Ball crushing tank damage

[breakaway]

Was recently trawling trademe, and came across a binned CBR250

<img src='http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8121/74606164full1wz3.jpg'/>

<img src='http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3150/74606177fullhq1.jpg'/>

I asked a question, and the guy said the dent was there before the crash, but he made it even larger :eek5:

Just got me wondering, what sort of damage can doing this to a tank with your dick / balls cause?

[McJim]

The_Dover once told me his gonads were about the size of small melons after he wrote of his first Gixxer....that bike looks a bit like Duckaddicts old ride.

[Chickadee]

I had a dude fail to giveway at a roundabout and emergency stop on me, I hit the tank hard when braking to avoid hitting him (kept it up right).

I can tell you even being a lady, it fooken hurts having a bruised groin area. Black and blue.

If your a bloke I dare say you'd be tender, if not compromising your re-productive abilities.

[bomma]

GEESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST :mellow::crazy: that would be one painful, life-ending crash for a guy......

[CrazyFrog]

Must be something about CBR's..... I hit a car which turned in front of me a few years back, and left the same damage in the tank of my 600F4.
I can clearly remember not being able to stand up for quite a while, basically just like a bad kick in the nuts, but hey all worked out in the end, everything still works fine, and no swelling/ bruising. WOW! It pays to have steel balls ...:eek5:

[portokiwi]

:sick::shit::sick::puke: Shit thats got to hurt no mater if you were male or female.

[EJK]

He must had looking at a girl when he crashed...

[Her_C4]

He must had looking at a girl when he crashed...

Maybe - but I bet he looked like a girl after he crashed!!:crazy: :sick:

[EJK]

Don't tell me amputation :pinch:

[glice]

just after I started riding bikes I was trying to ease up a curb and hit my balls twice in a row, man it was sooo hard not to drop the bike.

[skidMark]

I have seen an r1 tank with a similar den it went down as low but deeeeeep into the tank.....until it got to the point below gas cap...

Then was a straight line up to the gas cap...

:bye:

[cruza]

One of my workmates in chch, hit side of 4wd after a driver pulled out of intersection 5mths ago. out of hospital ,still off work, talking to him the other day, has to go back in for op'...... to find where one of his balls are. his tank was way worse than that dent!.......just as well he's in his 50's nothing much to miss :dodge:

[DarkLord]

Oh dear.

And here's me complaining about battered nads from sitting too close to the tank and getting a ball breaker when going over a bump.

[slofox]

!.......just as well he's in his 50's nothing much to miss :dodge:

Don't you friggin' believe it sonny......!!

[Aa7]

One of my workmates in chch, hit side of 4wd after a driver pulled out of intersection 5mths ago. out of hospital ,still off work, talking to him the other day, has to go back in for op'...... to find where one of his balls are. his tank was way worse than that dent!.......just as well he's in his 50's nothing much to miss :dodge:

5 months on and hes still looking for his lost nut :blink: WTF!!! he may be over fifty but when the big pie in the sky or hole in the ground is taking my acceptance speech i really want to be a complete man still and will value having both my boys with me all the same thanks… hope they find it quick and its not a battered and expolded ball of twine like the innards of an old rubber band golf ball :crybaby:

[kevfromcoro]

F....ck..you guys are making my eyes water....
Ouch...........