I Like Pork

[Flatcap]

I don't know whether to be amused or annoyed by this story:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10528380


It seems to me that everything offends somebody these days.

Pork belly is a tasty treat in my book - mmmm crackling

[toebug]

Seems a bit strange how religion dictates what you eat! Religion is for insecure morons, you only have to read a few paragraphs of the bible to realise what a load of crap it is! With modern science I cant understand how people still belive this shit!:dodge:

[Gubb]

How can you worship something that is so delicious?

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

[yod]

How can you worship something that is so delicious?

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

lol

damn straight

meeeaaat, wonderful meeaat

[nodrog]

does that mean indian policemen never receive oral pleasure?

[yod]

:killingme

[kiwifruit]

My friend is a pork fan, to the extreme..
He once bought a few kg of pork skin from a butcher mate for a dollar or so and made a great deal of crackle (In my oven!). Lasted him about a week, he'd not be seen without his tupperware container of crackle.. Big sheets of the stuff, nipples and all!

He was quite ill for sometime after.

[Tank]

What I find offensive is that someone would pay good money for a fuckwit like Mike King to be the spoksperson for anything.

The pork has more talent than he does.

[Swoop]

Homer Simpson: "Pork, bacon and ham all from the same animal? Yes, a mythical beast..."

[fire eyes]

hahahaha .. how hard would it have been to research the fact that Hindus don't eat pork! lol or beef (not that its about beef) shot Mike King! hehehe .. Mike King is, after all a Comedian not a Rocket Scientist lol ... its not only religeous folk who dont eat pork either! I don't eat pork, beef,sheep or chicken .. Im definitely not religeous! .. its just a personal choice .. I don't blame Hindus for being offended! :girlfight:

[pzkpfw]

How can you worship something that is so delicious?

It's not worship (i.e. like the cow), it's more the opposite (i.e. unclean, like the cow Lisa Lewis).

[Tank]

It's not worship (i.e. like the cow), it's more the opposite (i.e. unclean, like the cow Lisa Lewis).

Lisa Lewis is not dirty - she uses a wirebrush and detol after every customer.



ummm - Boomer told me.

[avgas]

i have to agree with the hindu's slightly - i mean you would want your porn in the dairy right next to the frozed fish sections would you?

[98tls]

:dodge:Fuck here we go,welcome to little England.They wont eat something but love to bathe in shit filled rivers go figure.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/2860565.stm

[Lias]

Fuck em all.

Lets see a commercial showing a statue of shiva shoved up a pigs arse :-)

[NZsarge]

Mmmm, love crackling. Best part of a cooked pig I reckon, followed closely by the meat ofcourse.

[Flatcap]

Mmmm, love crackling. Best part of a cooked pig I reckon, followed closely by the meat ofcourse.

Interesting that it is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh

....which is a fact it pays not to think of whilst eating it....

[NZsarge]

Interesting that it is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh

....which is a fact it pays not to think of whilst eating it....

:lol: I wonder which dubious person started that rumour....

[mstriumph]

Interesting that it is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh

....which is a fact it pays not to think of whilst eating it....

---- think of all the problems we could solve if we just cut out the middle man ---- [or cut a bit OUT of the middle man] bypassed pigs and proceeded straight to eating PEOPLE

- world overpopulation
- world starvation
- overcrowding in jails
- abortion
- crowded cemeteries ....and we'd totally avoid the pollution that the smokestack makes [for those that choose the other route ...]

c'MON people, you KNOW you want to!!!



- bear with me folks - it's friday and, yes, this IS a PT :innocent:

[jrandom]

I don't eat pork, beef,sheep or chicken...

You poor dear. You must be fading away by now.

[Ixion]

Fish? (Calm down, not YOU old chap) Crustacea? Mollusca? kangaroo ? Whale? Ostrich ? Emu ? Bison ? Snake ? Crocodile ? Pheasant ?

Lots of other meaty opportunities if you're fussy about the standard ones.

[Dave-]

what about rogan josh with beef? i prefer it with lamb but beef is good too.

[Swoop]

Interesting that it is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh

....which is a fact it pays not to think of whilst eating it....

Is it in the book Chickenhawk where the author mentions seeing pigs eating the remains of bombed humans...?:buggerd:

[P38]

mmmmmmmm I like pork too.

But not as much as I like porking though. :msn-wink:

[NZsarge]

mmmmmmmm I like pork too.

But not as much as I like porking though. :msn-wink:

Iiieeee, was only a matter of time.. :laugh:

[pete376403]

Is it in the book Chickenhawk where the author mentions seeing pigs eating the remains of bombed humans...?:buggerd:
Probably - excellent book BTW.
Also some cool scenes in the series "Deadwood" where the corpses from various gunfights, illnesses, etc would be fed to Wu's pigs, with the locals leaning on the railings watching.
Wu was the local butcher who supplied the town.

[Dave Lobster]

does that mean indian policemen never receive oral pleasure?

Only from each other :)

[fire eyes]

You poor dear. You must be fading away by now.

Hahahaha smartarse .. no Im not that lucky! Its been a recent transition.

[Drum]

Any religion that doesn't let you eat pork is pretty fucked in my opinion. Those Hindus should adopt a nice simple western religion where you are allowed to eat, drink and fuck whatever you want.

[Sanx]

Those Hindus should adopt a nice simple western religion where you are allowed to ... fuck whatever you want.

You mean follow the lead of the Catholic clergy, where you have to be celibate?

Fucking little boys doesn't count. Ubersturmfuhrer Benedict XVII said so, so it must be god's word.

[justsomeguy]

Here I thought this was about a cop....

Hindus don't eat pork as it is supposed to be unclean. Same reason Muslims don't eat it.

Indians however definitely do eat pork. I do and a lot of others do too. Love crackling... yum :)

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=indian+pork&meta

It's quite possible they intended that this happened, free new publicity and remember any publicity is just publicity - see how many of us went "pork" yum... how many of you went and bought some pork as a result?

There are a million ways to shoot an ad, too many little things here that didn't need to be there, why include a Hindu Goddess? How many ads do you see that potray something taboo in western society that focus on a picture of Jesus? Like the pseudo erotic perfume ads, alchohol ads - none of them do.

This ad was probably created to offend. It's no coincidence that marketing folk aren't the most trusted community.



Fuck em all.

Lets see a commercial showing a statue of shiva shoved up a pigs arse :-)

You the resident KKK rep?

[Lias]

You the resident KKK rep?
Resident redneck maybe, but I don't think its particularly redneck to want to go out of my way to offend _any_ religion that makes bullshit complaints like this.

They should play this ad regardless of it offends some, because it entertains others. Perhaps one of the reasons I like southpark because it goes out of its way to offend pretty much every religion.