Council job application

[Nasty]

(Just in case - yes I work for a council :gob: )

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

'Have you ever been in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '

'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

No point in you coming in for that .

[Bren]

nice...should send that to my wife...she is in a council too

[McJim]

Hmmmm. I just resigned from a job in media and am going to work for a council.....:rofl:

[dino3310]

:laugh:
i must be working for the wrong council we start at 7:30

[shafty]

Blardy classic Nasty lol

[ynot slow]

Mind you the guys I see are just as good as women,well the guys breastfeed a shovel handle as well as women do kids.

[Daffyd]

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

'Have you ever been in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '


'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.

'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollox, not really any point in you coming in for that.'

[oldrider]

Goodness gracious me Dave, I think you need to get yourself another job too!

Too much time on your hands boy. :confused: Cheers, John. :lol:

[McJim]

a/ that's an old joke
b/ I work for a council - what are you trying to say? :rofl:

[YellowDog]

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers, 'Yes - caffeine'

'Have you ever been in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?’

The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.’

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'

'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks. Not really any point you coming in for that.'

[Marmoot]

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers, 'Yes - caffeine'

'Have you ever been in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?’

The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my hooha off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.’

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'

'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. Not really any point you coming in for that.'