What a cock!

[meteor]

Have to share my Friday morning trek to work with you... and if 'he' reads KB hopefully he'll recognise what a fuckwit he is! 'bout 7.45 am stopped on Ti Rakau Dr about 3 cars back from the red light with Gossamer Dr, a guy on what I think was a GN250 goes down the right turning lane overtaking cars then has to cane it to cut in front of the queue now with a green light... not so bad. I follow him as he turns down Trugood, goes down the left of the queue again that waits for right turning onto Cryers. A truck and trailer (tanker I think) heads the queue and turns right as Mr GN250 tries to go around the outside and finds himself in no mans land with no road left so rather than buttoning off and tucking in behind the truck, goes onto the footpath for... and get this... about 50 to 60 Kph for about 200 meters! can't pass the truck and stays on the footpath over a side road back on the footpath for another 150 meters... finally getting back on the road when the truckie goes into a driveway. What a cock! and we wonder why other drivers think they way they do, go figure. Hope he reads KB!

[Katman]

And some on here wonder why I voice the opinions that I do.

[CB ARGH]

Sorry bro I had to get home and take a shit really bad. I could feel it swirling inside my undies when that truck came along.

[MadDuck]

Go the mighty GN !!!!

[Maha]

No they dont Katman, its the way the opinions are delivered.

[Fatjim]

Mate, there's cocks everywhere. Actually here's one here, it just came to hand.

[James Deuce]

Burn him!!

[Big Dave]

Go the mighty GN !!!!

He'd be better off with a dual sport.

[Motu]

A Cock in Gossamer Drive? Sounds a likely place for one to me.....

[Katman]

No they dont Katman, its the way the opinions are delivered.

When you've got a big nail you use a big hammer.

[Fatjim]

Yep, and your hammers got the biggest head.

[Maha]

When you've got a big nail you use a big hammer.

Pneumatic???........:eek:

[Irontusk]

And some on here wonder why I voice the opinions that I do.

It doesn't help that I'm pretty sure you've 'voiced your opinions' in just about every thread I've read. I'm pretty new here.. and I'm already bored of you. I already knew that there's stupid people out there before I read your posts, and I'm quite sure everyone else knew too. The only ones that need telling are the ones that won't listen, don't you get that? :brick:

[MadDuck]

He'd be better off with a dual sport.

Now hopefully this "person" does read KB and a dual sport could be sold?

[98tls]

:laugh::laugh:dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thought:doh:the shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wall:second:somehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,:laugh:shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

[Katman]

Yep, and your hammers got the biggest head.

You been looking through my bedroom window?

[Katman]

It doesn't help that I'm pretty sure you've 'voiced your opinions' in just about every thread I've read. I'm pretty new here.. and I'm already bored of you. I already knew that there's stupid people out there before I read your posts, and I'm quite sure everyone else knew too. The only ones that need telling are the ones that won't listen, don't you get that? :brick:

Don't worry Mr 250 Rider. One day you'll "get it".

[McJim]

When you've got a big nail you use a big hammer.

Does that include red repping people with expletives? WHATEVER FUCKWIT would do that? :rofl: :Pokey:

Face it bro' you're just a closet bike/biker hater.

[CookMySock]

are you sure it wasnt a TF125 ? Sounds like it mighta been ! Carver was that joo ??

DB

[Katman]

Does that include red repping people with expletives? WHATEVER FUCKWIT would do that? :rofl: :Pokey:

If the cap fits.........

[Katman]

Face it bro' you're just a closet bike/biker hater.

And you don't know fuckin jack shit about me.

[Irontusk]

Don't worry Mr 250 Rider. One day you'll "get it".

You see you're lecturing everyone else because you think they're being bigheaded.. take a look at yourself. Yeah I ride a 250, that doesn't mean I'm new to the road.

And understand this, if I crash and it's my fault, I can understand that, and if I can trace it back to a mechanical fault (as I did with my first car, not written off btw) then it is still my fault for not sorting it out sooner.

The troll seemed hungry so I thought I'd feed it.

[CB ARGH]

:laugh::laugh:dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr

plus other blah blah

stupid people, don't you ask if they have experience with motorcycles first? :scooter:

man my nana could get a test ride on a R1

[FJRider]

Pneumatic???........:eek:

yep...full of wind and noise. When the noise stops... he's got nothing, and going nowhere...

