The Fluff Factor

[Riff Raff]

Now I've noticed there may be a teensy weensy bit of disharmony and opinion differences going on in this site at the moment. So I thought I might share some offerings of wisdom from the esteemed Whinnie the Pooh and cohorts that may help calm some tensions (or make you feel slightly superior) when dealing with troublesome ones:

'If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.'

'People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.'

'When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.'

'You can't help respecting anybody who can spell Tuesday, even if he doesn't spell it right.'

And my favourite:
'Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.'

:love2: I luffs you all! :grouphug:

[Holy Roller]

my fav
"how 'bout lunch"
or
"honeey"

[DEATH_INC.]

That bear was a genius.....

[mini_hooks_]

Now I've noticed there may be a teensy weensy bit of disharmony and opinion differences going on in this site at the moment. So I thought I might share some offerings of wisdom from the esteemed Whinnie the Pooh and cohorts that may help calm some tensions (or make you feel slightly superior) when dealing with troublesome ones:

'If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simpply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.'

'People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.'

'When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.'


'You can't help respecting anybody who can spell Tuesday, even if he doesn't spell it right.'

And my favourite:
'Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.'

:love2: I luffs you all! :grouphug:

You crazy mixed up Brit-chick !! :bash:
There is no disharmony here :lol: ...only varying perspectives aired in a mature and orderly fashion !! :bleh: :bleh: :bleh:

[Hooks]

That last was me logged as the shit head !! :doh: He never logs off when he's done :Pokey: ...just like he never cleans up after himself !! .... :Offtopic:

AAARRRGGGHHHH when do the holidays end .... :sneaky2: :sneaky2:

[Coyote]

Bah, Humbug. Thats from the Disney Crap bear, the over glamorised, sell out one. The original was far better

[MSTRS]

:love2: I luffs you all! :grouphug:
Brought a tear to my eye. Or...was it...yes, I think it was. RiffRaff, you are not to wear your leathers around the house again. You know how it matures and concentrates itself. Bad Girl!! :laugh:

[toads]

That last was me logged as the shit head !! :doh: He never logs off when he's done :Pokey: ...just like he never cleans up after himself !! .... :Offtopic:

AAARRRGGGHHHH when do the holidays end .... :sneaky2: :sneaky2:

12 days hooks, you and me counting down ....... oh yeah....

[Coyote]

12 days hooks, you and me counting down ....... oh yeah....
ARGH, only 12 days of freedom left!! :gob: :weep:

[dveus]

12 days hooks, you and me counting down ....... oh yeah....

No it can't be, work is soo much nicer without students, though I think thats mainly because there are very few teachers there as well.

[Riff Raff]

Brought a tear to my eye. Or...was it...yes, I think it was. RiffRaff, you are not to wear your leathers around the house again. You know how it matures and concentrates itself. Bad Girl!! :laugh:
Grrrr.... :angry: How dare you hijack this thread and bring 'fluffing' into it!!!



What did you think of my lion roar Cajun???

[Riff Raff]

'If you are trying to find your way home, and keep finding yourself back at the same sandpit, it may be that the sandpit is following you about.'

[NC]

I smell petrol

[Sparky Bills]

Are you sure thats petrol?? :laugh:

[MSTRS]

Quick, hide the matches. :sneaky2:

[avgas]

'If you are trying to find your way home, and keep finding yourself back at the same sandpit, it may be that the sandpit is following you about.'
Like those dam giant sandpits with no end, horrible things to walk out of

[avgas]

when theres smoke.......

[Skunk]

That was really sweet Riff Raff.

:moon:

[scumdog]

Nae disharmony here lassie, just people tha didnea have the brains to realise thatI was right.

And where would we be withoot diversity??

[Sniper]

That was cool Riff, really made it a day to look forward to.

Yay matches and petrol!! :eek:

[Riff Raff]

Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.

[NC]

Are you sure thats petrol?? :laugh:
Hang on, I'll get a match!

:lol:

[Sniper]

Hang on, I'll get a match!

:lol:

Yay, I like you. You do things that I would but you are a girl doing them. :Pokey:

Yay fire, I want some, can I hold it??? Huh huhb huh

:stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:

[Riff Raff]

Hang on, I'll get a match!
:lol:
Hmmm, Pooh doesn't appear to have anything to say on the subject of matches, but I did find this wonderful little poem which makes me wonder what AA Milne was smoking...

I think I am a Muffin Man, I haven't got a bell.
I haven't got the muffin things that muffin people sell.

Perhaps I am a Postman. No I think I am a tram.
I'm feeling rather funny and I don't know what I am -

Round About
And round about
And round about I go
I think I am a traveller escaping from a Bear

I think I am an Elephant
Behind another Elephant
Behind another Elephant who isn't really there...

[Riff Raff]

Yay, I like you. You do things that I would but you are a girl doing them. :Pokey:
:
Careful there buddy - she'll want to have sex with you if you carry on like that!!!! :lol:

[Skunk]

Careful there buddy - she'll want to have sex with you if you carry on like that!!!! :lol::shudder: :lol:

[Sniper]

Careful there buddy - she'll want to have sex with you if you carry on like that!!!! :lol:


If only it was that easy :msn-wink:

[NC]

:shudder: :lol:
You want the Ruth? You can't handle the RUTH!!!!


:killingme

[NC]

Yay, I like you. You do things that I would but you are a girl doing them. :Pokey:

Yay fire, I want some, can I hold it??? Huh huhb huh

:stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:
It tastes like burning

[Hooks]

It tastes like burning


You sick, sick, sick puppies ....... :Pokey:

I like electricity !! :rolleyes: ...... Pass the electrodes Nev ... <_<

[NC]

You sick, sick, sick puppies ....... :Pokey:

I like electricity !! :rolleyes: ...... Pass the electrodes Nev ... <_<
You know, that in the 60's 70's they use electro therapy on gay men, cause they thought it would make them streight.
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[Skunk]

You know, that in the 60's 70's they use electro therapy on gay men, cause they thought it would make them streight.
:shit: that explains the look.

[inlinefour]

:shit: that explains the look.

It my understanding that they dished out the ECT to anyone and everyone. I am aware of it being given for a "cure" to masterbation, by giving ECT to the genitals. There were some sick bastards working in the mental health system back then :mad: