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Edbear
6th September 2008, 19:28
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her crap...

bomma
6th September 2008, 19:33
what if you give her $50?? sure as shit aint gonna multipy that......

CB ARGH
6th September 2008, 19:51
what if you give her $50?? sure as shit aint gonna multipy that......

She could buy some sexy stockings and go hooker'ing! :yes:

Let the money roll in!

bomma
6th September 2008, 20:27
She could buy some sexy stockings and go hooker'ing! :yes:

Let the money roll in!

think that comment goes in the "so if you give her crap" section :Punk: make sure your poke doesnt go visiting this website:laugh:

98tls
6th September 2008, 20:31
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her crap... So to sum up the perfect women swallows has her own home buys her own groceries and is blind as a bat.

Laava
6th September 2008, 20:48
And her Dad owns a brewery

98tls
6th September 2008, 20:56
And her Dad owns a brewery Full of Tui girls.

oldrider
6th September 2008, 21:06
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her crap...

Yep, what goes round comes around.

Done a course on all that with Mrs oldrider, all of the above but "shit" came back in spades! :sweatdrop Soooo right Eadbear, sooo right! :yes: John.