[McJim]

,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

Yeah but did she pay for the damage herself too?:rofl: Someone did exactly that to a Gixxer at Colemans a couple of years back.

[Katman]

yep...full of wind and noise. When the noise stops... he's got nothing, and going nowhere...

The noise is just warming up.

[FJRider]

stupid people, don't you ask if they have experience with motorcycles first? :scooter:

man my nana could get a test ride on a R1

Because you may have ridden before, doesn't mean you're bullet proof.If a kid stepped out of a gateway, you could have killed him/her. And if you pranged, it would be a nurse wiping your arse. Not your Nana.
Heroic's are for hero's...you showed more luck than skill...

[98tls]

stupid people, don't you ask if they have experience with motorcycles first? :scooter:

man my nana could get a test ride on a R1 Stupid......well as you said it i guess it must be so,though it was long ago my boss at the time said something along the lines of "a friend of mine needs something to ride to work on" and is coming in to ride the old shitter out in the alleyway,as the guy owned a bike shop and it was a mate of his i assumed all was good,after many years of riding bikes (even back then) her confidence about the whole thing made me asume all was good,wrong to assume maybe but...........:niceone:

[FJRider]

The noise is just warming up.

Fart louder... love the sound of real arseholes...

[98tls]

Yeah but did she pay for the damage herself too?:rofl: Someone did exactly that to a Gixxer at Colemans a couple of years back. Mate there wasnt that much damage........and buy it she did.

[commander]

go the little GN.

[Katman]

Yeah I ride a 250, that doesn't mean I'm new to the road.



True. But what's the chances that it means you know jack shit about motorcycling?

[Irontusk]

True. But what's the chances that it means you know jack shit about motorcycling?

And being new to motorcycling means I don't take responsibility for my actions how?.. And time spent riding makes you a better person overall how?..

Your attitude seems to be that no one should ever learn to ride, because that would mean that they are new to riding, and you're the only person who should have ever been allowed to get on a bike, because you're so fantastically perfect :weird:

[98tls]

True. But what's the chances that it means you know jack shit about motorcycling?
:bash:You arrogant fuck...........this is the interweb he rides a 250 and proclaims wisdom beyond his years,it must be true.:stoogie:

[Katman]

:bash:You arrogant fuck...........this is the interweb he rides a 250 and proclaims wisdom beyond his years,it must be true.:stoogie:

How profoundly dense of me.

:msn-wink:

[FJRider]

How profoundly dense of me.

:msn-wink:

your usual quality of abuse... we expect no more... but get less.

[Whynot]

Your attitude seems to be that no one should ever learn to ride, because that would mean that they are new to riding, and you're the only person who should have ever been allowed to get on a bike, because you're so fantastically perfect :weird:

you forgot to mention he was a cock as well ...

[Bikernereid]

:laugh::laugh:dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thought:doh:the shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wall:second:somehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,:laugh:shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

Thanks after a hard day at the mills that has really cheered me up. I know laughing at other people is 'not the done thing' but it sounds funny as fook. Fair play to the chick for sticking on the bike so long!

[fatzx10r]

i thought this thread was going to be about my boss. he's a COCK :tugger:

[MotoKuzzi]

:laugh::laugh:dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thought:doh:the shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wall:second:somehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,:laugh:shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

Mate, that's the best laugh I've had since watching wipeout the other night:niceone:

[meteor]

:laugh::laugh:dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself..

I was still shaking my head when I got to work... you know, feelin embarrassed for him but putting it in perspective I bet he was stradding a steamer! appropriate pay off for his efforts.

But mate... your story is hilarious. Grew up just along the road from there so know that big wall well.

[Whoosh]

problem is he'll bump up the stats & add to the reason to raise our ACC levies while he's at it!

[_Shrek_]

:laugh::laugh:dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thought:doh:the shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wall:second:somehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,:laugh:shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

have to spead bling around

a great way to start the day :rofl:
ps: glad she was ok

[awayatc]

:laugh::laugh:dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thought:doh:the shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wall:second:somehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,:laugh:shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.

Yeah, I know her, she lives in Auckland now and rides a GN 250.....

[slimjim]

reckon this bugger was luckly on the day ... all have those ... good read through

[Maha]

The thread tags now make sense, funny how some words just fall into place, or were they strategically placed?....:whistle:

[yungatart]

How profoundly dense of me.

:msn-wink:

I see the cap does fit.....

[sinfull]

:laugh::laugh:dont get me wrong but the way you explained it was brillant,can imagine mr gn was shitting himself.Many years ago i worked at Uptown Motorcycles in Dunners,the boss told me there was some chick coming in to ride a CB250 or similar,she turned up and confidently straddled the bike..sweet i thought:doh:the shop was on the one way over the road from the Cadburys factory back then,she started it up dropped the clutch and shot straight across the road somehow missing 2 lanes of traffic and hit the cadbury factory wall:second:somehow still on the fucken thing,she then hung on to it with her right hand..throttle wide open and left arm in the air like a rodeo rider and went a good hundred yards down the wall riding it like a cowgirl until her luck ran out,:laugh:shouldnt laugh but fuck it looked funny,tough bitch she was,even picked it up herself.
On ya 98, had to laugh as it brought to mind a similar experience !
Was only a young fella meself and had pinched my bro's little farm bike to get around to a mates (one of them low/high range jobs with a girls type frame where ya can step forwards and not do ya nads in)
Got to my mates and he had his family staying ! Well his brother ended up asking if he could have a ride around the cauldisac, asked if he could ride and well hell yeah was his reply so away he went around the corner happy as ! Next thing he was coming back around the sweeping bend full noise mounted the kerb crashed through a hedge, then a picket fence the whole time one arm flailing in the air, legs everywhere , but would he let go of the throttle ? No way kept going at full noise till he embedded himself into the side of a neighbours hardyboard house !
His mum dad uncle aunt bro sister in law all standing there with gobs wide open and me with my head in my hands knowing i was in for a bashing !



The troll seemed hungry so I thought I'd feed it.
Why ?
Was a fair enough comment on Katmans part i felt !
I bet there are alot on here who wonder (but do not ask) why he chooses to publically denounce stupidity in the motorcycle fraternity, thus inviting the wrath of the Katman compliance crew ! Some of whom, more than likely do not know the reason behind his stance, Do you ?
More likely not ! seems to me, you just jumped on the gang mentallity of everyone else is bashing him, so why not !
So now your on the band wagon huh ? Should i expect to see you post on threads where you would not normally now, just because he has posted ?
Oh to have a following like that, lol shows that what he is saying, is being read !
Kudos to him !

[meteor]

have to spead bling around

a great way to start the day :rofl:
ps: glad she was ok

How do you give someone bling?

[Maha]

How do you give someone bling?


You click on the +/- box (top right corner of the post page) and you are given the option of red or green. If its green (you agree) type in a msg (optional) and send....Test it in this post?......:shifty:

[98tls]

How do you give someone bling? Easy,interweb search for carbon wheels,purchase and post..will pm my addy.:innocent:

[Irontusk]

Why ?
Was a fair enough comment on Katmans part i felt !
I bet there are alot on here who wonder (but do not ask) why he chooses to publically denounce stupidity in the motorcycle fraternity, thus inviting the wrath of the Katman compliance crew ! Some of whom, more than likely do not know the reason behind his stance, Do you ?
More likely not ! seems to me, you just jumped on the gang mentallity of everyone else is bashing him, so why not !
So now your on the band wagon huh ? Should i expect to see you post on threads where you would not normally now, just because he has posted ?
Oh to have a following like that, lol shows that what he is saying, is being read !
Kudos to him !

The thing is, everyone knows that there's stupid riders, we've all seen it, it doesn't need to be posted in every thread (This thread itself is different from that, as it's an actual example, not just Katman telling everyone that he is better than them).
No, I don't know the reason behind his stance, but I really don't care, because he goes about it in a really arrogant and big headed way. And because of that I don't think anyone wonders why he says what he says, it's pretty clear that he just thinks he's better than everyone else and as I already said, thinks he should be the only person allowed on a bike, because no one else is worthy.
Band wagon? He get's replies because he never says anything new or constructive.

Whynot, I did leave out that he's a cock! :Oops: Doesn't REALLY need saying though does it, we were all thinking it.

[Number One]

That's it...I have commented before that this thread was a let down...not a single cock in site...Since the thread just keeps on popping up I have decided that I should right this wrong! Here are some huge cock pics to make things right!


http://img204c.imageshack.us/img204/5673/angry20bushsi8.jpg

http://www.sexycoolwink.com/photo/photo_large/funny_tree_penis8022.jpg

http://www.agonotheta.com/images/snow_penis.jpg

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/penis-rock.jpg

http://itsari.org/files/man_with_huge_cock.jpeg

http://www.gotcomments.net/userpics/funny/penis-tree.jpg

:wari: :wari: :wari:

Oh and you are very welcome :rofl:

[sinfull]

Katman telling everyone that he is better than them
it's pretty clear that he just thinks he's better than everyone else and as I already said, thinks he should be the only person allowed on a bike

I did leave out that he's a cock! :Oops: Doesn't REALLY need saying though does it, we were all thinking it.

Harsh words ! Done ya homework on that have ya ?
Ten bucks for every post in which Katman seriously says he is better than anybody !
Speak for yourself my friend, i believe there are quite a few who act like cocks in this forum, but we're on the nett here ! Do you get all het up when watching shortland street ?

[Katman]

Ten bucks for every post in which Katman seriously says he is better than anybody !


I'll see your 10 and raise you 20.

:msn-wink:

[Irontusk]

Do you get all het up when watching shortland street ?

I don't watch shortland street, do you?

I can't directly quote "I am Katman and I am better than you". But the majority of posts have the implied message. Like if you own a 250 then you can't have any sort of a valid opinion, because owning a 250 makes you less than Katman. And giving off the message that he thinks he is the one exception for his rules that he applies to all motorcyclists. The only advice I've seen him give a new rider is "Don't ride, you aren't good enough" (short version)

[Katman]

The only advice I've seen him give a new rider is "Don't ride, you aren't good enough"

Fuck, I'll give a 50 for every one of those you can produce.

[MSTRS]

Your money is tainted, KM. Just like your message. Looks ok on the surface (at least the first time one sees it) but then dig a little deeper and the reality becomes obvious.

[Jerry74]

bloody cage driving dickheads

[Jerry74]

Bloody dick on the bike too

[Irontusk]

Fuck, I'll give a 50 for every one of those you can produce.

Yeah, I thought about having a look through and finding them.. but reading 1300 posts (the majority of which are very very similar) didn't seem very fun. Oh, I guess that makes you bigger than me too though, right? That you've got more posts? :rolleyes:

[Her_C4]

..... Oh, I guess that makes you bigger than me too though, right?

What are we Kindergarten? Let it go FFS! Its the interwebby thing - not 'REAL' life :niceone: Its a lovely day - lets all go for a ride :chase:

[Irontusk]

Its a lovely day - lets all go for a ride :chase:

Lucky for some, it's not so nice up here! :weep: Been for my ride already though.

[Katman]

Lucky for some, it's not so nice up here! :weep: Been for my ride already though.

Sorry for pointing out the fact that you ride a 250 earlier. Maybe I should have used this quote instead.



Unfortunately I barely know how to ride and don't have my licence yet,

(Dated all of three weeks ago.)

[Motig]

Katman wins!!!. Cant see the opposition recovering from that knockout blow.

[NC]

Thread author, how long have you been riding for mate?

[pritch]

and finds himself in no mans land with no road left so rather than buttoning off and tucking in behind the truck, goes onto the footpath for... and get this... about 50 to 60 Kph for about 200 meters! can't pass the truck and stays on the footpath over a side road back on the footpath for another 150 meters... finally getting back on the road when the truckie goes into a driveway.

Sorry, I came to this late. But then I'm a guy and I'm not supposed to come too quick... :whistle:

This guys biggest crime was that he was riding a GN250, he shoulda at least been on a DR250 for that sort of caper. :devil2:

If he lives long enough he could develop into a good rider. After all, we are all supposed to keep options available. He seems to have more options than most.

[meteor]

Thread author, how long have you been riding for mate?

Answering your question... I am the thread author but this thread has been somewhat highjacked by other agendas. I'm 40 something, driving since I was 15, riding off road since I was 13, a cyclist since 11 with some serious K's under my belt but only taken to riding a M/cycle on the road this year because my V8 is a thirsty beast. And for some years I was a professional driver in Auckland so I tend to think I'm qualified to have a balanced opinion... if that's really what you're asking.

[Ixion]

'Tis what footpaths are for , isn't it?

Saw a wee scooter do that today. Stopped at the Greenlane lights on Gt Sth Rd, and saw him filter along the left hand kerb, down a line of traffic, and stop at the front. To the left of a car signalling a (legal) left hand turn. Oh oh, I think. That could get ugly when the light changes. But no, he had it sussed. Indicator on ("M'gawd, he's not going to run the red straight into the solid stream of cross traffic is he ?"). Nope. Up onto the footpath and along Green Lane Rd he went.

No bitchslap from me.

[NC]

Answering your question... I am the thread author but this thread has been somewhat highjacked by other agendas. I'm 40 something, driving since I was 15, riding off road since I was 13, a cyclist since 11 with some serious K's under my belt but only taken to riding a M/cycle on the road this year because my V8 is a thirsty beast. And for some years I was a professional driver in Auckland so I tend to think I'm qualified to have a balanced opinion... if that's really what you're asking.
No, I was asking. How long have you been riding a motorcycle for. Not for your life story.

[Irontusk]

Sorry for pointing out the fact that you ride a 250 earlier. Maybe I should have used this quote instead.



(Dated all of three weeks ago.)

I got my licence (yes, because it's easy). So I've been riding 3 weeks, and I'm already less of an ass than you! :woohoo: What I'm getting at is the way you use what someone rides (I'm not too sure if a Katana is the nicest bike out there, btw) and their riding experience to judge whether they are right or wrong about anything and everything, ever.

[98tls]

:beer:This is going nowhere guys,lets move on.........whats next?;)

[NC]

I got my licence (yes, because it's easy). So I've been riding 3 weeks, and I'm already less of an ass than you! :woohoo: What I'm getting at is the way you use what someone rides (I'm not too sure if a Katana is the nicest bike out there, btw) and their riding experience to judge whether they are right or wrong about anything and everything, ever.

You've just voided yourself by saying that you're not an arse. Only the masses of KB can decide that.

Welcome though:yes:

[boomer]

And you don't know fuckin jack shit about me.

enough to make the same conclusion as everyone else.. that you're a dumb f**k on a crusade !!

[boomer]

No, I was asking. How long have you been riding a motorcycle for. Not for your life story.



oh how i chortled..!!!

[NC]

oh how i chortled..!!!

*Flower*

:wari:

[Mom]

enough to make the same conclusion as everyone else.. that you're a dumb f**k on a crusade !!


Now, now boomer, he drinks :yes: It is an illness in some, he is simply sick and not responsible for what he posts. Feel sorry for him :msn-wink:

He cant help himself, truely, he cant :apint:

[meteor]

No, I was asking. How long have you been riding a motorcycle for. Not for your life story.

Yes, my apologies, fair call!
Just think I read too much into your question... :(

[FJRider]

You've just voided yourself by saying that you're not an arse. Only the masses of KB can decide that.

Welcome though:yes:

The votes are in...

[FJRider]

enough to make the same conclusion as everyone else.. that you're a dumb f**k on a crusade !!

Who said that...??? about who...who cares...

[Irontusk]

You've just voided yourself by saying that you're not an arse. Only the masses of KB can decide that.

Welcome though:yes:

Reread it, I never said I'm not an ass, just less of an ass than Katman :yes:

And guess what, 'the masses of KB' seem to have decided Katman is an ass :whistle:

Thanks for the welcome ;)

[MSTRS]

And guess what, 'the masses of KB' seem to have decided Katman is an ass



Care to rephrase?
Asses are generally useful beasts of burden.
Whereas arses have mixed blessings
:msn-wink:

[Irontusk]

Care to rephrase?
Asses are generally useful beasts of burden.
Whereas arses have mixed blessings
:msn-wink:

I don't know about you.. but I wouldn't want to be a donkey.. but that depends on where you are in the world for that meaning.

And here's 4 definitions for you.

1. a stupid, foolish, or stubborn person
2. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.
3. the buttocks.
4. the rectum.

[NC]

I don't know about you.. but I wouldn't want to be a donkey.. but that depends on where you are in the world for that meaning.

And here's 4 definitions for you.

1. a stupid, foolish, or stubborn person
2. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.
3. the buttocks.
4. the rectum.

You're an ARSE more so than that other arse.:girlfight: