughty 40 Club:wari::msn-wink:

Sorry didn't get to spend more time with you and Paula, blimey that rally is massive now eh, so eay to loose people when its dark.

Had a, ........really big piss up on Friday after arriving there very late, in fact saw the sun rise Sautrday, and finally crawled into bed at 610am, there were about 15 of us around the fire.

Never done that a rally before, and it was funny the next night, as everyone that stayed up had a chat and laugh about it.....something about watching the night turn into day.................:2thumbsup Met a funny guy from Christchurch called Chris, so knocked around with him on the Friday.

Dished out loads of posters for the Garstonian Rally on the Saturday afternoon (when I got up!!!!).What a great way to circulate too..........

Met a few new KBer's Evo11something or other, her chap and another couple of KBers' can't remember their name.

Saturday was less hectic on the booze front, but managed to jump and dance around like someone possessed but the beer was bit chewey by midnight, so didn't drink,after the witchin hour fearing the 5 hour drive the next day. C locked out at 2.10 when I couldnt stop yawning, for the first time I listened to the band from my tent............Fuck I am never doing an alnighter again, fun as it was, absoultely bushed later the next day

God the journey home was labourious, I could hardly see through my eyes, I was so tired, stopped 4 times for power :zzzz: with my feet up on the bike on the way back. Weather held up though, and by the time I got to Kawaru Gorge, I was revitalised and flew through there, (well quick for me anyway!!!)

All in all the rally was super duper, the bands were fab (very groovy blues band on Saturday, the guitarist came from Old Kent Road, London, alright Geezer!) and the main act was great too.

The organisation at that rally is fantastic, lots going on, great venue, loads of helpers and it ran like clockwork.

Thank you to the organisers of the Magpie Rally, you dudes are truly wonderful:2thumbsup.

See everyone at the Long Drop Rally.

Gnite all, I'm totally knacked:yawn:

[MotoRad-ical]

WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa... HAHAhahahaaaaa, hey look guys, its the rally virgin that keeled over at 4:30 PEE EM

Mate AC never went to bed hence her being 1st up :blink:

Beauty sleep D! Thats why I don't have grey stubble and ginger pubes!:eek:
And with that move I managed to get 2 women into my tent (Hi 5!)
Might I add I did get up after that although I could learn a few things about commitment to the cause from HOT and AC :msn-wink:

[Ghost_Bullet]

The rally that now was. Winchester/Magpie...Via the back road through the windys to Fairly, filled the bike till it was Fairly full. And tootled off for a Pleasant lunch at Pleasant Point.

Off to the magpie, i kept an eye up above, as with experience, those black and white birds can cause pain to ones skull on impact. It seemed the place was vacant of magpies.
Tent up natter and drink. Was easlily talked into dining at the pub:done:, to hot to cook me own cans..
back and did the usual walk and chat about.
All the rest is now history, concerns about muslim donkeys led to many bows toward mecha????:shit:
Fire, marshmellows and seat stealing.
Then HOT brought out the T-killer... shot glasses lemon and salt.
This cant be bad... hit back a shot... igh.. yup that was tight.
Convinced by ?? use the salt and lemon combo...:shifty:(right)
Licked drunk and sucked...:shutup: Mmm this aint workin to well... better stand up....:wari: ... take a walk..... :sick: :2guns: god damn... an earlier experience this year has left my body with a natural defence against straight fuels... :done:

Sung the birthday song to N-Hawk, then it was time to tuck off to bed for sleep.
I was semi suprised to wake to the sound of familer voices and sunlight, scurrying around my tent to find me specs to check the time...6.12am... shite...
Up and away was good, and grewat to be home with some day to go...
A little buggered now, but look forward to the upcoming KB Rally in a few weeks.:soon:


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[Ghost_Bullet]

Oh and a video clip of the Unicylce thing.

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[kiwi cowboy]

Wire brush and dettol will fix that right up...or go to pharmacy and get some chloramphenicol topical, or take an asprin - wait 9 months and if you get a big belly you're pregnant

i got twins in me then

[alley cat]

Thanks all for a great weekend.
The ride down was beautiful, unsure as to why i dont go that way more often!
Did the usual trick of mixing my poisons, Hence no sleep at all and frantic ride hoom with speed of light vacuming when there.:eek5::crazy::blink::shit:
Good to catch you all and meet the new kids.
Motorad you should be bottled. Sorry if i played any part in you getting out of shape. Your little sleepy eyes awwwww.:msn-wink:
HOT You are bloody HOT.
Thanks D and R for the usual planning and laughs.
And virgin ladies you were far to well behaved! Loving the docs and the chance of a matchmake:love:

Stay safe kids, hugs not drugs.lol

[SDU]

Awesome catching up with ya folks & new faces.
Did the usual stagger weave after swilling way to much bourbon around the track after a great ride (-we went the same route as GB) fantastic weather. So many people to see, so easy to loose people in the dark.
Hope to see you around again soon:rockon:

[Evo1132]

No tickets, no crashes, no fights, weatha was hot, fuckin awesome rally.

[scumdog]

No tickets, no crashes, no fights, weatha was hot, fuckin awesome rally.

Sorta sums it up here too, a great way to start the summer rally season!!

Great company too except for the drunken pillock wandering around at about 5:30 onwards on Sunday morning - waffling on in a toothless and brainless way about all manner of shit he knew nothing about - and in a voice loud enough for most of the camp to hear his ignorance.

When an idiot says "I don't have a bike and I don't have a car - but I could get one if I saved" you know there's not going to be much depth of conversation eh!

But biggest turnout at Winchester yet, sheesh, if it gets much bigger we'll have to pre-book a spot to put our tent.
(Especially for the Xaria/Nighhawk'Taj-Mahal sized unit):blink:

And leaving the site at 7:30 instead of 10:00+ was great, no traffic, weather just right and bugger-all bugs around.

PS: Now taking orders for 'Redneck Tank Tops' as modelled by CB!!:shutup:

[Ghost_Bullet]

PS: Now taking orders for 'Redneck Tank Tops' as modelled by CB!!:shutup:

Ha ha, that was classic... :clap:

[NighthawkNZ]

Ha ha, that was classic... :clap:

Twas funny... :innocent:

[xknuts]

waffling on in a toothless and brainless way about all manner of shit he knew nothing about - and in a voice loud enough for most of the camp to hear his ignorance.
When an idiot says "I don't have a bike and I don't have a car - but I could get one if I saved" you know there's not going to be much depth of conversation eh!


He was a local who lived on the main street, and as he told Silvergrin, Michelle & I "I am normal" ???!!!
We teased him a treat, & it went way over his head!
But we had a great laugh at his expense.:2thumbsup

[Trumpess]

Great company too except for the drunken pillock wandering around at about 5:30 onwards on Sunday morning - waffling on in a toothless and brainless way about all manner of shit he knew nothing about - and in a voice loud enough for most of the camp to hear his ignorance.


ahhhh .... so that was the pilick i yelled at (from inside my tent) to shut the F**k up and F**k off!
Im sure he was using all his vocal chords whilst planting the 2009 Triumph Rally litrature around on bikes.




When an idiot says "I don't have a bike and I don't have a car - but I could get one if I saved" you know there's not going to be much depth of conversation eh!

He come staggering up to me yelling the same thing and going on about the bikes close by. He was off his tree, so thank god he dosent own any mode of transport!

[Trumpess]

From a newbie point of view ... it was absolutely fantastic!!
Bumped into heaps of people I knew, past and present and had many ramblings with many I never layed eyes on before! Then there were the KBers .... well what a bunch of fantastic people!!
The funniest part of the rally for me was waking up 4.30am to extra noise coming from outside the tent. It took me a good 60 seconds to realise it was men snoring!! Well i think the noise was coming from men :lol:
Nearly every tent I walked past had some kind of tune coming out of it. I was near on peeing myself before I got to the loos!! Its was classic!

[MarkH]

Well I got home today just before 4pm, spent last night in Palmerston North.

I am SOOOO glad I took a punt on the weather despite the forecast - gale force winds & rain, pffft! It was only windy for an hour or two then calm, it was plenty warm enough and completely dry. The only rain I saw was today!

In total since I left Auckland Thursday morning I have travelled 2400kms - go the little scooter that could! I bought it about 3 months ago with 3950kms on the clock and now it has past 12000kms and I'll have to buy another oil filter and give it another service.

Epic trip, great rally, fantastic meeting a whole bunch of KB reprobates. One day I hope to completely block images of Scumdog in his gruds from my memory, but apart from that the rally was great! There is now plenty of photographic evidence of the wayward Helen Of Troy plying anyone with strong spirits that will take it, even attempting to corrupt the disabled!
I will have to sort some photos when I get a chance.

