Crack up gixer rider

[MentalFacility]

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Poor bike, it is probably crashed with a rider like that.

[Zuki Bandit]

Dude's on crack.

[Slyer]

That guy is hilarious.

[Crazy Steve]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixWAg3ccVp8

Poor bike, it is probably crashed with a rider like that.

Have you ever ridden a GSXR1000K7 ? ? ?

Would blow the frckin weeds out of your Gahonda ! ! ! ! !

Crazy Steve

[Broomrider]

What a tosser, he's doing a speil about his bike , trying to act all macho... it's his snotty nose that puts me off...sniffs after every second sentence...<_<

[Whoosh]

only when you SIT ON IT!!, ya bloody twit!! I reckon he wrings his old fella more than the bikes throttle :shutup:

[raftn]

and the point was...................?

[Griffin]

Well there goes 2 minutes and 4 seconds that I will never get back...

[R6_kid]

:cool:
Well there goes 2 minutes and 4 seconds that I will never get back...

You chose to use it in that way so quit complaining.

[driftn]

To cold to get rid of the chicken strips HTFU!!!! probly not "sniff" even "sniff" his bike. Sounds cool though, The bike that "sniff" is.

[Headbanger]

I always wondered what sort of a mega-tosser dropped "chicken strips" into casual conversation.

Now I know.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to wave.....

[MentalFacility]

Have you ever ridden a GSXR1000K7 ? ? ?

Would blow the frckin weeds out of your Gahonda ! ! ! ! !

Crazy Steve

Gsxrs are very awesome bikes indeed. Never had anything agaist em. Although It probably herts your feelings to know that the new blades are quicker.

[Griffin]

:cool:

You chose to use it in that way so quit complaining.

Yes ma'am Captain Humorless... thanks for pointing that out. Thank God for thread Nazis like you - where would we be without people like you taking everything so seriously? :tugger:

[Her_C4]

I always wondered what sort of a mega-tosser dropped "chicken strips" into casual conversation.

Now I know.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to wave.....

Bwwwwahahahahahahah :wari: good one :lol:

[Crazy Steve]

Gsxrs are very awesome bikes indeed. Never had anything agaist em. Although It probably herts your feelings to know that the new blades are quicker.

Dude I would be suprized if you could beat me on my Girlfriends Er6n.....And its running Shinko's.....

Bring it Bitch ! ! ! !

Crazy Steve..

Its time to skin the Lizard ! ! !

[Coyote]

What a badass :lol:

[MentalFacility]

Dude I would be suprized if you could beat me on my Girlfriends Er6n.....And its running Shinko's.....

Bring it Bitch ! ! ! !

Crazy Steve..

Its time to skin the Lizard ! ! !

You are an idiot. I never said i can ride faster then you, what i said was that the new blade is a faster bike then the gixer.

Use glasses.

[Crazy Steve]

You are an idiot. I never said i can ride faster then you, what i said was that the new blade is a faster bike then the gixer.

Use glasses.

"what i said was that the new blade is a faster bike then the gixer"

If you really think that, then you just plan DUMB ! ! ! ! ! !

Crazy Steve..

[avgas]

...............yeah.............

[MentalFacility]

"what i said was that the new blade is a faster bike then the gixer"

If you really think that, then you just plan DUMB ! ! ! ! ! !

Crazy Steve..

Sure, I would rather believe you the Crazy Steve, and forget about numerious shoot outs that say the blade is quicker... Of cource you are the only one right and everyone else is just plain DUMB and STUPID and have no fucking clue what they are talking about... :rolleyes:

And dont even look at these, they must be all wrong, and people who did those cant ride bikes cos they are one-cell imbisils who only exist in gods imagination...

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/Article_Page.aspx?ArticleID=6139

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/Article_Page.aspx?ArticleID=6183&Page=1

http://www.motorcycle.com/manufacturer/2008-literbike-shootout-78761.html

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/videos/2008/february/feb070820081000ccgrouptest/?&R=EPI-98449

Just dont cry. Its O.K. to have a slower bike. Dont get so sad about it.

[Laava]

BK Swagger aka Godfather Shah. He hasn't had a big snort of coke in this one but why the fuck anyone would video this and put it out for the world to see is beyond me!
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[toycollector10]

He's 'The man', so get off his case!! If you could talk like that, sniff, you too would get some respect. Sniff. So when you see my bike, if the strips are on, you would know it's been cold. 'Cos, as you can hear, I've got a cold, & etc, sniff....and it's summer over there...Ooops...Ah fuck...

[McJim]

Just dont cry. Its O.K. to have a slower bike. Dont get so sad about it.

I think the point is with modern litre bikes that the spec sheet is pretty much academic since 90% of litre bike owners can only realise about 30% of their bike's ability.

It amuses me to hear people wank on about how the GSXR1000 is faster than the CBR1000 which is faster than the ZX10R which gets it's arse handed to it by the R1....yawn....

If you are Rossi, Capirossi, Stoner, Harris, Stroud, or one of the Mair brothers then by all means the performance defferences between litre bikes can matter but if you are a mere mortal like the rest of us then just buy it coz you like it...rather than talk about the spec.

This kind of sums up how I feel about the fella in the vid. He's been shovelling too much white powder up his nose from the sound of things too.

[toycollector10]

Valid post McJim..GSXR or whatever the hell you modern sportbike guys ride, if you twist that throttle open to the stop you are into losing your licence territory in second gear. Or losing your life in third gear.

It's all advertising hype and bull manure. It's really out of hand as far as I'm concerned. Do you really need all that horsepower and "latest model" technology. Where's it all going to end?

Too much bloody horsepower and not enough bloody reality checks. Sixty year old born-again bikers buying Fatboys and dropping them, nineteen year olds on bikes capable of doing 300 kph killing themselves, fifteen year olds on Chinese scooters, wearing shorts and jandals, undertaking me on the inside while I'm stopped at a pedestrian crossing...Every day when I'm out in my cage I see something that makes me cringe.

But WTF do I know? I'm just an old c*nt.........

[Laava]

Welcome to the grumpy old fuckers club! I feel like I've known you forever!:rofl:

[fatzx10r]

if you twist that throttle open to the stop you are into losing your licence territory in second gear.

losing your licence in first gear :Oops:

[MentalFacility]

losing your licence in first gear :Oops:

Mine does around 130 in first. 5km short.=)

[SixPackBack]

Mine does around 130 in first. 5km short.=)

I would ask for your money back, my K6 with 51K on the clock does 165

[Rodney007]

the guy loves his bike...

simple

if you dont share similar thoughts, you dont have as much passion and love for your bike obviously....

if you posted this clip to show how stupid this guy is you must be a lemon

[Rodney007]

BK Swagger aka Godfather Shah. He hasn't had a big snort of coke in this one but why the fuck anyone would video this and put it out for the world to see is beyond me!...

why? cause he doesnt care about people like you!, that are that bored they make forum posts showing how stupid a guy is playing a keyboard, and showing off his new toy!

firstly what he does is his buisness, not some new zealand cool arse biker that wants to show everyone how stupid this black guy is.

secondly he aint poping too bad of beats, and he also loves his bike....

im supprised that ppl can actualy be so negative, friendly bikers eh,
you obviously have nothing worthwile todo, why dont you film yourself and post it, so we can see how perfect you are.

[wysper]

Welcome to the grumpy old fuckers club! I feel like I've known you forever!:rofl:

There is a grumpy old fuckers club?? Where do we sign up!! :bash: I'm in!

[toycollector10]

Keep race out of it Rodney. That's just moronic.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the bike video. It's just so over the top. There's a huge difference between lovin' yer ride, as we all do, and getting into a huge wank session over it.

If I had filmed my bike and carried on like that and posted it on the web you guys would have torn me to shreds, and rightly so. That guy 'crossed the line', as Charlie Murphy would say.

[AllanB]

I've noticed a lot of bike videos where they keep sniffing - maybe its due to their pants being coated in shit after they opened the throttles.

Even a lame-arse GSXR1000 can give you a scare. :shifty:

On the bright side I now understand why I have chicken strips on my new tyres - its too cold in Christchurch :laugh:

[Crazy Steve]

Sure, I would rather believe you the Crazy Steve, and forget about numerious shoot outs that say the blade is quicker... Of cource you are the only one right and everyone else is just plain DUMB and STUPID and have no fucking clue what they are talking about... :rolleyes:

And dont even look at these, they must be all wrong, and people who did those cant ride bikes cos they are one-cell imbisils who only exist in gods imagination...

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/Article_Page.aspx?ArticleID=6139

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/Article_Page.aspx?ArticleID=6183&Page=1

http://www.motorcycle.com/manufacturer/2008-literbike-shootout-78761.html

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/videos/2008/february/feb070820081000ccgrouptest/?&R=EPI-98449

Just dont cry. Its O.K. to have a slower bike. Dont get so sad about it.

What i beleive is what ive done..

Me on a 2008 CBR1000 bling bling...

My girlfriend on a Gsxr1000K7 with yoshi pipe thats it..

We were riding in a stright line...The blade was doin around 285Max....I couldn't go any anyfaster..

And my Girlfreind Passes me (Aparantley laughing in her helmet)

All my tests are done on closed Nz Road and Aussie Spec bikes....

So learn what you will from Mags.(Like men from outer space are fcking our sheep ! !)...But dont agrue with someone thats been there and done it ! ! !

That just makes you look DUMB again ! ! !

Crazy Steve...

[<Rhino>]

Alllllllll righty then.....obviously he had some time to kill..:yeah:

[MentalFacility]

What i beleive is what ive done..

Me on a 2008 CBR1000 bling bling...

My girlfriend on a Gsxr1000K7 with yoshi pipe thats it..

We were riding in a stright line...The blade was doin around 285Max....I couldn't go any anyfaster..

And my Girlfreind Passes me (Aparantley laughing in her helmet)

All my tests are done on closed Nz Road and Aussie Spec bikes....

So learn what you will from Mags.(Like men from outer space are fcking our sheep ! !)...But dont agrue with someone thats been there and done it ! ! !

That just makes you look DUMB again ! ! !

Crazy Steve...

As I said you can only be the only one who can possibly be right here. Obviously. All those guys can't ride for shit,they stay in their tight tracks, and have no balls to go an straight long rare roads to do the full speed like a pro.



"I couldn't go any anyfaster.."



Twist the throttle harder, don't be scared. I did 280 on it the other day, and it was only around 11rpm there was a room of 2krpm left (13.500 is where the red line is) to get to 300. I've seen them get to 300 no sweat, I just ran out of road to go feather. And at the time i was only useing around 50% of the throttle. I admit I was too scared to go any faster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73jQvmTYSg here is my proof. Stock CBR with an old scared dude doing 300km\h with around 75% of the throttle.



And since when do we measure the overall performance of the bike by just top speed? =) Are you a boy racer or something? Besides GSXR was moded, if you spent that money to get a different stocket for CBR it'll munch the GSXR there as well.
I don't get your point, you have a cool bike, but the new blades are simply cooler. Are you trying to justify your purchase by screaming like a 3 year old that honda sucks everywhere, or is it that you have a lame since of humour and you scream for attention? Are you trying to prove me that new CBR sucks, or are you just jealous?=)

[Laava]

why? cause he doesnt care about people like you!, that are that bored they make forum posts showing how stupid a guy is playing a keyboard, and showing off his new toy!

firstly what he does is his buisness, not some new zealand cool arse biker that wants to show everyone how stupid this black guy is.

secondly he aint poping too bad of beats, and he also loves his bike....

im supprised that ppl can actualy be so negative, friendly bikers eh,
you obviously have nothing worthwile todo, why dont you film yourself and post it, so we can see how perfect you are.
Oh dear! Touched a raw nerve there! If you are a big enough twat to post shit like this on a public forum then anything goes re comments. Get over it! If he wanted it to be his business, he wouldn't have posted it.

[Crazy Steve]

As I said you can only be the only one who can possibly be right here. Obviously. All those guys can't ride for shit,they stay in their tight tracks, and have no balls to go an straight long rare roads to do the full speed like a pro.



"I couldn't go any anyfaster.."



Twist the throttle harder, don't be scared. I did 280 on it the other day, and it was only around 11rpm there was a room of 2krpm left (13.500 is where the red line is) to get to 300. I've seen them get to 300 no sweat, I just ran out of road to go feather. And at the time i was only useing around 50% of the throttle. I admit I was too scared to go any faster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73jQvmTYSg here is my proof. Stock CBR with an old scared dude doing 300km\h with around 75% of the throttle.



And since when do we measure the overall performance of the bike by just top speed? =) Are you a boy racer or something? Besides GSXR was moded, if you spent that money to get a different stocket for CBR it'll munch the GSXR there as well.
I don't get your point, you have a cool bike, but the new blades are simply cooler. Are you trying to justify your purchase by screaming like a 3 year old that honda sucks everywhere, or is it that you have a lame since of humour and you scream for attention? Are you trying to prove me that new CBR sucks, or are you just jealous?=)

285kph dude thats all it did...

You can bla on as much as you want...But Honda's are Homo's and Dumbies..

I have it on video ya dork ! ! ! ! !

Thank you come again....:yes:

Crazy Steve

[MentalFacility]

285kph dude thats all it did...

You can bla on as much as you want...But Honda's are Homo's and Dumbies..

I have it on video ya dork ! ! ! ! !

Thank you come again....:yes:

Crazy Steve

Ok, No warries. You are officialy FULL OF SHIT. Welcome to my ignor list.

[<Rhino>]

Dumbies..


Crazy Steve

Actualy its dummies.....:whistle:

Sorry couldn't help myself.....:dodge:

[Headbanger]

Dumbies are strange beasts indeed......

[Crazy Steve]

Ok, No warries. You are officialy FULL OF SHIT. Welcome to my ignor list.

He been here five minutes.....

Has two big cunts that want to punch him lots of times in his Mouth ! !

And now "Welcome to my ignor list"

Ha Ha.......

Crazy Steve

[Irontusk]

I would ask for your money back, my K6 with 51K on the clock does 165

Having done 51000kms isn't going to change the gear ratios..

[SixPackBack]

Having done 51000kms isn't going to change the gear ratios..

True, but you could argue wear would reduce the engines ability to perform.

[Greyham]

He must park it in his bed room and beat over it :spanking:

[McJim]

285kph dude thats all it did...

You can bla on as much as you want...But Honda's are Homo's and Dumbies..

I have it on video ya dork ! ! ! ! !

Thank you come again....:yes:

Crazy Steve


Ok, No warries. You are officialy FULL OF SHIT. Welcome to my ignor list.

Sheesh - will you guys just get a room ...Pleeeez! :rofl:

[munterk6]

wot a waste of time with all the arguing going on in this thread...grow up guys and stop acting like a coupla spoilt kids!!
By the way, Crazy Steve is right...gixxers are way cooler, faster, and more macho than H@#das ok. Sniff...sniff. Take it from someone that knows sniff.:innocent: :yes:

[MentalFacility]

wot a waste of time with all the arguing going on in this thread...grow up guys and stop acting like a coupla spoilt kids!!
By the way, Crazy Steve is right...gixxers are way cooler, faster, and more macho than H@#das ok. Sniff...sniff. Take it from someone that knows sniff.:innocent: :yes:

Denial... Regret buying a gixer much?=)

[Rodney007]

u guys need to chillout,

you guys would be best friends in-person,

stand round bikes and point at stuff, point at me and laugh cause i look stupid, comon shakehands and makeup!

[BIGBOSSMAN]

u guys need to chillout,

you guys would be best friends in-person,

stand round bikes and point at stuff, point at me and laugh cause i look stupid, comon shakehands and makeup!

Yeh, how 'bout a great big manhug you 2 eh?? You know you want to...

[EJK]

He So Horny!

[BIGBOSSMAN]

He So Horny!

Long times!!

[kiwifruit]

Me on a 2008 CBR1000 bling bling...
285Max (Indicated) ....I couldn't go any anyfaster..

Crazy Steve...

Have you called Jenny (http://www.jennycraig.com/) yet?

:sunny:

[DIN PELENDA]

He been here five minutes.....

Has two big cunts that want to punch him lots of times in his Mouth ! !

And now "Welcome to my ignor list"

Ha Ha.......

Crazy Steve

hell yeah!!:bash: