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ceebie13
21st August 2008, 18:54
...a lesbian dinosaur?

A. A licalottopus


boom, boom, tish
Wingnut
21st August 2008, 18:58
:laugh:Ahhhhhhhhhh hahahaha Classic!
CB ARGH
21st August 2008, 19:14
Funny guy :buggerd:
rat biker 08
21st August 2008, 19:17
LOL :laugh::laugh:
Trudes
21st August 2008, 19:42
What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?




Megasorearse.
:buggerd:
Stirts
22nd August 2008, 10:53
What do you call two skunks having a 69?

Odour Eaters.
The Tazman
22nd August 2008, 11:04
What do you call an island full of lesbians?

Lickerland

I have to say the skunk one is fanTAZtic :D
nodrog
22nd August 2008, 11:08
What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
Stirts
22nd August 2008, 11:17
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!

AND MORE ON THE THEME......

What do you call nuts on a wall?
Walnuts

What do you call nuts on a chest?
Chestnuts

What do you call nuts on a chin?
Blowjob
Trudes
22nd August 2008, 12:39
WHat do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil


What do you call a man with no arms or legs?

Bob


What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk... or a raisin.
ynot slow
22nd August 2008, 20:36
Latest thing for undertakers is the lesbian casket,has no nails or screws but has tongue in groove.
blairh
22nd August 2008, 20:57
What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?

Megasorearse.
:buggerd:
holy crap that is gold!! :clap:
imw-hornet
22nd August 2008, 21:53
All very good :)