A guy goes to the supermarket...

[Brownbikerbabe]

Thought I'd share this one before I'm off to California...

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave
>> at him saying hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't
>>place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which
>>she replies,
>> "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>> Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
>> to his wife and says,
>> "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid
>> on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
>> whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
>>butt?"
>> She said, "No, I'm your son's Math Teacher."
>>

[SimJen]

took me a few seconds....but thats funny :)

[Back Fire]

Thats bloody brilliant!! bling to you :niceone:

[Maha]

A+ for that................or 200/10......:laugh: :rofl: :killingme

[SARGE]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I had on the pool table with all my buddies watched, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up
my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[Maha]

Have heard it before but, FARK !!! can almost feel the moment huh?...:o :Oops:

[McJim]

We need more threads like this!

[skelstar]

Yeah...what about those farking cops on SH16 eh!!!



only joking

[paturoa]

A guy goes to the supermarket ....

was his name sarge?

[SARGE]

was his name sarge?

.. no... i dont think that was it ...

what kinda ghey name is Sarge?

[Colapop]

Oarggghhhh!!! Just had a mental picture of my sons teacher - he aint purty...

[sinfull]

and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

'My word, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

[Rollestonchick]

:rofl::rofl::crybaby:

[portokiwi]

:2thumbsup:rofl::lol::2thumbsup that was good. I thought he might eat the bird:Oops:

[SMOKEU]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids.."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all of my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

[skidMark]

repost... older than ixion... but still i lol'd, i have a shallow sense of humour, luckily for you.