Inner Peace...

[cs363]

Hello my friends ,

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me
today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas pas dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

[KiwiRat]

Bwah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah ha:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Laava]

Hard to believe, your spelling and diction remained perfect!

[slofox]

Have duly forwarded it to certain others.......reminds me of my cake recipe....

WORLD’S BEST FRUITCAKE


1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup nuts
1 or 2 quarts aged whisky

Before you start, sample the whisky to check for quality. Good isn’t it?
Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup etc etc. Check the whisky again as it must be just right. To be sure the whisky is of the highest quality, pour one level cupful into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
With an eclectic miggser, beat one cup of budder in a large fluffy bowel. Add 1 teashpoon of shugar and beader hell out of it again.
Meanwhile, at this parsnicular poinnin time, wake shurrr the whixey hasin gone bad while you weren’t lookin’. Open second quart if nezzissssrryyy.
Add two large leggs, 2 cups fried druit an beadle high. If druit gessshtuck inna beaders jush pry id loosh wivva drewscriber.
Ehhshample the whitchy agin, shecking confistincy, then shift 2 cubs salt or dertergent or waddevva – like anyone gizzadamm. Chample the widdski shummor.
Shift in shum limmon shooozzzh. Fold in shobbed putter and shrained nuds. Add 100 babbleshpoonz brown booger or whussevvis chloshist an’ migs swell. Greesh ubben an’ turn inna cakey pan to 350 decrease. Poor whole swishin mesh inna washin masheen and shet to shhhhhpin. Sheck dat whixny hwunsh moron pash out tonna flooooor….……

[fire eyes]

:bleh: :laugh: :niceone: