Dakara
20th August 2008, 14:32
Had this arrive in the email today :clap:
Q. Two South Auckland guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a South Auckland girl use as protection during sex?
A. A Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a South Auckland Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the South Auckland guy cross the road?
A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a South Auckland girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from South Auckland on a bike,
why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a South Auckland quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two South Auckland Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. What do you say to a South Auckland person with a job?
A. A Big Mac please.
Q. What's the difference between a South Auckland boy and a South Auckland girl?
A. A South Auckland girl has a higher sperm count
Q. Two South Auckland guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a South Auckland girl use as protection during sex?
A. A Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a South Auckland Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the South Auckland guy cross the road?
A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a South Auckland girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from South Auckland on a bike,
why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a South Auckland quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two South Auckland Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. What do you say to a South Auckland person with a job?
A. A Big Mac please.
Q. What's the difference between a South Auckland boy and a South Auckland girl?
A. A South Auckland girl has a higher sperm count