What type of farter are you?

[Stirts]

Vain
You love the smell of your own farts.

Amiable
You love the smell of other people's farts.

Proud
You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy
You release silent farts and then blush.

Impudent
You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

Anti-Social
When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

Strategic
You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

Sadistic
You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.

Intellectual
You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

Athletic
You fart at the slightest exertion.

Miserable
You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

Sensitive
You fart and then start crying.

Unfortunate
You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

Scientific
You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.

Nervous
You stop in the middle of your fart.

Honest
You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

Dishonest
You far and then blame the dog.

Foolish
You suppress your farts for hours.

Thrifty
You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

[ManDownUnder]

Thrifty, Scientific and Vain

edit - and Proud! BRING 'EM ON!!!!!


*PARPPPP-P-PPP-PPP*

[UberRhys]

Proud
You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Thrifty
You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

Hehehe... :pinch::sweatdrop

Baked beans, good for the heart;
Baked beans they make you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel;
So eat baked beans for every meal...

[Stirts]

*PARPPPP-P-PPP-PPP*

That sounds like a Machine Gun Fart

[Colapop]

I am an Insidious farter. I fart with no volume and smile to myself quietly as the room clears and the dog gets blamed.... :pinch:

[Stirts]

Hehehe... :pinch::sweatdrop

Baked beans, good for the heart;
Baked beans they make you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel;
So eat baked beans for every meal...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love that song.

My dad would sing and fart it!

[Colapop]

That sounds like a Machine Gun Fart
Sound aint the issue with that boy!

[ManDownUnder]

Sound aint the issue with that boy!

LOL ain't that the truth. I had baked beans and a boiled egg for me dinner last night.

... and in other news, our house is borer free!

[MSTRS]

Sound aint the issue with that boy!

Sound is OK.
Sound and smell...carefully move away so as to not drag it with you
Sound, smell and see it...run!!!!

[Stirts]

I am an Insidious farter. I fart with no volume and smile to myself quietly as the room clears and the dog gets blamed.... :pinch:

You dishonest farter you! You should be proud of your stench!

No volume? not even a Whoosh?

[Stirts]

LOL ain't that the truth. I had baked beans and a boiled egg for me dinner last night.

... and in other news, our house is borer free!

AND Koomeeeoooooooooooooooooo is now covered by a haze of brown smog

[ManDownUnder]

AND Keoooooooooooooooooooooomu is now covered by a haze of brown smog

Yup! With a strict "no smoking" ban in force

[Ocean1]

:rolleyes:



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:blip: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=59567

[Bren]

100% impudent, alongside with 50% sadistic!

[The Stranger]

So diagnose this one.

HDTboy and his missus on a camper trip around Ausie.
HDTboy lets one rip fumigating the camper, when the missus becomes enraged he tries to deny culpability and blame it on her.

[Jerry74]

Allof them hahaha we have a fart club at work

[ynot slow]

Some can't fart either.

[Stirts]

:rolleyes:



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:blip: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=59567

POOBUMWEESPUSSNUTSARSEMUNCH!!!! i did a searchie too

[Colapop]

You dishonest farter you! You should be proud of your stench!

No volume? not even a Whoosh?
The trick is in keeping the volume out of it. I am not dishonest, I am proud of it and will (eventually) brag of my accomplishments, I prefer to see the look of terror as people struggle to find an exit! My personal favourite is a lift implosion. They get in as I leave. I've run up stairs to see them exit!! It's good.


Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics inMelbourne.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Perth .'

[Stirts]

:killingme

I now have coffee dribbling through my nose....fanks Col

[Number One]

There was no 'fucking good at it' farter - what gives?

[Stirts]

There was no 'fucking good at it' farter - what gives?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh but what constitutes being "fucking good at it" hmmmmmmmmmm? There are so many variables that come into play.

Noise
Length
Stench (Why are stinky farts generally warmer & quieter than regular farts)
Time taken for fart gas to travel to someone else’s nose.

These are just a few of many!!!!