Riding while wearing a Strap-on is awkward! [Archive]

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 17:19

As is going into the supermarket to buy beer while wearing a strap-on.

As you were......

MSTRS

27th August 2008, 17:21

Uh-huh....women's knickers just don't make the transition:oi-grr:

blacksheep

27th August 2008, 17:21

:rolleyes:waits to see were this goes:lol:

MentalFacility

27th August 2008, 17:34

We are only left with a choice not to get too exited while riding... Maybe we should keep a picture of a very ugly woman by the cock pit?=)

Coyote

27th August 2008, 17:53

What a dick

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 17:58

What a dick

Hey that's a BIG dick to you! I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday. It's got a strap on now! :(

Ba doom doom tish! :cool:

Ascott

27th August 2008, 18:07

So not a strap-on at all then?

Pussy

27th August 2008, 18:08

Hey that's a BIG dick to you! I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday. It's all strapped up now! :(

Ba doom doom tish! :cool:

... mental picture of Hels wearing a strapadictome...

MSTRS

27th August 2008, 18:08

You could have let this go for a few pages first, you know. Spoilsport.:weep:

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 18:10

You could have let this go for a few pages first, you know. Spoilsport.:weep:

I was gonna.... But I really need to go attempt to put dinner on soon!

Coyote

27th August 2008, 18:11

Hey that's a BIG dick to you! I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday. It's got a strap on now! :(

Ba doom doom tish! :cool:
Are you still with such-and-such (best not name names here...)?

Sorry, most dicks seem small in comparison.

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 18:12

Are you still with such-and-such (best not name names here...)?

Sorry, most dicks seem small in comparison.

Look mate, I hate to be so rude on a public forum and all BUT, im just really not interested. Sorry!

merv

27th August 2008, 18:21

Hey that's a BIG dick to you! I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday. It's got a strap on now! :(

Ba doom doom tish! :cool:

Cripes chick you're always damaging that body of yours :eek5:

Coyote

27th August 2008, 18:21

Look mate, I hate to be so rude on a public forum and all BUT, im just really not interested. Sorry!
Oh shit, sorry. I wasn't implyin... hey! What's wrong with me?!

Just I do like a women that takes charge once in a while so I can relate to being into dominant women, just I didn't think your boyfriend would take it that far (pun intended).

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 18:24

Oh shit, sorry. I wasn't implyin... hey! What's wrong with me?!

Just I do like a women that takes charge once in a while so I can relate to being into dominant women, just I didn't think your boyfriend would take it that far (pun intended).

:laugh:

Yeah mate, he still puts up with me! <_<

MIXONE

27th August 2008, 18:57

Are you still with such-and-such (best not name names here...)?

Sorry, most dicks seem small in comparison.

You have no doubt heard of the "doggie" position but have you heard of the "coyote"?
That's when you sit outside the hole and howl.:laugh:

Usually reserved to the last couple of months of pregnancy or for men married more then a couple of years.

Trudes

27th August 2008, 19:14

:laugh:

Yeah mate, he still puts it up me! <_<
Only when you tell him he can though eh!<_<

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 19:16

Only when you tell him he can though eh!<_<

Aiyee!

That's when I threaten him with the real strap on! ;)

munterk6

27th August 2008, 20:37

WTF?? is this the meatmarkert pickup joint forum now????:Offtopic::spanking:

Trudes

27th August 2008, 20:38

Depends, were you going to buy any sausages with your beer at the supermarket Hels?

AllanB

27th August 2008, 20:44

I did a google image search for 'strap-on' I conclude that if you wear enough of them they would make a very good safety outfit.

MentalFacility

27th August 2008, 20:47

I did a google image search for 'strap-on' I conclude that if you wear enough of them they would make a very good safety outfit.

That would be a cock landing... :yes:

Trudes

27th August 2008, 20:48

This thread is nothing without pictures:jerry:

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 20:49

WTF?? is this the meatmarkert pickup joint forum now????:Offtopic::spanking:

Duh! K I W I B I K E R = NZ dating. Duh! :rolleyes:

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 20:52

This thread is nothing without pictures:jerry:

Here ya go:

103932

sinfull

27th August 2008, 20:58

Depends, were you going to buy any sausages with your beer at the supermarket Hels?

Here ya go:

103932
Awwww Hels, that was you on nzd ! You look so much different in real life !!!

Mully

27th August 2008, 21:08

I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday.l:

Puns, innuendos and double entendres aside, how the fuck do you pull a nerve getting off the couch??

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 21:12

Puns, innuendos and double entendres aside, how the fuck do you pull a nerve getting off the couch??

I have a special ability......

Trudes

27th August 2008, 21:29

She was watching the Olympics and attempted her own triple back flip with a double busted arsehole twist, but found that the distance from the seat of the couch to the floor did not allow for the last flip.:doh:

Str8 Jacket

27th August 2008, 21:31