[phaedrus]

one tequila two tequila three tequila FLOOR!!!

[Trumpess]

Not sure if those who attended the Magpie know that your photos were taken as you entered Winchester on your bikes?
Photos were displayed at the site on the side of the corogated shed that the burn outs started in.
These photos are up on the Kolourcare site for you to find.

http://www.kolourcare.co.nz/6.htm

[LittleAngel]

Thanks all for a great weekend.
The ride down was beautiful, unsure as to why i dont go that way more often!
Did the usual trick of mixing my poisons, Hence no sleep at all and frantic ride hoom with speed of light vacuming when there.:eek5::crazy::blink::shit:
Good to catch you all and meet the new kids.
Motorad you should be bottled. Sorry if i played any part in you getting out of shape. Your little sleepy eyes awwwww.:msn-wink:
HOT You are bloody HOT.
Thanks D and R for the usual planning and laughs.
And virgin ladies you were far to well behaved! Loving the docs and the chance of a matchmake:love:

Stay safe kids, hugs not drugs.lol

I think the reason us virgin ladies were well behaved was we couldn't find a lot of you in the early evening... and I know I lost my "mojo" early on... Next time however.... :drinknsin:rockon:


ahhhh .... so that was the pilick i yelled at (from inside my tent) to shut the F**k up and F**k off!
Im sure he was using all his vocal chords whilst planting the 2009 Triumph Rally litrature around on bikes.

He come staggering up to me yelling the same thing and going on about the bikes close by. He was off his tree, so thank god he dosent own any mode of transport!

I totally agree with you there.. I was so very concerned about anyone riding/driving around him! He was soo totalled! Talk about dribbling shit!! :bs:

I woke up at 5am with the dudes next to me chatting away about going early.. I wanted to say "fancy doing that quietly!". But I was packed and ready to go early so wasn't ALL bad...


From a newbie point of view ... it was absolutely fantastic!!
Bumped into heaps of people I knew, past and present and had many ramblings with many I never layed eyes on before! Then there were the KBers .... well what a bunch of fantastic people!!
The funniest part of the rally for me was waking up 4.30am to extra noise coming from outside the tent. It took me a good 60 seconds to realise it was men snoring!! Well i think the noise was coming from men :lol:
Nearly every tent I walked past had some kind of tune coming out of it. I was near on peeing myself before I got to the loos!! Its was classic!

Again I have to agree with you !! It was fantastic! And the KB'ers I met (so wanted to meet more but hard to find people in the dark!!!) were awesome! Thanks to Dangerous for making me feel included and part of the group ride etc. Big :2thumbsup for Dangerous!

Hope to meet many more of you soon..

[Silage]

Due to the need to be home on Saturday, I was only able to be at the rally Friday nite. Easy to find camp KB with a number of the usual suspects and a few new faces. First time ever to be at the first nite of a 2-day rally. Good numbers there but easy to find a spot.

Good evening of fine dining, intelligent discussion and good company (not all lies)

Took off Saturday around 9am as it looked like the NW was brewing and not wanting to repeat the tacking into the wind experienced two week previous. Breeze a bit frisky on inland road around Mayfield but no probs. KB rabble passed just before Rakaia bridge - except one. Came across a riderless Guzzi idling on the side of the road at the Rakaia bridge. Helmet and gloves on the ground. That rider was in a hurry thought I. D appears shortly after talking about "taking photos". Euphemistic poetry.

Couple of photos - the Raspberry tart and the GS twins.

Sorry not to stay for the whole rally. Roll on KB3

[MotoRad-ical]

Sorry if i played any part in you getting out of shape. Your little sleepy eyes awwwww.:msn-wink:

Hmmmmmm yes perhaps :o
Maybe a few red bulls were in order. I'll try harder at B munro I promise!

[_Shrek_]

And with that move I managed to get 2 women into my tent (Hi 5!)

yeah but can you remember who they are & what thier husband's look like :shifty:

[T.W.R]

:cool: She was another beauty :first:

:confused: Starting to get a bit worried about becoming nocturnal & being able to run on naf all sleep though.
After a 5.30ish finish on Saturday morning only to get up a couple of hours later I paid with my head during the afternoon :sick:

Good to catch up with the regular characters :2thumbsup top peeps. Missed a few :bye: and unexpectedly ran into a few others around the site.

A few KB moments observed though are worth a mention.

The Kb tent shifting crew at work on MarkH's tent
NightHawk reverse psych gift giving
The KB Tequila coven
98tls you're a classic mate :niceone:
Woodybee flitting from fire to fire in the early hours of Sunday morning like a moth
Subike on the grave yard shift fire watch

couple of pics
1) T/S crew at work
2) A home done GTR1000 trike
3) A very tidy CX500 Turbo
4) Dilligaf's racing rig

[T.W.R]

A few more pics

1) The Magni
2) A pretty trick Harley
3) The Excessive
4) A Monster

[Trumpess]

Not sure if those who attended the Magpie know that your photos were taken as you entered Winchester on your bikes?
Photos were displayed at the site on the side of the corogated shed that the burn outs started in.
These photos are up on the Kolourcare site for you to find.

http://www.kolourcare.co.nz/6.htm


The group that rode down with Dangerous can find their pics on pages 10, 11 & 12 under the 'Bike Rally Magpie 08' link.

The Southerners that came up can find theirs from page 50 onwards.

Hope this helps some.

[98tls]

:cool:
98tls you're a classic mate :niceone: :shit:what happened<_<

[98tls]

Great rally and awsome to catch up with you lot,yea even you D:laugh:To much Bourbon and not enough food,again:laugh:All good and was up early and home by 9 to catch a few zzzz and then off down the river.

[timg]

Awesome weekend folks. Great company. Good to meet some new folks, although with my memory names go in one ear and outta the other :(

A few pix;

Lawn mowing in style :banana:
Hottie checkin out the Duc replacement :clap:
Some letcherous old fulla chatting up a bit of pussy :dodge:

[T.W.R]

:shit:what happened<_<

:drinkup: Nothing undue bud, just a few well sighted comments that flowed over a few brews :lol:

[Mr Triple]

Great rally, good ride down and a fantastic night. Great to meet MarkH all the way down from Auckland great effort on a scooter:Punk:
But I must say I'm getting a little worried about Helen, looks like she's turning into right old booze hag:laugh:

[98tls]

:drinkup: Nothing undue bud, just a few well sighted comments that flowed over a few brews :lol: ;)Yea mate was a good night indeed and great to have a few laughs.

[scumdog]

A couple of pics from the scumdog collection
Having a couple of drinks
Standing around the bonfire
What a pretty bike
Chch rabble putting up tents under supervision

[T.W.R]

then off down the river.

:whistle: You really want me to take your money off you :scratch:


;)Yea mate was a good night indeed and great to have a few laughs.

You're going to have to get your oldman to make a pitstop on his way south though ;)

[helenoftroy]

Epic trip, great rally, fantastic meeting a whole bunch of KB reprobates. One day I hope to completely block images of Scumdog in his gruds from my memory, but apart from that the rally was great! There is now plenty of photographic evidence of the wayward Helen Of Troy plying anyone with strong spirits that will take it, even attempting to corrupt the disabled!

Scummy in his Y front longjohns was even more traumatic:blank:
My friend in the chair is easily corrupted lol!!


But I must say I'm getting a little worried about Helen, looks like she's turning into right old booze hag:laugh:
You should have been enjoying the lovely tequilla & not snapping me!!:devil2:Its very medicinal,the nurse recommends it:doctor:

Great weekend everyone,had to work last night.....was very relieved to finally get to bed at 8.30am this morning:zzzz:

[helenoftroy]

Might I add I did get up after that although I could learn a few things about commitment to the cause from HOT and AC :msn-wink:
stick with us young one....you never know what will happen lol:calm:


Motorad you should be bottled. Sorry if i played any part in you getting out of shape. Your little sleepy eyes awwwww.:msn-wink:

He needs more practise to keep up with our Alley cat:hug::blip:

[Subike]

Great rally, good ride down and a fantastic night. Great to meet MarkH all the way down from Auckland great effort on a scooter:Punk:
But I must say I'm getting a little worried about Helen, looks like she's turning into right old booze hag:laugh:


have you read the tee shirt in the last photo,

[helenoftroy]

have you read the tee shirt in the last photo,

Says it all really !!:rofl:

Second to last shot-mum plying son with hard liquor

Geez poor Sam with a mum like me!!:Oops: