A new parade

[Big Dave]

As part of the lead up to Dave-spo '09 I'm having a parade.

'Mingas on Mopeds' will have all of NZ talking.

Post your casting couch shots here.

[Gubb]

Sorry, i'm tied up with 'Scrotes on Scooters' at the moment.

[Big Dave]

Sorry, i'm tied up with 'Scrotes on Scooters' at the moment.

Why don't we combine the two and have Scingas on Scopeds.


(Move it to PD anytime mods)

[scumdog]

Went down to the local knock-shop to get ya some pics BD - but the madam Polly said "Big Dave? - he still owe us fifty-dolla from last-time, you tell him he pay chop-chop or no minga pictures".

Sorry dude, tried my best.

So I guess it's Snatchs on Scoots now??

[Gubb]

Hooters on Scooters?

[Sanx]

My suggestion for Mingas on Mopeds.

[Big Dave]

My suggestion for Mingas on Mopeds.

We have some standards.

[Sanx]

We have some standards.

Are you objecting to the Minga or the Moped?

[FJRider]

We have some standards.

Low one's...???:beer:

[Big Dave]

Went down to the local knock-shop to get ya some pics BD - but the madam Polly said "Big Dave? - he still owe us fifty-dolla from last-time, you tell him he pay chop-chop or no minga pictures".

Sorry dude, tried my best.

So I guess it's Snatchs on Scoots now??

Polly has taken over from Mama-san?

[FJRider]

Polly has taken over from Mama-san?

BIG Polly ???

[Big Dave]

Scummy - I was in Hong Kong over at Wanchai in the red light area hanging out with this fellow biker.

The night started when I wandered in to 'Ned Kelley's Last Stand' - a bar over on Hong Kong side and got talking to bloke next to me - Bruno.

He was Swiss, rode an XS650 (I had an 1100 at the time) and we got well smashed on Fosters exchanging bike yarns in a combination of english and german. We knew enough of each language to get on famous.

So - as you do - after getting chased by, and eluding the cops on the Star Ferry (inappropriate slash - hey - it was Fosters) we end up in Wanchai early in the morning.

This is back when it was still a colony and it was SEEEEEEDY.

A 60 year old Mama-san suddenly appears from nowhere and starts chirping 'you want girl - you want girl.'

Bruno picks Mama-san up, throws her over his shoulder, slaps her on the arse and says 'Nooooo Bruno want MAMA-SAN'.

Suddenly I'm eye to eye with a grey haired chinese woman saying 'he crazy he crazy he crazy.'

More whistles blew and I just got out of Denver/split/vamoosed and went back to my hotel. Which isn't easy when you are a foot taller than everyone on the Island. Didn't see him again.

If you see polly say g'day

[Swoop]

Silicone on Scooters?

Not referring to the polish used on the bike, either.

[Big Dave]

Falsies on Fazers

[Scouse]

Pervo's on Pavement

[Dooly]

Cunts on compressors?

Vaginas on Vrods?

[Scouse]

Slappa's on squezukis

[Scouse]

hoe's on hogs

[P38]

I'd be in but I got standards to maintain.

Besides I'm busy with a parade of my own.


Bush Pigs on Boulevards

:blink::blink::blink::sick::sick::sick:

[MXNUT]

Homo`s on Honda`s

[Scouse]

I'd be in but I got standards to maintain.

Besides I'm busy with a parade of my own.



Bush Pigs on Boulevards


:blink::blink::blink::sick::sick::sick:Wots that then the Hero Parade?

[Goblin]

Homo`s on Honda`s

'Scuse me....it's Hornbags on Hondas thank you!:girlfight:

[P38]

Wots that then the Hero Parade?

Nope that would be the Homo's on Hondas parade.


Or


Maybe the Trannies on Triumps parade


I all ways get them two confused.:whistle:

[Scouse]

Nope that would be the Homo's on Hondas parade.But I thought you rode a Suzuki Boulavard

[P38]

But I thought you rode a Suzuki Boulavard



Now it seems your confused too.

[Big Dave]

Boulevard Goulash.

'Pervs on Pavement' is gold.

[FJRider]

Homo`s on Honda`s

Thats that other parade... :bash:

[Oakie]

Vaginas on Vrods?

Sorry. You got beaten to it by 'Vaginas on Vespas'

[Oakie]

Whores on V4s?

[Oakie]

Maybe the Trannies on Triumps parade:

No. It's Trannies on Yammies.

[oldrider]

Menage a' Triumph! (triple) :love::shifty::blip:

[P38]

Menage a' Triumph! (triple) :love::shifty::blip:

That would be a pretty short parade.

Two Triumphs and one KBer

or is that

Two KBers and one Triumph

[oldrider]

That would be a pretty short parade.

Two Triumphs and one KBer

or is that

Two KBers and one Triumph

Well, so far two KB'rs one Triumph and three cylinders!

I keep telling her on the back that it's not too late to try out all the other fancy configurations......."silent night".......as usual. :lol: John.

[merv]

Well, so far two KB'rs one Triumph and three cylinders!

I keep telling her on the back that it's not too late to try out all the other fancy configurations......."silent night".......as usual. :lol: John.

That's with her tits out, right? :whistle:

No agism prejudice here we don't mind that she's a pensioner.

[pete376403]

Charlies on Harleys

[tri boy]

Trollop's on Trumpy's:love:
Oh hell yes!

[oldrider]

That's with her tits out, right? :whistle:

No agism prejudice here we don't mind that she's a pensioner.

May have been known to happen but long before age became apparent! :done: John.

[scumdog]

Muffs on Moto Guzzis....no wait, 'Gruffs on Guzzis'??