Punctuation Police please step this way

[bungbung]

This was lifted from http://www.livejournal.com/users/secretpassage/

Would you like to let the restaurant know?

Molten Restaurant

422 Mt Eden Rd Mt Eden Auckland
0-9-638 7236

[Hitcher]

Blogs must surely go close to being the end of the world as we know it. Blogs and SUVs. Blogs, SUVs and PXT phones. Blogs, SUVs, PXT phones and those SUV prams that kindy mums hog the pavement with. And "Baby on board" stickers. And the All Blacks fan club. And Aucklanders. And 20-something female "marketing managers". And State broadcaster "celebrities".

I mean WGAF?

[MSTRS]

Whats rong wiif it! & did yuo unnersatnit" :devil2:

[Skunk]

Eyes no sea, any fink wong!!!!!!! :) :o LOL LOL

[SPORK]

Blogs must surely go close to being the end of the world as we know it. Blogs and SUVs. Blogs, SUVs and PXT phones. Blogs, SUVs, PXT phones and those SUV prams that kindy mums hog the pavement with. And "Baby on board" stickers. And the All Blacks fan club. And Aucklanders. And 20-something female "marketing managers". And State broadcaster "celebrities".

I mean WGAF?
Agreed.

Just SUVs in America use up an extra 40,000 barrels of oil a day! Just so they can trundle along in a complete seperate world where anything short of some cataclysmic disaster can't hurt them...

Man I need to start my own planet somewhere...

[jrandom]

I'm thinking of starting a blog.

I could call it, "The angst of a twenty-something Generation Y-er who has managed to breed but may never finish a postgraduate degree."

Well, I'd probably end up calling it something a little snappier, but that would be a good content summary.

Nobody would read it, therefore it would be quintessentially hip.

[Wellyman]

I wonder who flunked english in school!

[Hitcher]

Nobody would read it, therefore it would be quintessentially hip.
Either that or somebody would capture it in a futile attempt to direct web traffic to their porn site...

[MSTRS]

And this just in.....Babysitters do not (generally) sit on babies.

[Jamezo]

what a truly righteously awesome blog!

[jrandom]

what a truly righteously awesome blog!

Nonsense. It sucks. You're obviously just gagging for a shag and suffering from "anything a single white female under 30 says is entrancing" syndrome.

[SPORK]

Nonsense. It sucks. You're obviously just gagging for a shag and suffering from "anything a single white female under 30 says is entrancing" syndrome.
...Or he's being sarcastic.

[Jamezo]

Nonsense. It sucks. You're obviously just gagging for a shag and suffering from "anything a single white female under 30 says is entrancing" syndrome.

*I* thought it was much better than the filth we usually associate with livejournals. Didn't even realise it was a woman actually... I just looked at the profile whatsamajiggy, turns out she's 31. ouch!

[vifferman]

Blogs must surely go close to being the end of the world as we know it. Blogs and SUVs. Blogs, SUVs and PXT phones. Blogs, SUVs, PXT phones and those SUV prams that kindy mums hog the pavement with. And "Baby on board" stickers. And the All Blacks fan club. And Aucklanders. And 20-something female "marketing managers". And State broadcaster "celebrities".

Quite right! I was going to say, "You GO, girlfriend!", then I realised that was another thing that should have been in your list, as well as "personal trainers" and "lifestyle coaches".

[jrandom]

*I* thought it was much better than the filth we usually associate with livejournals. Didn't even realise it was a woman actually... I just looked at the profile whatsamajiggy, turns out she's 31. ouch!

Well, one way or another, she's one of the latte-drinking blogerati who will be second against the wall when the revolution comes, right after the advertising executives.

[jrandom]

personal trainers

Nothing wrong with a good trainer.

I spent quite a bit of money back in the day, working with a chap who'd gone to the trouble of getting a degree and, as far as I could tell, sat up late every night reading professional journals on sports physiology and endocrinology.

He could also squat more than me, and he went on to spend a year as David Tua's strength coach (and you gotta admit, Tua never lost a bout due to not hitting hard enough...)

Of course, the stupid little muffins in tight T-shirts who prance around the gyms calling themselves 'personal trainers' are generally uneducated idiots. But then, I suppose all those overweight 40-year-old women from Remuera need *someone* to count out their reps at $60 an hour and encourage them not to eat chocolate cake.

[thehollowmen]

This was lifted from http://www.livejournal.com/users/secretpassage/

Would you like to let the restaurant know?

Molten Restaurant

422 Mt Eden Rd Mt Eden Auckland
0-9-638 7236

uh oh... one step away... what's your LJ?
:-P

BTW - am chatting to this person now, so showed them the thread... funny how small this world is..

[scumdog]

I just LOVE redneck territory, no p.t's , restaurants, blog's ....... or anything!!!

[MacD]

Blogs must surely go close to being the end of the world as we know it. Blogs and SUVs. Blogs, SUVs and PXT phones. Blogs, SUVs, PXT phones and those SUV prams that kindy mums hog the pavement with. And "Baby on board" stickers. And the All Blacks fan club. And Aucklanders. And 20-something female "marketing managers". And State broadcaster "celebrities".

I mean WGAF?

Can I please remove Aucklanders (we're quite friendly really :hug: ) and replace them with Bottled Water, particularly so-called Sports Waters which have more sugar in them than a really sugary thing!

Also "Baby on Board" stickers should be read as "I may undertake an outrageous manoeuvre at any moment as I'm not really concentrating on driving at all", particularly dangerous when attached to said SUVs. :wacko:

[jrandom]

BTW - am chatting to this person now, so showed them the thread...

The author? Hah.

What was her reaction?

[thehollowmen]

The author? Hah.

What was her reaction?
(TheHollowMen) Robyn - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=8059
(moving-target) robyn is forever the libarian
(moving-target) if only she had had some chalk with her
* Robyn looks
(Robyn) OMG
* Robyn is one of the "latte-drinking blogerati".
(Robyn) And they have miscalculated my age as 31.
(moving-target) first the nz idol thing now this
(moving-target) robyns gonna be snubbed by the public soon
(TheHollowMen) Robyn - to your favour "what a truly righteously awesome blog!"
(Robyn) It's funny how the topic of the post slowly moves from being about the punctuation on and sign and to being about blogging in general, then back to me.
(Robyn) And who is bungbung and what is he doing reading my "blog"?
(ricky60) they're fapping over you Robyn
(TheHollowMen) Robyn - no idea, that's what I'm trying to work out
(TheHollowMen) his profile has a picture if you want to stalk him
(TheHollowMen) he's got a VTR1000, I'm hit it :-D
(Robyn) Odd people end up reading my website.
(Robyn) One of my co-workers forwarded on some funny email to a friend of hers and he replied back after having noticed the forwarding headers, "OMG! Is that *the* Robyn?"

few edits done for protection :-P
Then we went on to talking about how to cook possums, which disturbed the Australians... possums are endangered over there

[Jamezo]

uh oh... one step away... what's your LJ?
:-P

BTW - am chatting to this person now, so showed them the thread... funny how small this world is..

yeah, I saw you on the friends list, had a perv at your blog.

[Hitcher]

(TheHollowMen) Robyn - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=8059
(moving-target) robyn is forever the libarian
(moving-target) if only she had had some chalk with her
* Robyn looks
(Robyn) OMG
* Robyn is one of the "latte-drinking blogerati".
(Robyn) And they have miscalculated my age as 31.
(moving-target) first the nz idol thing now this
(moving-target) robyns gonna be snubbed by the public soon
(TheHollowMen) Robyn - to your favour "what a truly righteously awesome blog!"
(Robyn) It's funny how the topic of the post slowly moves from being about the punctuation on and sign and to being about blogging in general, then back to me.
(Robyn) And who is bungbung and what is he doing reading my "blog"?
(ricky60) they're fapping over you Robyn
(TheHollowMen) Robyn - no idea, that's what I'm trying to work out
(TheHollowMen) his profile has a picture if you want to stalk him
(TheHollowMen) he's got a VTR1000, I'm hit it :-D
(Robyn) Odd people end up reading my website.
(Robyn) One of my co-workers forwarded on some funny email to a friend of hers and he replied back after having noticed the forwarding headers, "OMG! Is that *the* Robyn?"
Jesus wept. Robyn and her camp followers. I wonder how much fawning is required before one is allowed to kiss her ring...

[Skunk]

Jesus wept. Robyn and her camp followers. I wonder how much fawning is required before one is allowed to kiss her ring...What ring? :mellow:

[thehollowmen]

Jesus wept. Robyn and her camp followers. I wonder how much fawning is required before one is allowed to kiss her ring...

We're all followers of the alimghty Matt! (sobri)