road king
25th August 2008, 22:50
found this somewere, sorry if its a repost
* Motorbikes don't get pregnant
* You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month
* Motorbikes don't have parents
* Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong
* You can share a Motorbike with friends
* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden
* When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time
* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have
* Motorbikes don't care if you buy Motorbike magazines
* Motorbikes don't care if you look at other Motorbikes
* You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to have a new little
Motorbike", unless you go out and buy one yourself
* If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it
* If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it
* If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it
* You can ride a friend's Motorbike and still stay friends
* If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don't have to apologize to
it before you can ride again
* You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won't get sore
* You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won't get frustrated
* Your Mother won't stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it
* Motorbikes don't get headaches
* Motorbikes don't criticize you if you are a hopeless rider
* Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes
* Motorbikes don't care if you are late
* You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike
* If your Motorbike doesn't look good, you can paint it or get new parts
* You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don't have to
take it to dinner
* The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet
* You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time
you were on your Motorbike
* A motorbikes curves will never sag
*When you get a new motorbike you don't have to give money to the old one every month
*You can kick a motorbike to wake it up in the morning
* Motorbikes don't get pregnant
* You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month
* Motorbikes don't have parents
* Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong
* You can share a Motorbike with friends
* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden
* When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time
* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have
* Motorbikes don't care if you buy Motorbike magazines
* Motorbikes don't care if you look at other Motorbikes
* You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to have a new little
Motorbike", unless you go out and buy one yourself
* If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it
* If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it
* If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it
* You can ride a friend's Motorbike and still stay friends
* If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don't have to apologize to
it before you can ride again
* You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won't get sore
* You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won't get frustrated
* Your Mother won't stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it
* Motorbikes don't get headaches
* Motorbikes don't criticize you if you are a hopeless rider
* Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes
* Motorbikes don't care if you are late
* You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike
* If your Motorbike doesn't look good, you can paint it or get new parts
* You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don't have to
take it to dinner
* The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet
* You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time
you were on your Motorbike
* A motorbikes curves will never sag
*When you get a new motorbike you don't have to give money to the old one every month
*You can kick a motorbike to wake it up in the morning