Shaving your balls for riding comfort

[SixPackBack]

So with the exception of Maha and MDU who shaves their balls for riding comfort?....and if so how do you cope with 'grow back itch' and do you find the lack of friction eases your transition when cornering.


Discuss.

[nadroj]

'and todays subject....... Pluckem!

[fire eyes]

:corn:

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[Blossom]

So with the exception of Maha and MDU who shaves their balls for riding comfort?....and if so how do you cope with 'grow back itch' and do you find the lack of friction eases your transition when cornering.


Discuss.

omg..You men are pussies. so it itches...scratch it. :crybaby:
:lol:
Or you could get that wooly tackle waxed and then theres less chance of itching:crazy: might be a little sensitive though...:innocent:

[Pussy]

So with the exception of Maha and MDU who shaves their balls for riding comfort?....and if so how do you cope with 'grow back itch' and do you find the lack of friction eases your transition when cornering.


Discuss.

Shaving? Pfftt!
Wax them. Harden up

[jrandom]

You just need the right clothing:

<img src="http://www.procyclegear.com/images/Product%20Images/2008_bib_shorts/2008_silence_lotto_bib_shorts_250.jpg"/>

Comfy balls: sorted.

Now you just have to shave your legs.

[nodrog]

i just get the missus to pull them out with her teeth.

i have found it more refreshing while riding, sort of like a cool breeze tickling my scrotum. the only downside is they now tend to stick to the toilet seat when im taking a shit.

[stify]

the only downside is they now tend to stick to the toilet seat when im taking a shit.

coupla sheets of three ply should take care of that au

[sinfull]

omg..You men are pussies. so it itches...scratch it. :crybaby:
:lol:

Bit of tiger balm fixes that itch !

[ArcherWC]

I only do it cause your missus asked me nicely

[Blossom]

Actually some of those bike pants you guys wear are so blardy tight I imagine that you kinda sand your pubes off with the friction when you move...
:lol:
reminds me of gumboot legs...where very hairy men have a bald patch at mid calf height....:drool:

[enigma51]

I only do it cause your missus asked me nicely

Far out she asked you as well :gob:

[southernmike]

Shave them? Just suck them in, Grasshopper.

[oldrider]

Bit of tiger balm fixes that itch !

Just been out and checked my Tiger, where you get the balm from? :confused: (itchy) John.

[alanzs]

Balls? What are these things you speak of? :yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

if I had a cricket ball in one hand... and a cricket ball in th eother... what would you have?







A Farken big cricket :blink:

[Colapop]

Go to the freezing works and get some depilatory paint - it works wonders on sheep skins... :crazy:

[Mikkel]

I can't be arsed with the itching - so instead of a full shave I go for a civilised trimming now and then. That way they don't stick to the toilet seat either...

Besides you really only wanna take a straight razor that close to the family stone.

[Tank]

a quick rub with 80 grit sandpaper normally does the job.

[bomma]

what's a pube?? :mellow:

[fire eyes]

:bleh: Ohh Choccy told me Laser! so laser them - it, in some cases .. cmon boys do it for you country!

[TOTO]

shaving balm is good or baby powder helps too.

[Nagash]

Burn them!

[enigma51]

:bleh: Ohh Choccy told me Laser! so laser them - it, in some cases .. cmon boys do it for you country!

I assume you do it for your country :wari:

[fire eyes]

I assume you do it for your country :wari:

No I did it for Santa.

[enigma51]

No I did it for Santa.

Im santa! .......

[fire eyes]

Ok .. yes Enigma/Santa ... I shaved/lasered/waxed my balls just for you! :devil2:

[AlBundy]

You've missed a catagory....

Have shaved in the past but in a dry spell, so they've grown back....

BWAHAHAHAHA....

The bottom growth growing back, wasn't an issue, it was the top growth that caused trouble....

I went the whole plucked chicken route.... Refreshing it was too...

[JMemonic]

You could always see if there are any stores of that defoliant that used to come in large orange drums. I believe mention is made of it in that movie The Fastest Indian.

[enigma51]

You could always see if there are any stores of that defoliant that used to come in large orange drums. I believe mention is made of it in that movie The Fastest Indian.

huh ????????

[puddytat]

As a child I had an unfortuanate accident involving a waratah stake which resulted in the loss of mine....:crybaby:
The upside is Ive got a handy pouch for my keys:yes:

[Oakie]

You could always see if there are any stores of that defoliant that used to come in large orange drums. I believe mention is made of it in that movie The Fastest Indian.


huh ????????

Agent Orange! Clears the meanest jungle!

[Oakie]

Just been out and checked my Tiger, where you get the balm from? :confused: (itchy) John.

You call your groin 'Tiger' John?

[robo555]

Hasn't anyone here heard of Veet hair removal cream?

Easy, painless, and bladeless (don't think a blade can get around all the places anyway)

[SixPackBack]

I only do it cause your missus asked me nicely


Far out she asked you as well

She told me it was because she was sick of playing 'lost and found'.....the distinction between the tee tree and the cutty grass being indiscernible........naturally enough she finds SPB and 'TANE MAHUTA' to be of real value:whistle:

[Oakie]

naturally enough she finds spb and 'tane mahuta' to be of real value:whistle:

tiny mahuta?

[Maha]

So with the exception of Maha and MDU who shaves their balls for riding comfort?....and if so how do you cope with 'grow back itch' and do you find the lack of friction eases your transition when cornering.


Discuss.

Tosser!
Its not the itch, its the amount and the speed in which it grows back. I re-padded the seat on the Triumph with what came off over the period of two weeks!


Roundup is your friend, stunts the weed.

[terbang]

So, why do women rub their eyes first thing in the morning when they get out of bed..?
Because they haven't got balls to scratch...

Harden up guys...

[ManDownUnder]

Wax - hurts and ya get the ingrowns...
Plucking - hurts less but takes longer - and you get ingrowns
Shaving - fast easy, the ocassional nick and cut but it itches and you get the odd ingrown
Veet sensitive - my friend. Used carefully and regularly it does the trick...

Reminds me - must be Veet night tonight...

[Forest]

Shave my balls?

I don't even shave my face.

[Mom]

So with the exception of Maha and MDU who shaves their balls for riding comfort?....and if so how do you cope with 'grow back itch' and do you find the lack of friction eases your transition when cornering.


Discuss.

Who says HE shaves anyway? Have you been peeking where you shouldn't young SPB? Just for your info, I handle the jandal in this house, I mean razor :laugh:




Wax - hurts and ya get the ingrowns...
Plucking - hurts less but takes longer - and you get ingrowns
Shaving - fast easy, the ocassional nick and cut but it itches and you get the odd ingrown
Veet sensitive - my friend. Used carefully and regularly it does the trick...

Reminds me - must be Veet night tonight...

If Maha reads this you are in for a :spanking: though why I threaten something you would enjoy is beyond me ATM...:lol:

There is a perverse pleasure in having sharp cutting blades near soft delicate bits...:blip:

SPB, you are a sicker puppy than I thought :laugh:

[Slyer]

As a child I had an unfortuanate accident involving a waratah stake which resulted in the loss of mine....:crybaby:
The upside is Ive got a handy pouch for my keys:yes:

Nuts! Both of them?! :clap: