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Motu
19th January 2005, 14:48
I just had a woman in here with a Wof reject sheet I gave her in sept 2003 - she has now sold the car and wants her money back because she didn't get a WoF afterall.After a heated discusion she went away not very happy with me - oh,I'm a sad case,what have I done wrong? :unsure:

jrandom
19th January 2005, 14:51
I just had a woman in here with a Wof reject sheet I gave her in sept 2003 - she has now sold the car and wants her money back because she didn't get a WoF afterall.After a heated discusion she went away not very happy with me - oh,I'm a sad case,what have I done wrong? :unsure:

And I'll bet you've never even done 160 on the back wheel down Stoddard Road.

MSTRS
19th January 2005, 14:58
Bad boy - taking the nice lady's money & not giving her what she came for. Sheesh.

White trash
19th January 2005, 15:20
I just had a woman in here with a Wof reject sheet I gave her in sept 2003 - she has now sold the car and wants her money back because she didn't get a WoF afterall.After a heated discusion she went away not very happy with me - oh,I'm a sad case,what have I done wrong? :unsure:

Mate, do you get every fucked up, know nothing, whack job motorist in there or what?

Riff Raff
19th January 2005, 15:24
I just had a woman in here with a Wof reject sheet I gave her in sept 2003 - she has now sold the car and wants her money back because she didn't get a WoF afterall.
Wow that gives me an idea of things to do to while away the time... I've got a few failed WOF sheets! IF I wear a low cut top and short skirt do you think I'll get my money back?

manuboy
19th January 2005, 15:26
Can you give me her details? I'm going to pick up our vehicle after it failed it's warrant last time ... if it failed again for some reason i'll need somebody who can rark the hell outta the poor mechanic aye...

manuboy
19th January 2005, 15:28
Wow that gives me an idea of things to do to while away the time... I've got a few failed WOF sheets! IF I wear a low cut top and short skirt do you think I'll get my money back?

Depends if

a) The mechanic is Ghey or not

b) *i'll get slayed for this... * wot sort of shape you're in after sitting round for the last x weeks.... :thud:

Ms Piggy
19th January 2005, 15:29
I just had a woman in here with a Wof reject sheet I gave her in sept 2003 - she has now sold the car and wants her money back because she didn't get a WoF afterall.After a heated discusion she went away not very happy with me - oh,I'm a sad case,what have I done wrong? :unsure:
Ummmmmmmmm.....errrrrrrr....let's think about it for a minute.........









.....absolutely nothing!

I can't believe anyone would be quite THAT stupid!!! The woman that is not you!

Firefight
19th January 2005, 15:30
Ya not gunna take that are you Sue ?

F/F <_<

vifferman
19th January 2005, 15:33
It's a no-brainer, innit? The WOF fee is for the inspection, not the warrant, surely? It's her fault she didn't come back for the retest and sticker.

vifferman
19th January 2005, 15:35
Depends wot sort of shape you're in after sitting round for the last x weeks.... :thud:
Well, I'm not allowed to say this (seeing I'm married and the vifferbabe would likely bobbitjob me if she found out), but unless she's deteriorated markedly since Friday, Sue looked to be in pretty good shape to me.

merv
19th January 2005, 15:52
There's me thinking you'd outposted Wkid as well and you give us a WOF story instead.

Riff Raff
19th January 2005, 16:12
*i'll get slayed for this... * wot sort of shape you're in after sitting round for the last x weeks.... :thud:
What do you think....

White trash
19th January 2005, 16:18
Well, I'm not allowed to say this (seeing I'm married and the vifferbabe would likely bobbitjob me if she found out), but unless she's deteriorated markedly since Friday, Sue looked to be in pretty good shape to me.

Don't sweat it, nothing wrong with commenting on how good a shape a fellow KBer is in. We are, obviously, all mates here.

I'd go so far as to say she looked pretty miiiinnnnnnnttttt-ah on Saturday. I'm sure riff raff apreciates your concern about her fitness though, Manu' :lol:

merv
19th January 2005, 16:27
What do you think....

Looks OK to me.

jrandom
19th January 2005, 16:28
Don't sweat it, nothing wrong with commenting on how good a shape a fellow KBer is in. We are, obviously, all mates here.

Oh, good stuff dude, I was starting to worry about how you were receiving all those requests of mine.

So if it's all good with you, would you mind re-doing those 'almost into the leathers' photos for me, with slightly softer lighting? Just email the scans through once they're ready.

Thanks a million, darl'.

manuboy
19th January 2005, 17:33
What do you think....

Just on the quiet i'm right keen on woman who's faces are a coupe of "shades" lighter than ... the rest of them aye. Shout ya a ferry ticket when you're up and running? Just don't tell EssVeeBabe you're on the way...


I'd go so far as to say she looked pretty miiiinnnnnnnttttt-ah on Saturday. I'm sure riff raff apreciates your concern about her fitness though, Manu' :lol:


Well, I'm not allowed to say this (seeing I'm married and the vifferbabe would likely bobbitjob me if she found out), but unless she's deteriorated markedly since Friday, Sue looked to be in pretty good shape to me.

2 votes from senior members eh? (both renound pervs but :bleh: )

p.s Got the warrant! No short skirts involved. Just a sleek wee toyota camry wagon in tip top condition obvously... right. i'm off to cruise the main for babes... camry wagon outta pull 'em....

Hooks
19th January 2005, 17:51
What do you think....

Shall I post the shower pics from saturday morning then ...??? :gob: I did tell you that I had a cam in there didn't I ...?? :innocent: ..... MR & TS said you wouldn't mind .... :killingme

StoneChucker
19th January 2005, 18:06
Shall I post the shower pics from saturday morning then ...??? :gob: I did tell you that I had a cam in there didn't I ...?? :innocent: ..... MR & TS said you wouldn't mind .... :killingme
Hey Hooks, I hope YOU don't mind, but I installed a webcam in your bathroom. Got some good feed of Riff.
Check it out at
http://www.camville.hoax.nz/riff/urdreamin

Riff Raff
19th January 2005, 18:15
Shall I post the shower pics from saturday morning then ...??? :gob: I did tell you that I had a cam in there didn't I ...?? :innocent: ..... MR & TS said you wouldn't mind .... :killingme
Yeah I think the Saturday morning ones are allright. It's Sunday's ones that are dodgy when I had that loooooong shower. No wait that was MR. So just what was he doing in the shower for all that time. Can you post those pics too???

Riff Raff
19th January 2005, 18:18
Hey Hooks, I hope YOU don't mind, but I installed a webcam in your bathroom. Got some good feed of Riff.
And you seemed like such a sweet young thing! :bleh:

Sparky Bills
19th January 2005, 18:32
Mate..
retail will always be retail!
As for the pics from the shower..
I have already got them on my site!!!
www. martinsbrokenbikeandpicsofRiffsite.co.nz :killingme
I have also copy righted them!
so dont even think about it1 :innocent: :killingme

StoneChucker
19th January 2005, 19:00
Mate..
retail will always be retail!
As for the pics from the shower..
I have already got them on my site!!!
www. martinsbrokenbikeandpicsofRiffsite.co.nz :killingme
I have also copy righted them!
so dont even think about it1 :innocent: :killingme
Are you one of those really wanky webmasters that disables right-clicks, with a sarcastic message? :mad: :devil2:

Sparky Bills
19th January 2005, 19:05
Me??
Noo. :spudwave: :laugh:

Wonko
19th January 2005, 19:32
Are you one of those really wanky webmasters that disables right-clicks, with a sarcastic message? :mad: :devil2:

You mean one of the barstards that you can get around by grabbing it from your local cache?

James Deuce
19th January 2005, 19:33
Mate, do you get every fucked up, know nothing, whack job motorist in there or what?

They're normal westies mate!

James Deuce
19th January 2005, 19:36
What do you think....
Bit thick through the waist, and the photoshopped face doesn't blend very well.

Better luck next incarnation.

Indiana_Jones
19th January 2005, 19:48
I'm gonna take my Fixxer back to Suzuki when I've thrashed it, hand them the receipt and ask if I can get a refund lol ;)

-Indy

Motoracer
19th January 2005, 22:21
Yeah I think the Saturday morning ones are allright. It's Sunday's ones that are dodgy when I had that loooooong shower. No wait that was MR. So just what was he doing in the shower for all that time. Can you post those pics too???


Belive it or not, it normally takes me twice as long to take a shower. I don't know how you guys and girls are super quick at it.

Riff Raff
20th January 2005, 07:25
Belive it or not, it normally takes me twice as long to take a shower. I don't know how you guys and girls are super quick at it.
Sparky sent me the photos - now we know what you were doing! And to think I got in the shower after you! :Pokey:

Motoracer
20th January 2005, 10:31
Sparky sent me the photos - now we know what you were doing! And to think I got in the shower after you! :Pokey:

Yea yea, I know you secretly enjoyed them thoroughly.

toads
20th January 2005, 10:41
Mate, do you get every fucked up, know nothing, whack job motorist in there or what?

Nearly all of the Auckland ones I think.

Motu
20th January 2005, 11:12
Nearly all of the Auckland ones I think.

Like attracts like.

It's an american tourist today (push,push,push) Gotta be polite cause us Kiwi's is nice blokes eh?

Riff Raff
20th January 2005, 13:40
Yea yea, I know you secretly enjoyed them thoroughly.

:msn-wink: :niceone: