Owning the Mormon few

[Quasievil]

I thought I would write a quick easy guide to you all about how you can OWN (I mean completely own) the Mormon few

okay here is what you need.

1/ A bike with 50 horsepower less than the MORMON few
2/ A racetrack (taupo)
3/ No more than one lap should do it
4/ nope thats all you need.

THE MORMON FEW OWNED BY QUASI !


:girlfight:


BWAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Swoop]

Check your spelling.

There is no second "M" in Mormon...

[sinfull]

I thought I would write a quick easy guide to you all about how you can OWN (I mean completely own) the Mormon few

okay here is what you need.

1/ A bike with 50 horsepower less than the MORMON few
2/ A racetrack (taupo)
3/ No more than one lap should do it
4/ nope thats all you need.

THE MORMON FEW OWNED BY QUASI !


:girlfight:


BWAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Lol knew there was an ulterior motive to you starting in that group yesterday Brett

[Murray]

Question: Why would anyone want to OWN the Mormon few???????

[jrandom]

The Few turned up to MotoTT, did they?

Well, carver's certainly shot his mouth off enough before now to deserve every bit of mockery he gets.

:laugh:

Nicely done, Quasi.

[Quasievil]

Question: Why would anyone want to OWN the Mormon few???????


So I can give them away?

[Murray]

Good Call!!!!

[slofox]

Check your spelling.

There is no second "M" in Mormon...

You beat me to it there Swoop
.............

[FJRider]

So I can give them away?

You can only give them away...nobody would BUY them...

[Taz]

But but but the Moron few can do little wheelies can't they???

[Murray]

But but but the Moron few can do little wheelies can't they???

Yeah even though they still have their learner wheels on. Thats pretty good!!!

[tri boy]

Hmmm, a lack of carvers presence in this thread speaks volumes.

[merv]

What was he riding Quasi? Presume you were on your KTM?

[Quasievil]

Hmmm, a lack of carvers presence in this thread speaks volumes.

They will turn up eventually probably saying they werent there or some shit, they where there all right BWAAAAAHHHHHHH

[merv]

Good on ya Quasi - priceless, especially to quieten them down like this.

[Big Dave]

Youth and enthusiasm are no match for old age and treachery.

[MVnut]

Well I think it took guts to turn up, so good on the few (on this occasion).Tracks are cool but they are very different to any road situation, hopefully they will do more trackdays and enjoy them:scooter:

[Quasievil]

What was he riding Quasi? Presume you were on your KTM?

KTM vs GSXR600 LOL, dunno what the other was riding only saw him for a second

[Swoop]

KTM vs GSXR600 LOL, dunno what the other was riding only saw him for a second
Is it possible to fit a rear-facing camera to your bike, to video "the few"?

[McJim]

Is it possible to fit a rear-facing camera to your bike, to video "the few"?

They wouldn't be on camera for long though......:rofl:

[Crazy Steve]

Owned them everytime...

And everytime they come up with a new excuse....

Crazy Steve..

[limbimtimwim]

My copter rofls.

To pieces.

[CB ARGH]

Watch out quasi you're gonna have gangsters outside your house soon. :laugh:

[madbikeboy]

I thought there was a minimum IQ requirement to be on a track, at the beginning you have to read a form and then sign it. Did someone smart read it out loud to the Moron Few?

[FJRider]

I thought I would write a quick easy guide to you all about how you can OWN (I mean completely own) the Mormon few

okay here is what you need.

1/ A bike with 50 horsepower less than the MORMON few
2/ A racetrack (taupo)
3/ No more than one lap should do it
4/ nope thats all you need.

THE MORMON FEW OWNED BY QUASI !

:girlfight:

AHHHHHHHHHHH


Next time...be fair to carver, put in some roadworks... he goes faster through roadworks. four times faster...

[Mikkel]

Well, carver's certainly shot his mouth off enough before now to deserve every bit of mockery he gets.

Which is the only reason Quasi isn't going to get red repped for mocking someone for going slow on this occassion.

No doubt that TMF have been behaving like a bunch of fuckwits on here- still critising them for it and then posting in the same vein is a bit hypocritical isn't it?

Anyway, I hope you guys had a great day at the track and that there were no incidents. (So let's thanks TMF for not living up to their reputation for once eh!)

[Quasievil]

No doubt that TMF have been behaving like a bunch of fuckwits on here- still critising them for it and then posting in the same vein is a bit hypocritical isn't it?



lol oh yeah you are right on that, hey this is a bit of a laugh really please dont anyone take it to seriously, Im just shit stirring.....always good to poke a bit of fun around, no harm intended:niceone:

I see these guys alot spoke to them yesterday and we always have a good chat about stuff...........

its just a piss take, well a true one but a giggle none the less

[Mikkel]

lol oh yeah you are right on that, hey this is a bit of a laugh really please dont anyone take it to seriously, Im just shit stirring.....always good to poke a bit of fun around, no harm intended:niceone:

I see these guys alot spoke to them yesterday and we always have a good chat about stuff...........

its just a piss take, well a true one but a giggle none the less

I thought as much... :yes:

Good to see you guys had a good day at the track - and let's hope DMNTD's ribs will heal up ASAP!

...besides you're obviously drunk (and good on ya, I'm still working on it here) and as such I'm sure everybody are more than happy to extend the same amount of understanding as they would like to see bestowed upon themselves in a similar situation :p

[nallac]

I thought there was a minimum IQ requirement to be on a track, at the beginning you have to read a form and then sign it. Did someone smart read it out loud to the Moron Few?

they must of had the form on tape
and isn't a X good enough for a signature?

[Horse]

Which is the only reason Quasi isn't going to get red repped for mocking someone for going slow on this occassion.

Erm, possibly I'm misunderstanding something here, but why would you ever red-rep someone for mocking others for going slow on the track? As in Racetrack? That thing that isn't the public road?

[Mikkel]

Erm, possibly I'm misunderstanding something here, but why would you ever red-rep someone for mocking others for going slow on the track? As in Racetrack? That thing that isn't the public road?

Quite simply because ridiculing someone for being slower than someone else is asking for an accident to happen. Whether that accident happens on the track or on the public road is irrelevant!

Slow and fast has nothing to do with the speed limits... nor the absence of such.

[merv]

Mikkel you sound rather serious for someone who says the bike he has is "Hoonage incarnate" :mellow:

[Quasievil]

I
...besides you're obviously drunk

Nope havent had a beer for over a week mate!

[McJim]

Erm, possibly I'm misunderstanding something here, but why would you ever red-rep someone for mocking others for going slow on the track? As in Racetrack? That thing that isn't the public road?

It's because Mikkel comes from Denmark - a country even more pc then we believe New Zealand is becoming.:rofl:

They make bloody good beer, bacon and lego though :yes:

[carver]

You can only give them away...nobody would BUY them...

bit like quasimoto leathers!


pathos was shocking...
so slow....
so i heard!

[Quasievil]

bit like quasimoto leathers!


pathos was shocking...
so slow....
so i heard!


BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH better leathers than the crap big brand you ride in MR

[jrandom]

I'm slow, and Quasi hurt my feelings by reminding me that that's only slightly better than being GAY.

Harden up bro. This shit is what people are talking about when they tell naughty riders off and say "take it to the track".

:rockon:

[Drew]

Jebus Bret, if you beat them, even if Carver is ten times faster than the rest of the crew, we aint got nothin to worry about.:Pokey:

[jrandom]

Jebus Bret, if you beat them, even if Carver is ten times faster than the rest of the crew, we aint got nothin to worry about.

Drew, the fact that everyone's thinking that doesn't mean it's not rude to say it out loud.

[Drew]

Drew, the fact that everyone's thinking that doesn't mean it's not rude to say it out loud.

Couldn't resist. It aint like I dont open the door for digs at me not being able to stay upright on a bike though.

[jrandom]

It aint like I dont open the door for digs at me not being able to stay upright on a bike though.

You work your bikes hard, they get tired, they need lie-downs. Straightforward innit?

[Drew]

You work your bikes hard, they get tired, they need lie-downs. Straightforward innit?
Wot he said people!!!

[Quasievil]

Jebus Bret, if you beat them, even if Carver is ten times faster than the rest of the crew, we aint got nothin to worry about.:Pokey:

thats it Im going to he slap you at the track later this month, ever had a he slapping from Quasi................huh have ya ???

[Str8 Jacket]

You work your bikes hard, they get tired, they need lie-downs. Straightforward innit?

Hmm, doesnt really explain my 'situation'. Though I guess that my bikes trying to committing suicide may be a hint.....

[Drew]

thats it Im going to he slap you at the track later this month, ever had a he slapping from Quasi................huh have ya ???

Cant say that I have bro, but I will openly admit to really lookin forward to it.

[mark247]

Just wait until they get the TF125RR out at a track day. Then you will have a real race going! Same bikes! :laugh:

[alanzs]

No pictures?
Now I don't know much about these Mormon few (though I've been to Utah too many times - very scary folks there), but who can believe in a religion that's dyslexic? I mean, they say they are LDS, for fucks sake, it's LSD! :bash:

[merv]

Couldn't resist. It aint like I dont open the door for digs at me not being able to stay upright on a bike though.

Mate you're in good company with that Aussie bloke that rides a Ducati :laugh:.

[carver]

BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH better leathers than the crap big brand you ride in MR

what brand is that?
the bigger the brand then better....

at the end of the day...
jesus saves!

[Sparky Bills]

So the bike went ok then Brett? :niceone:

[merv]

at the end of the day...
jesus saves!


That bloke didn't need no PC stinking safety gear.

p.s. now that Quasi owns you dudes what's he going to do with you, offer you out as slaves or something? :eek:

[carver]

That bloke didn't need no PC stinking safety gear.

p.s. now that Quasi owns you dudes what's he going to do with you, offer you out as slaves or something? :eek:

im guessing he will have one of sleep with him on different nights....sex slaves!
he could have just asked....

jesus was the man, he owned everyone!