Helen Clark - 56th most powerful woman

[alanzs]

Helen come in #56 at Forbes list of world's most powerful women.

"Up for re-election before the end of the year, one of New Zealand's longest-serving prime ministers is being trounced in the polls by her opponent, John Key, and may lose her party leadership post as well. Dismissing poll numbers, Clark is pushing Labour reforms before her term ends. In April, she signed the West's first free trade agreement with China. Good buddies with NATO because of New Zealand's troop support in Afghanistan. She's also recently revamped her personal style, making headlines."

What has she been doing to revamp her personal style? :scratch:

[nodrog]

....What has she been doing to revamp her personal style? :scratch:

havent you noticed the breast implants?

[Jerry74]

Or the adams apple and big hands????

OMG Shes a man lol

[Krayy]

Doesn't it say something about the importance of NZs impact on the world stage when Oprah projects more power than our whole country?

ZOMG, Oprahs an aircraft carrier!! :yes:

[Mully]

Helen come in #56 at Forbes list of world's most powerful women.


And 30th on the list of most powerful men.......

And 1st on the ugliest list. Although I notice she's had a haircut, so we can't be too far away from the airbrushing.

[Pwalo]

She still scares the hell out of me.

[MSTRS]

She still scares the hell out of me.

And her dentist...

[slimjim]

aarrrr come on ...... her mother loves her ....

[raftn]

She is scary .......

[Bren]

yup...dont know how she wakes up with a face like that...oh but i cant takl!

[Swoop]

What has she been doing to revamp her personal style? :scratch:
Must have had her back waxed. It certainly isn't anything to do with dentistry.

[Cajun]

complete http://www.forbes.com/lists/2008/11/biz_powerwomen08_The-100-Most-Powerful-Women_Rank.html

[alanzs]

And her dentist...

That would be newsworthy.. "Helen Clark concedes that she has never seen a dentist, or a mirror."

Bwahahaaaaaa :dodge:

[Murray]

But wouldn't her husband tell her shes ugly???

Imagine being re-incarnated as peter Davis!!! Shudders up my spine

[alanzs]

Doesn't it say something about the importance of NZs impact on the world stage when Oprah projects more power than our whole country?

ZOMG, Oprahs an aircraft carrier!! :yes:

4.5 million out of ~6.684 billion in the world. What do we expect? Hell, if they had a medal for 4th place or not living up to unrealistic expectations, NZ would be in the medals for sure! :crybaby:

[Flatcap]

But wouldn't her husband tell her shes ugly???

Imagine being re-incarnated as peter Davis!!! Shudders up my spine

Why? It's not like he has to root her - she prefers a hole to a pole

[Tank]

Why? It's not like he has to root her - she prefers a hole to a pole

and hes a pathetic wanker who prefers a pole to a hole.

talk about a marriage of connivence.

[98tls]

And her dentist... He has made a difference though.

[Flatcap]

He has made a difference though.

How the hell did you find a photo of a horse with dentures?

[The Pastor]

wait, there are 56 powerful woman?????

[Guitana]

wait, there are 56 powerful woman?????

I worked in the Beehive once for about two months what a bunch of fucken sideshow freaks walking around that place!!!!! Bearded Ladies, Rug munchers, Fruits of all descriptions and Parekura who ate all the Kinas Horimia, took him two hours to unfold himself from the lift!!!
The Only normal one I spoke to was John Tamihere fucken nice bloke, too nice to be a politician I spose that's why he's not there anymore.:bye:

[Manxman]

aarrrr come on ...... her mother loves her ....

That, I'm afraid, is a matter of opinion - not to mention a possible defamation case. Has anyone actually asked her mother this question? :msn-wink:

[Pussy]

Must have had her back waxed. It certainly isn't anything to do with dentistry.

Nah... it was probably the old "crack and sack"

[kevfromcoro]

haha..what a laugh...if we posted this shit in a public forum in some other countries.we would all be put up against the wall and shot

[98tls]

haha..what a laugh...if we posted this shit in a public forum in some other countries.we would all be put up against the wall and shot In this country you can rape children bash old ladys and still not get shot......something wrong here ya think:doh:

[alanzs]

In this country you can rape children bash old ladys and still not get shot......something wrong here ya think:doh:

But you forget, the crims had bad childhoods and as a caring loving society, we have a moral obligation to rehabilitate these sociopaths into caring loving citizens who will repay their debt to society by becoming gainfully employed and hence becoming role models for others.

Yeah, right. :woohoo: