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scuzeme
5th September 2008, 20:13
...no im not drunk yet so i have no excuses.

Its good to finally sign up on the site, im Darrin and my handle is "Scuzeme" as in "get out of the f@#king way wanna be boy racer with the wanky blowoff valve", sorry i too have a blowoff valve situated between my ass cheeks and thats the only good place for them.

First time i hopped on a bike was about 30 years ago i was 10, you do the math, anyway that enlightening experience involved a 50cc minibike, me steering, a fencing strainer and the pillion passanger breaking his arm in three places...great memory for me not so much for him he he.
6 years later and i had my very first bike an XR200RC first Honda with a monoshock, knobblees and a 120kmh down the motorway yay, i must have gone through 10 sets of handle bars great bike before i sold it, the next one was a road bike, an old aircooled RD350, which had sticky carby sliders, sold that, i then moved onto a TT500 twostroke road bike, to me it looked like a triumph and went like the clappers i dismantled it to restore it and never put it back together anyway at 18 i moved away from bikes and started driving cars deluding myself that it was better because you didnt get wet when it rained it was a great motel to take my girlfriend too and it was easier to carry a dozen piss in the back...

....20 or so years latter after working my f@#king arse off i brought a Ducati 1991 750 SS for $6K and spent another $6k doing it up, best sounding bike ive ever owned to this day, loved it, spanked it, crashed it, restored it. After being off a bike for so long i thought it was the bees knees man and i thought i could beat anything on it, my expectations of that bike and my own super racer skills (not) were seriously dented on more than...300 occasions give or take, thats when i decided to get another Ducati enter the 1098s which ive had for a year now.
Since then i have sold my 750 and brought a R6 06 race set up platform, i seriously love this bike and track it every month at Taupo, i plan to do clubmens next year.

Anyway thats my bike history i spend a bit of time on the Rimas, Paekak Hill Road and on the Pirinoa straights, im always looking for like minded people to ride with so look forward to seeing some of you Kiwi Bikers out there soon. :headbang:

......ps wish id never sold that 750.

merv
5th September 2008, 20:18
TT500 twostroke road bike - yeah right!! OK :whistle:

kiwifruit
5th September 2008, 20:20
welcome to the site :sunny:

R6chick
5th September 2008, 20:22
hello an welcome!!
I reckon this is the best place for like minded motorcylists to get in touch for rides and get advise on pretty much anything and just talk about bike stuff....an anything really.
hope u enjoy being a member!!
an ps.... R6's rule..!!!! good luck with your races!!

tri boy
5th September 2008, 20:23
Welcome dude.:cool: You have the credentials to hang with the motley crew that is KB. You'll live to regret it.:lol:

Bren
5th September 2008, 20:32
Hey man and welcome...so you are a bit like me....on bikes in the yoof, then a bit of a break...and back on bikes again....lot of us about!

There is plenty happening on KB...its a great place to meet up with people.
I am moving up your way hopefully in about 2 months so might see ya on the roads after I get my wheels sorted (revin and bullshit or buy road-legal wheels)...
...If you are interested in meeting some of the locals keep early november free...Housewarming party at my place, and I am sure there will be at least a handful of Kapiti/Horowhenua KBers there!!!

scuzeme
5th September 2008, 20:39
TT500 twostroke road bike - yeah right!! OK :whistle:.

http://www.suzukicycles.org/T-series/T500_models.shtml
Sorry you know it all bastard i double stroked but you would have known that aye.:doh:

I think it was the T 500 m model, you didnt think i was talking about a Yammy Motocrosser did you??

scuzeme
5th September 2008, 20:43
Hey man and welcome...so you are a bit like me....on bikes in the yoof, then a bit of a break...and back on bikes again....lot of us about!

There is plenty happening on KB...its a great place to meet up with people.
I am moving up your way hopefully in about 2 months so might see ya on the roads after I get my wheels sorted (revin and bullshit or buy road-legal wheels)...
...If you are interested in meeting some of the locals keep early november free...Housewarming party at my place, and I am sure there will be at least a handful of Kapiti/Horowhenua KBers there!!!

Yeeeep good ol southern Hospitalidee, thanks Redneck i think we al gunna have our selves some brewskis.

chanceyy
5th September 2008, 20:43
Welcome to the mad house that is KB .. mind ya fingers when feeding the trolls, you know once you enter you can never leave :clap:


always rides happening around welly & manawatu and pretty much everywhere else, a few get togethers to put faces to handles, and talk bikes & stuff all nite

:wari:

imw-hornet
5th September 2008, 20:48
Welcome to the site dude ,,,, enjoy :)

Trudes
5th September 2008, 21:03
Hiya, welcome to KB.:sunny: I've probably drooled on your 1098 at some point,.... sorry.:innocent:

fatzx10r
5th September 2008, 21:07
hey there welcome to kb. the 1098 must be a shit load of fun to ride, cool bike's

flame
5th September 2008, 21:14
Hiya, welcome to KB.:sunny: I've probably drooled on your 1098 at some point,.... sorry.:innocent:

Just drooled????? lol, so it got off lightly eh;)

Welcome Scuzeme, Ive probably drooled on your bike too, but i woulda made sure you wern't looking.

98tls
5th September 2008, 21:19
Welcome..........

Her_C4
5th September 2008, 21:42
...skills (not) were seriously dented on more than...300 occasions give or take, thats when i decided to get another Ducati enter the 1098s which ive had for a year now.
........
Anyway thats my bike history i spend a bit of time on the Rimas, Paekak Hill Road and on the Pirinoa straights, im always looking for like minded people to ride with so look forward to seeing some of you Kiwi Bikers out there soon. :headbang:

......ps wish id never sold that 750.

Hey welcome and consider yourself 'scuzed' :bleh: Nice to see another local 1098 owner on board:msn-wink: Nice bike :laugh:


Just drooled????? lol, so it got off lightly eh;)

Welcome Scuzeme, Ive probably drooled on your bike too, but i woulda made sure you wern't looking.

Bulls (cough)hit :jerry: you woulda drooled regardless as ya glanced around to check no one was watching and trailed your fingertips over the glossy fairings, and lightly touched the throttle ...... and imagined you taking it to the track where it belongs and FLYYYYYYYING...:eek::jerry::laugh:

scuzeme
5th September 2008, 22:16
Hiya, welcome to KB.:sunny: I've probably drooled on your 1098 at some point,.... sorry.:innocent:

Yeah i was wondering who bloody did that.:Oi:

oldrider
5th September 2008, 22:26
Hello, welcome to KB. :eek5: John.

yod
5th September 2008, 22:29
:corn:

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Fatt Max
5th September 2008, 23:08
Nice one mate, great story and a fine pedigree

Welcome

Rollestonchick
5th September 2008, 23:32
Greetings Scuzed,:niceone:. Welcome to KB land

DMNTD
5th September 2008, 23:36
Hey ya man....good to meet you the other day in Taupo.
These 1098 things seem to go just fine eh? :sunny:
BTW...the Bleck ones go fasterer :shifty:

Her_C4
5th September 2008, 23:40
BTW...the Bleck ones go fasterer :shifty:

Damn - they do?? wanna swap??:whistle:

DMNTD
5th September 2008, 23:42
Damn - they do?? wanna swap??:whistle:

Nope! :lol: Have already found the replacement for mine anyway :drool:

McJim
6th September 2008, 00:45
Welcome to KB.

Liked your story about crashing and restoring the 750ss...My darling wife :love: crashed my 600ss last weekend. It's kind of fixed at the moment and will get fully restored soon.

P.S. You should never sell a Ducati. It's just plain wrong...any Ducati...even a brokenarsed one like mine. (if the restoration don't work out I'm gonna put 750ss barrels & pissed on's on the engine and race her!:devil2:)

scuzeme
6th September 2008, 08:24
Welcome to KB.
P.S. You should never sell a Ducati. It's just plain wrong...any Ducati...even a brokenarsed one like mine. (if the restoration don't work out I'm gonna put 750ss barrels & pissed on's on the engine and race her!:devil2:)

There r some pics of her in my album she is sadly missed, i knew i had made a mistake when the guy who brought her rode up the road.
She had Zorst cans on her very heavy cans but man what a sound they honestly sounded better than my new Duc.

cheers