Toilet humor

[FJRider]

For Women, who have males in their life, that refuse to put the seat down after ......

[HTFU]

That would work in our household.

I have always maintained it is out of courtesy that I lift it up in the first place.

What would she prefer, that I put it up and sometimes forget to put it down, or leave it down and she can deal with my piss residue. :love:

[1 Free Man]

One to get the girls.
Stretch GLAD WRAP over the bowl and put the seat down. Make sure you leave it neat and tidy like with no bits showing. That gets them going!! LOL:Oops:

[ynot slow]

So does gelatine? in the bottom,nice clear and hard to see.

[sinfull]

That gets them going!! LOL:Oops:
Gets them going or stopping mid stream ? lol a good workout for them pelvic floor muscles !

[FJRider]

More toilet humor.....

[Stirts]

I drained my bladder, which made it gladder.
I peed for an hour or more.
Then I sat and shit, till my colon was split.
Now my sphincter's all itchy and sore.

[FJRider]

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